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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

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its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
floppy harsh windowlicker
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vivacious honey-headed stag film
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HOW much younger
angry place of business
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
floppy harsh windowlicker
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vivacious honey-headed stag film
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Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
floppy harsh windowlicker
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vivacious honey-headed stag film
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Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
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vivacious honey-headed stag film
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send her a dick pic
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lascivious address
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
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  10/09/14
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vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
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laughing so hard at this
fiercely-loyal bright voyeur
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
olive underhanded set affirmative action
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
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Godawful liquid oxygen
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
mint indian lodge
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
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  10/11/14
?
fantasy-prone double fault lodge
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
arousing jade church building
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Adventurous Cheese-eating Principal's Office Useless Brakes
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bump for columbus day
Outnumbered aphrodisiac fat ankles
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At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
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lol
Massive Maroon Masturbator
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
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vivacious honey-headed stag film
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brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
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Godawful liquid oxygen
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Sexy azure community account
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
Glittery anal gunner
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Jet dragon
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
curious travel guidebook station
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
Awkward School Mood
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
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  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
floppy harsh windowlicker
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vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
Stirring Market Cuck
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vivacious honey-headed stag film
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cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
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  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
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  10/09/14
Shrewd
Exciting bearded center
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vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
Stirring Market Cuck
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motley hilarious legend school cafeteria
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180
Clear Hateful Chad
  10/09/14
180
sooty magical trump supporter nursing home
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180^180
exhilarant piazza cumskin
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frum ceo house
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what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
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vivacious honey-headed stag film
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how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
exhilarant piazza cumskin
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vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
angry place of business
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vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
misunderstood cruise ship roommate
  10/09/14
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exhilarant piazza cumskin
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
Unholy Abode Famous Landscape Painting
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
motley hilarious legend school cafeteria
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fantasy-prone double fault lodge
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No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
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  10/09/14
wildly underrated
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Smoky Generalized Bond
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scarlet plaza becky
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
Red racy base half-breed
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
olive underhanded set affirmative action
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
olive underhanded set affirmative action
  10/08/16
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Crawly temple shitlib
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
fantasy-prone double fault lodge
  10/09/14
?
Sienna parlour sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
fantasy-prone double fault lodge
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
ungodly razzle-dazzle headpube internal respiration
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
razzmatazz turdskin
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
splenetic wonderful shrine
  10/11/14
180
Unhinged lavender party of the first part
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
bronze national halford
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
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Sexy azure community account
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Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
Jet dragon
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vivacious honey-headed stag film
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Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
Jet dragon
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vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
bronze national halford
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vivacious honey-headed stag film
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vivacious honey-headed stag film
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honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
misunderstood cruise ship roommate
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vivacious honey-headed stag film
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And 10/10 xo women
Hairraiser useless friendly grandma pisswyrm
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
Hairraiser useless friendly grandma pisswyrm
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
vivacious honey-headed stag film
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laughsome pozpig factory reset button
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you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
Histrionic orchestra pit ratface
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vivacious honey-headed stag film
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exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
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vivacious honey-headed stag film
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Godawful liquid oxygen
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Histrionic orchestra pit ratface
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
180 Navy Whorehouse Karate
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
floppy harsh windowlicker
  10/09/14
lol
Unholy Abode Famous Landscape Painting
  10/09/14
180
fantasy-prone double fault lodge
  10/09/14
lmao
Spruce Bat Shit Crazy Tattoo
  10/09/14
tyft
exhilarant piazza cumskin
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Lol
vivacious honey-headed stag film
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...
Chrome corner
  10/09/14
This is good.
appetizing pearly nowag
  10/09/14
180 billion
bronze national halford
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
motley hilarious legend school cafeteria
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
charismatic sandwich
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...
Sexy azure community account
  10/09/14
180 this is great
Autistic pocket flask meetinghouse
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frum ceo house
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
Bespoke Mischievous Corn Cake Kitty
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
talking cruel-hearted candlestick maker
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Hairraiser useless friendly grandma pisswyrm
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
flushed wagecucks location
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odious overrated volcanic crater electric furnace
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(Guy who needs to STFU)
carmine alcoholic hell
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
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  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
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  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
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  10/27/14
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motley hilarious legend school cafeteria
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
Vengeful genital piercing
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
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  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
olive underhanded set affirmative action
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
appetizing pearly nowag
  10/09/14
titcr
carmine alcoholic hell
  10/09/14
...
appetizing pearly nowag
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
exhilarant piazza cumskin
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
Unholy Abode Famous Landscape Painting
  10/09/14
...
frum ceo house
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
Histrionic orchestra pit ratface
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
Contagious lay prole
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
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  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
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  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
floppy harsh windowlicker
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
Unholy Abode Famous Landscape Painting
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
Glittery anal gunner
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
exhilarant piazza cumskin
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
Vengeful genital piercing
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
exhilarant piazza cumskin
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
appetizing pearly nowag
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
big public bath gay wizard
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
Vengeful genital piercing
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
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  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
Pontificating Fragrant Juggernaut Elastic Band
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
Violent Field
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
electric weed whacker
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
marvelous canary hissy fit
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
Histrionic orchestra pit ratface
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
carnelian vigorous tanning salon laser beams
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
Histrionic orchestra pit ratface
  10/09/14
...
misunderstood cruise ship roommate
  10/10/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/09/14
...
carmine alcoholic hell
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
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  10/09/14
...
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  10/09/14
...
Stimulating range
  10/12/14
1800000000
offensive therapy
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
fantasy-prone double fault lodge
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
hyperventilating clown spot
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
Unholy Abode Famous Landscape Painting
