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2032: US Navy lays keel of the first Donald J. Trump class aircraft carrier

Powered by 4 fusion reactors and carrying a compliment of up...
Underhanded Indian Lodge
  12/07/15
Except, as the United States Galactic Forces are want to rem...
Opaque hall filthpig
  12/07/15
180
Vengeful glittery field
  12/07/15
Holy shit
Underhanded Indian Lodge
  12/07/15
That's what I said when I thought about what day it will be ...
Opaque hall filthpig
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haunting national nibblets
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Odious whorehouse
  02/09/16
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wonderful indirect expression ape
  02/09/16
severely underrated 1800000000000000000000
territorial fiercely-loyal university
  12/08/17
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haunting national nibblets
  01/24/18
Can I advance purchase on Amazon?
haunting national nibblets
  01/24/18
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Opaque hall filthpig
  06/18/18
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sickened sooty goal in life giraffe
  06/18/18
Its just as good the fourth time
haunting national nibblets
  08/10/18
xoxo gold 180
Flushed crawly dilemma
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Lavender floppy theatre
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Arousing Famous Landscape Painting
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180 avocado sound barrier
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balding charismatic boltzmann hell
  12/07/15
flame we wont be building any aircraft carriers then
Coiffed stimulating stead
  12/07/15
What else will we be doing with our new oil revenue streams?...
Underhanded Indian Lodge
  12/07/15
...
Opaque hall filthpig
  12/07/15
you mean 2017
insanely creepy spectacular center
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Opaque hall filthpig
  12/07/15
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Opaque hall filthpig
  12/07/15
It promptly sinks.
blathering sinister antidepressant drug newt
  12/07/15
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Flatulent red spot macaca
  12/08/15
(future shitlib media)
house-broken fat ankles
  12/08/15
(lib 5th column sapper)
Opaque hall filthpig
  12/08/15
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Brilliant embarrassed to the bone crackhouse private investor
  02/09/16
Fucking Chinese made steel....
Flushed crawly dilemma
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Flatulent red spot macaca
  06/18/18
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Flatulent red spot macaca
  08/10/18
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Opaque hall filthpig
  12/08/15
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Underhanded Indian Lodge
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Opaque hall filthpig
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Opaque hall filthpig
  01/27/16
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Opaque hall filthpig
  02/09/16
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twisted blood rage pocket flask
  02/09/16
twist: the whole thing is built in china with prompt technol...
harsh foreskin therapy
  02/09/16
this
Flushed crawly dilemma
  01/24/18
Nailed it
Flushed crawly dilemma
  01/20/25
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Vermilion Place Of Business Kitchen
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Opaque hall filthpig
  05/31/16
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Opaque hall filthpig
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Opaque hall filthpig
  11/11/16
delivered on time and under budget
Gaped Heaven Stain
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Opaque hall filthpig
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Opaque hall filthpig
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Opaque hall filthpig
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mauve bespoke address
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self-centered rough-skinned doctorate library
  12/08/17
86 year-old former President Trump smiling and clapping as t...
Odious whorehouse
  12/08/17
smiling and clapping from his prison cell*
Flatulent red spot macaca
  08/10/18
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Exhilarant Anal Twinkling Uncleanness
  12/08/17
A Nixon class vessel.
slimy exciting shrine
  12/08/17
180
appetizing state
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Opaque hall filthpig
  01/24/18
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Dull azn box office
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Bossy obsidian meetinghouse stock car
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Opaque hall filthpig
  04/30/18
Built in China for his creditors
Flushed crawly dilemma
  06/18/18
twist: the contract declares for bankruptcy as it builds the...
Buck-toothed Principal's Office Nowag
  06/18/18
Thailand still has a newer, more modern fleet than Russia
Flatulent red spot macaca
  08/10/18
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Flushed crawly dilemma
  01/20/25
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Opaque hall filthpig
  08/10/18
Thought this would be another bumped snailmo thread
overrated big piazza dysfunction
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Opaque hall filthpig
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Underhanded Indian Lodge
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Opaque hall filthpig
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Underhanded Indian Lodge
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Arousing Famous Landscape Painting
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Opaque hall filthpig
  01/20/25
This thread started as a joke nine years ago, but now it wil...
Odious whorehouse
  01/20/25
...
house-broken fat ankles
  01/20/25
there's an element of truth in every joke
Hideous lime mood
  01/20/25
Lmao
Refunkulus
  01/27/26


