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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
vermilion water buffalo hell
  07/10/13
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fuchsia diverse affirmative action mother
  10/27/19
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bearded location
  09/17/13
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razzle-dazzle mahogany chapel
  10/14/13
Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
Indigo ticket booth
  10/24/14
i too aspire to multiple properties
Stimulating fantasy-prone heaven mediation
  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
Indigo ticket booth
  10/24/14
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Indigo ticket booth
  05/22/18
TMF bump.
Indigo ticket booth
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
vigorous idiot
  10/25/14
b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
Indigo ticket booth
  10/25/14
Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
vigorous idiot
  10/25/14
not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
Indigo ticket booth
  10/25/14
Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
vigorous idiot
  10/25/14
yea, yep
Stimulating fantasy-prone heaven mediation
  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
Iridescent People Who Are Hurt
  10/25/14
Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
vigorous idiot
  10/25/14
180
Electric Church Brethren
  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
Indigo ticket booth
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
vigorous idiot
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
Indigo ticket booth
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
Electric Church Brethren
  02/19/20
pederastrian moved to ukraine
cerebral lilac rigor french chef
  10/25/14
This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
vigorous idiot
  10/25/14
Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
Adventurous point
  10/25/14
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Indigo ticket booth
  11/14/14
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Indigo ticket booth
  12/12/14
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glittery ungodly stain
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Razzmatazz whorehouse
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM Author: The Meanest Yay! ...
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Twisted native internal respiration
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Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs ...
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LOL
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  11/11/19
He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a...
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MOVER AND SHAKER
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  02/19/20
Still love this thread
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Slate business firm
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galvanic factory reset button
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Indigo ticket booth
  03/28/19
OUCH
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: vermilion water buffalo hell

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: fuchsia diverse affirmative action mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: bearded location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mahogany chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Indigo ticket booth

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Stimulating fantasy-prone heaven mediation

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Indigo ticket booth

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Indigo ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Indigo ticket booth

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: vigorous idiot

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Indigo ticket booth

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: vigorous idiot

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Indigo ticket booth

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: vigorous idiot

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Stimulating fantasy-prone heaven mediation

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: Iridescent People Who Are Hurt

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: vigorous idiot

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: Electric Church Brethren

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: Indigo ticket booth

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: vigorous idiot

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Indigo ticket booth

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Electric Church Brethren

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: cerebral lilac rigor french chef

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: vigorous idiot

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: Adventurous point

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: Indigo ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Indigo ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: glittery ungodly stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Razzmatazz whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Black nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Passionate Elite Lodge

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Black nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz whorehouse

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Twisted native internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: pale organic girlfriend windowlicker

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Chocolate Locale Dog Poop

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: Floppy magenta becky

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: Indigo ticket booth

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Emerald haunted graveyard

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: Slate business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: galvanic factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: Indigo ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: Floppy magenta becky

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: brilliant aromatic abode multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: Indigo ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: heady center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Rabbi Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2"#49313869)