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Huge CNN article about dorky Mormon marrying Asian Hiking Girl

https://www.cnn.com/travel/yellowstone-ice-cream-date-chance...
Apoplectic chestnut ratface
  07/14/25
he saw an asian 5.5 and immediately thought "i'm going ...
Umber useless brakes public bath
  07/14/25
many such cases!
Excitant Pea-brained Son Of Senegal
  07/14/25
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Magical international law enforcement agency
  07/15/25
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confused faggotry church
  07/14/25
asian 5.5 saw a beautiful kike and immediately thought, &quo...
Kink-friendly fighting cuckold
  07/14/25
terminal case of yellow fever tp
adventurous amber trust fund kitchen
  07/14/25
"For Andrew it was something akin to love at first sigh...
anal green spot pistol
  07/14/25
Their son will 100% be a spree shooter
Umber useless brakes public bath
  07/14/25
Never seen a more clear cut case than this before
twinkling rebellious crotch
  07/14/25
Tall blonde guy bouncing up tp
Coral well-lubricated brethren
  07/14/25
FizzKidd drove deep into rural Colorado for a Tinder match w...
twinkling rebellious crotch
  07/14/25
...
startled indian lodge
  07/14/25
“ Andrew and Shallen welcomed their two children in 20...
autistic talking dopamine
  07/14/25
Do whites who marry azns consider themselves "multiraci...
Primrose razzle gas station idiot
  07/14/25
I hadn’t thought of it either actually. But I’m ...
autistic talking dopamine
  07/14/25
Except hapas get double pwned on affirmative action right?
Irate senate
  07/15/25
Yes they do so in a self-serving way go try and cop that DEI...
fragrant regret dragon
  07/15/25
But white and Asian are the worst possible things to be in a...
Irate senate
  07/15/25
I think aznness actually drags you downward from just Regula...
Primrose razzle gas station idiot
  07/16/25
ROFL why is this newsworthy.
tan locale new version
  07/14/25
because you can tell how tight that pussy is just in the fir...
Insanely creepy psychic
  07/14/25
“We ended up speaking Tagalog with each other for a bi...
Talented zombie-like personal credit line telephone
  07/14/25
I wish NPB were still here
autistic talking dopamine
  07/14/25
...
Apoplectic chestnut ratface
  07/14/25
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anal green spot pistol
  07/14/25
That guy will never leave. He's cemented in place.
twinkling rebellious crotch
  07/14/25
nobody ever leaves. we all really like it here.
Apoplectic chestnut ratface
  07/14/25
I've been planning on quitting for ten years. Going to XO ad...
twinkling rebellious crotch
  07/14/25
...
autistic talking dopamine
  07/14/25
Holy shit this thing is like War and Peace
Olive nofapping french chef
  07/14/25
...
twinkling rebellious crotch
  07/14/25
Why was a Taiwanese student working in Yellowstone?
flesh tattoo
  07/14/25
Not flame one of my white friends met his Chinese wife this ...
anal green spot pistol
  07/14/25
the perfect program doesnt exi--
Insanely creepy psychic
  07/14/25
...
anal green spot pistol
  07/15/25
How do you think it got the name?
Olive nofapping french chef
  07/14/25
Gorgeous girl
Irradiated old irish cottage newt
  07/14/25
dude is 100% gay
Glassy dilemma
  07/14/25
why is this article like 40,000 words long? is this some ha...
Glassy dilemma
  07/14/25
She is cute. Good for them.
embarrassed to the bone ticket booth
  07/14/25
Man lives in Philippines. Man marries Taiwanese instead. S...
territorial swollen orchestra pit antidepressant drug
  07/14/25
"She was working over at another counter,” Andrew...
Offensive lascivious toaster
  07/15/25
https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/wedding-pho...
Offensive lascivious toaster
  07/15/25
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spectacular mustard giraffe quadroon
  07/15/25
He's got a great scumbag look with the flatbill cap, chin go...
spectacular mustard giraffe quadroon
  07/15/25
tight fitted dry fit griffey logo
Offensive lascivious toaster
  07/15/25
Still speaking broken Mandarin, Andrew asked Shallen if he c...
turquoise mother
  07/15/25
Your father grimacing as you nihao an azn 5
Provocative Laser Beams
  07/15/25
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Offensive lascivious toaster
  07/15/25
"Or maybe he's wondering why you'd invite a tall white ...
turquoise mother
  07/15/25
Imagine being on a fishing trip with your brother and he jus...
turquoise mother
  07/15/25
Why is the GOP protecting pedophiles? https://x.com/juddl...
Aromatic Effete Lay Shitlib
  07/15/25
In the summer of 2015, two years after they first met in Yel...
turquoise mother
  07/15/25
Why is the GOP protecting pedophiles? https://x.com/juddl...
Aromatic Effete Lay Shitlib
  07/15/25
She was making him wait until marriage and he was so horny f...
spectacular mustard giraffe quadroon
  07/15/25
https://imgur.com/a/spMZdfx
embarrassed to the bone ticket booth
  07/15/25
...
spectacular mustard giraffe quadroon
  07/15/25
this is retarded. why is she running away?
tan locale new version
  07/16/25
Andrew had a bit of a flair for languages; he’d picked...
Racy sneaky criminal chapel
  07/16/25
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Umber useless brakes public bath
  07/16/25
CUMSKIN SHITMODS NOW NUKING THREADS ABOUT AMERICA AFTER GETT...
nyuug
  08/17/25
don't forget "nyuug," yet another weird mentally i...
nyuug
  08/17/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Apoplectic chestnut ratface

