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Seeking: litigation expert. Fully remote. (No litigators, please!)

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chocolate pea-brained place of business toaster
  02/28/23
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Massive garrison affirmative action
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marvelous philosopher-king keepsake machete
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flatulent vigorous set
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  06/20/24
litigator gets to "Shaniqua Brown-Stein" just befo...
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butt cheeks
  09/07/25
We don't hire litigators here, we train new ones.
know-it-all area
  02/28/23
We'd just have to undo years of wrong training if we had you...
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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:29 PM
Author: chocolate pea-brained place of business toaster



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:33 PM
Author: Massive garrison affirmative action

Love these threads

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:36 PM
Author: chocolate pea-brained place of business toaster

MUST HAVE elite school credentials, at least 5-6 years at a top law firm (or equivalent), and _absolutely no_ litigation experience. The ideal candidate will be an M&A or Capital Markets associate with a can-do attitude and a yen for knowledge who is deeply versed in the ins and outs of civil procedure, pleading standards, fact and expert discovery, and the civil appeals process (REPEAT: ABSOLUTELY NO LITIGATORS). If you have a passion for law (and you are NOT a litigator), please do not hesitate to contact Shaniqua Brown-Stein with a resume and an imaginative essay on your litigation expertise (the sky's the limit but to emphasize: NO LITIGATORS, not even one, we have had to repost this listing several times).

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:37 PM
Author: marvelous philosopher-king keepsake machete



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:38 PM
Author: know-it-all area



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:41 PM
Author: Massive garrison affirmative action



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Date: March 1st, 2023 12:22 PM
Author: flatulent vigorous set



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Irradiated water buffalo



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:18 PM
Author: chocolate pea-brained place of business toaster



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Date: November 26th, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: ungodly plum casino selfie



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Date: November 26th, 2023 5:38 PM
Author: chocolate pea-brained place of business toaster



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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: contagious macaca windowlicker

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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:48 PM
Author: Sienna Razzmatazz Gaping

litigator gets to "Shaniqua Brown-Stein" just before jumping off the bridge.

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Date: September 7th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:39 PM
Author: know-it-all area

We don't hire litigators here, we train new ones.

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: chocolate pea-brained place of business toaster

We'd just have to undo years of wrong training if we had you coming in thinking you knew litigation---much less had somehow become an _expert_ in litigation---from litigating (or, heaven forefend, being trained by litigators). We instead offer holistic and comprehensive training in what we think litigation is about according to our Litigation Experts, who are unbiased and credible since not a one was ever dumb enough to work as a litigator.

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Date: March 1st, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: chocolate pea-brained place of business toaster



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Date: November 27th, 2023 1:02 PM
Author: chocolate pea-brained place of business toaster



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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:32 PM
Author: Burgundy prole



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