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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

before I could message her "Haha" or something, sh...
Vigorous red nursing home
  10/09/14
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Floppy becky sneaky criminal
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Indecent patrolman
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Amethyst Range
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Pea-brained swollen senate keepsake machete
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Aromatic maize candlestick maker
  10/09/14
its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
Vigorous red nursing home
  10/09/14
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Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
brilliant contagious orchestra pit
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
Vigorous red nursing home
  10/09/14
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Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
Vigorous red nursing home
  10/09/14
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Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
Cerebral mint university sweet tailpipe
  10/09/14
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arrogant snowy fanboi piazza
  10/09/14
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Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
Pea-brained swollen senate keepsake machete
  10/09/14
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arrogant snowy fanboi piazza
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
Jade Parlor
  10/09/14
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Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
racy wagecucks native
  10/08/16
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Cerebral mint university sweet tailpipe
  10/09/14
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rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/09/14
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vengeful dilemma depressive
  10/09/14
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salmon apoplectic whorehouse
  10/09/14
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Cracking shrine selfie
  10/09/14
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exhilarant deep box office
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  10/09/14
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Gold provocative faggot firefighter
  10/10/14
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electric buck-toothed school
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
Self-absorbed stead
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
iridescent athletic conference
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
Motley Center Psychic
  10/06/25
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pearl state electric furnace
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salmon apoplectic whorehouse
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
Magical toaster business firm
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
flesh startled gay wizard property
  10/11/14
?
Pale Location Community Account
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
flesh startled gay wizard property
  10/11/14
...
diverse geriatric parlour
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
trip step-uncle's house goal in life
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
Aphrodisiac Fishy Weed Whacker Brethren
  12/25/15
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stirring twisted point
  02/05/17
lol
Hateful flatulent site
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
Irradiated resort volcanic crater
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Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
brilliant contagious orchestra pit
  10/09/14
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salmon apoplectic whorehouse
  10/09/14
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saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
Crimson Persian
  10/09/14
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pearly temple boltzmann
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
Cerebral mint university sweet tailpipe
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
Outnumbered chad public bath
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
Slate forum mediation
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
Vigorous red nursing home
  10/09/14
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Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
Rebellious cruel-hearted messiness
  10/09/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
Jade Parlor
  10/09/14
...
curious abode
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
demanding heady theater
  10/09/14
Shrewd
lascivious address
  10/09/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
Rebellious cruel-hearted messiness
  10/09/14
...
Jade Parlor
  10/09/14
180
Violent Seedy Liquid Oxygen Puppy
  10/09/14
180
submissive dingle berry meetinghouse
  10/09/14
180^180
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/09/14
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vengeful dilemma depressive
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/09/14
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Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/09/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
brilliant contagious orchestra pit
  10/09/14
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Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
demanding heady theater
  10/09/14
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rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
Concupiscible tantric lay
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
Jade Parlor
  10/09/14
...
Pale Location Community Account
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
alcoholic bisexual casino
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
comical base
  10/09/14
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buff cheese-eating clown
  12/06/14
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Puce Cocky Nibblets Idea He Suggested
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
180 hunting ground
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
iridescent athletic conference
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
iridescent athletic conference
  10/08/16
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soul-stirring ruby hell
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
Pale Location Community Account
  10/09/14
?
histrionic stain
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
Pale Location Community Account
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
Adventurous Aqua Doctorate Factory Reset Button
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
Blue Heaven Double Fault
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
dashing khaki mental disorder
  10/11/14
180
Spectacular know-it-all deer antler love of her life
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
Jet-lagged silver death wish
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
Pale Location Community Account
  10/09/14
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rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/09/14
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saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
pearly temple boltzmann
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Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
pearly temple boltzmann
  10/09/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
Jet-lagged silver death wish
  10/09/14
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Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
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Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
demanding heady theater
  10/09/14
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Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
exhilarant deep box office
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
exhilarant deep box office
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
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Razzle-dazzle mildly autistic principal's office striped hyena
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
Indecent patrolman
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...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
Indecent patrolman
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Floppy becky sneaky criminal
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...
salmon apoplectic whorehouse
  10/09/14
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Indecent patrolman
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
beady-eyed rehab
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
Vigorous red nursing home
  10/09/14
lol
Concupiscible tantric lay
  10/09/14
180
Pale Location Community Account
  10/09/14
lmao
Cracking shrine selfie
  10/09/14
tyft
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/09/14
Lol
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
...
Vivacious cruise ship mad cow disease
  10/09/14
This is good.
Maroon Stock Car Trump Supporter
  10/09/14
180 billion
Jet-lagged silver death wish
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
Jade Parlor
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
Indigo marvelous associate
  10/09/14
...
saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area
  10/09/14
180 this is great
mentally impaired potus
  10/10/14
...
vengeful dilemma depressive
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
Tan Sadistic Lodge
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
Lilac Ladyboy National
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
exhilarant deep box office
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
appetizing half-breed
  10/09/14
...
lavender famous landscape painting
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
Canary corn cake
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
Vigorous red nursing home
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
Excitant ultramarine roast beef
  10/09/14
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Floppy becky sneaky criminal
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...
Canary corn cake
  10/09/14
...
salmon apoplectic whorehouse
  10/27/14
...
Jade Parlor
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
Sienna Adulterous Crackhouse
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
cerise sexy station
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
iridescent athletic conference
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
Maroon Stock Car Trump Supporter
  10/09/14
titcr
Canary corn cake
  10/09/14
...
Maroon Stock Car Trump Supporter
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
Concupiscible tantric lay
  10/09/14
...
vengeful dilemma depressive
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
Indecent patrolman
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
nofapping philosopher-king
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
Blue Heaven Double Fault
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
startling rambunctious menage multi-billionaire
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
Vigorous red nursing home
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
Concupiscible tantric lay
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
Crimson Persian
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
Sienna Adulterous Crackhouse
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
Maroon Stock Car Trump Supporter
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
