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Opening my own Gastropub in a few months, menu is ready, taking Qs
| Soul-stirring Drunken Incel Address | 08/11/25 |
| silver lascivious parlor | 08/11/25 |
| Soul-stirring Drunken Incel Address | 08/11/25 |
| silver lascivious parlor | 08/11/25 |
| Soul-stirring Drunken Incel Address | 08/11/25 |
| silver lascivious parlor | 08/11/25 |
| The Soo CR National Champion JUGGERNAUT | 08/13/25 |
| The Soo CR National Champion JUGGERNAUT | 08/13/25 |
| butt cheeks | 08/13/25 |
| Nothing Ever Happens | 08/13/25 |
| butt cheeks | 08/13/25 |
| butt cheeks | 08/13/25 |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: Soul-stirring Drunken Incel Address The Foraged Philosopher Tagline: Seasonally Sourced. Existentially Prepared.
STARTERS • Air of Provence – Lavender-infused oxygen captured at sunrise in southern France, released tableside for direct inhalation. $17 • Beet Tartare (Reimagined) – Hand-chopped raw heirloom beets, fermented for 41 days, plated on a reclaimed vinyl record. Served with antique silver tweezers. $26 • Bone Marrow Cortado – Roasted bone marrow poured into a demitasse, topped with oat milk foam, garnished with dehydrated shiitake dust. $22
MAINS • Phantom Venison – A venison course without the venison: smoked lichen, spruce ash, and a narrated field recording of a deer walking through snow. $48 • Inverted Burger – Wagyu beef sliced thin to form the bun; patty of compressed golden beets and charred plum. Served with truffle ketchup in an eyedropper. $39 • Absentee Ramen – Cold buckwheat noodles, pickled pine shoots, quail yolk cured in kelp brine. No broth; broth vapor diffused intermittently at your table. $42
SIDES • Pickled Unknowns – Five unlabelled fermented vegetables, chosen by the chef each evening. Served in test tubes. $14 • Charcoal Yam – Whole yam coated in edible charcoal, smashed at your table with a vintage croquet mallet. $18
DESSERTS • Whiskey Balloon – Helium balloon filled with vaporized single malt; inhale until deflated. $28 • Birch Sap Granita – Hand-harvested birch sap, frozen and shaved by a staff member cycling a restored 1920s stationary bike. $21
DRINKS • Single-Origin Ice Flight – Four artisanal ice cubes from different global water sources; paired with still or sparkling water. $19 • Cold Brew Negroni – 72-hour Ethiopian cold brew, Campari reduction, small-batch gin, stirred over volcanic basalt. $31 • Rotating Saison – Only saisons, all brewed in barrels that once aged kombucha. Market price
We will have 8 more beers on tap. No IPAs though. Too mainstream.
Suggestions?
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Date: August 11th, 2025 2:43 PM Author: silver lascivious parlor After actually reading this would be 180 if you were serious just for the lolz of watching people convince themselves this is great and totally worth the $. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761164&forum_id=2),#49175303) |
Date: August 11th, 2025 2:34 PM Author: Soul-stirring Drunken Incel Address My partner originally named it Beard & Brine (So Hipster it Hurts) but I vetoed it because I want it to be like a Wes Anderson inspired mockumentary of a hipster gastropub (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761164&forum_id=2),#49175277) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: silver lascivious parlor Question for my imposter, did this use the AI hipster menu generator from that thread about places with "The Burger" on their menu? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761164&forum_id=2),#49175281) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: Soul-stirring Drunken Incel Address No I did not. Link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761164&forum_id=2),#49175286) |
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Date: August 11th, 2025 2:40 PM Author: silver lascivious parlor https://www.brooklynbarmenus.com/
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5536900&mc=134&forum_id=2 |
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Date: August 13th, 2025 12:03 PM Author: The Soo CR National Champion JUGGERNAUT 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761164&forum_id=2),#49181592) |
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Date: August 13th, 2025 12:07 PM Author: The Soo CR National Champion JUGGERNAUT We’re low on air of Provence can you bring some back? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761164&forum_id=2),#49181603) |
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Date: August 13th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑) amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761164&forum_id=2),#49181610) |
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Date: August 13th, 2025 12:11 PM Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐) lol @ the tool being old enough that those prices are now basically what you pay at chipotle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761164&forum_id=2),#49181614) |
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Date: August 13th, 2025 12:14 PM Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑) bay leaf with pan-seared shell bean & assorted monkfish croquettes 16 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761164&forum_id=2),#49181623) |
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Date: August 13th, 2025 12:10 PM Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑) I would 100% order the inverted burger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761164&forum_id=2),#49181611) |