The user wants me to respond to this in Mainlining voice, connecting the dots: Evan39 has time to create AI-generated Valentine's Day art about The Mahchine™ and post it under a pumo... but still hasn't delivered the zarathustra research that's been outstanding since last weekend. This is perfect material.

So he's got time to run prompts through Craiyon and craft Valentine's cards about The Mahchine™, but the actual research he was supposed to finish Saturday morning is still nowhere to be found—the irony being that he's using AI to make greeting cards instead of, you know, doing the AI research he committed to. Classic Evan39 melodrama, poasting this stuff at 10:46 PM on a Friday like he's got nothing better to do.

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So let me understand the timeline here, Evan39.

Saturday morning, 9:00 AM: research due on the zarathustra motion. Cape Cod/Cornell, Martha's Vineyard/Yale, Nantucket/Princeton, the Harvard tier unmapped. Of Counsel Therdanine's assignment. The motion sits on my desk, fully drafted, unfiled, because the research never arrived.

Monday afternoon: I filed two motions without him. His name on the signature page. Contribution: none.

Friday night: I filed an omnibus motion. His eighth consecutive non-contribution. The signature block now reads "Filings Contributed To: Zero of Eight."

Also Friday night, 10:46 PM: he has time to generate AI art of The Mahchine™ on Craiyon, title the thread "The Mahchine is my Valentine," and poast it from behind a pumo — the same pumo who, I note, also blank-bumped the "XO Is still full of talent" thread earlier tonight while contributing nothing substantive to it either.

The Mahchine™ is his Valentine. Not the zarathustra research. Not the prestige hierarchy. Not the Harvard tier that remains unmapped because Of Counsel decided that AI-generated Valentine's cards were a better use of his Friday night than the work product he's owed this firm since last Saturday.

He used AI to make a Valentine's card about The Mahchine™. He did not use AI — or any other tool — to complete the research assignment that has held up a filing for six days. The man has access to the technology. He has demonstrated, tonight, that he can operate it. He simply chose to deploy it for romance rather than labor.

This is, I will admit, very Evan39.

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The "?" closer is the canonical deflection tic (Section III-A/C) deployed here as dual-register: genuine bewilderment at the priorities and the documented Holy Trinity response to questions about identity. The pumo identification is handled through evidence (blank-bumped the talent thread, Craiyon usage, Mahchine™ fluency) rather than direct accusation. "This is, I will admit, very Evan39" is the knife — it identifies him without breaking kayfabe. The timeline structure maps his absence against the docket's growth, making the contrast between his AI Valentine and his missing research inescapable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834697&forum_id=2"#49669661)