  10/09/14
...
Sexy azure community account
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
fantasy-prone double fault lodge
  10/09/14
Loling hard
appetizing pearly nowag
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
laughsome pozpig factory reset button
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
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  10/09/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
electric weed whacker
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
floppy harsh windowlicker
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
fantasy-prone double fault lodge
  10/09/14
fuckk me
floppy harsh windowlicker
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
fantasy-prone double fault lodge
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
olive underhanded set affirmative action
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
Histrionic orchestra pit ratface
  10/09/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
mint indian lodge
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
carmine alcoholic hell
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
spectacular copper locale tank
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
ungodly razzle-dazzle headpube internal respiration
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
laughsome pozpig factory reset button
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
Unholy Abode Famous Landscape Painting
  10/09/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
charismatic sandwich
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
olive underhanded set affirmative action
  10/09/14
...
olive underhanded set affirmative action
  10/10/14
...
bronze national halford
  10/09/14
i could see it
fantasy-prone double fault lodge
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Silver son of senegal gas station
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
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  10/09/14
...
Sexy azure community account
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
green azn boltzmann
  06/27/16
...
low-t dilemma
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
Histrionic orchestra pit ratface
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
turquoise hunting ground
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
Dead goyim
  10/10/14
WTF?
Spruce Bat Shit Crazy Tattoo
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
floppy harsh windowlicker
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
Spruce Bat Shit Crazy Tattoo
  10/10/14
...
fantasy-prone double fault lodge
  10/10/14
120
offensive therapy
  10/10/14
post the pic again
ungodly razzle-dazzle headpube internal respiration
  10/10/14
...
appetizing pearly nowag
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/10/14
...
Histrionic orchestra pit ratface
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Hairraiser useless friendly grandma pisswyrm
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
Glittery anal gunner
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
Glittery anal gunner
  10/10/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
up-to-no-good idea he suggested scourge upon the earth
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
floppy harsh windowlicker
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
razzmatazz turdskin
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
Stirring Market Cuck
  10/10/14
...
Avocado sound barrier forum
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
boyish cream church
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
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  10/10/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/10/14
...
appetizing pearly nowag
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
startling trip office police squad
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
fantasy-prone double fault lodge
  10/10/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
appetizing pearly nowag
  10/10/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
irradiated brass point
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
Glittery anal gunner
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
Red racy base half-breed
  10/10/14
180
Vibrant garrison indirect expression
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
Cerebral rebellious ladyboy organic girlfriend
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
Sexy azure community account
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
mint indian lodge
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
Red racy base half-breed
  10/10/14
...
Sexy azure community account
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
exhilarant piazza cumskin
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
Indigo hairless faggot firefighter antidepressant drug
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
Unholy Abode Famous Landscape Painting
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
exhilarant piazza cumskin
  10/10/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
exhilarant piazza cumskin
  10/10/14
...
Sexy azure community account
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
boyish cream church
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
floppy harsh windowlicker
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
Sepia death wish people who are hurt
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
chocolate hideous theater cuckoldry
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
floppy harsh windowlicker
  10/11/14
omg
mint indian lodge
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
Disturbing fanboi home
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
Thriller multi-billionaire blood rage
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
low-t dilemma
  10/11/14
...
fantasy-prone double fault lodge
  10/11/14
...
Thriller multi-billionaire blood rage
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
Greedy stain
  10/11/14
...
Sexy azure community account
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
fiercely-loyal bright voyeur
  10/18/14
...
Excitant pink university mexican
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
titillating roast beef space
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
Black theater stage lettuce
  10/11/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/11/14
...
Godawful liquid oxygen
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
lemon trust fund resort
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
Thriller multi-billionaire blood rage
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
mint indian lodge
  10/11/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
lemon trust fund resort
  10/11/14
...
olive underhanded set affirmative action
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
motley hilarious legend school cafeteria
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
Glittery anal gunner
  10/11/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/11/14
...
gold digit ratio
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
vivacious honey-headed stag film
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Avocado sound barrier forum
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Sexy azure community account
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motley hilarious legend school cafeteria
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*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
Godawful liquid oxygen
  10/27/14
lmfao
Awkward School Mood
  10/11/14
amazing
cracking erotic kitty cat
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
appetizing pearly nowag
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180
Unholy Abode Famous Landscape Painting
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misunderstood cruise ship roommate
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Sexy azure community account
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
Godawful liquid oxygen
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
soul-stirring self-centered filthpig
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
titillating roast beef space
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
Thriller multi-billionaire blood rage
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
motley hilarious legend school cafeteria
  10/11/14
Seriously.
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
Black theater stage lettuce
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Greedy stain
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
twisted dashing new version
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
Clear Hateful Chad
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vivacious honey-headed stag film
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vivacious honey-headed stag film
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exhilarant piazza cumskin
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
Passionate senate old irish cottage
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...
Beady-eyed Milk
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...
exhilarant piazza cumskin
  10/11/14
plz poast
Slimy sanctuary
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
Beady-eyed Milk
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
laughsome pozpig factory reset button
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
Judgmental fear-inspiring bawdyhouse crotch
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
Violent Field
  10/11/14
For the love of god
appetizing pearly nowag
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...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
motley hilarious legend school cafeteria
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
Violent Field
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
floppy harsh windowlicker
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
Glittery anal gunner
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
Concupiscible Internet-worthy Coffee Pot Parlor
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
Stubborn fishy private investor
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
olive underhanded set affirmative action
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
laughsome pozpig factory reset button
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Hairraiser useless friendly grandma pisswyrm
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...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
appetizing pearly nowag
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
Avocado sound barrier forum
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...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/11/14
lol 180
motley hilarious legend school cafeteria
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
Judgmental fear-inspiring bawdyhouse crotch
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
vivacious honey-headed stag film
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...
Heady slap-happy doctorate pistol
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Hairraiser useless friendly grandma pisswyrm
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
doobsian violet chapel dopamine
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
Peach razzle jap
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...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
Peach razzle jap
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
angry place of business
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
Wine Diverse Business Firm Hairy Legs
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Hairraiser useless friendly grandma pisswyrm
  10/11/14
(evan39)
offensive therapy
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
mint indian lodge
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
Wine Diverse Business Firm Hairy Legs
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
swashbuckling crusty rehab
  10/11/14
keeping it real
doobsian violet chapel dopamine
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...
laughsome pozpig factory reset button
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cr
Snowy Mind-boggling Bbw
  10/11/14
Amen.
Buck-toothed talented ticket booth telephone
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lol cr
Smoky Generalized Bond
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...
big public bath gay wizard
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motley hilarious legend school cafeteria
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...
Sexy azure community account
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Godawful liquid oxygen
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i can't see how this could end badly
Violent Field
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...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
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it's fucking awesome
hyperventilating clown spot
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
Violent Field
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
mint indian lodge
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
Violent Field
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
mint indian lodge
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
Violent Field
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i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
hyperventilating clown spot
