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ITT I post the FB posts of Azn megashrew I've met

Through circumstances I can't quite recall, I'm FB friends w...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
https://about.me/gothamgreen212 Lisa Green Chau Public S...
Unhinged senate codepig
  09/22/24
A classic from 2013, when she started posting Notes about he...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
lol at this retard, wolfgang's steakhouse is not wolfgang pu...
very tactful pea-brained idiot dopamine
  05/13/15
...
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  05/13/15
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Lilac laughsome sweet tailpipe
  05/13/15
true. but it is still nice when the owner comes out to talk ...
Black bonkers nowag hell
  07/14/15
how did she fuck this one up? did she ding for having too ma...
Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address
  05/13/15
...
light titillating gay wizard university
  05/13/15
There's no way the OP is churning these out on his own at th...
Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address
  05/13/15
...
light titillating gay wizard university
  05/13/15
...
Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address
  05/13/15
#1 = 180
Histrionic Silver Goal In Life Toilet Seat
  05/13/15
Also from 2013: Emma's Friends, Not Impressed So, I th...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
From two weeks after dreamy architecture-obsessed real estat...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
I'm fucking dying here.
Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address
  05/13/15
"Owns two Omega watches. Idiosyncratic. Just my type.&q...
Transparent old irish cottage
  05/13/15
...
trip school psychic
  03/24/17
...
Gold deep shrine degenerate
  11/24/17
JFC there are real people like this? This isn't just Johnsme...
Flirting Cream Institution Therapy
  05/13/15
not flame.
Swashbuckling Half-breed Pistol
  10/17/16
3 days after the idiot: Well, That's Different Almost ...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
"My idea of a vacation is flying to Switzerland to go s...
Frozen center windowlicker
  05/13/15
This is fake, right? You're making this up. You have to be. ...
Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address
  05/13/15
Literally none of this is flame, man. I am copy-pasting and ...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
...
embarrassed to the bone sexy home prole
  06/15/15
Another 2 weeks pass: Yay! After three days of MEH (Po...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
>Spent the rest of the day taking more photos of Manhatta...
Curious Gas Station
  05/29/15
EAT ALL THE THINGS
Irradiated harsh kitchen
  03/24/16
A month later: I am A Horrible, Shallow Person He: Wou...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
fatality
Frozen center windowlicker
  05/13/15
LOL i love the guys response here
Soul-stirring parlor mexican
  05/13/15
...
Aphrodisiac dilemma
  05/13/15
...
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  05/13/15
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azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  06/15/15
What an insane super shrew
Indigo Dingle Berry New Version
  05/13/15
Oh c'mon. What, she's just supposed to meet a complete stran...
talented step-uncle's house jewess
  05/13/15
So you're saying he's a "complete stranger" becaus...
Curious Gas Station
  05/29/15
I think it's hard to say what the situation was here without...
thriller state knife
  10/14/18
You are #2 poaster after NM in my book haha
embarrassed to the bone sexy home prole
  06/15/15
This cannot be life.
Ultramarine Motley Chad Garrison
  05/13/15
Yet another month passes: B is Not for Banker?? B is curr...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
Please no more. I'm losing too much faith in humanity.
Ultramarine Motley Chad Garrison
  05/13/15
I seriously loling right now. Can't believe this person exis...
aromatic trailer park
  05/13/15
...
Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address
  05/13/15
...
light titillating gay wizard university
  05/13/15
>The wristwatch situation, however -- May be forced to ta...
Curious Gas Station
  05/29/15
how has no one called her an insufferable cunt irl
Bull Headed Appetizing Property Pervert
  04/22/20
Two days later (I should mention that with these notes I am ...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
what is this woman's job? approximate income?
Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address
  05/13/15
Discussed a bit further below, but the honest answer is that...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
Pretty long gap, going into 2014: TigerGirl Can't Change ...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
Another gap of several months: This Month on Forever Alon...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
she is the embodiment of all that i hate, non-SJW division
Frozen center windowlicker
  05/13/15
lol at non-SJW division
aromatic trailer park
  05/13/15
180.
