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Passionate Sienna Turdskin Indian Lodge
  12/18/25
710K
Bateful Flushed Lettuce
  12/18/25
lawyer?
Passionate Sienna Turdskin Indian Lodge
  12/18/25
yea
Bateful Flushed Lettuce
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
Passionate Sienna Turdskin Indian Lodge
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
harsh whorehouse double fault
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
bright domesticated sex offender
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
harsh whorehouse double fault
  12/18/25
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irradiated principal's office
  12/18/25
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Slimy fragrant windowlicker
  12/19/25
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Mind-boggling Deer Antler Hall
  12/19/25
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cracking market
  12/19/25
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Twisted elite mad cow disease dragon
  12/20/25
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Pearly stage idea he suggested
  12/21/25
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Aphrodisiac fat ankles
  12/21/25
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Rambunctious hairraiser ape mother
  12/21/25
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onyx ceo library
  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
house-broken trailer park
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
Passionate Sienna Turdskin Indian Lodge
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
house-broken trailer park
  12/18/25
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Slimy fragrant windowlicker
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
Magenta gas station trust fund
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
white wonderful meetinghouse hunting ground
  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
Magenta gas station trust fund
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
Passionate Sienna Turdskin Indian Lodge
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
ivory territorial immigrant
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
Magenta gas station trust fund
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
Racy peach nibblets property
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
Racy peach nibblets property
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
Racy peach nibblets property
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
Motley lay legal warrant
  12/18/25
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Bateful Flushed Lettuce
  12/18/25
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jade locus incel
  12/19/25
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bronze parlor regret
  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
Slimy fragrant windowlicker
  12/19/25
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180 crackhouse blood rage
  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
Cruel-hearted Violet Parlour Shitlib
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
Racy peach nibblets property
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
Cruel-hearted Violet Parlour Shitlib
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
talking haunted graveyard house
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
Cruel-hearted Violet Parlour Shitlib
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
cheese-eating spectacular personal credit line resort
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
Slimy fragrant windowlicker
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
buff laser beams rigor
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
Slimy fragrant windowlicker
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
floppy box office crotch
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
jade locus incel
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
Vigorous yapping native
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
Sick background story
  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
Motley lay legal warrant
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
crimson kitty cat
  12/18/25
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thriller massive dilemma
  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
Cruel-hearted Violet Parlour Shitlib
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
Passionate Sienna Turdskin Indian Lodge
  12/18/25
I am atty.
Cruel-hearted Violet Parlour Shitlib
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
Passionate Sienna Turdskin Indian Lodge
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Racy peach nibblets property
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Adventurous location digit ratio
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Adventurous location digit ratio
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
chocolate spot
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Laughsome pink pisswyrm dopamine
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Adventurous location digit ratio
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
bespoke field
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
Slimy fragrant windowlicker
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
chocolate spot
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
bespoke field
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
Cruel-hearted Violet Parlour Shitlib
  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
bespoke field
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
Cruel-hearted Violet Parlour Shitlib
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
chocolate spot
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
Pearly stage idea he suggested
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
Cruel-hearted Violet Parlour Shitlib
  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
Scarlet useless brakes
  12/22/25
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Scarlet useless brakes
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
Scarlet useless brakes
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
bespoke field
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
Motley lay legal warrant
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
thriller massive dilemma
  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
Motley lay legal warrant
  12/18/25
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cracking market
  12/19/25
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Slimy fragrant windowlicker
  12/19/25
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Scarlet useless brakes
  12/22/25
not enough.
jade locus incel
  12/18/25
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anal center
  12/20/25
little under $6M
Ungodly Exhilarant Roommate
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
Racy peach nibblets property
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
harsh whorehouse double fault
  12/18/25
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stirring painfully honest new version
  12/18/25
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floppy box office crotch
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
Ungodly Exhilarant Roommate
  12/19/25
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maroon corner
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
drunken trip party of the first part tanning salon
  12/18/25
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irradiated principal's office
  12/18/25
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jade locus incel
  12/18/25
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mentally impaired community account
  12/20/25
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Rambunctious hairraiser ape mother
  12/21/25
-$184K
Charcoal hell
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
Impertinent bat shit crazy mad-dog skullcap address
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
sticky razzle-dazzle range
  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