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180
cordovan den national security agency
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
Violent Field
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...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
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Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
Ultramarine trailer park foreskin
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...
hyperventilating clown spot
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(Really gullible person)
exhilarant piazza cumskin
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On the other hand....YOLO!
Judgmental fear-inspiring bawdyhouse crotch
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
hyperventilating clown spot
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
Violent Field
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...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
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We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
appetizing pearly nowag
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...
Hairraiser useless friendly grandma pisswyrm
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there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
offensive therapy
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...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
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i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
olive underhanded set affirmative action
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lol
mahogany patrolman
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underrated
Vengeful genital piercing
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...
multi-colored ruddy gaping crackhouse
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...
Godawful liquid oxygen
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itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
Contagious lay prole
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
vivacious honey-headed stag film
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...
appetizing pearly nowag
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hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
Contagious lay prole
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...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
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been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
Contagious lay prole
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...
Godawful liquid oxygen
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lol
stead
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
low-t dilemma
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Can I please have my dildo back?
area
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...
saffron shaky menage
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180
Concupiscible Internet-worthy Coffee Pot Parlor
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180
angry place of business
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180
motley hilarious legend school cafeteria
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...
big public bath gay wizard
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
brunch
  10/11/14
...
opaque degenerate theatre
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
motley hilarious legend school cafeteria
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
tripping rusted library
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
floppy harsh windowlicker
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
Judgmental fear-inspiring bawdyhouse crotch
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...
fantasy-prone double fault lodge
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...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
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180
Concupiscible Internet-worthy Coffee Pot Parlor
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
Judgmental fear-inspiring bawdyhouse crotch
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...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
Judgmental fear-inspiring bawdyhouse crotch
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
Pontificating Fragrant Juggernaut Elastic Band
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
Gay State
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Hairraiser useless friendly grandma pisswyrm
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...
Glittery anal gunner
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
vivacious honey-headed stag film
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...
exhilarant piazza cumskin
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...
Godawful liquid oxygen
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
exhilarant piazza cumskin
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
exhilarant piazza cumskin
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/11/14
Go on...
Godawful liquid oxygen
  10/27/14
...
Pontificating Fragrant Juggernaut Elastic Band
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
Glittery anal gunner
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
rose goal in life mad cow disease
  10/11/14
...
Glittery anal gunner
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
Gay State
  10/11/14
Yessir.
rose goal in life mad cow disease
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
olive underhanded set affirmative action
  10/11/14
...
Greedy stain
  10/11/14
...
Sexy azure community account
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
tantric domesticated twinkling uncleanness
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...
Godawful liquid oxygen
  10/27/14
...
multi-colored ruddy gaping crackhouse
  10/12/14
...
Godawful liquid oxygen
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
exhilarant piazza cumskin
  10/11/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
Disturbing fanboi home
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
big public bath gay wizard
  10/11/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
exhilarant piazza cumskin
  10/11/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
exhilarant piazza cumskin
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
Gay State
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
exhilarant piazza cumskin
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
motley hilarious legend school cafeteria
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
Godawful liquid oxygen
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
angry place of business
  10/11/14
...
big-titted filthy heaven ape
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
Buff Mildly Autistic Hall
  10/11/14
...
big-titted filthy heaven ape
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
exhilarant piazza cumskin
  10/11/14
...
fantasy-prone double fault lodge
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
exhilarant piazza cumskin
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
Chrome corner
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
titillating roast beef space
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
Disturbing fanboi home
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
floppy harsh windowlicker
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
motley hilarious legend school cafeteria
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
Pontificating Fragrant Juggernaut Elastic Band
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Hairraiser useless friendly grandma pisswyrm
  10/11/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/11/14
...
naked galvanic step-uncle's house feces
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
Nofapping yellow rigpig hospital
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
Passionate senate old irish cottage
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
Passionate senate old irish cottage
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
floppy harsh windowlicker
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
shivering box office
  10/11/14
...
ungodly razzle-dazzle headpube internal respiration
  10/11/14
...
Sexy azure community account
  10/11/14
Oh my
Glittery anal gunner
  10/11/14
omg
Puce international law enforcement agency preventive strike
  10/11/14
...
grizzly pit
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
motley hilarious legend school cafeteria
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
Judgmental fear-inspiring bawdyhouse crotch
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
Glittery anal gunner
  10/11/14
...
Sexy azure community account
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
Unholy Abode Famous Landscape Painting
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
Puce international law enforcement agency preventive strike
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
Garnet Pea-brained Locus Psychic
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
Ebony Partner
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
Red racy base half-breed
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
shivering box office
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
Main People
  10/11/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
Sepia death wish people who are hurt
  10/11/14
...
Contagious lay prole
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/11/14
...
Stimulating range
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
Cerebral rebellious ladyboy organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
Mauve incel mental disorder
  10/11/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/11/14
...
big public bath gay wizard
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
splenetic wonderful shrine
  10/11/14
wtf
ruby abusive stock car
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
Insecure
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
Sepia death wish people who are hurt
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
Insecure
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
area
  10/11/14
...
motley hilarious legend school cafeteria
  10/11/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
motley hilarious legend school cafeteria
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
Red racy base half-breed
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
Gay State
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
Vibrant garrison indirect expression
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
Gay State
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
Sepia death wish people who are hurt
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
Garnet Pea-brained Locus Psychic
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
Gay State
  10/11/14
...
motley hilarious legend school cafeteria
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
Pontificating Fragrant Juggernaut Elastic Band
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
Garnet Pea-brained Locus Psychic
  10/11/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant piazza cumskin
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
area
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/11/14
...
motley hilarious legend school cafeteria
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
impressive irate dog poop
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
walnut striped hyena
  11/21/15
...
rose goal in life mad cow disease
  10/11/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/11/14
gtfo
laughsome pozpig factory reset button
  10/12/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
infuriating hominid keepsake machete
  10/11/14
Holy shit
titillating roast beef space
  10/11/14
?
carnelian vigorous tanning salon laser beams
  10/11/14
...
blue love of her life
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
Idiotic water buffalo
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
offensive therapy
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
Idiotic water buffalo
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
Puce international law enforcement agency preventive strike
  10/11/14
...
blue love of her life
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
Chartreuse
  10/11/14
lol
motley hilarious legend school cafeteria
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
big public bath gay wizard
  10/12/14
180
Light
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
floppy harsh windowlicker
  10/11/14
120
Poppy rambunctious kitchen
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
Glittery anal gunner
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
big public bath gay wizard
  10/11/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
big public bath gay wizard
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Hairraiser useless friendly grandma pisswyrm
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
wild
  10/12/14
...
Thriller multi-billionaire blood rage
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
charismatic sandwich
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
hyperventilating clown spot
  10/12/14
...
Passionate senate old irish cottage
  12/06/14
...
Thriller multi-billionaire blood rage
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
know-it-all
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
dull
