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Daughter got into Penn yesterday. I can't afford it.

Not sure how to tell her. She was crying tears of joy and my...
Aggressive Spot
  12/19/25
OF
180 territorial piazza
  12/19/25
Objectively, I don't think she would make any money.
Aggressive Spot
  12/19/25
Congratulations on the Jewish Daughter
Fragrant ladyboy
  12/19/25
We are zero percent jewish
Aggressive Spot
  12/19/25
There hasn't been a white gentile admitted to Penn since the...
Fragrant ladyboy
  12/19/25
I didn't say we were white gentiles
Aggressive Spot
  12/19/25
Just move to PA for that SWeet in state tuition. State Coll...
Orchid Impressive Bawdyhouse
  12/19/25
lol never gets old
Aggressive Spot
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  12/20/25
Pittsburg is an okay city too.
infuriating vibrant library
  12/23/25
why are you so poor. why didn't you tell her before she appl...
green headpube fortuitous meteor
  12/19/25
I didn't think she would get accepted.
Aggressive Spot
  12/19/25
Great parent
Costumed odious depressive
  12/19/25
This reasoning is normal
bossy multi-colored range
  12/19/25
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cocky mewling church building hominid
  12/23/25
great job dipshit
green headpube fortuitous meteor
  12/19/25
LMAO
Glittery Box Office Mood
  12/19/25
She can still apply for financial aid. You have to explain ...
Bronze Apoplectic Turdskin Patrolman
  12/19/25
We live WAY beyond our means and our EFC is going to be astr...
Aggressive Spot
  12/19/25
wow. it would be much better if you were a diligent and well...
Pink bipolar party of the first part dilemma
  12/19/25
We're probably going to sell our house for a 20% loss and do...
Aggressive Spot
  12/19/25
she can be proud her family has more carry-forward losses th...
Pink bipolar party of the first part dilemma
  12/19/25
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appetizing roast beef
  12/19/25
do you think beauty school will admit her after she breaches...
green headpube fortuitous meteor
  12/19/25
fma. how thorough is an onlyfans background check? man, i su...
Pink bipolar party of the first part dilemma
  12/19/25
You're either a turbogoy or this is flame. The Ivies are fre...
Vigorous Theater
  12/19/25
Turbogoys here
Aggressive Spot
  12/19/25
Lol if you make 301k to 999k you are fucked for life
Stirring chartreuse business firm foreskin
  12/20/25
Write out the costs for each school under consideration. ...
bossy multi-colored range
  12/19/25
It’s December, that means she got in early decision. ...
Cerebral Kitchen Mexican
  12/19/25
Well ex….cuuuuuze me!
bossy multi-colored range
  12/19/25
great thread
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  12/19/25
It sounds like your life is fucked anyway, so just plan to f...
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  12/19/25
I'm looking into life insurance policies as we type
Aggressive Spot
  12/19/25
That’s a great start. You’re probably also gett...
sexy sable stock car
  12/19/25
Do all banking in Delaware. 10 Del. C. § 3502.
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You could have gotten her emancipated and on the free tuitio...
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  12/20/25
Just do take out 300k in loans, what’s the big deal? ...
Violet high-end scourge upon the earth state
  12/19/25
No make her do it. Don't they do federal loans still you nev...
purple puppy
  12/19/25
lol dating yourself. Joe Biden personally ensured that was d...
Violet high-end scourge upon the earth state
  12/19/25
why don't you just pay for your daughter's living expenses a...
free-loading cream windowlicker
  12/19/25
I don't think you know how FAFSA works
Aggressive Spot
  12/19/25
retard, i don't think you understand. she can take out as mu...
free-loading cream windowlicker
  12/19/25
Typical Gen Xer
turquoise locale
  12/19/25
Why didn't you save for college? Why can't she just go an...
deranged jet area
  12/19/25
Just let her take out loans
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  12/19/25
What do you mean you “can’t afford it”? ...
garnet shrine
  12/19/25
Are you the poaster with the Asian daughter with all the wei...
Rusted Antidepressant Drug
  12/19/25
How many kids do you have?
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  12/19/25
How much does Penn cost these days? Your income/net worth...
light reading party
  12/19/25
How is this even possible if you are at that age? Wouldn&rsq...
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  12/19/25
FaceTime her from Margaritaville and tell her to enjoy DLA P...
Slate Embarrassed To The Bone Pocket Flask
  12/19/25
Do uber shifts at night
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  12/20/25
just take out loans bruh and then get disabled and have that...
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  12/20/25
TITCR
Aggressive Spot
  12/20/25
Have me assassinate you for life insurance and pimp her out
Spruce institution clown
  12/20/25
For fucks sake. My other daughter called me up to her room ...
Aggressive Spot
  12/20/25
Lmao u are fucked
concupiscible candlestick maker
  12/20/25
Proper fucked
Aggressive Spot
  12/20/25
Why does she have the onlyfans desktop app in the taskbar??
Rose bespoke market friendly grandma
  12/20/25
this bitch is using claude, gpt, and discord
Spruce institution clown
  12/20/25
What kind of Asian are you?
garnet shrine
  12/20/25
South Asian
Aggressive Spot
  12/20/25
Jesus
Fragrant ladyboy
  12/20/25
? We're all South Asians, are we not?
Aggressive Spot
  12/20/25
…in this great dharavi of life.
Pink bipolar party of the first part dilemma
  12/20/25
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Aggressive Spot
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flatulent plaza
  12/20/25
In that case, just go back to India and take them all with y...
Wild crackhouse wrinkle
  12/20/25
two daughters as an indian? what a curse from Vishnu! forget...
cocky mewling church building hominid
  12/23/25
Three daughters and no sons. Vishnu hates me. I'm Christ...
Aggressive Spot
  12/23/25
in all seriousness, looks like they are academically incline...
cocky mewling church building hominid
  12/23/25
I laughed when she wanted to apply via early decision. Her s...
Aggressive Spot
  12/23/25
Wow! Congrats!
flatulent plaza
  12/20/25
gg, I hosed the reading section and didn't feel like retakin...
cowardly feces philosopher-king
  12/23/25
1580kg
primrose big doctorate
  12/23/25
she'll get a full ride at penn st
laughsome honey-headed church
  12/23/25
damn man, you maed it
Spectacular Disrespectful Trailer Park Son Of Senegal
  12/23/25
She'll do fine at a Big 10 school, I mean look at me!
cowardly feces philosopher-king
  12/23/25


