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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
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  10/10/12
lol at white womyn
poppy property
  10/10/12
What a 180, I wish I could see the video
Blue Odious Sound Barrier
  10/10/12
http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
Twisted stage coldplay fan
  10/10/12
dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
Outnumbered swashbuckling yarmulke theatre
  10/10/12
Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
motley plaza associate
  10/10/12
cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
Outnumbered swashbuckling yarmulke theatre
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"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
Peach talented shrine
  10/10/12
It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
opaque insanely creepy blood rage center
  05/15/23
Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
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tyft
Bonkers tanning salon
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180
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awesome
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Chartreuse Deer Antler
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these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
Supple brunch pistol
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Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
Salmon Titillating Theater Stage
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18000000000
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You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what...
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Saffron Excitant Abode

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21749605)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: Saffron Excitant Abode



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: Saffron Excitant Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755124)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: poppy property

lol at white womyn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755138)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Blue Odious Sound Barrier

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: Twisted stage coldplay fan

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Outnumbered swashbuckling yarmulke theatre

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: motley plaza associate

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Outnumbered swashbuckling yarmulke theatre

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: Peach talented shrine

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: opaque insanely creepy blood rage center

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#46312473)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: Saffron Excitant Abode

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Bonkers tanning salon

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755408)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Contagious ruby casino brethren

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21756018)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: lascivious goyim rehab

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21916181)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: Chartreuse Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#46312446)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: Supple brunch pistol

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Salmon Titillating Theater Stage

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: emerald jew

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#46312483)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: Sable Heady Set Clown

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: Irradiated Kitty

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: Dashing white parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#46313493)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Adam Assfucker ((zurich is stained))



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