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My son dared me to take the Paqui Chip Challenge. Didn't go well (disco fries)

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Date: December 8th, 2022 4:56 PM
Author: Startled smoky sneaky criminal

My son came home and dared me to take the Paqui One Chip challenge. I had no idea what this was, so I asked him what he was talking about. He said it's a potato chip that's covered in Sriracha sauce and it's spicy. He said the challenge is you have to eat it and then not drink anything for at least 10 minutes. Apparently everyone at his school was doing it and some kids were heroes and it didn't even bother them, others couldn't handle the spiciness.

I'm pretty familiar with Sriracha sauce and spicy food in general (I eat it every time I get Panda Express), so I told my son I'd give the challenge a try. He pulled out this odd shaped blue box with a red skeleton on it. Once the box was open, he pulled out this plastic container containing the chip and handed it to me.

Once I opened the little plastic container, I pulled out the grossest looking potato chip I've ever seen. This thing was a color combination of purple, black, green, and blue and smelled way stronger than any Sriracha sauce I'd ever used at Panda Express or any Chinese buffet. It looked like the devil's toe nail.

"What the hell is this?!?" I asked my son.

"That's the chip" he said.

"What's up with the color? Shouldn't it be red?" I questioned.

"It's got food coloring in it so it turns your mouth blue. That way everyone knows you took the real Paqui Chip challenge"

"Ahhh ok, got it." I said.

Brothers, let me tell you. What I'm about to say next was traumatic. I took the chip and stuck the whole damn thing in my mouth and began to chew. It was one chip, so it was really easy to chew up and eat. But on the finishing chews, I knew I had made a terrible mistake. I swallowed the whole thing though because I had to show my son I wasn't a pussy.

My blood pressure began to raise immediately. My eyes began watering uncontrollably. My mouth began to burn, like someone had poured molten lava in it. My stomach felt light it had a burning charcoal briquette in it.

"That's not fucking Sriracha!" I yelled at my son, who was laughing hysterically. I knew I had been played, humiliated by a child. But those thoughts only last a few more seconds before my body began reacting violently.

At this point, my nose was running uncontrollably, my eyes were crying. I was coughing. I could taste the capsaicin coming through my teeth every time I coughed. My brain began to flicker, like I was in a life or death moment. Fight or flight, but there's no one or nothing to fight, so I opted for flight.

I ran. I literally took over running to the nearest faucet inside my house, which happened to be the bathroom. I'm sure my son was laughing at me, but I couldn't tell. It was a life and death situation and I had to make it to. I needed water.

Once I made it to the bathroom, I ran to the bathtub and tried to turn the water on. My wife recently got one of those expensive hand held shower nozzles for the shower. I tried turning the water on, but I was in no condition to figure out how it worked. There were to many levers and nozzles to mess with. There was no "thinking", but only reacting as if my life depended on it.

At this moment, I made an even dumber mistake. My eyes were watering so bad that I rubbed my eyes to get the tears out. TERRIBLE MISTAKE! All the chili oil from the chip was still on my finger tips and got into my eyes. My eyes literally felt like they were burning. Like someone put a welding torch to my eye balls. The pain was unbearable.

As I was panicking and dying, I looked down and saw it. It was just sitting there. The toilet had the seat up and I could see through my burning eyes the crystal clear water in the toilet bowl. I didn't care. I didn't give a shit. I was in survival mode and that's when I did it. I plunged my face and head into the toilet bowl water. That water was like being baptized. Like I had the devil's nectar flowing through my veins and the cool holy water of our Lord and Savior had splashed across my face and he saved me. I was redeemed.

For the next 10 minutes I sat there splashing this holy toilet water on my face and rinsing my eyes with it. I finally started to come through after 15 minutes before I realized where I was and what I was doing. My son was standing in the doorway of the bathroom with his new iphone 14 our filming me in portrait mode, giggling before asking me "haha are you alright dad?"

I have never been this embarrassed in my life. I'm warning you, brothers. DO NOT DO THE PACQUI CHIP CHALLENGE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249702&forum_id=2"#45605328)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 4:59 PM
Author: Talented ultramarine forum

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Date: December 8th, 2022 4:59 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2022 5:04 PM
Author: Contagious Dingle Berry

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Date: December 8th, 2022 5:06 PM
Author: Razzle senate giraffe

"My wife recently got one of those expensive hand held shower nozzles for the shower."

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Date: December 8th, 2022 5:07 PM
Author: Talented ultramarine forum



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Date: December 8th, 2022 5:16 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2022 5:22 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2022 5:42 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2022 8:06 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2022 9:21 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2022 5:06 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2022 5:07 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2022 5:08 PM
Author: Walnut school famous landscape painting

hello Paqui #onechipchallenge Street team

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Date: December 8th, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: Navy slippery church building

amazingly evocative writing. good job sir.

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Date: December 8th, 2022 5:19 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2022 5:20 PM
Author: rebellious cocky boiling water

sad to know you're raising your son to be as unhealthy as you

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Date: December 8th, 2022 5:41 PM
Author: Startled smoky sneaky criminal

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Date: December 8th, 2022 8:05 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2022 8:08 PM
Author: Domesticated legal warrant

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Date: December 8th, 2022 9:05 PM
Author: Walnut school famous landscape painting

An advertisement for Paqui Chips.

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Date: December 8th, 2022 10:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Glassy Patrolman National Security Agency

From ShareBlue to SharePaqui, how Autoadmit Poasters finally obtained jobs outside of politics

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Date: December 8th, 2022 9:54 PM
Author: Startled smoky sneaky criminal

I lost the Paqui chip challenge

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Date: December 8th, 2022 10:08 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2022 10:21 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2022 9:33 AM
Author: gay filthy fat ankles therapy

One of my kids wanted to do this last year. We drove to like eight locations looking for one. Missed the boat.

Recently I happened upon the next year's chip (the blue one described in OP). Bought two, one for each kid.

Brothers, let me tell you what a spectacle this was. Only one even got through the chip; the other spit it into the sink in front of a visiting friend. Both vomited, one on the football field. Epic night.

It's a TikTok world out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249702&forum_id=2"#45608100)



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Date: December 22nd, 2022 2:53 PM
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Date: February 12th, 2023 1:03 PM
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Date: July 30th, 2023 11:59 AM
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Date: July 30th, 2023 12:02 PM
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Date: September 14th, 2024 4:31 PM
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