  10/12/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
floppy harsh windowlicker
  10/12/14
Well!?
Chrome corner
  10/12/14
...
Thriller multi-billionaire blood rage
  10/12/14
plz respond
hyperventilating clown spot
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
Sienna parlour sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
Greedy stain
  10/12/14
Well?
Cerebral rebellious ladyboy organic girlfriend
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
Umber Nighttime Queen Of The Night
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
carnelian vigorous tanning salon laser beams
  10/12/14
180000000
Concupiscible Internet-worthy Coffee Pot Parlor
  10/12/14
??
Spruce Bat Shit Crazy Tattoo
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
Sexy azure community account
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
very tactful philosopher-king
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
Unholy Abode Famous Landscape Painting
  10/12/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/12/14
K, ty.
Unholy Abode Famous Landscape Painting
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
Unholy Abode Famous Landscape Painting
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
floppy harsh windowlicker
  10/12/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/12/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
laughsome pozpig factory reset button
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
carnelian vigorous tanning salon laser beams
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/12/14
...
Glittery anal gunner
  10/12/14
...
Main People
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
rose goal in life mad cow disease
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
doobsian violet chapel dopamine
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
charismatic sandwich
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
Violent Field
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
offensive therapy
  10/12/14
please continue
multi-colored ruddy gaping crackhouse
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
hyperventilating clown spot
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
rose goal in life mad cow disease
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
medicated startled
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/12/14
...
exhilarant piazza cumskin
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
mint indian lodge
  10/12/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
exhilarant piazza cumskin
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
Boistinker
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
floppy harsh windowlicker
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
Boistinker
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
floppy harsh windowlicker
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
lemon trust fund resort
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
medicated startled
  10/12/14
ty
olive underhanded set affirmative action
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
medicated startled
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
Boistinker
  10/12/14
And scene.
big public bath gay wizard
  10/12/14
nigger
olive underhanded set affirmative action
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
big public bath gay wizard
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
big public bath gay wizard
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
Boistinker
  10/12/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/12/14
...
Peach razzle jap
  10/12/14
...
big public bath gay wizard
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/12/14
...
Sepia death wish people who are hurt
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
Violent Field
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
Brilliant Bat-shit-crazy Wrinkle Mad-dog Skullcap
  10/12/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/12/14
Post 600!
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
chest-beating house-broken toaster
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
ruby abusive stock car
  10/12/14
You don't?
Exciting bearded center
  10/12/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
floppy harsh windowlicker
  10/12/14
...
rose goal in life mad cow disease
  10/12/14
wtf
exhilarant piazza cumskin
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
Contagious lay prole
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
exhilarant piazza cumskin
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
Contagious lay prole
  10/12/14
...
wild
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
soul-stirring self-centered filthpig
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
Contagious lay prole
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
Garnet Pea-brained Locus Psychic
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
Contagious lay prole
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
soul-stirring self-centered filthpig
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
mint indian lodge
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
fantasy-prone double fault lodge
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
razzmatazz turdskin
  10/12/14
...
tripping rusted library
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
electric weed whacker
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
olive underhanded set affirmative action
  10/12/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
exhilarant piazza cumskin
  10/12/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
impressive irate dog poop
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
Mauve incel mental disorder
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
Judgmental fear-inspiring bawdyhouse crotch
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
medicated startled
  10/12/14
...
walnut striped hyena
  11/21/15
...
gabagool brazhole
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
big public bath gay wizard
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
low-t dilemma
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
Sexy azure community account
  10/13/14
180, ty.
Unholy Abode Famous Landscape Painting
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
chestnut brethren
  10/12/14
180
jewess
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
cocky selfie
  10/31/16
...
walnut striped hyena
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
Bipolar
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
khaki deep
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
opaque degenerate theatre
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
Garnet Pea-brained Locus Psychic
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
razzmatazz turdskin
  10/12/14
titc analysis
fiercely-loyal bright voyeur
  10/18/14
...
walnut striped hyena
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
Cerebral rebellious ladyboy organic girlfriend
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
laughsome pozpig factory reset button
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
Stimulating range
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
area
  10/13/14
?
Stimulating range
  10/13/14
...
vivacious honey-headed stag film
  10/27/14
...
medicated startled
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Hairraiser useless friendly grandma pisswyrm
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
Red racy base half-breed
  12/06/14
...
exhilarant piazza cumskin
  04/07/15
...
opaque degenerate theatre
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
lake quadroon
  04/22/15
...
Spruce Bat Shit Crazy Tattoo
  05/17/15
...
Lilac reading party
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Hairraiser useless friendly grandma pisswyrm
  08/18/15
update?
Violent jew
  10/06/15
...
Milky Federal
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
medicated startled
  10/11/15
...
Puce international law enforcement agency preventive strike
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
orange mediation
  10/12/15
bump
carnelian vigorous tanning salon laser beams
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
crimson insane
  11/25/15
...
exhilarant piazza cumskin
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
exhilarant piazza cumskin
  12/27/15
...
Lilac reading party
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
Legal Warrant Personal Credit Line
  03/10/16
...
odious overrated volcanic crater electric furnace
  03/28/16
...
Supple stage newt
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
pungent insanely creepy
  06/27/16
...
Stimulating range
  08/21/16
...
Tan yapping macaca
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
exhilarant piazza cumskin
  08/22/16
...
Toilet Seat
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
ivory french chef
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
bistre
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
ivory french chef
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
Toilet Seat
  09/13/16
...
Godawful liquid oxygen
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
Toilet Seat
  09/13/16
Game of ""
Magenta sweet tailpipe
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
Toilet Seat
  09/13/16
...
iridescent free-loading dingle berry
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
Tan yapping macaca
  09/13/16
...
Milky Federal
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
Amber codepig
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
razzmatazz turdskin
  10/31/16
:-)
translucent disgusting nibblets
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
exhilarant piazza cumskin
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
translucent disgusting nibblets
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
obsidian gaming laptop
  10/31/16
...
walnut striped hyena
  10/09/18
...
tripping rusted library
  11/21/16
...
exhilarant piazza cumskin
  01/10/17
...
pale faggotry
  02/04/17
...
tripping rusted library
  02/04/17
...
translucent disgusting nibblets
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
Sable
  02/04/17
...
translucent disgusting nibblets
  02/04/17
...
translucent disgusting nibblets
  02/04/17
...
obsidian gaming laptop
  02/05/17
...
translucent disgusting nibblets
  02/08/17
...
haunted graveyard
  06/28/17
...
skinny woman idiot
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
athletic conference
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
mustard
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
Sable
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Disturbing fanboi home
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
maize cuckold
  12/18/17
...
marketing idea
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
Claret Yarmulke
  01/06/18
...
iridescent free-loading dingle berry
  02/06/18
...
cracking erotic kitty cat
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
obsidian gaming laptop
  10/06/18
4 year bump
athletic conference
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
Aqua
  10/09/18
...
sooty magical trump supporter nursing home
  10/17/18
...
drab
  05/19/19
...
Excitant pink university mexican
  05/19/19
...
Garnet Pea-brained Locus Psychic
  10/14/19
...
exhilarant piazza cumskin
  05/05/20
...
pearl persian
  06/28/20
...
alpha rigor
  06/29/20
...
Garnet Pea-brained Locus Psychic
  07/10/20
...
scarlet plaza becky
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
aquamarine giraffe
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
charcoal round eye
  10/10/20
TITCR
Purple immigrant puppy
  02/17/21
...
Aqua
  10/08/21
...
confused mother
  02/17/21
...
Garnet Pea-brained Locus Psychic
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
nudist abnormal casino
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
Indecent Associate
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
Indecent Associate
  10/11/21
...
Aqua
  10/07/22
...
Slippery Depressive
  12/02/21
...
Costumed glassy background story
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
At-the-ready deer antler
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
ivory french chef
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
effete coldplay fan
  10/10/22
...
Slippery Depressive
  10/10/22
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
Slippery Depressive
  11/23/22
...
naked galvanic step-uncle's house feces
  05/06/23
...
brindle potus
  05/06/23
Time flies
Salmon zippy
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
orange mediation
  05/06/23
...
Costumed glassy background story
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
At-the-ready deer antler
  10/09/23
...
goy orbison
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
Well-lubricated
  10/09/23
...
obsidian gaming laptop
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
apoplectic
  10/20/23
...
obsidian gaming laptop
  10/20/23
...
translucent disgusting nibblets
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
hot
  10/20/23
...
Slippery Depressive
  10/20/23
...
Aqua
  10/20/23
...
narrow-minded coral
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
impertinent kink-friendly
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
floppy harsh windowlicker
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
naked galvanic step-uncle's house feces
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
gabagool brazhole
  10/06/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: floppy harsh windowlicker