Gold provocative faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
Sienna Adulterous Crackhouse
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
Gold provocative faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
Glittery Beta Hissy Fit Corner
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
dull judgmental garrison water buffalo
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
metal big partner foreskin
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
multi-colored national security agency
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
Indecent patrolman
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
Excitant ultramarine roast beef
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
Indecent patrolman
  10/09/14
...
demanding heady theater
  10/10/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
...
Canary corn cake
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
exhilarant deep box office
  10/09/14
...
laughsome confused ratface
  10/09/14
...
odious splenetic church building
  10/12/14
1800000000
bipolar carmine dysfunction ticket booth
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
Pale Location Community Account
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
laughsome confused ratface
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
Concupiscible tantric lay
  10/09/14
...
saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
Pale Location Community Account
  10/09/14
Loling hard
Maroon Stock Car Trump Supporter
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
Razzle-dazzle mildly autistic principal's office striped hyena
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
amber pontificating theatre milk
  10/09/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
metal big partner foreskin
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
Vigorous red nursing home
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
Pale Location Community Account
  10/09/14
fuckk me
Vigorous red nursing home
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
Pale Location Community Account
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
iridescent athletic conference
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
Indecent patrolman
  10/09/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
Magical toaster business firm
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Canary corn cake
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
mahogany theater stage
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
Adventurous Aqua Doctorate Factory Reset Button
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
Razzle-dazzle mildly autistic principal's office striped hyena
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
Concupiscible tantric lay
  10/09/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
Indigo marvelous associate
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
iridescent athletic conference
  10/09/14
...
iridescent athletic conference
  10/10/14
...
Jet-lagged silver death wish
  10/09/14
i could see it
Pale Location Community Account
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
talented shimmering set
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/09/14
...
saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
wonderful elite faggotry
  06/27/16
...
Fiercely-loyal church
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
Indecent patrolman
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
Plum hairraiser reading party masturbator
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
Boyish disturbing rigpig
  10/10/14
WTF?
Cracking shrine selfie
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
Vigorous red nursing home
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
Cracking shrine selfie
  10/10/14
...
Pale Location Community Account
  10/10/14
120
bipolar carmine dysfunction ticket booth
  10/10/14
post the pic again
Adventurous Aqua Doctorate Factory Reset Button
  10/10/14
...
Maroon Stock Car Trump Supporter
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/10/14
...
Indecent patrolman
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
exhilarant deep box office
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
Crimson Persian
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
Crimson Persian
  10/10/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
effete trailer park
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
Vigorous red nursing home
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
Blue Heaven Double Fault
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
Rebellious cruel-hearted messiness
  10/10/14
...
Razzle knife degenerate
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
Hot razzmatazz spot genital piercing
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
Pale Location Community Account
  10/10/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/10/14
...
Maroon Stock Car Trump Supporter
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
titillating stage
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
Pale Location Community Account
  10/10/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
Maroon Stock Car Trump Supporter
  10/10/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
duck-like exciting filthpig
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
Crimson Persian
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
180 hunting ground
  10/10/14
180
Charismatic mustard new version
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
Galvanic stag film
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
Magical toaster business firm
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
180 hunting ground
  10/10/14
...
saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
slap-happy marketing idea main people
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
Concupiscible tantric lay
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/10/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/10/14
...
saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
Hot razzmatazz spot genital piercing
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
Vigorous red nursing home
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
doobsian claret home
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
abusive supple old irish cottage
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
Vigorous red nursing home
  10/11/14
omg
Magical toaster business firm
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
Fluffy Chartreuse Space
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
Glassy house karate
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
Fiercely-loyal church
  10/11/14
...
Pale Location Community Account
  10/11/14
...
Glassy house karate
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
thirsty passionate skinny woman school cafeteria
  10/11/14
...
saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
Self-absorbed stead
  10/18/14
...
Fragrant alcoholic really tough guy pit
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
Bateful Library
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
thriller nighttime hospital party of the first part
  10/11/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
...
salmon apoplectic whorehouse
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
Insanely Creepy Windowlicker Institution
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
Glassy house karate
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
Magical toaster business firm
  10/11/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
Insanely Creepy Windowlicker Institution
  10/11/14
...
iridescent athletic conference
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
Jade Parlor
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
Crimson Persian
  10/11/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
...
alcoholic bisexual casino
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
...
Razzle knife degenerate
  10/11/14
...
saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area
  10/11/14
...
Jade Parlor
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
salmon apoplectic whorehouse
  10/27/14
lmfao
Outnumbered chad public bath
  10/11/14
amazing
obsidian preventive strike
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
Maroon Stock Car Trump Supporter
  10/11/14
180
Concupiscible tantric lay
  10/11/14
...
demanding heady theater
  10/11/14
...
saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
salmon apoplectic whorehouse
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
Hyperactive internal respiration
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
Bateful Library
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
Glassy house karate
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
Jade Parlor
  10/11/14
Seriously.
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
thriller nighttime hospital party of the first part
  10/11/14
...
thirsty passionate skinny woman school cafeteria
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
Peach hominid hall
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
Violent Seedy Liquid Oxygen Puppy
  03/28/16
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
...
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
lemon sinister market
  10/11/14
...
Swashbuckling sooty indirect expression dopamine
  10/11/14
...
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/11/14
plz poast
Bright Plaza
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
Swashbuckling sooty indirect expression dopamine
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
Razzle-dazzle mildly autistic principal's office striped hyena
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
Slate forum mediation
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
dull judgmental garrison water buffalo
  10/11/14
For the love of god
Maroon Stock Car Trump Supporter
  10/11/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
Jade Parlor
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
dull judgmental garrison water buffalo
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
Vigorous red nursing home
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
Crimson Persian
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
Unhinged gaming laptop
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
Rose hyperventilating chapel
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
iridescent athletic conference
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
Razzle-dazzle mildly autistic principal's office striped hyena
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
exhilarant deep box office
  10/11/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
Maroon Stock Car Trump Supporter
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
Razzle knife degenerate
  10/11/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
lol 180
Jade Parlor
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
Slate forum mediation
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
...
Drunken vibrant pozpig
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
exhilarant deep box office
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
Sable Office Mood
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
Nubile den
  10/11/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
Nubile den
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
brilliant contagious orchestra pit
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
stimulating dun cumskin brunch
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
exhilarant deep box office
  10/11/14
(evan39)
bipolar carmine dysfunction ticket booth
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
Magical toaster business firm
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
stimulating dun cumskin brunch
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
