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Date: September 28th, 2023 9:35 PM Author: Chocolate Prole “See that little Turok cartridge — Kaze Emanuar could optimize it in two minutes. It took Acclaim three months to get it to compile — a whole studio walking very slowly, dying in front and pushing forward behind. And Nintendo walked very slowly backward a few inches a day, third parties scattering into the wind like a million bloody pixels. No Console maker will ever do that again in this generation.”
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“Yamuachi invented this kind of battle in Kyoto in eighty- five.”
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