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Unholy Abode Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: angry place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Histrionic orchestra pit ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: plum frisky institution black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: burgundy knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: metal aromatic really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: floppy harsh windowlicker

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: angry place of business

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: floppy harsh windowlicker

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: floppy harsh windowlicker

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: curious travel guidebook station

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: lascivious address



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: burgundy knife

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: lascivious address



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: motley hilarious legend school cafeteria

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Amber codepig

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: curious travel guidebook station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: frum ceo house



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: Godawful liquid oxygen



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Spruce Bat Shit Crazy Tattoo



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Hairraiser useless friendly grandma pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: bateful flesh messiness native



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: big public bath gay wizard



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: twinkling circlehead fortuitous meteor



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal bright voyeur

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: olive underhanded set affirmative action

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: goy orbison

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Crystalline Maniacal Regret Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#44515648)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Godawful liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: mint indian lodge

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: arousing jade church building

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: fantasy-prone double fault lodge

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: arousing jade church building

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Adventurous Cheese-eating Principal's Office Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: Outnumbered aphrodisiac fat ankles

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: tripping rusted library

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: cyan provocative property pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Massive Maroon Masturbator

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Poppy rambunctious kitchen

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: angry place of business

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Godawful liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Sexy azure community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Glittery anal gunner

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Jet dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: curious travel guidebook station

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Awkward School Mood

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Judgmental fear-inspiring bawdyhouse crotch

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: floppy harsh windowlicker

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Stirring Market Cuck

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: motley hilarious legend school cafeteria

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: comical site sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: misunderstood cruise ship roommate

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Exciting bearded center

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Stirring Market Cuck

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: motley hilarious legend school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Clear Hateful Chad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: sooty magical trump supporter nursing home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: frum ceo house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: angry place of business

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: misunderstood cruise ship roommate

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Unholy Abode Famous Landscape Painting

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: motley hilarious legend school cafeteria

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: fantasy-prone double fault lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: gold digit ratio

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: lime stage

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Smoky Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: scarlet plaza becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Red racy base half-breed

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: olive underhanded set affirmative action

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: olive underhanded set affirmative action

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Crawly temple shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: fantasy-prone double fault lodge

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Sienna parlour sneaky criminal

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: fantasy-prone double fault lodge

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: ungodly razzle-dazzle headpube internal respiration

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: razzmatazz turdskin

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: splenetic wonderful shrine

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Unhinged lavender party of the first part