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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: Underhanded Indian Lodge

Powered by 4 fusion reactors and carrying a compliment of up to 100 9th generation VOTL fighter aircraft, the only adjective that properly describes it is YOOOOJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#29329610)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: Opaque hall filthpig

Except, as the United States Galactic Forces are want to remind the media, quotation marks are to be liberally applied as in this case "aircraft" is a misnomer due to the total lack of air in the vacuum of space.

In addition to a cohort of newly built Lockheed Fusion Reactors, one of the fighter bays of the SS Donald Washington has been modified to house a experimental Declaration Class sub-warp drive. In order to accommodate sub-warp speed and potential reality distortion phenomena caused by various space time paradox effects and minute though real probabalistic outcomes, the millions of tons of a specialty machined Tungsten Carbide alloy of the ship that make the keel of the SS Donald Washington have to be specially treated with a new superpolymer Yttrium Dioxide Gel (YOOG).

The fighter bays, keel and hull segments of the ship will be sent into space via the "Spirit of the Second" Near Earth Orbital Rail Gun, located in the salt flats of Utah.

Recently completed with funding from President Trump's New Order Strategic Homeland Investment for Infrastructure and Transportation Lending Institution Bonds (NO SHIIT LIBS) program, credited for creating somewhere between three and five million new middle class jobs, the railgun is one of three that will be coming online in the next several years as the United States begins to more thoroughly exploit it's recent discoveries of Tritium and Rare minerals as they push past Mars.

After cooldown has been achieved, the Spirit of the Second will be resupplying the Smithsonian's archaeological mission on Mars's Olympus Mons, as mankind begins to probe the secrets of the extinct civilization that was recently discovered. The prototype for the Spirit of the Second has been in use on a relatively constant basis, as it has been engaged in resupplying the Daniel Dooberstien Home for Insane Liberals, Criminals and Radicals located on the moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#29329757)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:58 PM
Author: Vengeful glittery field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#29329834)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:59 PM
Author: Underhanded Indian Lodge

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#29329843)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 7:34 PM
Author: Opaque hall filthpig

That's what I said when I thought about what day it will be tomorrow brother - the 10th Anniversary of the end of Cartel Violence, "La Dia De Ocho," that largely shadowed Mexico's history until 2022.

A year earlier, President Trump had forged a tough but fair deal with congress to force the deportation of all 15 Million illegal residents of the United States with the proviso of allowing early repatriation of all deportees who followed legal methods, including expidited citizenship to all STEM graduates and other skilled labor which allowed approximately 1 million highly skilled individuals to return for permanent residency and full citizenship.

The remaining deportees helped to ignite a new wave of prosperity and internal growth in Mexico, as they benefited both from an increase purchasing power and helped to ignite a middle-class revolution as Mexico experienced significant development, growth and opportunity after this influx of people.

"It took a few years, but things kept getting better. There were more opportunities for honest work, a lot of [Cartel Members] left, and so did potential new recruits" said Juan Gonzalo Esteves, who is finishing his medical residency at La Foundacion y Universidad De Presidente Donaldo Trump, one of the global research universities founded by the United States after the nationalization of all Universities after the Student Loan Crisis of 2017 and subsequent re-purposing of fraudulently acquired funds from banks and individuals involved with the Education industry.

"My standard of living is almost equal to my cousin, who is a doctor in Chicago" says Esteves, "except for it being much warmer and much less dangerous here."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#29330113)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: haunting national nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#35225698)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: Odious whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#29791490)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: wonderful indirect expression ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#29791494)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: territorial fiercely-loyal university

severely underrated

1800000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#34872435)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: haunting national nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#35225689)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: haunting national nibblets

Can I advance purchase on Amazon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#35225687)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: Opaque hall filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#36265842)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: sickened sooty goal in life giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#36266512)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: haunting national nibblets

