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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
underhanded narrow-minded blood rage market
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underhanded narrow-minded blood rage market
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lol at white womyn
arousing red really tough guy
  10/10/12
What a 180, I wish I could see the video
tripping site
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
jet big station
  10/10/12
dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
Gay outnumbered box office useless brakes
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Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
Racy principal's office pocket flask
  10/10/12
cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
Gay outnumbered box office useless brakes
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"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
Olive cruise ship half-breed
  10/10/12
It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
angry floppy antidepressant drug
  05/15/23
Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
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tyft
Vibrant bipolar hall
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180
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awesome
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Awkward Tank Cuckold
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these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
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Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: underhanded narrow-minded blood rage market

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21749605)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: underhanded narrow-minded blood rage market



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: underhanded narrow-minded blood rage market



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: arousing red really tough guy

lol at white womyn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755138)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: tripping site

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: jet big station

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Gay outnumbered box office useless brakes

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: Racy principal's office pocket flask

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Gay outnumbered box office useless brakes

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: Olive cruise ship half-breed

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: angry floppy antidepressant drug

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#46312473)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: underhanded narrow-minded blood rage market

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Vibrant bipolar hall

tyft

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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Chestnut Masturbator Rehab

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21756018)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: Laughsome Stock Car Theater

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21916181)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: Awkward Tank Cuckold



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: beta vermilion sneaky criminal orchestra pit

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Jade abnormal party of the first part

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Chrome Multi-colored Stag Film

18000000000

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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: pea-brained ladyboy

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: Boyish Elite Knife

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: electric saffron ape



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Adam Assfucker ((zurich is stained))



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