Zippy Stage Gunner
  10/11/14
keeping it real
Sable Office Mood
  10/11/14
...
Razzle-dazzle mildly autistic principal's office striped hyena
  10/11/14
cr
Arousing Elastic Band
  10/11/14
Amen.
Massive umber bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
lol cr
buff cheese-eating clown
  10/11/14
...
Gold provocative faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
...
Jade Parlor
  10/11/14
...
saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area
  10/11/14
...
salmon apoplectic whorehouse
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
dull judgmental garrison water buffalo
  10/11/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
laughsome confused ratface
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
dull judgmental garrison water buffalo
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
Magical toaster business firm
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
dull judgmental garrison water buffalo
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
Magical toaster business firm
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
dull judgmental garrison water buffalo
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
laughsome confused ratface
  10/11/14
180
fear-inspiring blathering locus
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
dull judgmental garrison water buffalo
  10/11/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
Field Jew
  10/11/14
...
laughsome confused ratface
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
Slate forum mediation
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
laughsome confused ratface
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
dull judgmental garrison water buffalo
  10/11/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
Maroon Stock Car Trump Supporter
  10/11/14
...
exhilarant deep box office
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
bipolar carmine dysfunction ticket booth
  10/11/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
iridescent athletic conference
  10/11/14
lol
Bonkers prole
  10/11/14
underrated
Sienna Adulterous Crackhouse
  10/11/14
...
dark jap
  10/12/14
...
salmon apoplectic whorehouse
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
nofapping philosopher-king
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
...
Maroon Stock Car Trump Supporter
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
nofapping philosopher-king
  10/11/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
nofapping philosopher-king
  10/11/14
...
salmon apoplectic whorehouse
  10/27/14
lol
Crawly High-end Sanctuary Pervert
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
Fiercely-loyal church
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
turdskin
  10/11/14
...
federal scarlet tanning salon
  10/11/14
180
Unhinged gaming laptop
  10/11/14
180
brilliant contagious orchestra pit
  10/11/14
180
Jade Parlor
  10/11/14
...
Gold provocative faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
well-lubricated pocket flask
  10/11/14
...
disgusting insecure hairy legs locale
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
Jade Parlor
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
Aphrodisiac Fishy Weed Whacker Brethren
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
Vigorous red nursing home
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
Slate forum mediation
  10/11/14
...
Pale Location Community Account
  10/11/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
180
Unhinged gaming laptop
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
Slate forum mediation
  10/11/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
Slate forum mediation
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
Glittery Beta Hissy Fit Corner
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
Chrome Kitchen
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
exhilarant deep box office
  10/11/14
...
Crimson Persian
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
...
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/11/14
...
salmon apoplectic whorehouse
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
Go on...
salmon apoplectic whorehouse
  10/27/14
...
Glittery Beta Hissy Fit Corner
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
Crimson Persian
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
Mewling haunted graveyard indian lodge
  10/11/14
...
Crimson Persian
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
Chrome Kitchen
  10/11/14
Yessir.
Mewling haunted graveyard indian lodge
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
iridescent athletic conference
  10/11/14
...
thirsty passionate skinny woman school cafeteria
  10/11/14
...
saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
Self-centered talking lettuce
  10/12/14
...
salmon apoplectic whorehouse
  10/27/14
...
dark jap
  10/12/14
...
salmon apoplectic whorehouse
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/11/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
Fluffy Chartreuse Space
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
Gold provocative faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/11/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
Chrome Kitchen
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
Jade Parlor
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
salmon apoplectic whorehouse
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
brilliant contagious orchestra pit
  10/11/14
...
Angry quadroon
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
Anal
  10/11/14
...
Angry quadroon
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/11/14
...
Pale Location Community Account
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
Vivacious cruise ship mad cow disease
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
Bateful Library
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
Fluffy Chartreuse Space
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
Vigorous red nursing home
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
Jade Parlor
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
Glittery Beta Hissy Fit Corner
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
exhilarant deep box office
  10/11/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
...
cerise sexy station
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
honey-headed pisswyrm
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
lemon sinister market
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
lemon sinister market
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
Vigorous red nursing home
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
twinkling trust fund
  10/11/14
...
Adventurous Aqua Doctorate Factory Reset Button
  10/11/14
...
saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area
  10/11/14
Oh my
Crimson Persian
  10/11/14
omg
violent place of business
  10/11/14
...
Spruce People Who Are Hurt
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
Jade Parlor
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
Slate forum mediation
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
Crimson Persian
  10/11/14
...
saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
Concupiscible tantric lay
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
violent place of business
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
henna crotch
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
180 hunting ground
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
twinkling trust fund
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
Bronze cuckold friendly grandma
  10/11/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
doobsian claret home
  10/11/14
...
nofapping philosopher-king
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
...
odious splenetic church building
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
Galvanic stag film
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
  10/11/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
...
Gold provocative faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
dashing khaki mental disorder
  10/11/14
wtf
abnormal flickering fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
therapy
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
doobsian claret home
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
therapy
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
turdskin
  10/11/14
...
Jade Parlor
  10/11/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
Jade Parlor
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
180 hunting ground
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
Chrome Kitchen
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
Charismatic mustard new version
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
Chrome Kitchen
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
doobsian claret home
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
Chrome Kitchen
  10/11/14
...
Jade Parlor
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
Glittery Beta Hissy Fit Corner
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
  10/11/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
...
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
turdskin
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
...
Jade Parlor
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
irate pistol
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
Azure Regret
  11/21/15
...
Mewling haunted graveyard indian lodge
  10/11/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
gtfo
Razzle-dazzle mildly autistic principal's office striped hyena
  10/12/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
scourge upon the earth
  10/11/14
Holy shit
Bateful Library
  10/11/14
?
Excitant ultramarine roast beef
  10/11/14
...
Primrose circlehead gaping
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
onyx giraffe
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
bipolar carmine dysfunction ticket booth
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
onyx giraffe
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
violent place of business
  10/11/14
...
Primrose circlehead gaping
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
wine useless nowag
  10/11/14
lol
Jade Parlor
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
Gold provocative faggot firefighter
  10/12/14
180
brass azn travel guidebook
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
Vigorous red nursing home
  10/11/14
120
Irradiated resort volcanic crater
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
Crimson Persian
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
Gold provocative faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
Gold provocative faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
exhilarant deep box office
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
harsh affirmative action
  10/12/14
...
Glassy house karate
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
Indigo marvelous associate
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
laughsome confused ratface
  10/12/14
...
lemon sinister market
  12/06/14
...
Glassy house karate
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
black
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
  10/12/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
Vigorous red nursing home
  10/12/14
Well!?
Vivacious cruise ship mad cow disease
  10/12/14
...
Glassy house karate
  10/12/14
plz respond
laughsome confused ratface
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
histrionic stain
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
thirsty passionate skinny woman school cafeteria
  10/12/14
Well?
Galvanic stag film
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
ungodly twinkling uncleanness coffee pot