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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Aggressive Spot

Not sure how to tell her. She was crying tears of joy and my stomach was just turning.

Her best friend found out he was accepted into Furthest Cornell. It must have been decision day or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523510)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: 180 territorial piazza

OF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523515)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Aggressive Spot

Objectively, I don't think she would make any money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523520)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Fragrant ladyboy

Congratulations on the Jewish Daughter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523516)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: Aggressive Spot

We are zero percent jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523590)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Fragrant ladyboy

There hasn't been a white gentile admitted to Penn since the Obama administration. That's a statistical fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523602)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: Aggressive Spot

I didn't say we were white gentiles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523611)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Orchid Impressive Bawdyhouse

Just move to PA for that SWeet in state tuition. State College is really nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523529)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Aggressive Spot

lol

never gets old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523531)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: Vigorous Theater



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Slippery whorehouse



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Wonderful bearded address affirmative action



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: cocky mewling church building hominid



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: heady at-the-ready toilet seat meetinghouse



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: exciting rehab



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Curious Hall



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: Aromatic french chef haunted graveyard



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Crusty legal warrant



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: infuriating vibrant library

Pittsburg is an okay city too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49535112)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: green headpube fortuitous meteor

why are you so poor. why didn't you tell her before she applied

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523607)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: Aggressive Spot

I didn't think she would get accepted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523612)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Costumed odious depressive

Great parent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523614)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: bossy multi-colored range

This reasoning is normal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523708)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: cocky mewling church building hominid



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: green headpube fortuitous meteor

great job dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523715)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Glittery Box Office Mood

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523623)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: Bronze Apoplectic Turdskin Patrolman