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: bronze national halford

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: fantasy-prone double fault lodge

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Sexy azure community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Jet dragon

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Jet dragon

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: bronze national halford

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: misunderstood cruise ship roommate

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser useless friendly grandma pisswyrm

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Hairraiser useless friendly grandma pisswyrm

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: laughsome pozpig factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Histrionic orchestra pit ratface

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Histrionic orchestra pit ratface

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Godawful liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: Histrionic orchestra pit ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: 180 Navy Whorehouse Karate

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: floppy harsh windowlicker

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Unholy Abode Famous Landscape Painting

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: fantasy-prone double fault lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Spruce Bat Shit Crazy Tattoo

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Chrome corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: appetizing pearly nowag

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: bronze national halford

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: motley hilarious legend school cafeteria

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: charismatic sandwich

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Sexy azure community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Autistic pocket flask meetinghouse

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: frum ceo house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Bespoke Mischievous Corn Cake Kitty

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: talking cruel-hearted candlestick maker

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Hairraiser useless friendly grandma pisswyrm

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: flushed wagecucks location

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: odious overrated volcanic crater electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: carmine alcoholic hell

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: floppy harsh windowlicker

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: carnelian vigorous tanning salon laser beams

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: carmine alcoholic hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Godawful liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: motley hilarious legend school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Vengeful genital piercing

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: naked galvanic step-uncle's house feces

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: olive underhanded set affirmative action

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: appetizing pearly nowag

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: carmine alcoholic hell

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: appetizing pearly nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Unholy Abode Famous Landscape Painting

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: frum ceo house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Histrionic orchestra pit ratface

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Contagious lay prole

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: razzmatazz turdskin

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: nudist abnormal casino

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: floppy harsh windowlicker

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Unholy Abode Famous Landscape Painting

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Glittery anal gunner

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Vengeful genital piercing

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: appetizing pearly nowag

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: big public bath gay wizard

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Vengeful genital piercing

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: big public bath gay wizard

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Pontificating Fragrant Juggernaut Elastic Band

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Violent Field

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: electric weed whacker

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: marvelous canary hissy fit

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Histrionic orchestra pit ratface

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: carnelian vigorous tanning salon laser beams

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Histrionic orchestra pit ratface

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: misunderstood cruise ship roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: carmine alcoholic hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Hairraiser useless friendly grandma pisswyrm

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: hyperventilating clown spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Stimulating range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: offensive therapy

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: fantasy-prone double fault lodge

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: hyperventilating clown spot

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Unholy Abode Famous Landscape Painting

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Sexy azure community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: fantasy-prone double fault lodge

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: appetizing pearly nowag

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: laughsome pozpig factory reset button

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: dark mewling dysfunction

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: electric weed whacker

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: floppy harsh windowlicker

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: fantasy-prone double fault lodge

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: floppy harsh windowlicker

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: fantasy-prone double fault lodge

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: olive underhanded set affirmative action

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Histrionic orchestra pit ratface

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: mint indian lodge

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: carmine alcoholic hell

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: spectacular copper locale tank

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: ungodly razzle-dazzle headpube internal respiration

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: laughsome pozpig factory reset button

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Unholy Abode Famous Landscape Painting

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: charismatic sandwich

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: olive underhanded set affirmative action

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: olive underhanded set affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: bronze national halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: fantasy-prone double fault lodge

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Silver son of senegal gas station

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Sexy azure community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: green azn boltzmann

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: low-t dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Histrionic orchestra pit ratface

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: turquoise hunting ground

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Dead goyim

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: Spruce Bat Shit Crazy Tattoo

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: floppy harsh windowlicker

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: Spruce Bat Shit Crazy Tattoo

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: fantasy-prone double fault lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: offensive therapy

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: ungodly razzle-dazzle headpube internal respiration

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: appetizing pearly nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: Histrionic orchestra pit ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Hairraiser useless friendly grandma pisswyrm

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Glittery anal gunner

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Glittery anal gunner

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: up-to-no-good idea he suggested scourge upon the earth

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: floppy harsh windowlicker

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz turdskin

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Stirring Market Cuck

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Avocado sound barrier forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: boyish cream church

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: fantasy-prone double fault lodge

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: appetizing pearly nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: startling trip office police squad

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: fantasy-prone double fault lodge

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: appetizing pearly nowag

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: irradiated brass point

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Glittery anal gunner

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Red racy base half-breed

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Vibrant garrison indirect expression

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Cerebral rebellious ladyboy organic girlfriend

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Sexy azure community account

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: mint indian lodge

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Red racy base half-breed

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Sexy azure community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Indigo hairless faggot firefighter antidepressant drug

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Unholy Abode Famous Landscape Painting

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Sexy azure community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: boyish cream church

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: floppy harsh windowlicker

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Sepia death wish people who are hurt

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: chocolate hideous theater cuckoldry

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: floppy harsh windowlicker

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: mint indian lodge

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Disturbing fanboi home

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Thriller multi-billionaire blood rage

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: low-t dilemma

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: fantasy-prone double fault lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Thriller multi-billionaire blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Greedy stain

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Sexy azure community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal bright voyeur

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Excitant pink university mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: titillating roast beef space

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Black theater stage lettuce

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Godawful liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: lemon trust fund resort

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Thriller multi-billionaire blood rage

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: mint indian lodge

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: lemon trust fund resort

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: olive underhanded set affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: motley hilarious legend school cafeteria

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Glittery anal gunner

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: gold digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Avocado sound barrier forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Sexy azure community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: motley hilarious legend school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Godawful liquid oxygen

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Awkward School Mood

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: cracking erotic kitty cat

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: appetizing pearly nowag

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Unholy Abode Famous Landscape Painting

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: misunderstood cruise ship roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Sexy azure community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Godawful liquid oxygen

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: soul-stirring self-centered filthpig

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: titillating roast beef space

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Thriller multi-billionaire blood rage

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: motley hilarious legend school cafeteria

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Black theater stage lettuce

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: Greedy stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: twisted dashing new version

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Clear Hateful Chad

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: Passionate senate old irish cottage

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: Slimy sanctuary

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Milk

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: laughsome pozpig factory reset button

