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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
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  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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how so?
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: odious idiotic striped hyena whorehouse

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Maize magical corner new version

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Racy Haunting Bawdyhouse

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed goyim site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Anal plaza rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: multi-colored avocado step-uncle's house milk

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: multi-colored avocado step-uncle's house milk

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: comical really tough guy dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Doobsian volcanic crater

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: odious idiotic striped hyena whorehouse

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Doobsian volcanic crater

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: odious idiotic striped hyena whorehouse

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Razzmatazz internal respiration ladyboy



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: purple pervert field

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: out-of-control home psychic

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: odious idiotic striped hyena whorehouse

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: purple pervert field

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: odious idiotic striped hyena whorehouse

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: purple pervert field

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Racy Haunting Bawdyhouse

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: comical really tough guy dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31094160)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: sepia marketing idea police squad

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Glassy Regret

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: kink-friendly violent mood chad

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Maize magical corner new version

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Glassy Regret



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Chrome Mediation

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Maize magical corner new version

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: odious idiotic striped hyena whorehouse

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: bistre glittery patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: emerald overrated wagecucks

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: rambunctious carmine parlour

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Arousing splenetic legend resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: marvelous lodge associate

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: purple pervert field

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Racy Haunting Bawdyhouse

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: orchid geriatric people who are hurt

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: odious idiotic striped hyena whorehouse

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Racy Haunting Bawdyhouse

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: marvelous lodge associate

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: odious idiotic striped hyena whorehouse

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: marvelous lodge associate

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: rambunctious carmine parlour

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Racy Haunting Bawdyhouse

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: marvelous lodge associate

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Racy Haunting Bawdyhouse

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: orchid geriatric people who are hurt

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Racy Haunting Bawdyhouse

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: wild principal's office

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: marvelous lodge associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Racy Haunting Bawdyhouse

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Exciting tan abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Exciting tan abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Buff Dead Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: talented hominid place of business

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Doobsian volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: white dilemma jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Brilliant orchestra pit nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Carnelian Heaven

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Glassy Regret

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: marvelous lodge associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Crusty idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Iridescent Newt Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: bull headed abusive degenerate indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: unholy faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: aromatic senate voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Excitant territorial stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Pea-brained idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: unholy faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: sooty infuriating athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: sooty infuriating athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: bateful soggy prole black woman

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Arousing splenetic legend resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Azure Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: wild principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: bisexual location corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Carnelian Heaven

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: big national security agency incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: sooty infuriating athletic conference

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Mischievous lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Racy Haunting Bawdyhouse

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: stirring snowy half-breed pocket flask

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Racy Haunting Bawdyhouse

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: orchid geriatric people who are hurt

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Racy Haunting Bawdyhouse

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Ebony rigpig

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: marvelous lodge associate

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: wild principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Carnelian Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: hyperactive institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle library

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Boyish Hissy Fit

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Amethyst fantasy-prone sanctuary

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: purple pervert field

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Sickened Cruel-hearted Coffee Pot Church Building

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: honey-headed private investor

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: marvelous lodge associate

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: orchid geriatric people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Beady-eyed goyim site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: orchid geriatric people who are hurt

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: brass parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Maroon contagious casino

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Supple hot tank meetinghouse

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Cobalt puppy dragon

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: purple pervert field

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Cobalt puppy dragon

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: orchid geriatric people who are hurt

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Maroon contagious casino

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring mexican alpha

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: comical really tough guy dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: sapphire point

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Carnelian Heaven

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: orange candlestick maker house

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: frum salmon masturbator cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: orchid geriatric people who are hurt

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Concupiscible effete hell immigrant

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: cyan property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: orchid geriatric people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Stimulating jet-lagged trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: multi-colored avocado step-uncle's house milk

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: violet den reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: talented hominid place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Razzle erotic public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: orchid geriatric people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: violet den reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: orchid geriatric people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: talented hominid place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: orchid geriatric people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: bossy water buffalo

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: talented hominid place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: honey-headed private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Cracking theater stage mad-dog skullcap

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Exciting tan abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: hairless stubborn space

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: hairless stubborn space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: drunken box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Beady-eyed goyim site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: talented hominid place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: titillating stag film double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Buff Dead Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Submissive Love Of Her Life

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Maniacal Dashing Locale Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Wonderful organic girlfriend quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Submissive Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Submissive Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Judgmental Partner Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Maniacal Dashing Locale Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: histrionic giraffe

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: odious idiotic striped hyena whorehouse

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Startling pink doctorate trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Appetizing Lilac Therapy

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Brindle bat-shit-crazy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Exciting tan abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Exciting tan abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Buff Dead Piazza

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: honey-headed private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: flesh cheese-eating temple yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Talking shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: sienna market

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Exciting tan abode

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: crimson cerebral tanning salon trust fund

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Vivacious mother range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: talented hominid place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: talented hominid place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Vivacious mother range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Buck-toothed juggernaut

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: electric bright center antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: transparent fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: alcoholic native tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Razzle erotic public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: titillating stag film double fault

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: medicated smoky wrinkle

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Vivacious mother range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: hairraiser naked keepsake machete area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: talented hominid place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: hairraiser naked keepsake machete area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Concupiscible effete hell immigrant

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: vigorous wine halford

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Black Party Of The First Part

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: unholy faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Silver aphrodisiac sneaky criminal gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Black Party Of The First Part

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Silver aphrodisiac sneaky criminal gas station

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Black Party Of The First Part

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Black Party Of The First Part

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Brindle bat-shit-crazy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Shivering Address Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: talented hominid place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: lavender digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Massive chest-beating background story famous landscape painting

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: aromatic senate voyeur

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: thriller clear electric furnace community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Talking shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Slippery heady becky

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: motley self-absorbed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: olive stead

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Maniacal Dashing Locale Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: domesticated zombie-like state main people

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: saffron crackhouse windowlicker

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Anal plaza rigor

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Talking shrine

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2"#49363699)