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Shortporch's death should be regarded as a bigger event on this bort.

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transparent library multi-billionaire
  01/14/18
a law prof wife hiring mexican hit squad using a prius. yeah...
Vivacious chestnut dilemma
  01/14/18
And of course the one law prof who poasts here dies like tha...
Aggressive saffron goyim
  01/14/18
i'm not saying he would have survived if he wasn't posting f...
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abnormal marvelous stead
  06/04/19
link to his best threads?
Hilarious mother
  01/14/18
How do you know the FSU prof was shortporch?
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  01/14/18
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2687316&fo...
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Yeah WLMAS is very trustworthy when it comes to identifying ...
insecure yarmulke wrinkle
  06/25/19
Didn’t you steal money from some down on his luck poa...
Mischievous hyperventilating church building laser beams
  06/25/19
Are you drinking again
insecure yarmulke wrinkle
  06/25/19
No but that happened right
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  06/25/19
WTF. Knew that dood IRL and would never have pegged him as ...
dull lettuce wagecucks
  01/14/18
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Mustard Disrespectful Parlour
  01/15/18
the Tallahassee Democrat has published an explosive 99-minut...
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  03/19/18
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You seem normal.
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  06/24/19
Bruh. I matched with the lady on Bumble, whatsapped with her...
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:( Bro you had a 180 GODMODE thread, I cannot believe some ...
Mustard Disrespectful Parlour
  06/24/19
Link?
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  06/25/19
no one is going to believe anything you poast since that sis...
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  06/25/19
Some other poster claimed to have matched and gone out with ...
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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: transparent library multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2"#35157467)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Vivacious chestnut dilemma

a law prof wife hiring mexican hit squad using a prius. yeah, slightly big story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2"#35157472)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: Aggressive saffron goyim

And of course the one law prof who poasts here dies like that. Go figure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2"#35157487)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Vivacious chestnut dilemma

i'm not saying he would have survived if he wasn't posting from his driveway, but who takes the turnpike to do a hit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2"#35157501)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: Aggressive saffron goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2"#35157526)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: emerald dopamine shrine



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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: wonderful walnut ticket booth



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:05 PM
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:49 PM
Author: emerald dopamine shrine



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Date: June 4th, 2019 12:23 PM
Author: exhilarant address doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2"#38337734)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: abnormal marvelous stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2"#38337738)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Hilarious mother

link to his best threads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2"#35157494)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:25 PM
Author: Vengeful cerise organic girlfriend stage

How do you know the FSU prof was shortporch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2"#35157537)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: insane bbw

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2687316&forum_id=2#26509710

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2"#35637203)



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Date: June 25th, 2019 3:04 AM
Author: insecure yarmulke wrinkle

Yeah WLMAS is very trustworthy when it comes to identifying posters

-Pleasureman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2"#38436084)



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Date: June 25th, 2019 3:05 AM
Author: Mischievous hyperventilating church building laser beams

Didn’t you steal money from some down on his luck poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2"#38436088)



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Date: June 25th, 2019 3:07 AM
Author: insecure yarmulke wrinkle

Are you drinking again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2"#38436092)



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Date: June 25th, 2019 3:47 AM
Author: Mischievous hyperventilating church building laser beams

No but that happened right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2"#38436139)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: dull lettuce wagecucks

WTF. Knew that dood IRL and would never have pegged him as a poaster. We need decoder rings or a secret handshake or some shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2"#35157573)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 2:10 PM
Author: exhilarant address doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2"#35161036)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Mustard Disrespectful Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2"#35161142)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: insane bbw

the Tallahassee Democrat has published an explosive 99-minute video of the prosecutors' interview of hit man Luis Rivera. Rivera states (beginning at 11:06:17 of the video) that he and hit man Sigfredo Garcia saw Wendi Adelson walking the children in front of Dan Markel's home the day before the murder and that Wendi was making sure that the hit men were there to kill Dan before he left on a flight the following day:

Wendi's walking this way with the two kids. ... What's up with this lady? Why is she looking so much? [Garcia says] that's the lady. That's Wendi. What's she doing up here? ...

[Garcia says] she came up to make sure everything's all right because he's leaving out of town tomorrow. So it's gotta get done tomorrow morning before he leaves. ...