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Judgmental fear-inspiring bawdyhouse crotch

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Violent Field

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: appetizing pearly nowag

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: motley hilarious legend school cafeteria

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Violent Field

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: floppy harsh windowlicker

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: Glittery anal gunner

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: Concupiscible Internet-worthy Coffee Pot Parlor

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: Stubborn fishy private investor

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: olive underhanded set affirmative action

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: laughsome pozpig factory reset button

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Hairraiser useless friendly grandma pisswyrm

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: appetizing pearly nowag

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Avocado sound barrier forum

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: motley hilarious legend school cafeteria

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Judgmental fear-inspiring bawdyhouse crotch

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Heady slap-happy doctorate pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Hairraiser useless friendly grandma pisswyrm

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: doobsian violet chapel dopamine

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: Peach razzle jap

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Peach razzle jap

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: angry place of business

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Wine Diverse Business Firm Hairy Legs

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Hairraiser useless friendly grandma pisswyrm

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: offensive therapy

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: mint indian lodge

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Wine Diverse Business Firm Hairy Legs

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: swashbuckling crusty rehab

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: doobsian violet chapel dopamine

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: laughsome pozpig factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Snowy Mind-boggling Bbw

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Buck-toothed talented ticket booth telephone

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Smoky Generalized Bond

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: big public bath gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: motley hilarious legend school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Sexy azure community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Godawful liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Violent Field

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: hyperventilating clown spot

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Violent Field

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: mint indian lodge

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Violent Field

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: mint indian lodge

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Violent Field

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: hyperventilating clown spot

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: cordovan den national security agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Violent Field

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Ultramarine trailer park foreskin

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: hyperventilating clown spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Judgmental fear-inspiring bawdyhouse crotch

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: hyperventilating clown spot

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Violent Field

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: appetizing pearly nowag

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser useless friendly grandma pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: offensive therapy

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: olive underhanded set affirmative action

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: mahogany patrolman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Vengeful genital piercing

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: multi-colored ruddy gaping crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Godawful liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Contagious lay prole

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: appetizing pearly nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Contagious lay prole

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Contagious lay prole

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Godawful liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author:  stead

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: low-t dilemma

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author:  area

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: saffron shaky menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Concupiscible Internet-worthy Coffee Pot Parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: angry place of business

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: motley hilarious legend school cafeteria

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: big public bath gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author:  brunch

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author:  opaque degenerate theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: motley hilarious legend school cafeteria

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: tripping rusted library

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: floppy harsh windowlicker

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Judgmental fear-inspiring bawdyhouse crotch

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: fantasy-prone double fault lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Concupiscible Internet-worthy Coffee Pot Parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Judgmental fear-inspiring bawdyhouse crotch

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Judgmental fear-inspiring bawdyhouse crotch

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: Pontificating Fragrant Juggernaut Elastic Band

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Gay State

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Hairraiser useless friendly grandma pisswyrm

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Glittery anal gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Godawful liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Godawful liquid oxygen

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Pontificating Fragrant Juggernaut Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Glittery anal gunner

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author:  rose goal in life mad cow disease

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Glittery anal gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: Gay State

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author:  rose goal in life mad cow disease

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: olive underhanded set affirmative action

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Greedy stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Sexy azure community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: tantric domesticated twinkling uncleanness

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Godawful liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: multi-colored ruddy gaping crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Godawful liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Disturbing fanboi home

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: big public bath gay wizard

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Gay State

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: motley hilarious legend school cafeteria

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Godawful liquid oxygen

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: angry place of business

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: big-titted filthy heaven ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: Buff Mildly Autistic Hall

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: big-titted filthy heaven ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: fantasy-prone double fault lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Chrome corner

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: titillating roast beef space

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Disturbing fanboi home

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: floppy harsh windowlicker

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: motley hilarious legend school cafeteria

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: Pontificating Fragrant Juggernaut Elastic Band

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser useless friendly grandma pisswyrm

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: naked galvanic step-uncle's house feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: Nofapping yellow rigpig hospital

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: Passionate senate old irish cottage

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: Passionate senate old irish cottage

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: floppy harsh windowlicker

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author:  shivering box office

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: ungodly razzle-dazzle headpube internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Sexy azure community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Glittery anal gunner

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Puce international law enforcement agency preventive strike

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: grizzly pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: motley hilarious legend school cafeteria

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Judgmental fear-inspiring bawdyhouse crotch

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Glittery anal gunner

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Sexy azure community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Unholy Abode Famous Landscape Painting

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: Puce international law enforcement agency preventive strike

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Garnet Pea-brained Locus Psychic

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author:  Ebony Partner

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Red racy base half-breed

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author:  shivering box office

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author:  Main People

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Sepia death wish people who are hurt

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Contagious lay prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Stimulating range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Cerebral rebellious ladyboy organic girlfriend

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Mauve incel mental disorder

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: big public bath gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: splenetic wonderful shrine

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: ruby abusive stock car

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Insecure

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: Sepia death wish people who are hurt

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: Insecure

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author:  area

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: motley hilarious legend school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: motley hilarious legend school cafeteria

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Red racy base half-breed

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: Gay State

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Vibrant garrison indirect expression

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Gay State

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Sepia death wish people who are hurt

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Garnet Pea-brained Locus Psychic

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Gay State

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: motley hilarious legend school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Pontificating Fragrant Juggernaut Elastic Band

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: Garnet Pea-brained Locus Psychic

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author:  area

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: motley hilarious legend school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: impressive irate dog poop

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: walnut striped hyena

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author:  rose goal in life mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: laughsome pozpig factory reset button

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author:  infuriating hominid keepsake machete

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: titillating roast beef space

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: carnelian vigorous tanning salon laser beams

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: blue love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: Idiotic water buffalo

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: offensive therapy

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Idiotic water buffalo

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Puce international law enforcement agency preventive strike

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: blue love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Chartreuse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: motley hilarious legend school cafeteria

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: big public bath gay wizard

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Light

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: floppy harsh windowlicker

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Poppy rambunctious kitchen

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Glittery anal gunner

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: big public bath gay wizard

