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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: milky ticket booth

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2"#43762911)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Topaz forum



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: beta national



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: concupiscible church



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: primrose stirring hall



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: Flatulent transparent scourge upon the earth

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2"#43763042)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: sepia big heaven



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Obsidian Fluffy Fanboi

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2"#43763135)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Abnormal glittery personal credit line digit ratio



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Charcoal den generalized bond

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2"#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: Diverse marketing idea state

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2"#43767508)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: garnet disgusting circlehead

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2"#46020130)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: heady fishy ceo



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: bateful maize round eye



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Abnormal glittery personal credit line digit ratio

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2"#43763164)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Twinkling contagious giraffe hell



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: Khaki irate box office skinny woman



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: pungent abode pisswyrm

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2"#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: milky ticket booth

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2"#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: beta national

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2"#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: milky ticket booth

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2"#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: beta national

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2"#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: Abnormal glittery personal credit line digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2"#43764832)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: Twinkling contagious giraffe hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2"#43766439)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: garnet disgusting circlehead



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Resort Sandwich



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Misanthropic excitant garrison shitlib



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Electric frisky lettuce



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Charcoal den generalized bond



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Twinkling contagious giraffe hell



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Obsidian Fluffy Fanboi



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: turquoise senate



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: Balding Comical Theater Jew



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: multi-colored boltzmann plaza

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2"#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Copper vibrant location goal in life

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2"#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: Mint native regret

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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Obsidian Fluffy Fanboi



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: heady fishy ceo



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: Haunting house sex offender

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2"#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: Twinkling contagious giraffe hell



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2"#49354908)