Mind-boggling Deer Antler Hall
  12/19/25
low-200s
exciting naked public bath ladyboy
  12/18/25
0
Arousing overrated stain school cafeteria
  12/18/25
like 2 million
Canary pit
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
costumed insanely creepy chapel generalized bond
  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
dead stead
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
Honey-headed jap
  12/19/25
Shrew'd
dead stead
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
onyx ceo library
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
Honey-headed jap
  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
Vigorous yapping native
  12/19/25
thank you
Honey-headed jap
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
boyish multi-billionaire
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
Wine Charismatic State
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
kink-friendly theater
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
maniacal effete step-uncle's house round eye
  12/19/25
what happened
Mind-boggling Deer Antler Hall
  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
maniacal effete step-uncle's house round eye
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
cracking market
  12/19/25
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Passionate Sienna Turdskin Indian Lodge
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
Vibrant cuckold clown
  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
180 crackhouse blood rage
  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
galvanic vengeful brunch
  12/20/25
~$900k
buff laser beams rigor
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
stimulating son of senegal
  12/19/25
Wow.
anal center
  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
jade locus incel
  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
stimulating son of senegal
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
jade locus incel
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
stimulating son of senegal
  12/19/25
lol
Bearded institution
  12/19/25
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jade locus incel
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
Vigorous yapping native
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
curious electric furnace
  12/19/25
...
Vigorous yapping native
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
Laughsome pink pisswyrm dopamine
  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
lavender bawdyhouse nowag
  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
French wagecucks
  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
lavender bawdyhouse nowag
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
curious electric furnace
  12/21/25
You sound poor
onyx ceo library
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
mentally impaired community account
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
marvelous set goal in life
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
diverse orchestra pit quadroon
  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
marvelous set goal in life
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
dead stead
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
marvelous set goal in life
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
Bateful Flushed Lettuce
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
Scarlet useless brakes
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
marvelous set goal in life
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
Ungodly Exhilarant Roommate
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
diverse orchestra pit quadroon
  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
anal center
  12/20/25
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Passionate Sienna Turdskin Indian Lodge
  12/20/25
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Bateful Flushed Lettuce
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
Twisted elite mad cow disease dragon
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
costumed insanely creepy chapel generalized bond
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
brindle rough-skinned station
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
brindle rough-skinned station
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
brindle rough-skinned station
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
fluffy newt trump supporter
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
Carmine faggot firefighter
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
fluffy newt trump supporter
  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
Passionate Sienna Turdskin Indian Lodge
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
Cruel-hearted Violet Parlour Shitlib
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
fluffy newt trump supporter
  12/21/25
...
Cruel-hearted Violet Parlour Shitlib
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
lavender bawdyhouse nowag
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
talking haunted graveyard house
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
chartreuse church building affirmative action
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
chocolate spot
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
Cruel-hearted Violet Parlour Shitlib
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
chocolate spot
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
Cruel-hearted Violet Parlour Shitlib
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
Passionate Sienna Turdskin Indian Lodge
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
chocolate spot
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
Passionate Sienna Turdskin Indian Lodge
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
chocolate spot
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
Passionate Sienna Turdskin Indian Lodge
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
chocolate spot
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
Passionate Sienna Turdskin Indian Lodge
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
chocolate spot
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
Passionate Sienna Turdskin Indian Lodge
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
chocolate spot
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
useless misanthropic chad temple
  12/21/25
...
Aphrodisiac fat ankles
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
Translucent Disturbing Base
  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
Shaky therapy juggernaut
  12/21/25
180 last note
bespoke field
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
Carmine faggot firefighter
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
chocolate spot
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
Cruel-hearted Violet Parlour Shitlib
  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
chocolate spot
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
white wonderful meetinghouse hunting ground
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
Carmine faggot firefighter
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
Electric Flickering Sanctuary Reading Party
  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
razzmatazz aqua pozpig wrinkle
  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
Rambunctious hairraiser ape mother
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
Bateful Flushed Lettuce
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
lavender bawdyhouse nowag
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
Electric Flickering Sanctuary Reading Party
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
anal center
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
Bateful Flushed Lettuce
  12/23/25
cap gains
Laughsome pink pisswyrm dopamine
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
Bateful Flushed Lettuce
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
anal center
  12/25/25
~$500k
chartreuse church building affirmative action
  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Passionate Sienna Turdskin Indian Lodge



