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Neighbor drove up to me while walking my dog

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her...
Concupiscible institution fanboi
  03/03/24
Was it a babby tree?
blue public bath foreskin
  03/03/24
Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed w...
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Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that...
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That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?
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Concupiscible institution fanboi
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Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.
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  03/03/24
dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off
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My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought the...
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"my wife is white, and a sinophile"
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dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in t...
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Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization....
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Concupiscible institution fanboi

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her bike next to me and could hear them. I know for a fact my dog didn't pee on his tree so I gave him a chance to correct himself. Asked when was this and he says just now. Paused incredulously for a long second and he didn't waiver so I said "fuck you" and walked away. He goes "what! what!"

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:42 PM
Author: blue public bath foreskin

Was it a babby tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2"#47459639)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible institution fanboi

Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed when she got home (she was at brunch while this happened) that our dog pees on that tree sometimes when she walks him. She went over and apologized and the guy apologized for riding up on me this morning and they laughed about how I was MAF. Looks like we're going to be friends with these idiots now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2"#47459713)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: blue public bath foreskin

Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that they are so delicate that a little pee will kill them? Fuck apologizing to this pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2"#47460281)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: Plum striped hyena



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: claret queen of the night background story

That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2"#47459347)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: stimulating cowardly forum



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: Concupiscible institution fanboi



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: aqua headpube



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: laughsome church building



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Plum striped hyena



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:47 AM
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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Big-titted point



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: Obsidian regret

DESCRIBE ur neighbor

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible institution fanboi

Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Primrose community account

Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: out-of-control puce marketing idea

dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: Concupiscible institution fanboi

My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought them our last box of pineapple cake from Taiwan. I refuse to go over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2"#47459736)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: Electric High-end Church

To be fair,

“My wife is still talking to them in Chinese”

Lmao well played

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: Internet-worthy sweet tailpipe area



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:13 PM
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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Turquoise Multi-colored Casino Candlestick Maker



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:57 AM
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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Orchid Tank Location



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Adventurous shimmering degenerate center

What? How would your wife speak Chinese? That is so fucking random lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2"#47459744)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Primrose community account

180, love this twist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2"#47459857)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Plum striped hyena



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:05 AM
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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Talented Umber Rigpig

"my wife is white, and a sinophile"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2"#47461266)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: Avocado aggressive hall mother



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: Frozen Cracking State Double Fault

(Mitch McConnell)

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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Primrose community account



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Deep hairraiser feces whorehouse

this thread just got like 10 times better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2"#47460701)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: Pea-brained Philosopher-king Gunner

dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in the country), but it also seems like the neighbor was out of line. You should sneak out later and pee on his precious tree yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2"#47459735)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: Primrose community account

ti, oc, tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2"#47459858)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Wine wrinkle

Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2"#47459868)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: arousing sadistic corner weed whacker

Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and this Boomer woman was upset that I took the last almond milk carton. She glared at me and was like "excuse me but I'm older and disabled and I can't go to another store for this product". I just looked at her for a moment and said "I don't give a shit". She audibly gasped and was just frozen there as I walked away, you could tell she had never been talked to like that, probably married to some ubercuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2"#47459870)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: Internet-worthy sweet tailpipe area

I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the item out of my cart while I had my back turned. I made a huge scene and she gave it back and sulked away. Fucking boomers man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2"#47459878)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:49 PM
Author: Rose violent new version university

i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the very rational conclusion that “no way is this millennial shit going to make a bombastic orgy of self-righteousness SCENE to the mortification of everyone involved in any capacity over a carton of MILK” but then it turns out she stole it from—of all fucking people— tsinah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2"#47460279)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Wine wrinkle



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Plum striped hyena



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:20 PM
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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Deep hairraiser feces whorehouse



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Razzle-dazzle Stead Brethren



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: Big-titted point



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Wine wrinkle



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: Disgusting saffron property

lol

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: excitant locale ceo

You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almond milk. That’s the faggiest part of the post by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2"#47460463)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Wine wrinkle



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: arousing sadistic corner weed whacker

I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It’s for my Health or something iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2"#47460473)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Racy beta step-uncle's house therapy

No wonder u don't get laid

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: Irradiated rusted den

but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2"#47460522)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:38 AM
Author: Bipolar french pistol

I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in people’s yards but there is one anti-Canite faggot in my neighborhood who puts a dainty foot high dog barrier fence up. He’s on a corner so has a few signs in his just on the street side of his fence. I make sure the dog deposits a healthy load on each every walk. He’s a gardener so usually is sitting there seething and I just laugh at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2"#47460950)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:46 AM
Author: Alcoholic school cafeteria

dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only on XO" vibe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2"#47461201)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Razzle-dazzle Stead Brethren

The whole thread is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2"#47461213)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Big-titted point

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2"#47461258)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Primrose community account

Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOish twists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2"#47461966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:04 PM
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