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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:47 AM Author: Nighttime Onyx Pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#29019760) |
Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:48 AM Author: Alcoholic comical resort community account Rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#29019763) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:50 AM Author: Dull insecure idiot shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#29019765) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:53 AM Author: iridescent native mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#29019783) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:00 AM Author: coiffed theater dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#29020192) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:07 AM Author: Walnut titillating locus goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#29020501) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:07 AM Author: impertinent menage giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#29020502) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:08 AM Author: glittery jet-lagged whorehouse nibblets lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#29020506) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:08 AM Author: green heady theatre *glances over St. Peter's shoulders, let's out a sigh of relief to see Jesus and Yann PUMPING iron and letting nebbish STIM twinks have it with HEAVENLY ropes* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#29020507) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:20 AM Author: flushed floppy really tough guy St Peter: "And from 1984 to 2058, you went to the gym or otherwise exercised 5,531 times, and *flips page* 5,525 of them were fully clothed." *looks at you with raised eyebrows* |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:23 PM Author: Apoplectic trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#29023625) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 8:03 PM Author: coiffed theater dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#29024335) |
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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:26 AM Author: Nighttime Onyx Pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#30016901) |
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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:47 PM Author: laughsome brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#39098217) |
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Date: July 17th, 2022 8:36 AM Author: Mauve galvanic son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#44864690) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:16 AM Author: boyish cordovan institution dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#29020537) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:17 AM Author: bespoke bawdyhouse jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#29020542) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:19 AM Author: maniacal territorial hall pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#29020548) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:20 AM Author: Copper juggernaut "I only see ninety-seven thousand, eight hundred and forty-two posts here," St. Peter frowns.
You begin to sweat. "One hundred thousand was just an estimate," you stammer. "Regardless, what I meant to indicate was that I was part of the Work of the Greatbort which paved the way to rebuilding the world after the Event and showed us the path to the stars."
St. Peter half-nods, half-shakes his head. "But the rest of your time was spent on - am I reading this correctly - 'due diligence' and 'midget pornography'? Both of those activities were banned after the Event as being clear Contributors, were they not?"
He is remarkably well-informed on mundane affairs, you think to yourself. "If it helps," you mumble, "I wasn't very good at the due diligence." |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:21 AM Author: flushed floppy really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#29020555) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:21 AM Author: maniacal territorial hall pozpig 180 to you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#29020556) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:22 AM Author: Cerebral ape tattoo lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#29020559) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:24 PM Author: Apoplectic trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#29023632) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 7:39 PM Author: Big Cocky Tanning Salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#29024178) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 8:03 PM Author: coiffed theater dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#29024337) |
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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:46 AM Author: Curious glassy roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#29405164) |
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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:15 AM Author: high-end brilliant travel guidebook garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#30016877) |
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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:46 PM Author: laughsome brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#39098213) |
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Date: August 4th, 2025 8:07 PM Author: Excitant tripping theater stage turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#49156812) |
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Date: March 4th, 2026 4:55 AM Author: Juan Eighty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#49713901) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:48 AM Author: Appetizing crimson base puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#29020633) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:21 PM Author: Copper juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#29023604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:21 PM Author: Dull insecure idiot shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#29023609) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:02 PM Author: Copper juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#29028556) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM Author: Sapphire zombie-like kitty parlor Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#29028605) |
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Date: October 27th, 2015 2:17 PM Author: Copper juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#29052472) |
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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:36 AM Author: Copper juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#29405077) |
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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:45 AM Author: Bronze supple church https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeDYrTVQ2cE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#29405154) |
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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:49 AM Author: Walnut titillating locus goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#29405185) |
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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:11 AM Author: Copper juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#30016864) |
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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:13 AM Author: Provocative Telephone Principal's Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#30016869) |
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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:19 AM Author: stirring violet cruise ship halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#30016882) |
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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:20 AM Author: Big Cocky Tanning Salon "...and finally we have this blank bump 10 minutes before the motorvvehicle accident."
"That would be all."
"I haven't done any of your other monikers yet..." |
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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:26 AM Author: Nighttime Onyx Pisswyrm "...and forty two."
You sigh, relieved.
"Well, that's not so bad, is it?"
You straighten your halo and make a start for the gates.
St. Peter unfurls another scroll
"Now, onto your second moniker."
Seinfield slap bass plays. |
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Date: April 30th, 2019 10:26 AM Author: flesh stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#38164433) |
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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:35 PM Author: wild racy crotch police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2"#39098170) |
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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:45 PM Author: insanely creepy pit “Your poasting history is... checkered,” St. Peter opines.
“I understand you poast from Heaven, so I’m sure you can see my contributions brought joy to others,” you say with hope.
“Yes, I poasted on the business board as St. Peter, but on the law board I poast as a average man... Peterman.”
*gulps air* |
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