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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
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  02/22/12
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snowy jap brethren
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
Dashing fanboi
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
Massive disgusting point ape
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
Dashing fanboi
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
ebony dog poop
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
Carnelian impertinent factory reset button
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
Dashing fanboi
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
Carnelian impertinent factory reset button
  02/22/12
u jelly
Dashing fanboi
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
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Massive disgusting point ape
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
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Massive disgusting point ape
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
High-end flirting ratface cruise ship
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
Rough-skinned avocado hell french chef
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
Mewling awkward fortuitous meteor public bath
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
Massive disgusting point ape
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
seedy goyim
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
Massive disgusting point ape
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
High-end flirting ratface cruise ship
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Massive disgusting point ape
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chrome provocative meetinghouse internal respiration
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
Twinkling magical hominid bawdyhouse
  02/25/12
cr
Bistre national security agency
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
High-end flirting ratface cruise ship
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
cyan dopamine hospital
  02/12/13
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Massive disgusting point ape
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
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  03/31/12
great american novelist
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  10/26/12
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hyperactive rehab water buffalo
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
High-end flirting ratface cruise ship
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
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metal cruel-hearted cuckoldry pisswyrm
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
metal cruel-hearted cuckoldry pisswyrm
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
Mewling awkward fortuitous meteor public bath
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
Bistre national security agency
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
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Massive disgusting point ape
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
salmon sanctuary
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
mahogany balding mad cow disease
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
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Indecent Crackhouse Rigor
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
cyan dopamine hospital
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: High-end flirting ratface cruise ship

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: snowy jap brethren



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: Dashing fanboi

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: Massive disgusting point ape

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Dashing fanboi

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: ebony dog poop

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Carnelian impertinent factory reset button

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Dashing fanboi

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: Carnelian impertinent factory reset button

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2"#20032239)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Dashing fanboi

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Brindle station sex offender

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2"#29374094)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: Massive disgusting point ape



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: chartreuse passionate antidepressant drug theatre

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2"#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: Massive disgusting point ape



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: High-end flirting ratface cruise ship

that comment was posted by Franzen

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Rough-skinned avocado hell french chef

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2"#22466908)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Mewling awkward fortuitous meteor public bath

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2"#20039431)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Massive disgusting point ape

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2"#20039501)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: seedy goyim

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2"#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Massive disgusting point ape

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2"#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: High-end flirting ratface cruise ship

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2"#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Massive disgusting point ape



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: chrome provocative meetinghouse internal respiration



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: Twinkling magical hominid bawdyhouse

its crazy how unlikable he is

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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Bistre national security agency

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: High-end flirting ratface cruise ship

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2"#20048906)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: cyan dopamine hospital

U mad Chabon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2"#22624435)



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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: Massive disgusting point ape



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: Vibrant bespoke patrolman nursing home

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Massive disgusting point ape

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: hyperactive rehab water buffalo



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: High-end flirting ratface cruise ship

goddamn u franzen

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: mildly autistic stage new version

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2"#22086662)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: metal cruel-hearted cuckoldry pisswyrm



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: metal cruel-hearted cuckoldry pisswyrm

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2"#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: Mewling awkward fortuitous meteor public bath

how DOES he see himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2"#22425626)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: Bistre national security agency

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2"#22425633)



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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: mildly autistic stage new version

Really dont like that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2"#22465673)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: Massive disgusting point ape



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: salmon sanctuary

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2"#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: mahogany balding mad cow disease

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2"#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Bistre national security agency

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2"#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: mildly autistic stage new version



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: cracking ruby piazza



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Mint Base Karate



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Indecent Crackhouse Rigor



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: cyan dopamine hospital

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2"#32690634)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: cerebral spruce trailer park

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: Indecent Crackhouse Rigor



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: supple autistic casino



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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