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Will you watch my CA9 argument next week? "Swinging dicks" judge on panel (epah)

Next Tuesday at 9:00 PDT One of my judges is this fellow: h...
Stirring Anal Step-uncle's House
  06/01/26
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grizzly glittery state
  06/01/26
what's it about, your fee award on trendsettah or some robin...
grizzly glittery state
  06/02/26
Whether the UK company that owns OnlyFans is subject to pers...
Stirring Anal Step-uncle's House
  06/05/26
Lol jfc. Are there still open questions like *that* on inte...
indigo private investor
  06/05/26
It's not *actually an open question, it's just a kindly elde...
Stirring Anal Step-uncle's House
  06/05/26
Are you going after the "creators" individually?
apoplectic travel guidebook
  06/09/26
The Creators did nothing wrong.
Stirring Anal Step-uncle's House
  06/09/26
Might be the one time in history that class members would pr...
indigo private investor
  06/09/26
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grizzly glittery state
  06/05/26
This is tomorrow guys FYI
Stirring Anal Step-uncle's House
  06/08/26
I will jump on as soon as my property tax protest hearing is...
Orchid goal in life quadroon
  06/08/26
Thanks man. First argument, and only 10 mins/side, so we'll...
Stirring Anal Step-uncle's House
  06/08/26
Orrick v EPAH Get your bets in now
fiercely-loyal forum
  06/08/26
epah by a mile
Stirring Anal Step-uncle's House
  06/08/26
you've been litigating this since 2022? i didn't even reali...
grizzly glittery state
  06/08/26
Lol, yeah. Our SOL goes back to summer 2018. By the time o...
Stirring Anal Step-uncle's House
  06/08/26
...
grizzly glittery state
  06/08/26
Tremendous lawyering. I have not thought about such personal...
Orchid goal in life quadroon
  06/09/26
Lol thanks man. I’m now a little embarrassed to have e...
Stirring Anal Step-uncle's House
  06/09/26
You did good. You had the better argument. How long are you ...
Orchid goal in life quadroon
  06/09/26
It’s beautiful and 66 here rn but I’m headed bac...
Stirring Anal Step-uncle's House
  06/09/26
great report, sorry i missed it
grizzly glittery state
  06/09/26
What are damages like in Onlyfans-recurring-charges litigati...
apoplectic travel guidebook
  06/09/26
On its face it's just restitution of the "unlawful"...
Stirring Anal Step-uncle's House
  06/09/26
...
grizzly glittery state
  06/09/26
This isn't the most sympathetic class of plaintiffs though. ...
apoplectic travel guidebook
  06/09/26
fraud is fraud
grizzly glittery state
  06/09/26
The money has to go somewhere. It’d be weird for a per...
Stirring Anal Step-uncle's House
  06/09/26
Just rewatched this. And realized that the case will likely...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  06/28/26
That Tall Man is Cr and 180
....,....,.......,.........,....,.,....
  06/28/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Stirring Anal Step-uncle's House

Next Tuesday at 9:00 PDT

One of my judges is this fellow: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845118&mc=6&forum_id=2#top

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2"#49910818)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: grizzly glittery state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2"#49910820)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: grizzly glittery state

what's it about, your fee award on trendsettah or some robinson patman act stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2"#49911719)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: Stirring Anal Step-uncle's House

Whether the UK company that owns OnlyFans is subject to personal jurisdiction in CA.

(We've sued them under CA's Automatic Renewal Law for automatically renewing "Fans'" subscriptions to "Creators" without disclosing that it'll be a recurring charge. Our kindly elderly judge determined that they're not subject to Jx in CA because they hadn't "specifically targeted" California consumers)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2"#49917025)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: indigo private investor

Lol jfc. Are there still open questions like *that* on internet minimum contacts? Just set up your site to not allow California IP addresses, like how when I take depos in red states now I have to use my imagination to jerk off because porn sites want my DL and birth certificate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2"#49917027)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Stirring Anal Step-uncle's House