Garcia asks Katie [Magbanua] what she's doing up here? ... I asked him what's she doing up here? He said she came up here to see if everything's is all right with the kids. You gotta know something beside that shit. What is she doing up here? She knows you're up here. She knows we're up here. So what's she doing up here?

He calls Katie. Hey what's going on? I seen this lady up here? ... She's making sure everything's fine ... He's leaving tomorrow on the flight or wherever the f* he was going. ... So we gotta do this tomorrow because he's leaving and she came up to see the kids. ... She's just making sure everything's all right with the kids.

She wants to make sure we was up here. She wants to make sure she wasn't paying him for nothing.

Tallahassee Democrat, Rivera: 'We Were Coming Up Here to Kill Somebody':

Rivera last week pleaded guilty to second-degree murder and was sentenced to a 7-year prison term in exchange for his cooperation with prosecutors. He is currently serving 12 years in federal prison on an unrelated charge.

In an interview with investigators obtained by the Tallahassee Democrat, Rivera laid out how he was connected to the plot and how the hit went down in broad daylight in July 2014. ...

There was $100,000 in cash waiting once the murder was done. Garcia, who would take $40,000, promised him $35,000. The rest, and then some, went to Garcia’s on-and-off girlfriend Katherine Magbanua, Rivera said.

He said he was hesitant to come along. He told police he didn't want to kill anybody. He asked why they were killing Markel. “Because the lady wants her two kids back,” Rivera said. “She wants full custody of the kids. That was the plan...We’re going to kill this guy for the kids. Are you serious?” ...

“Katie is the woman in the middle doing everything,” Rivera said in his interview. "It's all because of Katie, man. She had him crazy. She would go cheat on him and she would tell him if you want me back you have to go do this." ...

Garcia’s Miami attorney, Saam Zangeneh learned about Rivera’s statement through the Tallahassee Democrat. He said it was unfortunate prosecutors were relying so heavily on Rivera’s statement in moving forward. “The State Attorney’s Office has gone all in with Luis Rivera, and they’re either going to sink with him or swim with him,” Zangeneh said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2"#35637330)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: pearl range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2"#35637331)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: slimy community account sandwich

Nigger event

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2"#35637336)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 12:22 PM
Author: Greedy scarlet locale affirmative action

You seem normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2"#38337730)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: exhilarant address doctorate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2"#38337739)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: Mustard Disrespectful Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2"#38337722)



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Date: June 23rd, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: Mischievous hyperventilating church building laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2"#38430673)



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Date: June 24th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: Mustard Disrespectful Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2"#38432237)



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Date: June 24th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: aromatic clear institution messiness

Bruh. I matched with the lady on Bumble, whatsapped with her provocatively, and posted the whole content in a thread a few years ago.

An XOer fucking OUTTED the thread to her, someone who hires hitmen, and now I basically lurk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2"#38432246)



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Date: June 24th, 2019 11:49 AM
Author: Mustard Disrespectful Parlour

:(

Bro you had a 180 GODMODE thread, I cannot believe some fucker did that shit to you. I wish I could hear more about the pre-outing encounters you had with her but I know you don't wanna ruin shit more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2"#38432262)



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Date: June 25th, 2019 2:14 AM
Author: Mischievous hyperventilating church building laser beams

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2"#38436048)



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Date: June 25th, 2019 2:26 AM
Author: sable space ceo

no one is going to believe anything you poast since that sister tinder flame you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2"#38436060)



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Date: June 25th, 2019 2:30 AM
Author: Mischievous hyperventilating church building laser beams

Some other poster claimed to have matched and gone out with a girls do porn girl (a verified grad student, which made the claim seem more credible). Small world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2"#38436062)



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Date: June 25th, 2019 8:52 AM
Author: Histrionic ape gay wizard

Lol the mugshot on abovethelaw is the first time I’ve actually seen a picture of the squat Mayan “mastermind.” The killers should have manned up and used the plot as a headfake to kidnap Wendi and make her a sex slave so they could spend all day honking her big sloppy Jewmom tits. Too bad they were weak little bitches that let a fucking barrel bodied toad cuck and boss them around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3859775&forum_id=2"#38436549)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



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