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
Excitant ultramarine roast beef
  10/12/14
180000000
Unhinged gaming laptop
  10/12/14
??
Cracking shrine selfie
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
Fuchsia dragon
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
Concupiscible tantric lay
  10/12/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
K, ty.
Concupiscible tantric lay
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
Concupiscible tantric lay
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
Vigorous red nursing home
  10/12/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
Razzle-dazzle mildly autistic principal's office striped hyena
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
Excitant ultramarine roast beef
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
...
Crimson Persian
  10/12/14
...
Bronze cuckold friendly grandma
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
Mewling haunted graveyard indian lodge
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
Sable Office Mood
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
Indigo marvelous associate
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
dull judgmental garrison water buffalo
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
bipolar carmine dysfunction ticket booth
  10/12/14
please continue
dark jap
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
laughsome confused ratface
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
Mewling haunted graveyard indian lodge
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
halford
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
...
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
Magical toaster business firm
  10/12/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
Tripping
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
Vigorous red nursing home
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
Tripping
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
Vigorous red nursing home
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
Insanely Creepy Windowlicker Institution
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
halford
  10/12/14
ty
iridescent athletic conference
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
halford
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
Tripping
  10/12/14
And scene.
Gold provocative faggot firefighter
  10/12/14
nigger
iridescent athletic conference
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
Gold provocative faggot firefighter
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
Gold provocative faggot firefighter
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
Tripping
  10/12/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
...
Nubile den
  10/12/14
...
Gold provocative faggot firefighter
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
...
doobsian claret home
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
dull judgmental garrison water buffalo
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
Underhanded cream boiling water
  10/12/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
Post 600!
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
abnormal flickering fortuitous meteor
  10/12/14
You don't?
lascivious address
  10/12/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
Vigorous red nursing home
  10/12/14
...
Mewling haunted graveyard indian lodge
  10/12/14
wtf
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
nofapping philosopher-king
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
nofapping philosopher-king
  10/12/14
...
harsh affirmative action
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Hyperactive internal respiration
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
nofapping philosopher-king
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
nofapping philosopher-king
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Hyperactive internal respiration
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
Magical toaster business firm
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
Pale Location Community Account
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
Blue Heaven Double Fault
  10/12/14
...
Aphrodisiac Fishy Weed Whacker Brethren
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
metal big partner foreskin
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
iridescent athletic conference
  10/12/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/12/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
irate pistol
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
Slate forum mediation
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
halford
  10/12/14
...
Azure Regret
  11/21/15
...
legend
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
Gold provocative faggot firefighter
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
Fiercely-loyal church
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area
  10/13/14
180, ty.
Concupiscible tantric lay
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
flirting
  10/12/14
180
light round eye
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
maniacal
  10/31/16
...
Azure Regret
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
topaz tattoo
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
sickened nudist generalized bond
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
disgusting insecure hairy legs locale
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
Blue Heaven Double Fault
  10/12/14
titc analysis
Self-absorbed stead
  10/18/14
...
Azure Regret
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
Galvanic stag film
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
Razzle-dazzle mildly autistic principal's office striped hyena
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
odious splenetic church building
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
turdskin
  10/13/14
?
odious splenetic church building
  10/13/14
...
Floppy becky sneaky criminal
  10/27/14
...
halford
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
exhilarant deep box office
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
180 hunting ground
  12/06/14
...
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  04/07/15
...
disgusting insecure hairy legs locale
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
filthy
  04/22/15
...
Cracking shrine selfie
  05/17/15
...
Ape
  06/04/15
Not flame.
exhilarant deep box office
  08/18/15
update?
charcoal fighting feces
  10/06/15
...
Orchid
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
halford
  10/11/15
...
violent place of business
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
Lime Codepig
  10/12/15
bump
Excitant ultramarine roast beef
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
  11/25/15
...
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  12/27/15
...
Ape
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
sick juggernaut
  03/10/16
...
lavender famous landscape painting
  03/28/16
...
Motley Center Psychic
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
digit ratio
  06/27/16
...
odious splenetic church building
  08/21/16
...
sticky private investor
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  08/22/16
...
ruddy
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
Yapping sound barrier
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
mauve godawful
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
Yapping sound barrier
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
ruddy
  09/13/16
...
salmon apoplectic whorehouse
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
ruddy
  09/13/16
Game of ""
Medicated Ocher
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
ruddy
  09/13/16
...
tank
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
sticky private investor
  09/13/16
...
Orchid
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
racy wagecucks native
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
Blue Heaven Double Fault
  10/31/16
:-)
vermilion
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
vermilion
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
milky police squad
  10/31/16
...
Azure Regret
  10/09/18
...
Aphrodisiac Fishy Weed Whacker Brethren
  11/21/16
...
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  01/10/17
...
At-the-ready
  02/04/17
...
Aphrodisiac Fishy Weed Whacker Brethren
  02/04/17
...
vermilion
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
Yellow Immigrant
  02/04/17
...
vermilion
  02/04/17
...
vermilion
  02/04/17
...
milky police squad
  02/05/17
...
vermilion
  02/08/17
...
dog poop
  06/28/17
...
Ivory kitty
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
bistre
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
Yellow Immigrant
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Fluffy Chartreuse Space
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
Smoky very tactful alpha
  12/18/17
...
internet-worthy
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
fantasy-prone crusty newt
  01/06/18
...
tank
  02/06/18
...
obsidian preventive strike
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
milky police squad
  10/06/18
4 year bump
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
transparent fat ankles
  10/09/18
...
submissive dingle berry meetinghouse
  10/17/18
...
costumed legal warrant
  05/19/19
...
Fragrant alcoholic really tough guy pit
  05/19/19
...
  10/14/19
...
rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone
  05/05/20
...
Flushed cuck yarmulke
  06/28/20
...
pink
  06/29/20
...
  07/10/20
...
Puce Cocky Nibblets Idea He Suggested
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
domesticated personal credit line
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
Soggy Coldplay Fan
  10/10/20
TITCR
Purple
  02/17/21
...
transparent fat ankles
  10/08/21
...
Grizzly Black Woman
  02/17/21
...
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
startling rambunctious menage multi-billionaire
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
kink-friendly turquoise
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
kink-friendly turquoise
  10/11/21
...
transparent fat ankles
  10/07/22
...
painfully honest cyan
  12/02/21
...
Disrespectful mad-dog skullcap
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
sepia international law enforcement agency
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
Yapping sound barrier
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
orange queen of the night
  10/10/22
...
painfully honest cyan
  10/10/22
...
Trust If Aryan
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
painfully honest cyan
  11/23/22
...
cerise sexy station
  05/06/23
...
Bull headed gay rigor
  05/06/23
Time flies
goyim
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
Lime Codepig
  05/06/23
...
Disrespectful mad-dog skullcap
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
sepia international law enforcement agency
  10/09/23
...
Motley Center Psychic
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
Slippery Ceo
  10/09/23
...
milky police squad
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
Translucent Roommate
  10/20/23
...
milky police squad
  10/20/23
...
vermilion
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
carnelian incel bbw
  10/20/23
...
painfully honest cyan
  10/20/23
...
transparent fat ankles
  10/20/23
...
walnut toilet seat
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
Aggressive free-loading useless brakes
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
Vigorous red nursing home
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
cerise sexy station
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
legend
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------
  10/13/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Vigorous red nursing home

