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Marvelous sepia kitty
  07/02/19
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Marvelous sepia kitty
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Marvelous sepia kitty
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
Beta tanning salon selfie
  12/20/20
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ebony bearded principal's office
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
Judgmental olive senate gay wizard
  08/21/19
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flickering 180 brunch
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
Coiffed State Round Eye
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
pungent apoplectic orchestra pit
  08/21/19
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Disgusting plaza kitty cat
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
elite dark gas station
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Judgmental olive senate gay wizard
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
pungent apoplectic orchestra pit
  08/21/19
emergency money
Judgmental olive senate gay wizard
  08/21/19
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Onyx Locale
  09/01/19
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Carmine office
  03/06/20
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Carmine office
  09/10/21
hehe
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  09/13/25
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...,....,,........
  09/13/25
You’re poor
glittery school wrinkle
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Marvelous sepia kitty
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
spectacular sick station
  09/01/19
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Onyx Locale
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
Coiffed State Round Eye
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Marvelous sepia kitty
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
Disgusting plaza kitty cat
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Marvelous sepia kitty
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
chrome thirsty mother ape
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Marvelous sepia kitty
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Emerald pervert newt
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Marvelous sepia kitty
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Tripping provocative theatre
  09/10/21
great thread
Arousing trailer park mood
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
Marvelous sepia kitty
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
Marvelous sepia kitty
  04/10/23
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ebony bearded principal's office
  04/10/23
i love men
Arousing trailer park mood
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
Marvelous sepia kitty
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Marvelous sepia kitty
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
spectacular sick station
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Marvelous sepia kitty
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
azure underhanded hospital
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Marvelous sepia kitty
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Marvelous sepia kitty
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
Marvelous sepia kitty
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
Zero Income No Kids
  09/13/25


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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Marvelous sepia kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Marvelous sepia kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Marvelous sepia kitty

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Beta tanning salon selfie

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: ebony bearded principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Judgmental olive senate gay wizard

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: flickering 180 brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Coiffed State Round Eye

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: pungent apoplectic orchestra pit

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Disgusting plaza kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: elite dark gas station

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Judgmental olive senate gay wizard

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: pungent apoplectic orchestra pit

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Judgmental olive senate gay wizard

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Onyx Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Carmine office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Carmine office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: glittery school wrinkle

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Marvelous sepia kitty

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: spectacular sick station

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Onyx Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Coiffed State Round Eye

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Marvelous sepia kitty

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Disgusting plaza kitty cat

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Marvelous sepia kitty

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: chrome thirsty mother ape

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Marvelous sepia kitty

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Emerald pervert newt

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Marvelous sepia kitty

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Tripping provocative theatre

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Arousing trailer park mood

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Marvelous sepia kitty

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Marvelous sepia kitty

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: ebony bearded principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Arousing trailer park mood

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Marvelous sepia kitty

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Marvelous sepia kitty

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: spectacular sick station

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Marvelous sepia kitty

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: azure underhanded hospital

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Marvelous sepia kitty

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Marvelous sepia kitty

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Marvelous sepia kitty

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2"#49264493)