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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
Rusted main people
  03/14/20
"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
Jet church building death wish
  03/14/20
Go over and help him finish.
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  03/14/20
He's obliged to
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  03/14/20
cr. bro code.
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  03/14/20
Apartments are prole.
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  03/14/20
These are condos with a rental limit
Rusted main people
  03/14/20
*MFH posters furious*
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upset
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  03/14/20
Twist: he can't get off without an audience
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  03/14/20
Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao
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  03/14/20
This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of...
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Did you cum
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Damn
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As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the...
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: Rusted main people

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Jet church building death wish

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: exciting cobalt dragon

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: Spectacular bawdyhouse dingle berry

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: flushed voyeur market

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: crystalline plaza

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: Rusted main people

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Flatulent blood rage

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: exciting cobalt dragon

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: useless swashbuckling reading party selfie

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Appetizing hospital digit ratio

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: Rusted main people

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: Canary wagecucks trailer park

Did you cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39761685)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: ivory piazza

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: primrose laughsome fanboi ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39764341)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: aphrodisiac locus haunted graveyard

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: Contagious onyx sneaky criminal filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762077)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: maize hell keepsake machete

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: Seedy patrolman heaven

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: Rusted main people

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: fuchsia razzle halford public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Poppy vivacious potus

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: umber hairy legs

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: Zippy wrinkle temple

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: Rusted main people

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: brass locale

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Rusted main people

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Poppy vivacious potus

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Marvelous frozen multi-billionaire

rut roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762820)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: at-the-ready ticket booth corn cake

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: umber hairy legs

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Rusted main people

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: french gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762835)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy center faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39765473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: Mischievous Nubile Nursing Home Regret

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: Unhinged Casino Telephone

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Rusted main people

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: Unhinged Casino Telephone

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: Rusted main people

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: Curious bat shit crazy knife kitchen

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: odious gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766981)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Unhinged Casino Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39767803)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: carmine partner

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: maize hell keepsake machete

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: flushed voyeur market



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: Curious bat shit crazy knife kitchen

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: Histrionic doobsian stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763583)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Rusted main people

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: maize hell keepsake machete

Count to twenty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766714)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: elite fiercely-loyal senate cumskin



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Box Office Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39765121)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: Appetizing hospital digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39765145)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy center faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39765467)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: arrogant cerebral mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: aphrodisiac locus haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: coral know-it-all sex offender

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Puppy Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Abusive cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: federal kink-friendly goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: maize hell keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: black irradiated office

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: vibrant step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: learning disabled school laser beams

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: odious gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: aromatic native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Appetizing hospital digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: Copper Mother Base

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: aphrodisiac locus haunted graveyard

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: Unhinged Casino Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: maize hell keepsake machete

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: boyish turquoise sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: odious gaping

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Puppy Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: Overrated location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Abusive cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: vermilion submissive parlor

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: thriller state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: Internet-worthy meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Milky hairless principal's office

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Rusted main people

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: boyish turquoise sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Box Office Associate

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: flushed voyeur market

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Box Office Associate

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: Mustard Pungent Crackhouse Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: Sepia Travel Guidebook Messiness

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Plum Property Sandwich

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: Rusted main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: Chest-beating lay french chef

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: 180 sticky nibblets indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: Translucent fragrant idea he suggested legal warrant

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: cerise fear-inspiring jap institution

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: vibrant step-uncle's house

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy center faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: multi-colored international law enforcement agency degenerate

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Appetizing hospital digit ratio

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: Rusted main people

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: Bronze galvanic toaster library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy center faggot firefighter

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: Appetizing hospital digit ratio

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: black irradiated office

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: coral know-it-all sex offender

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: flushed voyeur market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: Alcoholic Brethren

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: aphrodisiac locus haunted graveyard

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: Poppy vivacious potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Puppy Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: dark razzmatazz shitlib

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy center faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: Brindle parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Unhinged Casino Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: Chest-beating lay french chef

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: flushed voyeur market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Crawly twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: odious gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: hairraiser rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: maize hell keepsake machete

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Alcoholic Brethren

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: maize hell keepsake machete

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: Curious bat shit crazy knife kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: coral know-it-all sex offender

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: Histrionic doobsian stead

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: Rusted main people

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: Alcoholic Brethren

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: Histrionic doobsian stead

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: Chest-beating lay french chef

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: cerise fear-inspiring jap institution

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy center faggot firefighter

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: useless swashbuckling reading party selfie

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: Rusted main people

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: coral know-it-all sex offender

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: titillating party of the first part hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: Honey-headed resort

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: Rusted main people

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: coral know-it-all sex offender

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: brass locale

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Rusted main people

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle cordovan theater stage turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: coral know-it-all sex offender

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: 180 sticky nibblets indian lodge

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: sinister brunch kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: maize hell keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: Stimulating depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Sepia Travel Guidebook Messiness

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: claret disrespectful home

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: maize hell keepsake machete

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: hairraiser rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2"#49346693)