It's not *actually an open question, it's just a kindly elderly judge who assumed that Orrick biglolyers probably know a lot about jurisdiction, so we should do what they say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2"#49917032)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: apoplectic travel guidebook

Are you going after the "creators" individually?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2"#49925493)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Stirring Anal Step-uncle's House

The Creators did nothing wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2"#49925689)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: indigo private investor

Might be the one time in history that class members would prefer an in-kind suck-n-fuck coupon settlement over whatever nominal $$ they'd otherwise get.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2"#49926483)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: grizzly glittery state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2"#49917746)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: Stirring Anal Step-uncle's House

This is tomorrow guys FYI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2"#49923044)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: Orchid goal in life quadroon

I will jump on as soon as my property tax protest hearing is over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2"#49923058)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Stirring Anal Step-uncle's House

Thanks man. First argument, and only 10 mins/side, so we'll be pau by 9:30 at the latest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2"#49923061)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal forum

Orrick v EPAH

Get your bets in now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2"#49923048)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Stirring Anal Step-uncle's House

epah by a mile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2"#49923052)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: grizzly glittery state

you've been litigating this since 2022? i didn't even realize onlyfans has been around that long - i guess it pays to be an early adopter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2"#49924087)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Stirring Anal Step-uncle's House

Lol, yeah. Our SOL goes back to summer 2018. By the time of judgment it's going to be 10 years of all auto-renewals in CA. It'll be well over $1B by then. Unfortunately our only claim is under the UCL so it'll be a judge deciding, and obv he'll think of some way to pare it down, like perhaps to only the first renewal, and then say, "the user should have reviewed his cc statement and known better."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2"#49924117)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: grizzly glittery state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2"#49924129)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Orchid goal in life quadroon

Tremendous lawyering. I have not thought about such personal jurisdiction issues in years and the deep analysis was both majestic and scholarly. I also thought that your short rebuttal that put the focus back on the subsequent conduct of the Defendant was superb. Laser focused. You came back into the ring like Mike Tyson and dropped the mic on that nerd lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2"#49925237)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: Stirring Anal Step-uncle's House

Lol thanks man. I’m now a little embarrassed to have even posted it, it was so uneventful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2"#49925288)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Orchid goal in life quadroon

You did good. You had the better argument. How long are you staying in SF for? I wish I was in SF today. It's hot as fuck here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2"#49925300)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Stirring Anal Step-uncle's House

It’s beautiful and 66 here rn but I’m headed back to the airport (after coming in at 6:00 on a redeye). Can’t stand to be away from HI even for a minute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2"#49925471)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: grizzly glittery state

great report, sorry i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2"#49926434)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 1:59 PM
Author: apoplectic travel guidebook

What are damages like in Onlyfans-recurring-charges litigation? Do plaintiffs have a duty to mitigate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2"#49925494)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Stirring Anal Step-uncle's House

On its face it's just restitution of the "unlawful" charges. We have Judge Breyer who is supposed to be unafraid of nuclear judgments, so we'll see what unfolds (there's surprisingly little caselaw as to whether at some point the consumer is required to review their charges and unsubscribe -- perhaps especially once they've first realized how it works)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2"#49925699)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: grizzly glittery state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2"#49926437)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: apoplectic travel guidebook

This isn't the most sympathetic class of plaintiffs though. What other remedies are available?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2"#49926443)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: grizzly glittery state

fraud is fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2"#49926552)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: Stirring Anal Step-uncle's House

The money has to go somewhere. It’d be weird for a person taking that moral view to conclude that it’s better for the pornographer to keep it than to give it back to the lonely masturbators and shut-ins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2"#49926576)



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Date: June 28th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Just rewatched this. And realized that the case will likely be decided by the height transition from 18:16 to 18:30: https://youtu.be/V3P2ZxZwI9E?t=1096

Esp at 19:11, when the video guy is like, "whoa, this is a Tall Man," and has to adjust the camera.

Basically game over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2"#49966677)



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Date: June 28th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: ....,....,.......,.........,....,.,....


That Tall Man is Cr and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2"#49966679)