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Concupiscible tantric lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26485977)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: brilliant contagious orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Indecent patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Amethyst Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Pea-brained swollen senate keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Aromatic maize candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Vigorous red nursing home

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: brilliant contagious orchestra pit

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Vigorous red nursing home

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Vigorous red nursing home

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Cerebral mint university sweet tailpipe

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: arrogant snowy fanboi piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Pea-brained swollen senate keepsake machete

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: arrogant snowy fanboi piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Jade Parlor

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: racy wagecucks native

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Cerebral mint university sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: vengeful dilemma depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: salmon apoplectic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Cracking shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: exhilarant deep box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling bespoke background story voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Gold provocative faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: electric buck-toothed school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Self-absorbed stead

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: iridescent athletic conference

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Motley Center Psychic

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: pearl state electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#44515648)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: salmon apoplectic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Magical toaster business firm

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: flesh startled gay wizard property

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Pale Location Community Account

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: flesh startled gay wizard property

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: diverse geriatric parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: trip step-uncle's house goal in life

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Fishy Weed Whacker Brethren

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: stirring twisted point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Hateful flatulent site

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Irradiated resort volcanic crater

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: brilliant contagious orchestra pit

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: salmon apoplectic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Crimson Persian

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: pearly temple boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Cerebral mint university sweet tailpipe

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Outnumbered chad public bath

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Slate forum mediation

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Vigorous red nursing home

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Rebellious cruel-hearted messiness

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Jade Parlor

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: curious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: demanding heady theater

