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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| Saffron Excitant Abode | 10/09/12 |
| Saffron Excitant Abode | 10/09/12 |
| Saffron Excitant Abode | 10/10/12 |
| poppy property | 10/10/12 |
| Blue Odious Sound Barrier | 10/10/12 |
| Twisted stage coldplay fan | 10/10/12 |
| Outnumbered swashbuckling yarmulke theatre | 10/10/12 |
| motley plaza associate | 10/10/12 |
| Outnumbered swashbuckling yarmulke theatre | 10/10/12 |
| Peach talented shrine | 10/10/12 |
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| Saffron Excitant Abode | 10/10/12 |
| Bonkers tanning salon | 10/10/12 |
| Contagious ruby casino brethren | 10/10/12 |
| lascivious goyim rehab | 10/29/12 |
| Chartreuse Deer Antler | 05/14/23 |
| Supple brunch pistol | 10/29/12 |
| Salmon Titillating Theater Stage | 10/29/12 |
| emerald jew | 05/15/23 |
| Sable Heady Set Clown | 05/15/23 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Saffron Excitant Abode http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Saffron Excitant Abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Saffron Excitant Abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: poppy property lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Blue Odious Sound Barrier What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: Twisted stage coldplay fan http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: Outnumbered swashbuckling yarmulke theatre dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: motley plaza associate Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: Outnumbered swashbuckling yarmulke theatre cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Peach talented shrine "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: opaque insanely creepy blood rage center It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Saffron Excitant Abode Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Bonkers tanning salon tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Contagious ruby casino brethren 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: lascivious goyim rehab awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: Chartreuse Deer Antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: Supple brunch pistol these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: Salmon Titillating Theater Stage Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: emerald jew 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Sable Heady Set Clown You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Irradiated Kitty lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: Dashing white parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Adam Assfucker ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#49639607) |