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can someone elaborate on exactly what/who a patagonia brewery dad is
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| Grizzly church building | 02/22/22 |
| Internet-worthy background story orchestra pit | 02/23/22 |
| jade aphrodisiac national security agency | 02/22/22 |
| abnormal garnet nursing home laser beams | 02/22/22 |
| Grizzly church building | 02/22/22 |
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| Snowy Fluffy House | 02/22/22 |
| sienna state | 02/23/22 |
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| Khaki shitlib telephone | 02/23/22 |
| Bonkers hall factory reset button | 02/23/22 |
| Amber abusive idiot | 02/23/22 |
| supple library faggot firefighter | 02/23/22 |
| floppy sex offender | 03/08/22 |
| Provocative opaque people who are hurt | 02/22/22 |
| Passionate wine shrine | 02/22/22 |
| abnormal garnet nursing home laser beams | 02/22/22 |
| Passionate wine shrine | 02/22/22 |
| abnormal garnet nursing home laser beams | 02/22/22 |
| Insecure chocolate chapel reading party | 02/22/22 |
| Provocative opaque people who are hurt | 02/22/22 |
| contagious nowag heaven | 02/22/22 |
| Provocative opaque people who are hurt | 02/22/22 |
| Flatulent trip pervert | 02/22/22 |
| Passionate wine shrine | 02/23/22 |
| supple library faggot firefighter | 02/23/22 |
| Misunderstood Marvelous University | 03/08/22 |
| multi-colored splenetic alpha | 02/22/22 |
| Swollen Burgundy Keepsake Machete | 02/22/22 |
| comical corner | 02/23/22 |
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| Amber abusive idiot | 02/23/22 |
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| sienna state | 02/23/22 |
| adventurous whorehouse | 02/23/22 |
| Flesh Mexican | 03/08/22 |
| aromatic rough-skinned center | 12/03/22 |
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| A Dick is Not Dispositive | 10/02/25 |
| Internet-worthy background story orchestra pit | 02/23/22 |
| Passionate wine shrine | 02/23/22 |
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| floppy sex offender | 03/08/22 |
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Date: February 20th, 2022 4:25 PM Author: Beady-eyed Personal Credit Line describe this character, worried I am him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#43999519) |
Date: February 20th, 2022 4:37 PM Author: Big-titted Church Toilet Seat nothing wrong with dressing comfortably and warm while on the patio drinking some locally brewed IPAs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#43999595) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:20 AM Author: Snowy Fluffy House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44002578) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:31 AM Author: adventurous whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44008728) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:32 AM Author: Lake zippy friendly grandma yeah but fuck patagonia and their shitlib ideals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44008730) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:32 AM Author: sienna state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44008732) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 10:03 AM Author: Flatulent trip pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44008905) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:51 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy talented ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44011687) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:55 AM Author: Internet-worthy background story orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44015813) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:13 AM Author: motley house-broken water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44107078) |
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Date: January 9th, 2023 10:04 AM Author: Flatulent trip pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#45763098) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:14 AM Author: Beady-eyed Personal Credit Line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44002552) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:16 AM Author: abnormal garnet nursing home laser beams He calls soccer “futbol” and he does it with a respectful accent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44002561) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:20 AM Author: Snowy Fluffy House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44002580) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:32 AM Author: Lake zippy friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44008731) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:31 AM Author: abnormal garnet nursing home laser beams He drives a Volo XC90. He optioned front and rear mudflaps "in case I go off-roading." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44008725) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:32 AM Author: sienna state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44008734) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:20 PM Author: Snowy Fluffy House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44011516) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:27 AM Author: Khaki shitlib telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44015701) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:19 AM Author: floppy sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44106002) |
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Date: January 9th, 2023 10:03 AM Author: floppy sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#45763093) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:33 AM Author: adventurous whorehouse He brings his kids to the brewery and awkwardly tries to talk to the bartender about the different beers (trying to impress with his beer knowledge but the bartender just thinks he’s annoying) while his wife sits at the table with the kids snarfing down nachoes from a food truck parked outside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44008738) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:40 AM Author: sienna state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44008782) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:43 AM Author: Grizzly church building MODS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44008803) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:55 AM Author: Internet-worthy background story orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44015814) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:44 AM Author: jade aphrodisiac national security agency How does he feel about masks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44008806) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:45 AM Author: abnormal garnet nursing home laser beams In his long-running text chat with his "bros" from undergrad he shits on them mercilessly. But when he meets a neighborhood dad later that night, they're both masked up and talk about how important it is to "respect the science." He always carries an extra mask in the pocket of his Patagonia, "just in case." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44008812) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:47 AM Author: Grizzly church building after 15 minutes of conversation and glances over his shoulder to make sure his wife isn't watching, both simultaneously remove their masks with audible sighs of relief (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44008825) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:48 AM Author: abnormal garnet nursing home laser beams Importantly, this is all taking place outside on an otherwise empty neighborhood street corner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44008829) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:55 AM Author: Grizzly church building JFC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44008862) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:19 PM Author: Snowy Fluffy House Lmao at this “planet” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44011512) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:27 AM Author: sienna state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44015693) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:53 AM Author: adventurous whorehouse Finds them really annoying and uncomfortable but is scared of being reprimanded by anyone (especially his wife) for not wearing one, so he’s almost always masked up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44008853) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:19 PM Author: Snowy Fluffy House Ljl… (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44011515) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:27 AM Author: Khaki shitlib telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44015698) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:54 AM Author: Bonkers hall factory reset button Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44015810) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:29 AM Author: Amber abusive idiot "Better safe than sorry! Have you seen the recent numbers?" (read this with in up-talk) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44015704) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:30 AM Author: supple library faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44015712) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:19 AM Author: floppy sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44105997) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:20 PM Author: Provocative opaque people who are hurt on an endless search for novelty. basically the dude from quantum leap, but he travels from brewpub to brewpub seeking chill patio vibes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44011518) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:21 PM Author: Passionate wine shrine He's got this really incredible dark roast coffee you should try, he uses a French press but only on the weekends because it's too much of a hassle during the week, otherwise he mostly settles for the Keurigs at the office. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44011520) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:23 PM Author: abnormal garnet nursing home laser beams mods (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44011528) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:26 PM Author: Passionate wine shrine Otherwise he's got an old school Nalgene with 13.1 sticker on the side. Knows that hydration is one of the most underrated things about staying healthy. He'll tell you about it sometime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44011546) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:26 PM Author: abnormal garnet nursing home laser beams wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44011554) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:26 PM Author: Insecure chocolate chapel reading party nothing wrong with a well-hydrated patagonia dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44011555) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:27 PM Author: Provocative opaque people who are hurt nalgenes are all in a landfill mate leeching plastics is no bueno. strictly hydroflask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44011560) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:52 PM Author: contagious nowag heaven Patatgonia clothes are also made of plastic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44011696) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:54 PM Author: Provocative opaque people who are hurt they havent made that connection yet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44011709) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 6:11 PM Author: Flatulent trip pervert not flame I bought a "glass water bottle" last weekend that had this rubber case around it to protect it. Literally bought it, drove home, and as I was getting out of my car, with the tags still on it, dropped the fucking thing maybe 3 feet. It instantly broke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44011817) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:24 AM Author: Passionate wine shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44015685) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:39 AM Author: supple library faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44015746) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:10 AM Author: Misunderstood Marvelous University (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44107051) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:48 PM Author: multi-colored splenetic alpha Patagonia dads are emasculated forms of men with a vague idea of what rugged masculinity should be but don't have the guts to drink real whisky or smoke or and stand up for themselves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44011665) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:52 PM Author: Swollen Burgundy Keepsake Machete The defining characteristic is he thinks he’s an outdoorsman but he’s not. He purchased a car and Patagonia wardrobe as part of some mountain adventure fantasy but his biggest actual adventure is hitting the brewery on Saturday afternoon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44011692) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:34 AM Author: comical corner What spawned the late gen-x fetishization of the outdoor activities. Was it the x-games and that sub-culture?