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: lascivious address

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Rebellious cruel-hearted messiness

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Jade Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Violent Seedy Liquid Oxygen Puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: submissive dingle berry meetinghouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: vengeful dilemma depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: brilliant contagious orchestra pit

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: demanding heady theater

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible tantric lay

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: Jade Parlor

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Pale Location Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: alcoholic bisexual casino

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: comical base

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: buff cheese-eating clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Puce Cocky Nibblets Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: 180 hunting ground

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: iridescent athletic conference

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: iridescent athletic conference

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring ruby hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Pale Location Community Account

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: histrionic stain

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Pale Location Community Account

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Adventurous Aqua Doctorate Factory Reset Button

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Blue Heaven Double Fault

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: dashing khaki mental disorder

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Spectacular know-it-all deer antler love of her life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Jet-lagged silver death wish

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Pale Location Community Account

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: pearly temple boltzmann

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: pearly temple boltzmann

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Jet-lagged silver death wish

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: demanding heady theater

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: exhilarant deep box office

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: exhilarant deep box office

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle mildly autistic principal's office striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Indecent patrolman

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Indecent patrolman

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: salmon apoplectic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: Indecent patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed rehab

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Vigorous red nursing home

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Concupiscible tantric lay

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Pale Location Community Account

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Cracking shrine selfie

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Vivacious cruise ship mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Maroon Stock Car Trump Supporter

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Jet-lagged silver death wish

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Jade Parlor

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Indigo marvelous associate

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: mentally impaired potus

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: vengeful dilemma depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Tan Sadistic Lodge

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Lilac Ladyboy National

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: exhilarant deep box office

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: appetizing half-breed

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: lavender famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Canary corn cake

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Vigorous red nursing home

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: Excitant ultramarine roast beef

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Canary corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: salmon apoplectic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Jade Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Sienna Adulterous Crackhouse

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: cerise sexy station

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: iridescent athletic conference

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Maroon Stock Car Trump Supporter

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Canary corn cake

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Maroon Stock Car Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Concupiscible tantric lay

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: vengeful dilemma depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Indecent patrolman

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: nofapping philosopher-king

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Blue Heaven Double Fault

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: startling rambunctious menage multi-billionaire

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Vigorous red nursing home

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Concupiscible tantric lay

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Crimson Persian

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Sienna Adulterous Crackhouse

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Maroon Stock Car Trump Supporter

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Gold provocative faggot firefighter

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Sienna Adulterous Crackhouse

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Gold provocative faggot firefighter

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Glittery Beta Hissy Fit Corner

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: dull judgmental garrison water buffalo

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: metal big partner foreskin

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: multi-colored national security agency

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Indecent patrolman

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: Excitant ultramarine roast beef

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Indecent patrolman

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: demanding heady theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Canary corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: exhilarant deep box office

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: laughsome confused ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: odious splenetic church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: bipolar carmine dysfunction ticket booth

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Pale Location Community Account

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: laughsome confused ratface

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Concupiscible tantric lay

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Pale Location Community Account

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Maroon Stock Car Trump Supporter

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle mildly autistic principal's office striped hyena

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: amber pontificating theatre milk

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: metal big partner foreskin

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Vigorous red nursing home

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Pale Location Community Account

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Vigorous red nursing home

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Pale Location Community Account

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: iridescent athletic conference

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Indecent patrolman

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Magical toaster business firm

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Canary corn cake

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: mahogany theater stage

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Adventurous Aqua Doctorate Factory Reset Button

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle mildly autistic principal's office striped hyena

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Concupiscible tantric lay

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Indigo marvelous associate

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: iridescent athletic conference

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: iridescent athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Jet-lagged silver death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Pale Location Community Account

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: talented shimmering set

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: wonderful elite faggotry

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Indecent patrolman

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Plum hairraiser reading party masturbator

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Boyish disturbing rigpig

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: Cracking shrine selfie

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Vigorous red nursing home

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: Cracking shrine selfie

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: Pale Location Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: bipolar carmine dysfunction ticket booth

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Adventurous Aqua Doctorate Factory Reset Button

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Maroon Stock Car Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: Indecent patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: exhilarant deep box office

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Crimson Persian

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Crimson Persian

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: effete trailer park

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Vigorous red nursing home

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Blue Heaven Double Fault

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Rebellious cruel-hearted messiness

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Razzle knife degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Hot razzmatazz spot genital piercing

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Pale Location Community Account

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Maroon Stock Car Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: titillating stage

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Pale Location Community Account

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Maroon Stock Car Trump Supporter

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: duck-like exciting filthpig

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Crimson Persian

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: 180 hunting ground

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Charismatic mustard new version

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Galvanic stag film

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Magical toaster business firm

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: 180 hunting ground

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: slap-happy marketing idea main people

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible tantric lay

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Hot razzmatazz spot genital piercing

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Vigorous red nursing home

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: doobsian claret home

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: abusive supple old irish cottage

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Vigorous red nursing home

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: Magical toaster business firm

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Fluffy Chartreuse Space

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Glassy house karate

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal church

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Pale Location Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Glassy house karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: thirsty passionate skinny woman school cafeteria

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Self-absorbed stead

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Fragrant alcoholic really tough guy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Bateful Library

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: thriller nighttime hospital party of the first part

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: salmon apoplectic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Windowlicker Institution

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Glassy house karate

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Magical toaster business firm

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Windowlicker Institution

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: iridescent athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Jade Parlor

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Crimson Persian

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: alcoholic bisexual casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Razzle knife degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Jade Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: salmon apoplectic whorehouse

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Outnumbered chad public bath

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: obsidian preventive strike

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Maroon Stock Car Trump Supporter

