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Poast new message in this thread
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: lascivious angry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: learning disabled round eye ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: lascivious angry stage "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: lascivious angry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: lascivious angry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: lascivious angry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Charismatic turquoise home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: lascivious angry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43174768) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: shaky preventive strike temple My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: lascivious angry stage LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: lascivious angry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: lascivious angry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: lascivious angry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: Beady-eyed hairless station coffee pot "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: lascivious angry stage 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: lascivious angry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: lascivious angry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: ebony half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: lascivious angry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: lascivious angry stage !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: lascivious angry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: lascivious angry stage LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: lascivious angry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: lascivious angry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: Beady-eyed hairless station coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: lascivious angry stage !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43525672) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: high-end adventurous mad cow disease I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: lascivious angry stage This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: high-end adventurous mad cow disease our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: lascivious angry stage Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: house-broken marketing idea nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: ultramarine self-absorbed milk garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: lascivious angry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: lascivious angry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Sienna aromatic rehab aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: lascivious angry stage Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: Amethyst office faggotry Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: lascivious angry stage 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: lascivious angry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: lascivious angry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: lascivious angry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: citrine fighting church building boiling water Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: lascivious angry stage ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: Trip Snowy Juggernaut Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: Amethyst office faggotry Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: lascivious angry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: lascivious angry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: lascivious angry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: lascivious angry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: At-the-ready razzmatazz persian ticket booth It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: lascivious angry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: lascivious angry stage This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: lascivious angry stage As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Charismatic turquoise home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: lascivious angry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: lascivious angry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: lascivious angry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: lascivious angry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: lascivious angry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: Violet sneaky criminal abode [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: lascivious angry stage 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: lascivious angry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: lascivious angry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: At-the-ready razzmatazz persian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: lascivious angry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: At-the-ready razzmatazz persian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: lascivious angry stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: screenman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: ethereal connection Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: ethereal connection On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: ethereal connection I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, o it's clear brother. on the other topic, i recall that when i'd receive a rambling voicemail from subordinates i'd delete it and leave a reply voicemail in a nice voice saying "um, your voicemail was still rambling at the 2-3 minute mark so i deleted it. please send me a new voicemail that is concise, with action items. pretend that a law-and-motion judge just asked you, "counsel, what relief are you seeking?" then the first time i'd see the subordinate i'd be nice and say "i wasn't being a prick i was just helping you hone your communication skills." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: ethereal connection <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |