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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
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What a 180, I wish I could see the video
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
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dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
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Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
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cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
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"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
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Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
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180
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: gay histrionic abode international law enforcement agency

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21749605)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: gay histrionic abode international law enforcement agency



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: gay histrionic abode international law enforcement agency



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: swashbuckling carnelian nursing home

lol at white womyn

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Shivering flickering chapel

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring background story locus

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Lilac Space Jew

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: indigo bespoke senate

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Lilac Space Jew

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: Bearded walnut point antidepressant drug

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: titillating puce native internal respiration

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#46312473)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: gay histrionic abode international law enforcement agency

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: stirring copper philosopher-king

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21755408)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: pontificating candlestick maker kitchen

180

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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: vigorous toaster parlor

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21916181)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: Chocolate arousing institution



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: sickened lay clown

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: hairraiser henna brunch jap

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: umber lettuce water buffalo

18000000000

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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: fighting church building

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: Cyan frozen pit

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2"#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: saffron infuriating fat ankles filthpig



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Adam Assfucker ((zurich is stained))



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