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Bateful Flushed Lettuce

710K

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Passionate Sienna Turdskin Indian Lodge

lawyer?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Bateful Flushed Lettuce

yea

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Passionate Sienna Turdskin Indian Lodge

Biglaw?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: harsh whorehouse double fault

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: bright domesticated sex offender

Lawyers?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: harsh whorehouse double fault

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: irradiated principal's office



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Slimy fragrant windowlicker



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Deer Antler Hall



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: cracking market



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Twisted elite mad cow disease dragon



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Pearly stage idea he suggested



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac fat ankles



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Rambunctious hairraiser ape mother



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: onyx ceo library



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: house-broken trailer park

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Passionate Sienna Turdskin Indian Lodge

Trash or legal fees?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: house-broken trailer park

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Slimy fragrant windowlicker



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Magenta gas station trust fund

$130k in shitlaw

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: white wonderful meetinghouse hunting ground

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Magenta gas station trust fund

AssociaTTTe

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Passionate Sienna Turdskin Indian Lodge

why dont you go solo?

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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: ivory territorial immigrant

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Magenta gas station trust fund

Nigger voicemail$

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Racy peach nibblets property

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49519948)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Racy peach nibblets property

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Racy peach nibblets property

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Motley lay legal warrant

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Bateful Flushed Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: jade locus incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: bronze parlor regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Slimy fragrant windowlicker

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: 180 crackhouse blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522385)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Violet Parlour Shitlib

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Racy peach nibblets property

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Violet Parlour Shitlib

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: talking haunted graveyard house

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Violet Parlour Shitlib

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: cheese-eating spectacular personal credit line resort

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Slimy fragrant windowlicker

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: buff laser beams rigor

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Slimy fragrant windowlicker

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: floppy box office crotch

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: jade locus incel

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Vigorous yapping native

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Sick background story

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Motley lay legal warrant

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: crimson kitty cat

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: thriller massive dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520207)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Violet Parlour Shitlib

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Passionate Sienna Turdskin Indian Lodge

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Violet Parlour Shitlib

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Passionate Sienna Turdskin Indian Lodge

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Racy peach nibblets property

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Adventurous location digit ratio

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Adventurous location digit ratio

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: chocolate spot

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Laughsome pink pisswyrm dopamine

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Adventurous location digit ratio

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: bespoke field

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Slimy fragrant windowlicker

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: chocolate spot

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: bespoke field

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Violet Parlour Shitlib

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: bespoke field

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Violet Parlour Shitlib

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: chocolate spot

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Pearly stage idea he suggested

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Violet Parlour Shitlib

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Scarlet useless brakes

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Scarlet useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Scarlet useless brakes

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: bespoke field

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Motley lay legal warrant

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: thriller massive dilemma

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Motley lay legal warrant

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: cracking market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Slimy fragrant windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Scarlet useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531594)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: jade locus incel

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: anal center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49524556)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Ungodly Exhilarant Roommate

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Racy peach nibblets property

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: harsh whorehouse double fault

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: stirring painfully honest new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520585)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: floppy box office crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520702)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Ungodly Exhilarant Roommate

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: maroon corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525741)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: drunken trip party of the first part tanning salon

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: irradiated principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520502)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: jade locus incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520594)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: mentally impaired community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49524786)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Rambunctious hairraiser ape mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528564)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Charcoal hell

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Impertinent bat shit crazy mad-dog skullcap address

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: sticky razzle-dazzle range

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Deer Antler Hall

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: exciting naked public bath ladyboy

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Arousing overrated stain school cafeteria

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520555)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Canary pit

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: costumed insanely creepy chapel generalized bond

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: dead stead

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Honey-headed jap

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: dead stead

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: onyx ceo library

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Honey-headed jap

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: Vigorous yapping native

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Honey-headed jap

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: boyish multi-billionaire

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Wine Charismatic State

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: kink-friendly theater

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: maniacal effete step-uncle's house round eye