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Concupiscible tantric lay

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: demanding heady theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: salmon apoplectic whorehouse

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Hyperactive internal respiration

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Bateful Library

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Glassy house karate

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Jade Parlor

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: thriller nighttime hospital party of the first part

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: thirsty passionate skinny woman school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: Peach hominid hall

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Violent Seedy Liquid Oxygen Puppy

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: lemon sinister market

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Swashbuckling sooty indirect expression dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: Bright Plaza

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Swashbuckling sooty indirect expression dopamine

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle mildly autistic principal's office striped hyena

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Slate forum mediation

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: dull judgmental garrison water buffalo

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Maroon Stock Car Trump Supporter

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Jade Parlor

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: dull judgmental garrison water buffalo

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Vigorous red nursing home

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: Crimson Persian

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: Unhinged gaming laptop

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: Rose hyperventilating chapel

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: iridescent athletic conference

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle mildly autistic principal's office striped hyena

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: exhilarant deep box office

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Maroon Stock Car Trump Supporter

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Razzle knife degenerate

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Jade Parlor

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Slate forum mediation

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Drunken vibrant pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: exhilarant deep box office

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Sable Office Mood

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: Nubile den

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Nubile den

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: brilliant contagious orchestra pit

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: stimulating dun cumskin brunch

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: exhilarant deep box office

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: bipolar carmine dysfunction ticket booth

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Magical toaster business firm

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: stimulating dun cumskin brunch

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Zippy Stage Gunner

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Sable Office Mood

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle mildly autistic principal's office striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Arousing Elastic Band

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Massive umber bawdyhouse

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: buff cheese-eating clown

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Gold provocative faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Jade Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: salmon apoplectic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: dull judgmental garrison water buffalo

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: laughsome confused ratface

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: dull judgmental garrison water buffalo

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Magical toaster business firm

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: dull judgmental garrison water buffalo

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Magical toaster business firm

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: dull judgmental garrison water buffalo

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: laughsome confused ratface

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: fear-inspiring blathering locus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: dull judgmental garrison water buffalo

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author:  Field Jew

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: laughsome confused ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Slate forum mediation

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: laughsome confused ratface

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: dull judgmental garrison water buffalo

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Maroon Stock Car Trump Supporter

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: exhilarant deep box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: bipolar carmine dysfunction ticket booth

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: iridescent athletic conference

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Bonkers prole

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Sienna Adulterous Crackhouse

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author:  dark jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: salmon apoplectic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: nofapping philosopher-king

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Maroon Stock Car Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: nofapping philosopher-king

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: nofapping philosopher-king

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: salmon apoplectic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Crawly High-end Sanctuary Pervert

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal church

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author:  turdskin

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: federal scarlet tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Unhinged gaming laptop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: brilliant contagious orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Jade Parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Gold provocative faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: well-lubricated pocket flask

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: disgusting insecure hairy legs locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Jade Parlor

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Fishy Weed Whacker Brethren

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Vigorous red nursing home

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Slate forum mediation

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Pale Location Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Unhinged gaming laptop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Slate forum mediation

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Slate forum mediation

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: Glittery Beta Hissy Fit Corner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Chrome Kitchen

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: exhilarant deep box office

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Crimson Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: salmon apoplectic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: salmon apoplectic whorehouse

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Glittery Beta Hissy Fit Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Crimson Persian

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Mewling haunted graveyard indian lodge

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Crimson Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: Chrome Kitchen

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Mewling haunted graveyard indian lodge

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: iridescent athletic conference

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: thirsty passionate skinny woman school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: Self-centered talking lettuce

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: salmon apoplectic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author:  dark jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: salmon apoplectic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Fluffy Chartreuse Space

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Gold provocative faggot firefighter

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Chrome Kitchen

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Jade Parlor

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: salmon apoplectic whorehouse

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: brilliant contagious orchestra pit

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Angry quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: Anal

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Angry quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Pale Location Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Vivacious cruise ship mad cow disease

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Bateful Library

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Fluffy Chartreuse Space

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Vigorous red nursing home

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Jade Parlor

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: Glittery Beta Hissy Fit Corner

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: exhilarant deep box office

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: cerise sexy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: honey-headed pisswyrm

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: lemon sinister market

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: lemon sinister market

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Vigorous red nursing home

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: twinkling trust fund

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Adventurous Aqua Doctorate Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Crimson Persian

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: violent place of business

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Spruce People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Jade Parlor

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Slate forum mediation

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Crimson Persian

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible tantric lay

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: violent place of business

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: 

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: henna crotch

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: 180 hunting ground

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: twinkling trust fund

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: Bronze cuckold friendly grandma

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: doobsian claret home

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: nofapping philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: odious splenetic church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Galvanic stag film

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: 

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Gold provocative faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: dashing khaki mental disorder

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: abnormal flickering fortuitous meteor

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author:  therapy

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: doobsian claret home

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author:  therapy

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author:  turdskin

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Jade Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Jade Parlor

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: 180 hunting ground

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: Chrome Kitchen

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Charismatic mustard new version

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Chrome Kitchen

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: doobsian claret home

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: 

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Chrome Kitchen

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Jade Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Glittery Beta Hissy Fit Corner

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: 

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author:  turdskin

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Jade Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: irate pistol

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Azure Regret

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Mewling haunted graveyard indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle mildly autistic principal's office striped hyena

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author:  scourge upon the earth

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Bateful Library

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: Excitant ultramarine roast beef

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Primrose circlehead gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: onyx giraffe

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: bipolar carmine dysfunction ticket booth

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: onyx giraffe

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: violent place of business

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Primrose circlehead gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: wine useless nowag

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Jade Parlor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Gold provocative faggot firefighter

