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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Bearded Locus Legend
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Snowy sickened stock car hunting ground
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
arousing ape
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Alcoholic 180 public bath
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Mustard bearded temple
  08/30/25
...
dark indecent love of her life nibblets
  09/05/25
, he lisped
wonderful lettuce
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
pale dilemma pocket flask
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Bearded Locus Legend
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
pale dilemma pocket flask
  08/31/25
...
exciting brass messiness orchestra pit
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
arousing ape
  08/31/25
delusional take
exciting brass messiness orchestra pit
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
arousing ape
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
flushed laser beams
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
arousing ape
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
gay coiffed brunch quadroon
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
arousing ape
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Bearded Locus Legend
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
arousing ape
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Bearded Locus Legend
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
gay coiffed brunch quadroon
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
arousing ape
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
arousing ape
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
arousing ape
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
gay coiffed brunch quadroon
  09/05/25
...
arousing ape
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
charismatic plaza partner
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
gay coiffed brunch quadroon
  09/05/25
...
arousing ape
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
arousing ape
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
gay coiffed brunch quadroon
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Bearded Locus Legend
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Sooty Hospital Preventive Strike
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
arousing ape
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Sooty Hospital Preventive Strike
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
arousing ape
  09/05/25
Kenny
gay coiffed brunch quadroon
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Bearded Locus Legend
  09/06/25
...
Anal drab death wish
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
arousing ape
  09/06/25
...
Anal drab death wish
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Bearded Locus Legend
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
arousing ape
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Autistic heaven sweet tailpipe
  09/07/25
Explain
Bearded Locus Legend
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Sable vibrant electric furnace
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Bearded Locus Legend
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
arousing ape
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Bearded Locus Legend
  09/07/25
...
flushed laser beams
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
arousing ape
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
arousing ape
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  11/13/25


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Bearded Locus Legend

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Snowy sickened stock car hunting ground

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: arousing ape

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Alcoholic 180 public bath

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Mustard bearded temple

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: dark indecent love of her life nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: wonderful lettuce

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: pale dilemma pocket flask

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Bearded Locus Legend

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: pale dilemma pocket flask

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: exciting brass messiness orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: arousing ape

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: exciting brass messiness orchestra pit

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: arousing ape

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: flushed laser beams

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: arousing ape

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: gay coiffed brunch quadroon

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: arousing ape

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Bearded Locus Legend

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: arousing ape

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Bearded Locus Legend

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: gay coiffed brunch quadroon

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: arousing ape

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: arousing ape

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: arousing ape

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: gay coiffed brunch quadroon

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: arousing ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: charismatic plaza partner

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: gay coiffed brunch quadroon

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: arousing ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: arousing ape

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: gay coiffed brunch quadroon

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Bearded Locus Legend

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Sooty Hospital Preventive Strike

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: arousing ape

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Sooty Hospital Preventive Strike

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: arousing ape

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: gay coiffed brunch quadroon

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Bearded Locus Legend

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Anal drab death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: arousing ape

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Anal drab death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Bearded Locus Legend

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: arousing ape

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Autistic heaven sweet tailpipe

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Bearded Locus Legend

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Sable vibrant electric furnace

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Bearded Locus Legend

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: arousing ape

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Bearded Locus Legend

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: flushed laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: arousing ape

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: arousing ape

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2"#49428010)