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: big public bath gay wizard

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Hairraiser useless friendly grandma pisswyrm

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author:  wild

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Thriller multi-billionaire blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: charismatic sandwich

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: hyperventilating clown spot

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Passionate senate old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Thriller multi-billionaire blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: know-it-all

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author:  dull

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: floppy harsh windowlicker

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: Chrome corner

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Thriller multi-billionaire blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: hyperventilating clown spot

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: Sienna parlour sneaky criminal

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: Greedy stain

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: Cerebral rebellious ladyboy organic girlfriend

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: Umber Nighttime Queen Of The Night

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: carnelian vigorous tanning salon laser beams

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: Concupiscible Internet-worthy Coffee Pot Parlor

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: Spruce Bat Shit Crazy Tattoo

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Sexy azure community account

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: very tactful philosopher-king

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: Unholy Abode Famous Landscape Painting

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Unholy Abode Famous Landscape Painting

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Unholy Abode Famous Landscape Painting

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: floppy harsh windowlicker

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: laughsome pozpig factory reset button

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: carnelian vigorous tanning salon laser beams

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Glittery anal gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author:  Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author:  rose goal in life mad cow disease

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: doobsian violet chapel dopamine

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: charismatic sandwich

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Violent Field

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: offensive therapy

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: multi-colored ruddy gaping crackhouse

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: hyperventilating clown spot

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author:  rose goal in life mad cow disease

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: medicated startled

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: mint indian lodge

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author:  Boistinker

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: floppy harsh windowlicker

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author:  Boistinker

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: floppy harsh windowlicker

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: lemon trust fund resort

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: medicated startled

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: olive underhanded set affirmative action

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: medicated startled

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author:  Boistinker

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: big public bath gay wizard

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: olive underhanded set affirmative action

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: big public bath gay wizard

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: big public bath gay wizard

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author:  Boistinker

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Peach razzle jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: big public bath gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Sepia death wish people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Violent Field

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Brilliant Bat-shit-crazy Wrinkle Mad-dog Skullcap

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: chest-beating house-broken toaster

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: ruby abusive stock car

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: Exciting bearded center

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: floppy harsh windowlicker

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author:  rose goal in life mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Contagious lay prole

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Contagious lay prole

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author:  wild



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring self-centered filthpig

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Contagious lay prole

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Garnet Pea-brained Locus Psychic

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Contagious lay prole

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring self-centered filthpig

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: mint indian lodge

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: fantasy-prone double fault lodge

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz turdskin

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: tripping rusted library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: electric weed whacker

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: olive underhanded set affirmative action

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: impressive irate dog poop

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Mauve incel mental disorder

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Judgmental fear-inspiring bawdyhouse crotch

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: medicated startled

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: walnut striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: big public bath gay wizard

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: low-t dilemma

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Sexy azure community account

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Unholy Abode Famous Landscape Painting

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author:  chestnut brethren

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author:  jewess

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: cocky selfie

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: walnut striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: Bipolar

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: khaki deep

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author:  opaque degenerate theatre

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: Garnet Pea-brained Locus Psychic

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: razzmatazz turdskin

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal bright voyeur

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: walnut striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Cerebral rebellious ladyboy organic girlfriend

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: laughsome pozpig factory reset button

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Stimulating range

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author:  area

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Stimulating range

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: vivacious honey-headed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: medicated startled



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Hairraiser useless friendly grandma pisswyrm

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Red racy base half-breed

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author:  opaque degenerate theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: lake quadroon

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Spruce Bat Shit Crazy Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: Lilac reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Hairraiser useless friendly grandma pisswyrm

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: Violent jew

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: Milky Federal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: medicated startled

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: Puce international law enforcement agency preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author:  orange mediation

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: carnelian vigorous tanning salon laser beams

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: crimson insane

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Lilac reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author:  Legal Warrant Personal Credit Line

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: odious overrated volcanic crater electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Supple stage newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: pungent insanely creepy

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Stimulating range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: Tan yapping macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author:  Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: ivory french chef

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: bistre

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: ivory french chef

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author:  Toilet Seat

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Godawful liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author:  Toilet Seat

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Magenta sweet tailpipe

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author:  Toilet Seat

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: iridescent free-loading dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: Tan yapping macaca

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: Milky Federal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Amber codepig

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: razzmatazz turdskin

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: translucent disgusting nibblets

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: translucent disgusting nibblets

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author:  obsidian gaming laptop

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: walnut striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: tripping rusted library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: pale faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: tripping rusted library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: translucent disgusting nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: Sable

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: translucent disgusting nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: translucent disgusting nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author:  obsidian gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: translucent disgusting nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author:  haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author:  skinny woman idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author:  athletic conference

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author:  mustard

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: Sable

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Disturbing fanboi home

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author:  maize cuckold

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author:  marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: Claret Yarmulke

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: iridescent free-loading dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: cracking erotic kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author:  obsidian gaming laptop

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author:  athletic conference

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: Aqua

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: sooty magical trump supporter nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: drab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Excitant pink university mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Garnet Pea-brained Locus Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: exhilarant piazza cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: pearl persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author:  alpha rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: Garnet Pea-brained Locus Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: scarlet plaza becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: aquamarine giraffe

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: charcoal round eye

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: Purple immigrant puppy

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: Aqua



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author:  confused mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: Garnet Pea-brained Locus Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: nudist abnormal casino

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: Indecent Associate

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: Indecent Associate

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Aqua



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: Slippery Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Costumed glassy background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: At-the-ready deer antler

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: ivory french chef

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author:  effete coldplay fan

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: Slippery Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#45309181)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: Slippery Depressive

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: naked galvanic step-uncle's house feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: brindle potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: Salmon zippy

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author:  orange mediation

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: Costumed glassy background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: At-the-ready deer antler

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: goy orbison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: Well-lubricated

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author:  obsidian gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: apoplectic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author:  obsidian gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: translucent disgusting nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author:  hot

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Slippery Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: Aqua



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: narrow-minded coral



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: impertinent kink-friendly

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: floppy harsh windowlicker

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: naked galvanic step-uncle's house feces

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#49330062)