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Hit on girl at bar, she laughed in my face and walked away

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Sapphire Seedy Telephone Resort
  06/01/13
get to jail, rapist
apoplectic submissive wrinkle
  06/01/13
Don't worry about it bro. At least you had the balls to do i...
Bistre indecent lodge volcanic crater
  06/01/13
cr. fuck her, bro.
Cerebral jade abode
  06/01/13
height?
geriatric useless brakes genital piercing
  06/01/13
you should have punched her in the face then ran
plum mind-boggling stock car
  06/01/13
...
Copper International Law Enforcement Agency Trailer Park
  06/01/13
Rate her Rate yourself WHat did you say to her? Wh...
wonderful flesh french chef antidepressant drug
  06/01/13
It happens bro. Says more about her than it does about you. ...
Razzmatazz stain library
  06/01/13
DESCRIBE moar
House-broken brindle idea he suggested step-uncle's house
  06/01/13
Even a bad shot is dignified if you accept the duel
lascivious sickened keepsake machete
  06/01/13
ty, i like this aphorism
Sapphire Seedy Telephone Resort
  06/01/13
Yw. It's my favorite Chestertonian aphorism.
lascivious sickened keepsake machete
  06/01/13
Great quote
sticky motley pit faggot firefighter
  02/04/15
...
Charismatic flushed stag film tattoo
  06/01/13
fuck her. your balls get bigger the more you do it.
Brass irate state mad-dog skullcap
  06/01/13
i fell in love with a hooker she laughed in my face so...
bearded twinkling uncleanness
  06/01/13
I fell in love with a hooker she laughed in my face so...
Electric sanctuary
  06/01/13
sue her
disturbing gas station
  06/01/13
lol are you even 6'4?
Irradiated Zombie-like University Water Buffalo
  06/01/13
bros I texted a girl, she responded immediately, then i sent...
Sapphire Seedy Telephone Resort
  06/01/13
way to early for a booty call, my man
Bistre indecent lodge volcanic crater
  06/01/13
what, when is optimal time breh
Sapphire Seedy Telephone Resort
  06/01/13
Kind of depends on when the bars close where you live, but a...
Bistre indecent lodge volcanic crater
  06/01/13
1 am +
claret plaza
  06/01/13
txt her back casanova you have some serious confidence issue...
disturbing gas station
  06/01/13
i responded with "nothing funny about what's gonna happ...
Sapphire Seedy Telephone Resort
  06/01/13
nothing's going to happen if it sounds like you're going to ...
disturbing gas station
  06/01/13
lol cr
nofapping nubile piazza
  06/01/13
she didn't respond
Sapphire Seedy Telephone Resort
  06/01/13
don't use emoticons
House-broken brindle idea he suggested step-uncle's house
  06/01/13
...
frisky sick address pervert
  06/01/13
its a numbers games bro. don't let one cunt fuck up your gam...
Provocative crackhouse
  06/01/13
I think if someone is straight up rude though, you need to t...
House-broken brindle idea he suggested step-uncle's house
  06/01/13
if you can't quickly come up with a one liner to shame some ...
Provocative crackhouse
  06/01/13
how can you do this without seeming bitter? maybe just grab...
House-broken brindle idea he suggested step-uncle's house
  06/01/13
if a woman makes you feel bad about being way, WAY too ugly ...
Charcoal church mood
  06/01/13
lol at that shitlib definition of sexual assault I grab r...
House-broken brindle idea he suggested step-uncle's house
  06/01/13
Just laugh back on move on. Insulting people is beta.
Exhilarant outnumbered nursing home
  06/01/13
nah man someone hurts your feelings you hurt theirs back wor...
House-broken brindle idea he suggested step-uncle's house
  06/01/13
only worked w churchill bro
Exhilarant outnumbered nursing home
  06/01/13
Some serious solicitous brotherly love ITT. Circle j more or...
Confused legend temple
  06/01/13
Nothing wrong with helping a bro out
Bistre indecent lodge volcanic crater
  06/01/13
On a lonely Saturday night such as this, I feel vicariously ...
disturbing gas station
  06/01/13
All poasters are FRIENDS, brother. Why the malice to ONE OF ...
Exhilarant outnumbered nursing home
  06/01/13
jfc if trying to help a bro out is verboten then this place ...
Irradiated Zombie-like University Water Buffalo
  06/01/13
I was more expressing my surprise at the atypical supportive...
