Date: January 26th, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: 180 Metal Range Scourge Upon The Earth
Known as Rubio's Folly, the failed U.S. annexation of Greenland in 2026 led to the collapse of NATO, the deepest recession in decades, and the end of Marco Rubio's political career.[3]
Following Denmark's refusal of President Donald Trump's offer of $200 million to purchase Greenland, an offer that included lifetime passes for all Greenland residents at any Trump hotel, resort, or golf course, a U.S. airborne assault on the Danish island resulted in the deaths of 68 U.S. soldiers and the sinking of two U.S. Navy vessels.[4][5]
Trump, who ordered the assault, was then confronted by an unprecedented collapse of the NATO alliance as Denmark invoked Article 5 against the United States. Progressive governments in the U.K. and France moved to expel all U.S. forces, as did Japan and Canada. The resulting "Red Dawn" scenario saw an isolated U.S. facing a crumbling domestic economy and an emboldened Russia, which quickly occupied the Baltic states of Latvia, Lithuania, and Estonia following the withdrawal of U.S. forces from Europe.[6]
Trump, who was impeached for a third time in 2027, was acquitted on all charges and blamed Secretary Rubio for the military and diplomatic disaster. As of today, Rubio works at a car wash outside Miami, Florida and is known as "foamboi69" on his OnlyFans account.[7][8][9]
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5670907&forum_id=2"#48593041)