So many people I know in their 40s are obsessed with hiking and camping and skiing/snowboarding and mountain biking and on and on. They seem to organize their lives around these activates but they only actually do this shit maybe 5 times per year. |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:44 AM Author: Gaped indian lodge Folks become increasingly retarded with age and the ladies lead the way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44015767) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 11:15 AM Author: comical corner I don't know. This shit usually seems to be spearheaded by the husband. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44015925) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:44 AM Author: Swollen Burgundy Keepsake Machete It’s because our generation’s parents were thing doers. They grew up in a world without the internet. They went on adventures without google maps or all trails and could fix shit and solve problems. This is how humans existed since the beginning. We as a generation are thus keenly aware of our deficiencies and long for a solution. Most fail and remain pretenders like the Patagonia dads.
Younger generations are further removed from our glorious past and thus think we the new normal is just normal. |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:53 PM Author: Deep Bistre National can we talk about the important stuff, e.g. someone describe his cock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44011703) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:29 AM Author: Amber abusive idiot Adequate but rarely utilized for it's intended purpose. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44015708) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:40 AM Author: Amber abusive idiot Like a formerly wild fish swimming in a fish tank, Patagonia Dad gets to experience a very poor facsimile of his former life as a free man while drinking overpriced beer that tastes like sock water with his family at a "bar-themed" brewery.
Like that fish who vaguely remembers his former life swimming in the ocean, with all the danger and excitement that comes with it, Patagonia Dad gets a small taste of that feeling of actually going out, single, with actual guy friends, to a bar where there are single women and anything can happen. Only, just like the fish in the tank, anything can't happen, he is in a controlled environment and kept for the sole purpose of other people's needs. |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:48 AM Author: sienna state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44015788) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 11:38 AM Author: adventurous whorehouse Scholarship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44016032) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:20 AM Author: Flesh Mexican 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44107120) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2022 6:56 PM Author: aromatic rough-skinned center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#45581221) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:06 PM Author: chrome stimulating site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#46133930) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:35 AM Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#49319080) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:56 AM Author: Internet-worthy background story orchestra pit Has season tickets to the nearest metro area's MLS team. Also has a favorite 2nd division British team based on his semester abroad during college. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44015820) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 1:02 PM Author: Passionate wine shrine Really excited to try newly pressed "Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness" LP on his turntable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44016403) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:35 AM Author: Sable Station Fortuitous Meteor A Patagonia brewery dad already owns Melon Collie in the following formats:
His CDs His wife’s CDs Ripped to hard drive On an iPod but he can’t find the charger
Seems like a silly thing to buy in vinyl. His vinyl collection is repurchased used copies and represses of stuff his dad threw out when he replaced turntable with CD player (Pink Floyd, Dylan, Miles, Springsteen) and new releases by the National and Taylor Swift. |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:15 AM Author: fragrant principal's office It’s a bargain bin version of Arc’teryx Trail Running Bachelor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44107093) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:16 AM Author: Indigo Stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44107097) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 10:22 AM Author: floppy sex offender fun example of the elusive patagonia brewery granddad: https://youtu.be/5eG6HNG02EU?t=59 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44107558) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 10:24 AM Author: razzmatazz rose stock car private investor Wears high end recreation clothing but has never been on anything more than a day hike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#44107572) |
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Date: January 9th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: Flatulent trip pervert mods! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#45763102) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2022 6:26 PM Author: Passionate wine shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#45581117) |
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Date: December 12th, 2024 1:46 PM Author: Passionate wine shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#48441123) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 2:46 PM Author: Passionate wine shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#48849785) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:34 AM Author: lfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2"#49319079) |