Confused legend temple
  06/01/13
TWIST: Most poasters are decent people.
Exhilarant outnumbered nursing home
  06/01/13
It's nbd. She doesn't know you, you don't her, neither of yo...
swashbuckling turdskin
  06/01/13
god i hate women
Sapphire Seedy Telephone Resort
  06/01/13
tcr is to treat women like shit sometimes. It is empowering ...
Bistre indecent lodge volcanic crater
  06/01/13
yeah, but he won't get to treat THIS woman like shit. he'll...
House-broken brindle idea he suggested step-uncle's house
  06/01/13
I mean no one really ever deserves to randomly be treated li...
Bistre indecent lodge volcanic crater
  06/01/13
there has to be a response to a chick laughing at you when y...
House-broken brindle idea he suggested step-uncle's house
  06/01/13
"That's cool. Have a good night."
Exhilarant outnumbered nursing home
  06/01/13
ok not bad and THEN grab her ass
House-broken brindle idea he suggested step-uncle's house
  06/01/13
No, what the fuck is this? You don't wish a good night to so...
disturbing gas station
  06/01/13
No need to be clever, man. She's going to be an insecure spo...
Exhilarant outnumbered nursing home
  06/02/13
This is assuming she has empathy. Why would she have reserva...
disturbing gas station
  06/02/13
Just take my word for it.
Exhilarant outnumbered nursing home
  06/02/13
Smirk at her slightly, look her in the eye and say, "Ha...
nofapping nubile piazza
  06/02/13
"nothing funny about what's gonna happen tonight ;)&quo...
disturbing gas station
  06/01/13
I guess I don't think i've ever had a girl actually laugh in...
Bistre indecent lodge volcanic crater
  06/02/13
eh....being a playful dick, not an outright asshole, seems t...
swashbuckling turdskin
  06/02/13
DESCRIBE in detail how it went down. 1) what did you say ...
nofapping nubile piazza
  06/01/13
c below
Sapphire Seedy Telephone Resort
  06/02/13
Just let it go bro, she was prob some immature 6 who wanted ...
curious casino shitlib
  06/01/13
this is completely accurate
House-broken brindle idea he suggested step-uncle's house
  06/02/13
it's a bar. that's what people do. get over it.
Passionate crotch legal warrant
  06/02/13
okay i'm pretty drunk so i'll just post what happened since ...
Sapphire Seedy Telephone Resort
  06/02/13
180 flame
swashbuckling turdskin
  06/02/13
TBF, you probably deserved to get laughed at
Bistre indecent lodge volcanic crater
  06/02/13
i knoiw bro
Sapphire Seedy Telephone Resort
  06/02/13
See this isn't so bad. You made a fool of yourself by actin...
nofapping nubile piazza
  06/02/13
i seriously wish i loved cock rgiht now brother
Sapphire Seedy Telephone Resort
  06/02/13
It certainly seems as if you do, you limp-dicked faggot.
supple frum locale nowag
  06/02/13
True, but I like the way OP slow played the flame and let it...
Bistre indecent lodge volcanic crater
  06/02/13
cr
nofapping nubile piazza
  06/02/13
Yeah it was pretty good stylistically. I'll take note.
swashbuckling turdskin
  06/02/13
Of not flame, I feel creeped out just reading that, so she w...
curious casino shitlib
  06/02/13
lol how could that not be flame? if it really isn...
swashbuckling turdskin
  06/02/13
...
nofapping nubile piazza
  06/02/13
...
Irradiated Zombie-like University Water Buffalo
  06/02/13
yeah a man flirting with a woman is WAY more disturbing than...
Sapphire Seedy Telephone Resort
  06/02/13
Fag, what you did was not flirting
Bistre indecent lodge volcanic crater
  06/02/13
rofl
swashbuckling turdskin
  06/02/13
The board UNITES to support a fellow poaster and you expose ...
Exhilarant outnumbered nursing home
  06/02/13
this thread turned from supportive to derisive very quickly
Sapphire Seedy Telephone Resort
  06/02/13
I was supportive, then I was appreciative of a good flame, t...
Bistre indecent lodge volcanic crater
  06/02/13
I guess 180 for the mayhem
Exhilarant outnumbered nursing home
  06/02/13
...
Navy vibrant base
  02/04/15
must have been a lesbian
Cobalt Overrated Faggotry
  02/04/15
Happens to all of us man. Don't let these birches control ho...
Razzmatazz stain library
  02/04/15
told u guys to lay off the neg/kino bullshit.
soul-stirring generalized bond quadroon
  02/04/15
how tall r u?
i gave my cousin head
  09/26/25