https://www.cnn.com/travel/yellowstone-ice-cream-date-chance-encounters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49099844)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Umber useless brakes public bath

he saw an asian 5.5 and immediately thought "i'm going to marry that girl" on first sight.

terminal case of debilitating yellow fever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49099846)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: Excitant Pea-brained Son Of Senegal

many such cases!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49099848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Magical international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49103125)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: confused faggotry church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49100206)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Kink-friendly fighting cuckold

asian 5.5 saw a beautiful kike and immediately thought, "DASSA HANSOM, I SHOW HIM MAH PUSSY RIPS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49100236)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: adventurous amber trust fund kitchen

terminal case of yellow fever tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49100287)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: anal green spot pistol

"For Andrew it was something akin to love at first sight. For Shallen, it wasn’t quite that. But it was a memorable first interaction — a tall, blond guy bouncing up to her with a grin on his face.

For a moment, Andrew and Shallen just stood there, smiling at each other. Not saying anything.

“Then I was like, ‘You got a boyfriend?’” recalls Andrew.

“He said this in Mandarin,” adds Shallen. “He was just straight out saying, ‘Do you have a boyfriend?’”

She shook her head and told him she was single.

Still speaking broken Mandarin, Andrew asked Shallen if he could take her out for dinner that night.

“And I go, ‘No,’ because we’re in the middle of nowhere, and dinner sounds so formal,” recalls Shallen. “I’m like, ‘This is weird.’”

But Shallen was intrigued by Andrew. “So I said, ‘Well, if you want to practice your Mandarin, we can grab ice cream,’” she recalls."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49099958)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: Umber useless brakes public bath

Their son will 100% be a spree shooter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49099966)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: twinkling rebellious crotch

Never seen a more clear cut case than this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49100365)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Coral well-lubricated brethren

Tall blonde guy bouncing up tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49100205)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: twinkling rebellious crotch

FizzKidd drove deep into rural Colorado for a Tinder match who ghosted her just for a chance at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49100368)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: startled indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49100371)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: autistic talking dopamine

“ Andrew and Shallen welcomed their two children in 2017 and 2019. When their second child was born, they left Utah and moved to California.

Over time, Andrew also distanced himself from the Mormon religion he grew up with, before leaving the church altogether.

Moving to California allowed the couple to find a new community. “We’re in a very multicultural place, and so it’s better for both of us,” says Andrew.

“And better for our kids,” adds Shallen.”

Lmao, Mormons dunn here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49099964)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Primrose razzle gas station idiot

Do whites who marry azns consider themselves "multiracial" families?

I guess I've never thought of it that way since marrying an azngirl is the most quintessentially White Dork thing you can do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49099980)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: autistic talking dopamine

I hadn’t thought of it either actually. But I’m guessing yes, since “multiracial” is a cool thing now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49099985)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Irate senate

Except hapas get double pwned on affirmative action right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49102676)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: fragrant regret dragon

Yes they do so in a self-serving way go try and cop that DEI/AA advantage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49102675)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Irate senate

But white and Asian are the worst possible things to be in an AA scenario

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49102679)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 4:11 AM
Author: Primrose razzle gas station idiot

I think aznness actually drags you downward from just Regular White Guy in the admissions ratrace.

In fairness to harvard et al., my understanding is that if they were forced to go to a pure meritocracy the school would immediately become more azn than hong kong. Which, if we're being totally, brutally real here, I think we can all acknowledge would both destroy H's prestige and erode the quality of the institution more generally, e.g., reduce the number of ultra-high performing grads (startup founders, inventors, cultural icons, etc.), make for a shittier intellectual environment, what have you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49105028)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: tan locale new version

ROFL why is this newsworthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49099990)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Insanely creepy psychic

because you can tell how tight that pussy is just in the first pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49099991)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Talented zombie-like personal credit line telephone

“We ended up speaking Tagalog with each other for a bit,” recalls Andrew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49100041)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: autistic talking dopamine

I wish NPB were still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49100052)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Apoplectic chestnut ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49100057)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: anal green spot pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49100065)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: twinkling rebellious crotch