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Deer Antler Hall

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: maniacal effete step-uncle's house round eye

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: cracking market

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Passionate Sienna Turdskin Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Vibrant cuckold clown

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: 180 crackhouse blood rage

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: galvanic vengeful brunch

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: buff laser beams rigor

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: stimulating son of senegal

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: anal center

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: jade locus incel

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: stimulating son of senegal

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523174)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: jade locus incel

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: stimulating son of senegal

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Bearded institution

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: jade locus incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531645)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Vigorous yapping native

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522815)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: curious electric furnace

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49522960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Vigorous yapping native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523114)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Laughsome pink pisswyrm dopamine

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523288)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: lavender bawdyhouse nowag

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523407)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: French wagecucks

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: lavender bawdyhouse nowag

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525630)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: curious electric furnace

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49529038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: onyx ceo library

You sound poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523499)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: mentally impaired community account

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49524790)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: marvelous set goal in life

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523808)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: diverse orchestra pit quadroon

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523866)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: marvelous set goal in life

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523884)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: dead stead

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49524660)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: marvelous set goal in life

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525097)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Bateful Flushed Lettuce

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525701)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Scarlet useless brakes

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525737)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: marvelous set goal in life

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49526155)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Ungodly Exhilarant Roommate

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49524780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: diverse orchestra pit quadroon

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525050)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: anal center

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Passionate Sienna Turdskin Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525129)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Bateful Flushed Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525700)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: Twisted elite mad cow disease dragon

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49523890)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: costumed insanely creepy chapel generalized bond

I paid just under that in taxes this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525732)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: brindle rough-skinned station

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49524680)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: brindle rough-skinned station

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49524683)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: brindle rough-skinned station

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49524686)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: fluffy newt trump supporter

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525770)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Carmine faggot firefighter

How do you get your taxable income lower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525966)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: fluffy newt trump supporter

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49526021)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Passionate Sienna Turdskin Indian Lodge

Creative but nothing fraud tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49526159)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Violet Parlour Shitlib

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527453)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: fluffy newt trump supporter

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528026)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Violet Parlour Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528065)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: lavender bawdyhouse nowag

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525872)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: talking haunted graveyard house

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49525997)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: chartreuse church building affirmative action

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527285)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: chocolate spot

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527322)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Violet Parlour Shitlib

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527331)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: chocolate spot

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527344)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Violet Parlour Shitlib

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531713)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Passionate Sienna Turdskin Indian Lodge

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527341)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: chocolate spot

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527346)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Passionate Sienna Turdskin Indian Lodge

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527349)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: chocolate spot

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527357)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Passionate Sienna Turdskin Indian Lodge

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527369)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: chocolate spot

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527372)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Passionate Sienna Turdskin Indian Lodge

are you still pozzed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527430)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: chocolate spot

undetectable brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527434)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Passionate Sienna Turdskin Indian Lodge

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527443)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: chocolate spot

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527490)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: useless misanthropic chad temple

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527325)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528452)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Translucent Disturbing Base

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527340)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Shaky therapy juggernaut

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527544)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: bespoke field

180 last note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49532880)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Carmine faggot firefighter

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49527645)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: chocolate spot

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528240)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Violet Parlour Shitlib

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528342)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: chocolate spot

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528390)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: white wonderful meetinghouse hunting ground

just do discreet affairs bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49528356)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Carmine faggot firefighter

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49538515)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Electric Flickering Sanctuary Reading Party

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49540547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: razzmatazz aqua pozpig wrinkle

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531487)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Rambunctious hairraiser ape mother

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531946)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: Bateful Flushed Lettuce

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49533223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: lavender bawdyhouse nowag

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49531986)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Electric Flickering Sanctuary Reading Party

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49532876)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: anal center

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49532879)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: Bateful Flushed Lettuce

whats the other 35%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49533222)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Laughsome pink pisswyrm dopamine

cap gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49539832)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Bateful Flushed Lettuce

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49540017)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: anal center

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49540047)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: chartreuse church building affirmative action

~$500k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2"#49538879)