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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:00 PM
Author: Sapphire Seedy Telephone Resort

fml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23313138)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:00 PM
Author: apoplectic submissive wrinkle

get to jail, rapist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23313140)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:00 PM
Author: Bistre indecent lodge volcanic crater

Don't worry about it bro. At least you had the balls to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23313143)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:01 PM
Author: Cerebral jade abode

cr. fuck her, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23313145)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: geriatric useless brakes genital piercing

height?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23313154)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: plum mind-boggling stock car

you should have punched her in the face then ran

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23313160)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:07 PM
Author: Copper International Law Enforcement Agency Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23313186)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:08 PM
Author: wonderful flesh french chef antidepressant drug

Rate her

Rate yourself

WHat did you say to her?

What time of day was it?

Are you white? Is she not AZN?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23313187)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz stain library

It happens bro. Says more about her than it does about you. Don't sweat it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23313192)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:20 PM
Author: House-broken brindle idea he suggested step-uncle's house

DESCRIBE moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23313266)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:21 PM
Author: lascivious sickened keepsake machete

Even a bad shot is dignified if you accept the duel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23313279)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Sapphire Seedy Telephone Resort

ty, i like this aphorism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23313720)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:48 PM
Author: lascivious sickened keepsake machete

Yw. It's my favorite Chestertonian aphorism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23313926)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: sticky motley pit faggot firefighter

Great quote

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#27249224)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:24 PM
Author: Charismatic flushed stag film tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23313299)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:25 PM
Author: Brass irate state mad-dog skullcap

fuck her. your balls get bigger the more you do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23313314)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:26 PM
Author: bearded twinkling uncleanness

i fell in love with a hooker

she laughed in my face

so seriously i took her

i was a disgrace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23313318)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:03 PM
Author: Electric sanctuary

I fell in love with a hooker

she laughed in my face

so, seriously, I took her

her body's at my place

(xoxo version)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23313525)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: disturbing gas station

sue her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23313543)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Irradiated Zombie-like University Water Buffalo

lol are you even 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23313561)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:26 PM
Author: Sapphire Seedy Telephone Resort

bros I texted a girl, she responded immediately, then i sent a booty call text and she just responded with 'haha'. fml it's not my night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23313703)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:27 PM
Author: Bistre indecent lodge volcanic crater

way to early for a booty call, my man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23313708)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Sapphire Seedy Telephone Resort

what, when is optimal time breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23313714)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Bistre indecent lodge volcanic crater

Kind of depends on when the bars close where you live, but at least 1 or 1:30 AM. The booty call works because both parties are sad and lonely about striking out for the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23313726)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: claret plaza

1 am +

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23313728)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: disturbing gas station

txt her back casanova you have some serious confidence issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23313715)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Sapphire Seedy Telephone Resort

i responded with "nothing funny about what's gonna happen tonight ;)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23313724)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: disturbing gas station

nothing's going to happen if it sounds like you're going to rape her. Try again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23313866)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:46 PM
Author: nofapping nubile piazza

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23313893)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Sapphire Seedy Telephone Resort

she didn't respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314182)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: House-broken brindle idea he suggested step-uncle's house

don't use emoticons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23313888)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: frisky sick address pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314053)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Provocative crackhouse

its a numbers games bro. don't let one cunt fuck up your game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23313884)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:46 PM
Author: House-broken brindle idea he suggested step-uncle's house

I think if someone is straight up rude though, you need to throw your drink on her or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23313903)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:54 PM
Author: Provocative crackhouse

if you can't quickly come up with a one liner to shame some slut at a bar, you are not a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23313975)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: House-broken brindle idea he suggested step-uncle's house

how can you do this without seeming bitter? maybe just grab her ass with enthusiasm and scoot away before she can hit you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23313993)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:15 PM
Author: Charcoal church mood

if a woman makes you feel bad about being way, WAY too ugly to hit on her, you should definitely sexually assault her (non-bitter alpha JustWokeUp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314148)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:27 PM
Author: House-broken brindle idea he suggested step-uncle's house

lol at that shitlib definition of sexual assault

I grab random girls asses in bars anyway NBD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314259)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant outnumbered nursing home

