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REMINDER: McDonald's has to make you any item that was ever on the menu

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPiz...
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  04/26/21
dat secret menu
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  04/27/21
can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?
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  04/27/21
Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if...
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  04/27/21
what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonald...
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  04/27/21
I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement ...
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  04/27/21
Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order b...
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  08/15/22
Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party benefici...
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  04/27/21
They haven't assented to enforceability by third party benef...
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  05/12/24
i just want spicy mcnuggets
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  04/27/21
I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tri...
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  04/27/21
McPizzas were 180
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  04/27/21
if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for ...
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  04/27/21
*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizz...
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  05/12/24
i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its al...
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  04/27/21
checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies
Soul-stirring tanning salon
  04/27/21
you just changed my life. thank you.
Very tactful buff cuck
  04/27/21
Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD
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  04/27/21
i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no s...
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  04/27/21
hilarious, but can't be true
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  04/27/21
I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agree...
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stirring french dysfunction kitty
  04/27/21
This doesn't apply to the McRib though.
adulterous property filthpig
  04/27/21
? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but thi...
exciting jewess address
  04/27/21
McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal. Therefore, your enti...
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  04/27/21
This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can or...
exciting jewess address
  04/28/21
McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away...
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  04/27/21
The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary...
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  08/15/22
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  04/27/21
I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Found...
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  04/27/21
180. You should go through and order McD's items from vario...
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  04/27/21
Tell me more about modular lobster, please.
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  04/27/21
They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can jus...
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For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the ...
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They literally have no bagels in the store
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  04/27/21
You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those t...
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  04/27/21
i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in...
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  04/27/21
oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up
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flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select...
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  08/16/22
When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal a...
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Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being h...
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  04/27/21
The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an a...
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  04/27/21
(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)
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  04/27/21
you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually ...
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  04/28/21
lol
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We survived.
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https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/
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  08/16/22
This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!
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  05/12/24
was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao
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  05/12/24
what about bk's cheesey fries
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Date: April 26th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: exciting jewess address

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPizza, a McLobster, and even an Arch Deluxe. All the ingredients are modular, so they can still make everything they've ever offered, they just don't like to because of the prep time. A lot of line employees don't know this so talk to a manager if you have to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42356284)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:40 AM
Author: tantric gas station factory reset button

dat secret menu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42356706)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:41 AM
Author: Khaki home gaping

can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42356711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:02 AM
Author: exciting jewess address

Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if the dipshit franchisee breaches his contract with McDonald's corporate. But obviously the last thing a franchisee wants is to tangle with corporate-- not only do they have far deeper pockets, they have about a billion ways to fuck with the franchisee without formally breaching the contract (helps that corporate WROTE the contract!). So if you display knowledge of their obligations, then they'll play ball just to make you happy and get rid of you so you don't tell corporate they're in breach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42356773)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:03 AM
Author: Soul-stirring tanning salon

what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonalds location asking about the status of the shake machine and record the calls and send to corporate to prove the lies and fraud re: shake machine maintenance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42356775)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: exciting jewess address

I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement I get my milkshake real fast so I've never had to play these games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42357702)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: twinkling clown

Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order because they are fixing it.

This is like the “just jump” hack to surviving plane crashes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#45019663)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:55 PM
Author: titillating bonkers dragon

Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party beneficiary. You’re getting the benefit of that delicious lobster meat that’s being denied to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42359139)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 12:27 PM
Author: exciting jewess address

They haven't assented to enforceability by third party beneficiaries and explicitly disclaim reliance. What's more, the agreements are "out there" pretty easily, but technically confidential-- so you may know what the franchisee has agreed to, but establishing so in compliance with the rules of evidence is surprisingly difficult.

But, more to the point, you don't actually need to do this, because what the franchisee is really afraid of is corporate and what corporate can do without relying on the court system (hint, if they don't play ball, their deliveries may become mysteriously delayed, and TECHNICALLY the McDonald's website doesn't have to list the location of every McD's-- disfavored franchisees have been known to find themselves invisible on the app and website). The only lawyer you need to get your McPizza is you, don't overcomplicate things by involving the formal legal system.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42364096)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: 180 Famous Landscape Painting Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#47654921)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:53 AM
Author: Soul-stirring tanning salon

i just want spicy mcnuggets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42356752)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: exciting jewess address

I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42357857)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:54 AM
Author: bateful public bath

McPizzas were 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42356757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:07 AM
Author: tantric gas station factory reset button

if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for you (i.e. you give them a reasonable chance to place an emergency order for the materials from the local warehouse and for it to be delivered)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42356788)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:44 AM
Author: olive marvelous travel guidebook new version

*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizza straight from the Orlando location that still sells them*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42357835)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: Amber Arousing Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#47654931)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:05 AM
Author: Very tactful buff cuck

i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its all for naught.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42356779)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:06 AM
Author: Soul-stirring tanning salon

checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42356787)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:08 AM
Author: Very tactful buff cuck

you just changed my life. thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42356793)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: Talking love of her life gay wizard

Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42358722)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: olive marvelous travel guidebook new version

i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no space for a full size oven would make the pies in the deep fryer still but lots of those are being closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42357838)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: beady-eyed water buffalo

hilarious, but can't be true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42356795)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:11 AM
Author: exciting jewess address

I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agreement for your area if you care to, as they're always looking for new franchisees, and it's in there, the extant franchisees had to sign the same contract (or a substantially similar one)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42357699)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:15 AM
Author: stirring french dysfunction kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42357716)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: adulterous property filthpig

This doesn't apply to the McRib though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42357755)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: exciting jewess address

? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but this could be a regional thing if there's supply issues part of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42357850)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 3:34 PM
Author: hateful office liquid oxygen

McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal.

Therefore, your entire premise fails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42359338)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:13 PM
Author: exciting jewess address

This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can order them any time and they have to make it for you, please state your IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42367210)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:22 PM
Author: adulterous property filthpig

McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away for a while from time to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42360478)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:59 PM
Author: twinkling clown

The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary time. It’s in the contract, but I can’t say more due to the fear of reprisal from Opus Dei.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#45019667)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: fragrant wagecucks old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#47654971)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:24 AM
Author: ocher parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42357757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: pontificating theater

I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Founder. Gained 15lb

McDobalds burgers are honestly pretty damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42357828)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: exciting jewess address

180. You should go through and order McD's items from various "eras," like a tour of the founding to the present day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42357856)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:46 AM
Author: Cobalt Halford

Tell me more about modular lobster, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42357842)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:47 AM
Author: exciting jewess address

They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can just make you a McLobster if you like. They have the lobster anyway and from there it's just a bun and sauce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42357849)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: coiffed stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#45019571)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: Pearl Heaven

For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the back of McDonald's just sitting there waiting for someone to order a lobster, with the lobster inside being like 15 years old and no one talks about it and that seems hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#45019620)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:40 PM
Author: olive marvelous travel guidebook new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#45019632)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: exciting jewess address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#45021074)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:13 AM
Author: Violent boistinker

They literally have no bagels in the store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42357997)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: exciting jewess address

You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those too. All the ingredients are modular, they can make it for you it just takes time and they don't advertise it because it runs contrary to their usual "fast food" style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42358711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: Claret Fiercely-loyal Spot

i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in McDonalds waiting for some defunct menu item, while homeless people wander in to use the bathroom and argue with each other, and quasi-homeless employees shuffle past mopping the floor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42358032)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: olive marvelous travel guidebook new version

oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42358086)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:01 AM
Author: low-t house

flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select items from past eras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#45019672)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: exciting jewess address

When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal arguments are, they'll hire you for their personal injury, divorce, bankruptcy, and immigration issues. So you're getting a McPizza and a McClient.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42358708)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: 180 Famous Landscape Painting Locus

Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being homeless too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#47654925)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: startling whorehouse

Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after they said they were out and I saw an employee RUN out the back of the store with a fishing pole.

Half an hour later I got my sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42358726)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:46 PM
Author: exciting jewess address

The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an afternoon in this way, but they have no choice. A big reason why interest in franchises is high, but satisfaction of franchisees is low, people do not do their research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42359064)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:39 PM
Author: titillating bonkers dragon

(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42360528)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:18 PM
Author: beady-eyed water buffalo

you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually had shit on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#42367257)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: olive marvelous travel guidebook new version

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#45019634)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:42 PM
Author: Dashing Mexican Shitlib

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#45019637)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: topaz center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#49395127)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: exciting jewess address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#45019530)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:50 PM
Author: tantric gas station factory reset button

this poast has been a game changer for my book of business

I target Prole clients, so when I take them out to lunch and show them how my mastery of the Law is such that I can get them a McPizza or an Arch Deluxe, they know that there's no Jury that could stand against me.

If there's an Italian on the Jury I make sure to have a McSpaghetti on my desk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#45019651)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: Adventurous duck-like library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#45019658)



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Date: February 7th, 2024 1:14 AM
Author: exciting jewess address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#47374800)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: Thriller awkward lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#47654929)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:12 AM
Author: Adventurous duck-like library

The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's gonna run us off the road laughing. Will poast wreck if she does https://imgur.com/a/Lf4HLRI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#45019714)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: exciting jewess address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#47654912)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: 180 Famous Landscape Painting Locus

We survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#47654927)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:11 PM
Author: olive marvelous travel guidebook new version

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#45021434)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:27 AM
Author: laughsome confused corn cake

This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#47654918)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: cerebral sanctuary

was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#47654951)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:29 AM
Author: Crawly Corner

what about bk's cheesey fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2"#47654974)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 7:46 PM
Author: exciting jewess address



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Date: November 17th, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: Talented Theater Stage Striped Hyena

Update: just claim they refused to serve you because of your political positions.

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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: exciting jewess address

Breakfast reminder

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