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ITT: We Predict Disco Fries’ Death Date
| A Dick is Not Dispositive | 09/26/25 |
| richard clock | 09/26/25 |
| A Dick is Not Dispositive | 09/26/25 |
| Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 09/26/25 |
| Paralegal Nahasapeemapetilon | 09/26/25 |
| A Dick is Not Dispositive | 09/26/25 |
| Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III | 09/26/25 |
| Paralegal Poaster | 09/26/25 |
| Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III | 09/26/25 |
| richard clock | 09/26/25 |
| Mr Right | 09/26/25 |
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Date: September 26th, 2025 1:29 PM Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive Let’s use the wisdom of the crowds to provide Disco Fries some much needed motivation (which he will completely ignore).
Post the exact date on which you expect Disco to die. Bonus prize for accurately predicting cause. Winner gets dinner with CSLG, who is also responsible for resolving the contract. |
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Date: September 26th, 2025 1:30 PM Author: richard clock November 27, 2035, massive heart attack (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780250&forum_id=2"#49305186) |
Date: September 26th, 2025 1:29 PM Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive February 4, 2033 - Disco dies in the hospital from sepsis after catching an infection while in hospital for flame up of his gout. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780250&forum_id=2"#49305183) |
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Date: September 26th, 2025 1:31 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) May 4th, 2042 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780250&forum_id=2"#49305189) |
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Date: September 26th, 2025 1:32 PM Author: Paralegal Nahasapeemapetilon (β π) July 1, 2085 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780250&forum_id=2"#49305193) |
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Date: September 26th, 2025 1:34 PM Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive Lmfao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780250&forum_id=2"#49305200) |
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Date: September 26th, 2025 1:34 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III Late night July 5th, 2031. Heart attacked after a huge BBQ on the 4th. Sneaking leftovers in the garage on the night of the 5th and is discovered face down in a pile of mushy brisket by his children on the morning of the 6th. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780250&forum_id=2"#49305203) |
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Date: September 26th, 2025 1:48 PM Author: Paralegal Poaster March 8, 2027.
RSF starts making "BBQ threads" which are intended to mock discofries. He posts pics of huge cuts of meat he is smoking and making threads like "Check out this SHANK on my Weber Kettle, disco fries, ur response 'little' guy?" They are perfectly grilled.
Unbeknownst to posters RSF has chained discofries up in the basement of his Luxury MFH Apartment and is cutting limbs off him for his BBQ peices. RSF snapped after disco fries takes several more shorts at him on xo.
RSF is given probation after being found out. Xo logs into the Zoom hearing with names like "Tony Gonzalez" |
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Date: September 26th, 2025 1:53 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III Other winking XO logins:
Don Barzini Patrick Ham Christa Dunker Jill Filipovik (possibly real?) Richard McBeef Ed Polstein |
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Date: September 26th, 2025 1:57 PM Author: richard clock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780250&forum_id=2"#49305274) |
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Date: September 26th, 2025 2:10 PM Author: Mr Right Feb 27, 2036: dead from jelly fish attack while paddleboarding in the Azores (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780250&forum_id=2"#49305313) |