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: brass azn travel guidebook

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Vigorous red nursing home

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Irradiated resort volcanic crater

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Crimson Persian

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Gold provocative faggot firefighter

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Gold provocative faggot firefighter

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: exhilarant deep box office

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: harsh affirmative action

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Glassy house karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Indigo marvelous associate

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: laughsome confused ratface

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: lemon sinister market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Glassy house karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: black

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: 

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Vigorous red nursing home

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: Vivacious cruise ship mad cow disease

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Glassy house karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: laughsome confused ratface

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: histrionic stain

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: thirsty passionate skinny woman school cafeteria

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: Galvanic stag film

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author:  ungodly twinkling uncleanness coffee pot

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: Excitant ultramarine roast beef

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: Unhinged gaming laptop

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: Cracking shrine selfie

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: Fuchsia dragon

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: Concupiscible tantric lay

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Concupiscible tantric lay

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Concupiscible tantric lay

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Vigorous red nursing home

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle mildly autistic principal's office striped hyena

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Excitant ultramarine roast beef

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Crimson Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: Bronze cuckold friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Mewling haunted graveyard indian lodge

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Sable Office Mood

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Indigo marvelous associate

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: dull judgmental garrison water buffalo

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: bipolar carmine dysfunction ticket booth

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author:  dark jap

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: laughsome confused ratface

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: Mewling haunted graveyard indian lodge

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author:  halford

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Magical toaster business firm

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: Tripping

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Vigorous red nursing home

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Tripping

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Vigorous red nursing home

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Windowlicker Institution

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author:  halford

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: iridescent athletic conference

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author:  halford

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Tripping

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Gold provocative faggot firefighter

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: iridescent athletic conference

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Gold provocative faggot firefighter

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Gold provocative faggot firefighter

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Tripping

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Nubile den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Gold provocative faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: doobsian claret home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: dull judgmental garrison water buffalo

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Underhanded cream boiling water

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: 

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: abnormal flickering fortuitous meteor

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: lascivious address

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Vigorous red nursing home

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: Mewling haunted graveyard indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: nofapping philosopher-king

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: nofapping philosopher-king

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: harsh affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Hyperactive internal respiration

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: nofapping philosopher-king

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: 

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: nofapping philosopher-king

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Hyperactive internal respiration

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: Magical toaster business firm

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Pale Location Community Account

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Blue Heaven Double Fault

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Fishy Weed Whacker Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: metal big partner foreskin

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: iridescent athletic conference

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: irate pistol

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: 

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Slate forum mediation

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author:  halford

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Azure Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author:  legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Gold provocative faggot firefighter

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal church

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: saffron embarrassed to the bone sandwich area

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Concupiscible tantric lay

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: flirting

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: light round eye

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: maniacal

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Azure Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author:  topaz tattoo

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: sickened nudist generalized bond

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: disgusting insecure hairy legs locale

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: 

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Blue Heaven Double Fault

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Self-absorbed stead

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: Azure Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Galvanic stag film

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle mildly autistic principal's office striped hyena

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: odious splenetic church building

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author:  turdskin

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: odious splenetic church building

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Floppy becky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author:  halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: exhilarant deep box office

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: 180 hunting ground

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: disgusting insecure hairy legs locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: filthy

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Cracking shrine selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author:  Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: exhilarant deep box office

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: charcoal fighting feces

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: Orchid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author:  halford

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: violent place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author:  Lime Codepig

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Excitant ultramarine roast beef

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: 

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author:  Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author:  sick juggernaut

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: lavender famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Motley Center Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author:  digit ratio

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: odious splenetic church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author:  sticky private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author:  ruddy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Yapping sound barrier

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: mauve godawful

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Yapping sound barrier

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author:  ruddy

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: salmon apoplectic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author:  ruddy

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Medicated Ocher

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author:  ruddy

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author:  tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author:  sticky private investor

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: Orchid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: racy wagecucks native

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Blue Heaven Double Fault

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: vermilion

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: vermilion

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author:  milky police squad

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Azure Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Fishy Weed Whacker Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: At-the-ready



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Fishy Weed Whacker Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: vermilion



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: Yellow Immigrant

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: vermilion



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: vermilion



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author:  milky police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: vermilion



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author:  dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Ivory kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: 

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author:  bistre

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: Yellow Immigrant

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Fluffy Chartreuse Space

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: Smoky very tactful alpha

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author:  internet-worthy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: fantasy-prone crusty newt

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author:  tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: obsidian preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author:  milky police squad

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: 

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author:  transparent fat ankles

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: submissive dingle berry meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author:  costumed legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Fragrant alcoholic really tough guy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: rough-skinned opaque gas station telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Flushed cuck yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: pink



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Puce Cocky Nibblets Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author:  domesticated personal credit line

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: Soggy Coldplay Fan

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: Purple

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author:  transparent fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: Grizzly Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: startling rambunctious menage multi-billionaire

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: kink-friendly turquoise

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: kink-friendly turquoise

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author:  transparent fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: painfully honest cyan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Disrespectful mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: sepia international law enforcement agency

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Yapping sound barrier

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author:  orange queen of the night

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: painfully honest cyan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: painfully honest cyan

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: cerise sexy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: Bull headed gay rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author:  goyim

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author:  Lime Codepig

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: Disrespectful mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: sepia international law enforcement agency

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Motley Center Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: Slippery Ceo

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author:  milky police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Translucent Roommate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author:  milky police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: vermilion



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: carnelian incel bbw

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: painfully honest cyan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author:  transparent fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: walnut toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: Aggressive free-loading useless brakes

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Vigorous red nursing home

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: cerise sexy station

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author:  legend

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: ---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------


This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2"#49346566)