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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
| fuchsia twisted therapy | 04/24/15 |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: fuchsia twisted therapy It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: sepia swashbuckling location toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: soul-stirring amber point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Chest-beating medicated hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Opaque Exciting Clown Round Eye did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Jade massive telephone main people "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Comical Nursing Home (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Heady twinkling theater useless brakes "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Orchid talented spot love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: charcoal hell (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: fuchsia twisted therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Frum contagious hairy legs haunted graveyard who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: fuchsia twisted therapy Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Frum contagious hairy legs haunted graveyard whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: fuchsia twisted therapy CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: diverse marketing idea partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: bright startled immigrant windowlicker 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone garrison "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: diverse marketing idea partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Wild Wonderful Sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2"#49335487) |