Just laugh back on move on. Insulting people is beta.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314018)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:10 PM
Author: House-broken brindle idea he suggested step-uncle's house

nah man someone hurts your feelings you hurt theirs back worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314103)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant outnumbered nursing home

only worked w churchill bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314129)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:00 PM
Author: Confused legend temple

Some serious solicitous brotherly love ITT. Circle j more or less. Why are y'all trying to befriend such a beta bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314024)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Bistre indecent lodge volcanic crater

Nothing wrong with helping a bro out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314039)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: disturbing gas station

On a lonely Saturday night such as this, I feel vicariously accomplished if I can help a bro get some

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314042)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: Exhilarant outnumbered nursing home

All poasters are FRIENDS, brother. Why the malice to ONE OF US?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314079)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:07 PM
Author: Irradiated Zombie-like University Water Buffalo

jfc if trying to help a bro out is verboten then this place truly is useless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314084)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:10 PM
Author: Confused legend temple

I was more expressing my surprise at the atypical supportiveness ITT. I think the board dynamic generally skews a little too far to the "Die, faggot" side myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314110)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant outnumbered nursing home

TWIST: Most poasters are decent people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314127)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling turdskin

It's nbd. She doesn't know you, you don't her, neither of you will remember each other in a week (unless you act like a bitter faggot about it and resentfully hold a grudge). Fuck her, onto the next one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314170)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:19 PM
Author: Sapphire Seedy Telephone Resort

god i hate women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314188)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:29 PM
Author: Bistre indecent lodge volcanic crater

tcr is to treat women like shit sometimes. It is empowering to know it can go the other way too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314276)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: House-broken brindle idea he suggested step-uncle's house

yeah, but he won't get to treat THIS woman like shit. he'll treat one like shit who doesn't deserve it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314288)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:33 PM
Author: Bistre indecent lodge volcanic crater

I mean no one really ever deserves to randomly be treated like shit, but life isn't fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314299)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:48 PM
Author: House-broken brindle idea he suggested step-uncle's house

there has to be a response to a chick laughing at you when you talk to her. it's never happened to me. i'd be real pissed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314422)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:51 PM
Author: Exhilarant outnumbered nursing home

"That's cool. Have a good night."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314440)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:54 PM
Author: House-broken brindle idea he suggested step-uncle's house

ok not bad

and THEN grab her ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314455)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:59 PM
Author: disturbing gas station

No, what the fuck is this? You don't wish a good night to someone who just tore your down. If you can't think of anything clever to say, a "fuck you, you're kind of fat anyways" will do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314474)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:02 AM
Author: Exhilarant outnumbered nursing home

No need to be clever, man. She's going to be an insecure spoiled bitch anyway and she's heard it before. If you say what I said, you disarm her and she won't be able to make fun of you to her friends later. Instead, your roundabout put down will stick in her mind and make her feel sad.

You win the war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314499)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:04 AM
Author: disturbing gas station

This is assuming she has empathy. Why would she have reservations about making fun of you later, if she just spat in your face?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314513)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:07 AM
Author: Exhilarant outnumbered nursing home

Just take my word for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314532)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:13 AM
Author: nofapping nubile piazza

Smirk at her slightly, look her in the eye and say, "Have a nice life," and walk away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314570)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: disturbing gas station

"nothing funny about what's gonna happen tonight ;)"

-OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314451)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:00 AM
Author: Bistre indecent lodge volcanic crater

I guess I don't think i've ever had a girl actually laugh in my face. Probably behind my back, but never actually directly to my face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314488)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:29 AM
Author: swashbuckling turdskin

eh....being a playful dick, not an outright asshole, seems to work better on most women.

actually treating women like shit only works on girls with low self-esteem who are already in relationships.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314686)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: nofapping nubile piazza

DESCRIBE in detail how it went down.

1) what did you say

2) how did she respond? she just laughed at you, and that's it?

