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Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: Titillating rose feces dragon ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: Territorial newt "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: bat shit crazy irradiated digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43174768) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: infuriating aquamarine hospital nibblets My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: Territorial newt LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: Trip Party Of The First Part "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: Territorial newt 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: pale point generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: Territorial newt !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: Territorial newt LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: Trip Party Of The First Part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: Territorial newt !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49639870) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: glittery nursing home I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: Territorial newt This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: glittery nursing home our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: Territorial newt Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: Razzmatazz kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: Sick native sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Arrogant circlehead lodge aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: Territorial newt Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: Narrow-minded bawdyhouse Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: Territorial newt 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: outnumbered big stag film macaca Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Territorial newt ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: Beady-eyed heaven Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: Narrow-minded bawdyhouse Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Charismatic twinkling uncleanness It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: Territorial newt This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: Territorial newt As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: bat shit crazy irradiated digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: Big-titted philosopher-king laser beams [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: Territorial newt 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: Charismatic twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Charismatic twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: Bonkers Pontificating Fortuitous Meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Domesticated ultramarine chapel police squad *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Territorial newt Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Domesticated ultramarine chapel police squad *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Territorial newt On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Domesticated ultramarine chapel police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Territorial newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: Territorial newt I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: Domesticated ultramarine chapel police squad o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: Territorial newt <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2"#49639794) |