She can still apply for financial aid. You have to explain the situation to her, but better to do it now when you can still help her fill out all the forms, than to leave it too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523626)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Aggressive Spot

We live WAY beyond our means and our EFC is going to be astronomical due to our high incomes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523630)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Pink bipolar party of the first part dilemma

wow. it would be much better if you were a diligent and well-meaning adult whom the rapidly evolving economy simply passed by. telling her “sorry, dear; we’re tacky hood-rich conSOOMers, so off to beauty school with you!” is going to be a more painful message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523653)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Aggressive Spot

We're probably going to sell our house for a 20% loss and downsize significantly.

I haven't even paid off my own student loans yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523655)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Pink bipolar party of the first part dilemma

she can be proud her family has more carry-forward losses than any of her retard classmates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523661)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: appetizing roast beef



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: green headpube fortuitous meteor

do you think beauty school will admit her after she breaches her early decision agreement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523731)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Pink bipolar party of the first part dilemma

fma. how thorough is an onlyfans background check? man, i sure hope that juicero was worth it to op.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523954)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Vigorous Theater

You're either a turbogoy or this is flame. The Ivies are free for anyone making less than like $300k these days. If this isn't flame, then you should stop spending money on dumb goy shit so that your daughter can realize her dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523629)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Aggressive Spot

Turbogoys here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523634)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: Stirring chartreuse business firm foreskin

Lol if you make 301k to 999k you are fucked for life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49525038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: bossy multi-colored range

Write out the costs for each school under consideration.

Post on refrigerator.

To be honest you should have done this sooner.

If it was me, now, I would just freaking pay it rather than say no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523670)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Cerebral Kitchen Mexican

It’s December, that means she got in early decision.

Not that you’d know anything about how that works or Ivy League schools in general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523717)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: bossy multi-colored range

Well ex….cuuuuuze me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523722)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Vivacious jade public bath

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523673)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: sexy sable stock car

It sounds like your life is fucked anyway, so just plan to finish in the red and finance it all for her. You might get BKpwned and have to start over in your fifties, but at least she won’t start saddled. If you aren’t going to be able to pass on substantial assets, then the least you can do is kamikaze her debt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523703)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Aggressive Spot

I'm looking into life insurance policies as we type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523709)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: sexy sable stock car

That’s a great start. You’re probably also getting close to the age where you could do catch-up contributions to your retirement accounts, potentially putting more assets beyond the reach of creditors. Primary residence in FL. Spend what’s left and liquid on the kids/pass it on far enough ahead of the inevitable BK to avoid fraudulent transfer rules. Really pile on the leverage and then *poof* he’s gone, like Keyser Soze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523790)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: disgusting bistre famous landscape painting

Do all banking in Delaware. 10 Del. C. § 3502.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49525176)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Wild crackhouse wrinkle



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Chestnut Marketing Idea Parlour

You could have gotten her emancipated and on the free tuition train.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523721)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:24 AM
Author: floppy hospital mad cow disease



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Violet high-end scourge upon the earth state

Just do take out 300k in loans, what’s the big deal?

If she makes it her job for the next 9 months to apply for scholarships she can put a decent dent in the total cost and literally McDonald’s pays $20/hr so she should work part time starting this weekend through all four years of college (though she should try to finish in 3).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523773)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: purple puppy

No make her do it. Don't they do federal loans still you never have to pay back or na?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523778)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Violet high-end scourge upon the earth state

lol dating yourself. Joe Biden personally ensured that was dead forever in the 2005 bankruptcy bill, which launched the political career of our greatest Native American politician of all time, Elizabeth Warren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523781)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: free-loading cream windowlicker

why don't you just pay for your daughter's living expenses and have her take out the rest in student loans? seems pretty straightforward and nbd. Penn CAS opens up many doors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523820)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Aggressive Spot

I don't think you know how FAFSA works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523839)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: free-loading cream windowlicker

retard, i don't think you understand. she can take out as much in loans as she wants, as long as it doesn't exceed her COA. if your EFC makes it so she's not eligible for need-based financial aid, you should stump up the cash for her living expenses at the very least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523959)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: turquoise locale

Typical Gen Xer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523842)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: deranged jet area

Why didn't you save for college?