That guy will never leave. He's cemented in place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49100372)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Apoplectic chestnut ratface

nobody ever leaves. we all really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49100451)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: twinkling rebellious crotch

I've been planning on quitting for ten years. Going to XO addiction meetings. There is hoap. But probably not hope in the traditional sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49100455)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: autistic talking dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49100677)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Olive nofapping french chef

Holy shit this thing is like War and Peace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49100062)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: twinkling rebellious crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49100373)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: flesh tattoo

Why was a Taiwanese student working in Yellowstone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49100213)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: anal green spot pistol

Not flame one of my white friends met his Chinese wife this EXACT same way. Via this program where chinks come over here to work in US national parks. Presumably the entire point of the program is to marry off Asian Pussy to White Cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49100222)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Insanely creepy psychic

the perfect program doesnt exi--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49100445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: anal green spot pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49102609)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Olive nofapping french chef

How do you think it got the name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49100320)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Irradiated old irish cottage newt

Gorgeous girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49100219)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Glassy dilemma

dude is 100% gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49100237)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Glassy dilemma

why is this article like 40,000 words long? is this some hand-picked CIA dork who they're trying to make famous like they did to Obama?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49100243)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone ticket booth

She is cute. Good for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49100281)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: territorial swollen orchestra pit antidepressant drug

Man lives in Philippines. Man marries Taiwanese instead.

Story as old as time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49100285)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Offensive lascivious toaster

"She was working over at another counter,” Andrew recalls. “So I went and bought chocolate milk"

incredible AMOG here holy shit. aznbros absolutely finished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49102355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Offensive lascivious toaster

https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/wedding-photo.jpg?q=w_1160,c_fill/f_webp

hfs look at the green lines here

nothing in this article makes me think she likes him even a little

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49102358)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: spectacular mustard giraffe quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49102359)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: spectacular mustard giraffe quadroon

He's got a great scumbag look with the flatbill cap, chin goatee, and proleface.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49102362)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Offensive lascivious toaster

tight fitted dry fit griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49102402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: turquoise mother

Still speaking broken Mandarin, Andrew asked Shallen if he could take her out for dinner that night tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49102427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: Provocative Laser Beams

Your father grimacing as you nihao an azn 5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49102476)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Offensive lascivious toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49102799)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: turquoise mother

"Or maybe he's wondering why you'd invite a tall white man for ice cream despite being lactose intolerant"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49102541)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: turquoise mother

Imagine being on a fishing trip with your brother and he just ditches you for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49102550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Aromatic Effete Lay Shitlib

Why is the GOP protecting pedophiles?

https://x.com/juddlegum/status/1945115439995998711?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49102553)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: turquoise mother

In the summer of 2015, two years after they first met in Yellowstone, Andrew and Shallen eloped in the hills above the Utah town where Andrew grew up.

“The ceremony itself was really small,” says Andrew. “My closest friends helped me carry up tables for food and blankets for people to sit on. I think we had like 20 people there in total.”

While it was a special day, there were mixed emotions at play. Shallen was saddened by her family’s absence. Andrew’s family wasn’t there either, but they wholeheartedly supported his decision to marry Shallen. Shallen, meanwhile, felt conscious she was breaking from her family’s expectations. She was unsure what her relationship with them would look like in the future.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49102557)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: Aromatic Effete Lay Shitlib

Why is the GOP protecting pedophiles?

https://x.com/juddlegum/status/1945115439995998711?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49102584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: spectacular mustard giraffe quadroon

She was making him wait until marriage and he was so horny for azn pussy he just carried her up into the hills and had his bros marry them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49102608)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone ticket booth

https://imgur.com/a/spMZdfx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49102990)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: spectacular mustard giraffe quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49102995)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: tan locale new version

this is retarded. why is she running away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49105145)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:26 AM
Author: Racy sneaky criminal chapel

Andrew had a bit of a flair for languages; he’d picked up Tagalog while living in the Philippines, and dabbled in Mandarin as part of a college language requirement tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49105184)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: Umber useless brakes public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49105221)



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Date: August 17th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy)

CUMSKIN SHITMODS NOW NUKING THREADS ABOUT AMERICA AFTER GETTING ASSRAPED BY NYUUG:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2731990&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49192601)



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Date: August 17th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy)

don't forget "nyuug," yet another weird mentally ill loser ethnic who comes here to spam because he has crippling psychological issues. Cool, man. Might as well go downtown and walk up and down alleys with drunk schizophrenic homeless people yelling out random shit (this and shitty niggers and ethnics are what ruin public spaces irl too, odd case)

The reason why our irl society is getting worse is because shitty people are waved in from overseas and because the shitty ones already here are tolerated and even encouraged. You should never show any mercy to shitty people and never forget that they are personally responsible for every single bad thing that happens in the world

Date: August 17th, 2025 11:16 AM

Author: sentient octopus

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763286&forum_id=2#49191789

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2"#49192713)