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How do I become a world class pussy eater?

I'm not very good at it
hot incel useless brakes
  02/13/18
Also curious Also not that good at this
navy sickened university internal respiration
  02/13/18
watch graphic YouTube videos about the vagina
aromatic rigpig
  02/13/18
https://xhamster.com/videos/nina-hartley-pro-licking-pussy-8...
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  02/13/18
Just spell the alphabet with your tongue over her clit while...
Thirsty Thriller Double Fault
  02/13/18
I’m not that good at eating pussy and even I know this is aw...
navy sickened university internal respiration
  02/13/18
? every slutty jewess yells out HARDER when i dont directly ...
Mind-boggling dingle berry business firm
  02/13/18
Do you mean yells out harder in frustration (vs pleasure?) o...
navy sickened university internal respiration
  02/13/18
yes, in frustration. pddj doesnt want me going around the cl...
Mind-boggling dingle berry business firm
  02/13/18
Interesting. Every girl I’ve ever eaten out (admittedly not ...
navy sickened university internal respiration
  02/13/18
(virgin)
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  02/13/18
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Mind-boggling dingle berry business firm
  02/13/18
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Anal Pit
  02/13/18
lol
Yellow Puppy Cuckoldry
  02/13/18
ACR is a handsome 5'5 vietnamese engineering student at san...
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  02/13/18
"Rule #1: Ignore the clit entirely" (xo poaster t...
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  02/13/18
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Milky Site Factory Reset Button
  02/13/18
very interesting, nyuug thought to himself.
Green beady-eyed clown
  02/13/18
"I always do the dipstick test my nigga. Put in a finge...
copper electric box office
  02/13/18
lulzy subthread
Green beady-eyed clown
  02/13/18
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Mind-boggling dingle berry business firm
  02/13/18
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Fat Teddy
  10/02/25
(xo poa greedily lapping up a girl's inner thighs while she ...
Anal Pit
  02/13/18
Interesting. Every girl I've eaten out (admittedly a huge n...
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  02/13/18
hang out with gay guys that just came out of prison
Smoky provocative theater
  02/13/18
buy 2mg of pure cancer cells and a syringe from a medical su...
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  02/13/18
So no one knows, huh?
hot incel useless brakes
  02/13/18
let her hump your face.
Mind-boggling dingle berry business firm
  02/13/18
place banana peel on mouth to avoid cancer?
copper electric box office
  02/13/18
...
Arousing Cobalt Temple
  02/13/18
Bump for morning crowd. Really need some guidance before tom...
hot incel useless brakes
  02/13/18
honeymoon?
Yellow Puppy Cuckoldry
  02/13/18
Possible tryst in the cards on V-day
hot incel useless brakes
  02/13/18
180
Yellow Puppy Cuckoldry
  02/13/18
the clit is like a little cock. suck it.
Yellow Puppy Cuckoldry
  02/13/18
Try to make your tongue hard and narrow and thrust your neck...
brilliant forum place of business
  02/13/18
loling hard at this beta bitch ambition. the only winners in...
Soul-stirring knife pervert
  02/13/18
All pussies are slightly different man. You need to follow r...
Odious gay institution stain
  02/13/18
Check if she has a guide to pussy eating on her MySpace page...
excitant cerise point gunner
  02/13/18
sick reference bro
onyx cerebral house
  02/13/18
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comical sooty indirect expression
  06/13/22
variety can be important. Disregard ACR's advice about not h...
offensive soggy native
  02/13/18
Nice. TY
hot incel useless brakes
  02/13/18
wait, don't you claim to be an incel?
copper electric box office
  02/13/18
i don't consider sex w/ unattractive women to be sex
offensive soggy native
  02/13/18
you claim to be an incel but you fucked my wife
copper electric box office
  02/13/18
...
brilliant forum place of business
  02/13/18
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offensive soggy native
  02/13/18
lol
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onyx cerebral house
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  02/16/18
Pled as an affirmative defense to claims of adultery.
Turquoise ticket booth twinkling uncleanness
  02/13/18
You have to do it rhythmically. Assuming you've already had...
Overrated persian
  02/13/18
nah just flip her over and jam your tongue into her asshole
brilliant forum place of business
  02/13/18
All of the above.
insecure brunch electric furnace
  02/13/18
he might as well if he's licking the perineum
Smoky provocative theater
  06/13/22
lick her vagina
Stirring lay therapy
  02/13/18
every girl is different. in my experience what they like dep...
Diverse prole
  02/13/18
FAAAAAAAAAGOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
comical sooty indirect expression
  06/13/22
I’ve been told by a bunch of women, “Wow, you’re really good...
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  02/16/18
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  06/13/22


