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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM Author: mountain cat I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420643) |
Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM Author: WWED: What Would Emilio Do? (gunneratttt) have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420646) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM Author: mountain cat yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420664) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM Author: WWED: What Would Emilio Do? (gunneratttt) i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420668) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM Author: Paralegal Six Nine Just tell some n word jokes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420648) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420666) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM Author: mountain cat he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420757) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420882) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Trump smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420945) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: michael doodikoff arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420982) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM Author: Charlie Kirk Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW) go, get drunk, come home late af (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420667) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM Author: Metal Up Your Ass Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and a obviously a road worthy bass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420702) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM Author: mountain cat the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420763) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM Author: Metal Up Your Ass In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420966) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Charlie Kirk Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420980) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM Author: Darnell wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420711) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM Author: mountain cat is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420770) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM Author: AI slop This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420795) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM Author: Darnell you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420895) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM Author: Judas Jones Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420744) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM Author: mountain cat do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.
I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night. |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT Aren’t iPods crazy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421290) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: Don Spaceporn De La Squancha (β π) relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420751) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM Author: mountain cat i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420801) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM Author: Dunedain cowboy (πΎπ£) tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420952) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM Author: coiffed sandwich tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420754) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,.. direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420758) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM Author: mountain cat i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420806) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM Author: CapTTTainFalcon Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420807) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM Author: mountain cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420951) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM Author: AZNgirl Raping Taj Mahal because it's White wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49420991) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM Author: Goy A Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421274) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: unknown variables (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421291) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM Author: WordcelWorth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421338) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM Author: fulano they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2"#49421287) |