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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: erotic theatre One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
The jury’s jaw dropped. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: harsh cyan university https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: erotic theatre Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: Self-centered yellow legend 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: erotic theatre Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: carnelian bearded lettuce wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: Supple confused old irish cottage alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: concupiscible green location fat ankles anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: harsh cyan university everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: concupiscible green location fat ankles so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: harsh cyan university (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: concupiscible green location fat ankles It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: harsh cyan university more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: Unholy abode water buffalo 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: harsh cyan university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: Ebony stage trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: carnelian bearded lettuce wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: Supple confused old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: galvanic crusty brunch pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: chest-beating locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: Impressive bat-shit-crazy kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: Flatulent den depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: harsh cyan university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: harsh cyan university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: Bipolar razzle love of her life piazza https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: arousing ticket booth SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: Gay incel halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: chartreuse sticky property really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: Soul-stirring Cruise Ship Cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: drab swashbuckling dilemma The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: Irate boyish sandwich friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: Impressive bat-shit-crazy kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: Impressive bat-shit-crazy kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: Impressive bat-shit-crazy kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: Impressive bat-shit-crazy kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: Impressive bat-shit-crazy kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: cerise bossy temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: Impressive bat-shit-crazy kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: Flatulent den depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Impressive bat-shit-crazy kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: beta bateful institution turdskin Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: Impressive bat-shit-crazy kitchen QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: Beady-eyed Useless Parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: Peach Kitty Cat Legal Warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: Gay incel halford (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: impertinent bull headed cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: impertinent bull headed cumskin The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: Supple confused old irish cottage it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Peach Kitty Cat Legal Warrant when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: Supple confused old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: Gay incel halford (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2"#49213065) |