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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: hot incel useless brakes

I'm not very good at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35390046)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: navy sickened university internal respiration

Also curious

Also not that good at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35390051)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: aromatic rigpig

watch graphic YouTube videos about the vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35390058)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: multi-colored cream partner

https://xhamster.com/videos/nina-hartley-pro-licking-pussy-828860

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35390066)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: Thirsty Thriller Double Fault

Just spell the alphabet with your tongue over her clit while you finger her. Not hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35390072)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: navy sickened university internal respiration

I’m not that good at eating pussy and even I know this is awful technique

You aren’t supposed to directly hit the clit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35390076)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Mind-boggling dingle berry business firm

? every slutty jewess yells out HARDER when i dont directly hit the clit, including my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35390453)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: navy sickened university internal respiration

Do you mean yells out harder in frustration (vs pleasure?) or did you just get RC pwned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35390465)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:22 AM
Author: Mind-boggling dingle berry business firm

yes, in frustration. pddj doesnt want me going around the clit any more than i want her rubbing my thighs rather than stroking my cock hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35390472)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: navy sickened university internal respiration

Interesting. Every girl I’ve ever eaten out (admittedly not a huge number as i won’t eat out any rando off the streets) has not liked having their clit directly touched bc it’s “too sensitive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35390483)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: brilliant forum place of business

(virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35392544)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: motley jet-lagged round eye station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35392580)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Mind-boggling dingle berry business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35393482)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Anal Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35393485)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Yellow Puppy Cuckoldry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35393552)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Milky Site Factory Reset Button

ACR is a handsome 5'5 vietnamese engineering student at san jose state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35393779)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: copper electric box office

"Rule #1: Ignore the clit entirely"

(xo poaster taking notes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35393550)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Yellow Puppy Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35393553)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: brilliant forum place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35393566)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: Mind-boggling dingle berry business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35393581)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: onyx cerebral house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35393672)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: Racy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35393923)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Milky Site Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35393999)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Green beady-eyed clown

very interesting, nyuug thought to himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35394005)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: copper electric box office

"I always do the dipstick test my nigga. Put in a finger and if the puss is wet, I double wrap my shit."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35394017)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Green beady-eyed clown

lulzy subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35394039)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: Mind-boggling dingle berry business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35394349)



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Date: October 2nd, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: Fat Teddy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#49320749)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Anal Pit

(xo poa greedily lapping up a girl's inner thighs while she disinterestedly sexts with Chad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35393679)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: Turquoise ticket booth twinkling uncleanness

Interesting. Every girl I've eaten out (admittedly a huge number as it's the first thing I go for, I'm like a thirsty marmaduke running in to messily slurp at his water bowl), once they're all warmed up and ready to go, has wanted me to take a power sander & pile driver combo on their clit directly. They've wanted it eaten like they were a naughty lion poacher and I was the king daddy lion screaming for vengeance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35393751)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:25 AM
Author: Smoky provocative theater

hang out with gay guys that just came out of prison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35390108)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:42 AM
Author: aphrodisiac parlour macaca

buy 2mg of pure cancer cells and a syringe from a medical supplier

inject them into your throat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35390242)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: hot incel useless brakes

So no one knows, huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35390448)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Mind-boggling dingle berry business firm

let her hump your face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35390466)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: copper electric box office

place banana peel on mouth to avoid cancer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35392568)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Arousing Cobalt Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35392574)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: hot incel useless brakes

Bump for morning crowd. Really need some guidance before tomorrow night, ideally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35392529)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Yellow Puppy Cuckoldry

honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35392542)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: hot incel useless brakes

Possible tryst in the cards on V-day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35392559)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Yellow Puppy Cuckoldry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35392570)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Yellow Puppy Cuckoldry

the clit is like a little cock. suck it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35392541)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: brilliant forum place of business

Try to make your tongue hard and narrow and thrust your neck back and forth so it goes in and out of her vagina hole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35392553)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Soul-stirring knife pervert

loling hard at this beta bitch ambition. the only winners in the game of eating pussy are those who don't play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35392588)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Odious gay institution stain