Its just as good the fourth time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#36593229)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Flushed crawly dilemma

xoxo gold 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#36593232)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 1:01 AM
Author: Lavender floppy theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#40039142)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 3:22 AM
Author: Arousing Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#48296671)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 7:31 AM
Author: 180 avocado sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#48297411)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: balding charismatic boltzmann hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#29329612)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Coiffed stimulating stead

flame we wont be building any aircraft carriers then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#29329658)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: Underhanded Indian Lodge

What else will we be doing with our new oil revenue streams? After annexing the Arabian peninsula in 2019, the US is currently the #1 GDP worldwide by nearly double our closest competitor (Germany)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#29329724)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 7:56 PM
Author: Opaque hall filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#29330332)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 7:57 PM
Author: insanely creepy spectacular center

you mean 2017

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#29330341)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 8:16 PM
Author: Opaque hall filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#29330556)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Opaque hall filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#29331040)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: blathering sinister antidepressant drug newt

It promptly sinks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#29331050)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: Flatulent red spot macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#29334142)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: house-broken fat ankles

(future shitlib media)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#29336128)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: Opaque hall filthpig

(lib 5th column sapper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#29337392)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:33 PM
Author: Brilliant embarrassed to the bone crackhouse private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#29791398)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Flushed crawly dilemma

Fucking Chinese made steel....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#35226007)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: Flatulent red spot macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#36265901)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Flatulent red spot macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#36593201)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: Opaque hall filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#29334004)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 3:47 PM
Author: Underhanded Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#29336122)



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Date: December 16th, 2015 10:59 AM
Author: Opaque hall filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#29390911)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 12:49 AM
Author: Opaque hall filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#29689389)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: Opaque hall filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#29791186)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: twisted blood rage pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#29791194)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:36 PM
Author: harsh foreskin therapy

twist: the whole thing is built in china with prompt technology transfer because trump is a rootless cosmopolitan just like the rest of em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#29791451)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: Flushed crawly dilemma

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#35225820)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Flushed crawly dilemma

Nailed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#48571997)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:40 PM
Author: Vermilion Place Of Business Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#29791509)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 12:13 PM
Author: Opaque hall filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#30593629)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Opaque hall filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#31534610)



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Date: November 11th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: Opaque hall filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#31885925)



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Date: November 11th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Gaped Heaven Stain

delivered on time and under budget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#31885938)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: Opaque hall filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#32455259)



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Date: October 14th, 2017 3:25 PM
Author: Opaque hall filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#34441972)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Opaque hall filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#34872151)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: mauve bespoke address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#34872154)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:14 PM
Author: self-centered rough-skinned doctorate library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#34872180)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: Odious whorehouse

86 year-old former President Trump smiling and clapping as the crowd cheers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#34872410)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Flatulent red spot macaca

smiling and clapping from his prison cell*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#36593207)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant Anal Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#34872416)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: slimy exciting shrine

A Nixon class vessel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#34872436)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: appetizing state

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#34872448)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Opaque hall filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#35225642)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Dull azn box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#35225789)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Bossy obsidian meetinghouse stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#35225842)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Opaque hall filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#35949909)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: Flushed crawly dilemma

Built in China for his creditors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#36266507)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Principal's Office Nowag

twist: the contract declares for bankruptcy as it builds the hull, so the manufacturing is completed in China, with Russian parts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#36266774)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Flatulent red spot macaca

Thailand still has a newer, more modern fleet than Russia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#36593216)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Flushed crawly dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#48572160)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Opaque hall filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#36593168)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: overrated big piazza dysfunction

Thought this would be another bumped snailmo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#36593266)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 12:58 AM
Author: Opaque hall filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#40039134)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: Underhanded Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#40039469)



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Date: September 22nd, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: Opaque hall filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#40969336)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 3:21 AM
Author: Opaque hall filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#48296668)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: Underhanded Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#48302614)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 3:23 AM
Author: Arousing Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#48296674)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Opaque hall filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#48571850)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Odious whorehouse

This thread started as a joke nine years ago, but now it will probably happen ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#48572094)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: house-broken fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#48572098)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 10:12 PM
Author: Hideous lime mood

there's an element of truth in every joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#48572167)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:07 AM
Author: Refunkulus (I Always Post Always TP)

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2"#49622726)