Why can't she just go and pay for it through a combination of loans, working, and whatever you can scrounge together?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523868)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: fear-inspiring exhilarant tattoo

Just let her take out loans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523874)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: garnet shrine

What do you mean you “can’t afford it”?

I’ve literally never heard of this and didn’t have any loans for UG/LS so really don’t know that much about this.

Can’t she borrow like $15K per year of it, and can’t you borrow the remainder? And ideally you can pay that off and she can help you based on the bright future PENNIS going to open for her?

I went to an Ivy UG but there were plenty of people with UMC but borderline insolvent parents. Sounds like you just need to fucking man up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523913)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:27 PM
Author: Rusted Antidepressant Drug

Are you the poaster with the Asian daughter with all the weird fucked up shit on her feet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523920)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: flushed razzmatazz house hunting ground

How many kids do you have?

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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: light reading party

How much does Penn cost these days?

Your income/net worth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523944)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: Marvelous regret shitlib

How is this even possible if you are at that age? Wouldn’t you be partner / counsel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49523963)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Slate Embarrassed To The Bone Pocket Flask

FaceTime her from Margaritaville and tell her to enjoy DLA Piper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49524074)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM
Author: Contagious Bearded School Cafeteria

Do uber shifts at night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49524443)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:53 AM
Author: olive university toaster

just take out loans bruh and then get disabled and have that shti forgiven

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49524446)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:06 AM
Author: Aggressive Spot

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49524494)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:12 AM
Author: Spruce institution clown

Have me assassinate you for life insurance and pimp her out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49524457)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:35 AM
Author: Aggressive Spot

For fucks sake. My other daughter called me up to her room to show me this.

https://ibb.co/Lhtk2JDJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49524532)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:25 AM
Author: concupiscible candlestick maker

Lmao u are fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49524570)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Aggressive Spot

Proper fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49525066)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Rose bespoke market friendly grandma

Why does she have the onlyfans desktop app in the taskbar??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49524690)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Spruce institution clown

this bitch is using claude, gpt, and discord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49525484)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: garnet shrine

What kind of Asian are you?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49524992)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Aggressive Spot

South Asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49525054)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Fragrant ladyboy

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49525067)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Aggressive Spot

? We're all South Asians, are we not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49525157)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: Pink bipolar party of the first part dilemma

…in this great dharavi of life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49525941)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Aggressive Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49526024)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: flatulent plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49526027)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Wild crackhouse wrinkle

In that case, just go back to India and take them all with you, they have colleges there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49526130)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: cocky mewling church building hominid

two daughters as an indian? what a curse from Vishnu! forget paying for college. save for dowry lest they be burned alive by pajeet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49535194)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: Aggressive Spot

Three daughters and no sons. Vishnu hates me.

I'm Christian btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49535210)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: cocky mewling church building hominid

in all seriousness, looks like they are academically inclined and will do well where ever they go.

try to push towards state flagship, imho. you have to treat them all the same (i also have 3 kids). if one goes to ivy league, the other two are going to want the same. that's a lot of money. but you also said you are high-earning so maybe you'll pull it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49535226)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:26 PM
Author: Aggressive Spot

I laughed when she wanted to apply via early decision. Her scores are much lower than my middle daughter. She had hardly any extracurriculars and her essay was crap.

I'm assuming applications are way down or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49535243)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: flatulent plaza

Wow! Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49526026)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: cowardly feces philosopher-king

gg, I hosed the reading section and didn't feel like retaking. might have gotten into UChicago if not for my unrigorous 1580

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49535230)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: primrose big doctorate

1580kg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49535258)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: laughsome honey-headed church

she'll get a full ride at penn st

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49535248)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Spectacular Disrespectful Trailer Park Son Of Senegal

damn man, you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49535254)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: cowardly feces philosopher-king

She'll do fine at a Big 10 school, I mean look at me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2"#49535235)