All pussies are slightly different man. You need to follow response cues to learn the secret code for each one. Pace, pressure, location for tongue, hand stims all differ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35392589)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: excitant cerise point gunner

Check if she has a guide to pussy eating on her MySpace page

Put a cell phone in her hand to call 911 if she ever gets uncomfortable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35392606)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: onyx cerebral house

sick reference bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35393678)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: comical sooty indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#44679733)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: offensive soggy native

variety can be important. Disregard ACR's advice about not hitting the clitoris directly, which in my experience doesn't apply to the typical woman in a state of mild to moderate arousal.

start with a soft tongue and an even up-and-down tickling motion over it, and transition into varied approaches. Stiffen your tongue, or flatten it and use the center, and vary between up-and-down, side-to-side, and circles. When you get tired it's a good time to detach from the clit and take a long, slow lick inside.

If you've been working hard for a while and getting some traction but haven't hit climax add your fingers, start with one and progress to two and just pound gradually harder/faster as needed while still engaged with the tongue. I don't love this because it makes my hand messy but was needed last week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35393544)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: hot incel useless brakes

Nice. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35393664)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: copper electric box office

wait, don't you claim to be an incel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35393755)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: offensive soggy native

i don't consider sex w/ unattractive women to be sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35393919)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: copper electric box office

you claim to be an incel but you fucked my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35393976)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: brilliant forum place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35393979)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: offensive soggy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35394274)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Diverse prole

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35394330)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: onyx cerebral house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35394869)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Chrome Preventive Strike Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35416826)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Turquoise ticket booth twinkling uncleanness

Pled as an affirmative defense to claims of adultery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35393978)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: Overrated persian

You have to do it rhythmically. Assuming you've already had 10-15 mins of foreplay and she's in the mood, you should start by licking her very slowly (almost imperceptibly) up and down and down and up. Do this like 20-30 times, while taking 30 seconds or more to go from the perineum all the way to above her clitoris and vice versa.

At this point you should open her up and start doing the same thing to each set of lips, probably alternating between the left and the right set.

You can also start doing it horizontally instead of vertically.

The most important part to remember is that you need to start slow and have a rhythm to your licks. Don't go down there and randomly lick her. She should know what you're intending to do so she can relax and let the stimulation take her to a climax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35393914)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: brilliant forum place of business

nah just flip her over and jam your tongue into her asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35393933)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: insecure brunch electric furnace

All of the above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35394011)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:53 PM
Author: Smoky provocative theater

he might as well if he's licking the perineum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#44679824)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: Stirring lay therapy

lick her vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35393948)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: Diverse prole

every girl is different. in my experience what they like depends on how they get themselves off. most (who use fingers) go up and down, but some go side to side or in a circle or at a diagonal angle. you should ask how they make themselves cum and have them show you

get them warmed up as fuck first. the more blood you can get pumping to the pussy region the better. massage her pussy, massage her thighs and ass, kiss her stomach, pull her labia up, etc. the people who say dont hit the clit directly went for the clit too soon. (but some clits are super sensitive and have to be licked throught the hood).

in my opinion the most important thing for you technique wise is to strike a balance between sticking with one thing long enough for them ton get in a groove/try to cum, and knowing when to move on tom something else so they dont get bored and their clit gets numb. generally, I start out gentle, and a slow, creeping lick up from their pussy to their clit is a good move... good to stop just before you go over the clit to tease them at first... once you get going, get a good rhythm going (not too fast, its a marathon for you so pick a pace thats comfortable and you can sustain) and just let them enjoy it... if they get bored or you feel their clit get less aroused go to something else... as aspie as it may sound, i often count the strokes as i do it and give her 100-200 strokes of the same thing (assuming its feeling good) before moving on to let her get in a groove and get close to cumming

the most importnt thing for them to cum is for them to mentally relax and feel like you enjoy eating pussy and arent getting tired... this is tough at first for a girl because theyre self conscious about how long it takes them to cum and how their pussy smells/tastes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35394240)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:49 PM
Author: comical sooty indirect expression

FAAAAAAAAAGOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#44679808)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: mildly autistic spectacular orchestra pit

I’ve been told by a bunch of women, “Wow, you’re really good at that.” Which leads me to believe most guys have no clue what they’re doing or don’t do it. Also leads me to believe I’ll have throat cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#35416904)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: Histrionic Market Wagecucks

Turn gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2"#44679825)