3) height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314449)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:31 AM
Author: Sapphire Seedy Telephone Resort

c below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23315035)



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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:59 PM
Author: curious casino shitlib

Just let it go bro, she was prob some immature 6 who wanted to take out her anger on the next guy in her path because all of the desirable men in the bar were failing to recognize her special inner beauty and beg for her attention. It's almost never the truly hot girls who act like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314479)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: House-broken brindle idea he suggested step-uncle's house

this is completely accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314676)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:36 AM
Author: Passionate crotch legal warrant

it's a bar. that's what people do. get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23314734)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:30 AM
Author: Sapphire Seedy Telephone Resort

okay i'm pretty drunk so i'll just post what happened since everyone keeps asking (i didn't wanna relive it so thats why i didn't post it til now).

NOTES:

1. i am 6'1

2. i was with a bro, bro tried to makae me feel better after

me: *walks up to blonde HB7 slut after her friend goes to bathroom* so i probably shouldn't ask, but what are you and your friend doing in a shitty bar like this

HB7 slut: we're waiting for some friends to go bar hopping. this place sucks though

me: oh, that's interesting i guess (NOTE: tried to sound disaffected and uninterested to subtly neg her) *strategically spills a little bit of my beer onto her flip-flops* oops

HB7 slut: wtf, hey watch it dude, are you totally wasted or something?

me: *slight kino to her arm* the only thing wasted here would be a wasted opportunity if you didn't get my number in your iphone right now (NOTE: i didn't miss a beat when saying this)

HB7 slut: *literally laughs immediately in response, very loud* ok you're creeping me out bro. *walks away*

me: ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23315033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:32 AM
Author: swashbuckling turdskin

180 flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23315038)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:32 AM
Author: Bistre indecent lodge volcanic crater

TBF, you probably deserved to get laughed at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23315040)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:33 AM
Author: Sapphire Seedy Telephone Resort

i knoiw bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23315041)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:35 AM
Author: nofapping nubile piazza

See this isn't so bad. You made a fool of yourself by acting drunk and spilling your drink.

She didn't laugh at you because of YOU, just because you weren't smooth AND then said a stupid pickup line. Lol

I think this is flame now tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23315046)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:36 AM
Author: Sapphire Seedy Telephone Resort

i seriously wish i loved cock rgiht now brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23315050)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 7:09 AM
Author: supple frum locale nowag

It certainly seems as if you do, you limp-dicked faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23315857)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:36 AM
Author: Bistre indecent lodge volcanic crater

True, but I like the way OP slow played the flame and let it ride for a bit.

Future flame-threaders take note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23315057)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:37 AM
Author: nofapping nubile piazza

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23315064)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM
Author: swashbuckling turdskin

Yeah it was pretty good stylistically. I'll take note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23315067)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:36 AM
Author: curious casino shitlib

Of not flame, I feel creeped out just reading that, so she was justified.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23315053)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:37 AM
Author: swashbuckling turdskin

lol how could that not be flame?

if it really isn't it's the most pathetic shit I've read in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23315061)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM
Author: nofapping nubile piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23315066)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM
Author: Irradiated Zombie-like University Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23315068)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM
Author: Sapphire Seedy Telephone Resort

yeah a man flirting with a woman is WAY more disturbing than some demented fags spamming this board with pictures of naked bodybuilders with photoshopped cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23315069)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Bistre indecent lodge volcanic crater

Fag, what you did was not flirting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23315074)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:41 AM
Author: swashbuckling turdskin

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23315079)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Exhilarant outnumbered nursing home

The board UNITES to support a fellow poaster and you expose the flame?

This is one you should have taken for the team and just kept on the DL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23315078)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Sapphire Seedy Telephone Resort

this thread turned from supportive to derisive very quickly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23315075)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:41 AM
Author: Bistre indecent lodge volcanic crater

I was supportive, then I was appreciative of a good flame, then he bashed IFNB and now I'm pissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23315081)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:43 AM
Author: Exhilarant outnumbered nursing home

I guess 180 for the mayhem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#23315084)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Navy vibrant base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#27249221)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: Cobalt Overrated Faggotry

must have been a lesbian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#27249239)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz stain library

Happens to all of us man. Don't let these birches control how you feel. Laugh it off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#27249382)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: soul-stirring generalized bond quadroon

told u guys to lay off the neg/kino bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#27249403)



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Date: September 26th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head

how tall r u?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2"#49306603)