Aphrodisiac dilemma
  05/13/15
...
Lilac laughsome sweet tailpipe
  05/13/15
...
supple learning disabled stage people who are hurt
  05/16/18
excellent
Glassy startled puppy cruise ship
  05/13/15
My dates often end up sounding like MBA team meetings. My...
Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address
  05/13/15
...
light titillating gay wizard university
  05/13/15
...
embarrassed to the bone sexy home prole
  06/15/15
I'm very sad that I'm following a no-pics policy for this be...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
Finally, a Worthy Suitor! Finally, a Worthy Suitor! Finall...
Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address
  05/13/15
That post was the one where I first realized that XO might e...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
...
Glassy startled puppy cruise ship
  05/13/15
Some of the follow-up comments to this one are great (all fr...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
Pure unhinged xo poaster level fantasy
embarrassed to the bone sexy home prole
  06/15/15
People like this make me question the value of higher educat...
vengeful translucent travel guidebook
  05/13/15
...
Aphrodisiac dilemma
  05/13/15
...
adventurous area
  05/13/15
...
light titillating gay wizard university
  05/13/15
Hook her up with JJC.
Smoky meetinghouse
  05/13/15
...
Exhilarant fat ankles
  02/03/17
sorry bro but this is boring as fuark also $10,000 says s...
mind-boggling main people house
  05/13/15
3 days later: I Meant it as a COMPLIMENT!!! Emma: He's...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
i love that these all get like 3 likes a picture of my dog'...
sticky affirmative action
  02/14/16
I read all of these and i am seriously closer to killing mys...
Soul-stirring parlor mexican
  05/13/15
i'm sure she's totally worth it
Aphrodisiac dilemma
  05/13/15
She's fat to boot
Indigo Dingle Berry New Version
  05/13/15
We need to enact societal change to prevent this from happen...
vengeful translucent travel guidebook
  05/13/15
If CharlesPHD murdered this gook in cold blood and i was on ...
Soul-stirring parlor mexican
  05/13/15
Most people probably would.
vengeful translucent travel guidebook
  05/13/15
why does this make you angry? She's going to end up alone or...
Flirting Cream Institution Therapy
  05/13/15
...
Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address
  05/13/15
...
bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water
  04/21/20
What does she bring to the table? Apparently not looks and ...
Exciting orange dog poop
  05/13/15
guessing: good educational credentials, meh looks, an essen...
Aphrodisiac dilemma
  05/13/15
That's prob about right. I'm guessing shitty unfulfilling j...
Exciting orange dog poop
  05/13/15
probs.
Aphrodisiac dilemma
  05/13/15
So nothing?
Indigo Dingle Berry New Version
  05/13/15
She has a LAC undergrad and an Ivy MA. She seems to have a v...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
sounds pretty flamey...
Aphrodisiac dilemma
  05/13/15
...
Flirting Cream Institution Therapy
  05/13/15
Edit: Thanks, bro.
Big Corner
  05/13/15
Fine but why would you leave out that hilarious detail? It m...
Flirting Cream Institution Therapy
  05/13/15
Getting a dude who's accomplished something with his life is...
Exciting orange dog poop
  05/13/15
women ALWAYS want a more accomplished guy. even the ones wh...
Aphrodisiac dilemma
  05/13/15
She's probably *not* a 3, as rated by OP.
talented step-uncle's house jewess
  05/13/15
That's the end of the notes, so here's one of her Instagram ...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
...
Flirting Cream Institution Therapy
  05/13/15
i think you underestimate doobs.
Aphrodisiac dilemma
  05/13/15
Alas, probably.
Big Corner
  05/13/15
Altogether, she posted 36 photos (with about 12 different st...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
How hot is she?
aromatic trailer park
  05/13/15
Maybe a 4 or so, depending on your rating scale. Overweight ...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
HOLY FUCK. why are these guys talking to her
Aphrodisiac dilemma
  05/13/15
You know, let me revise it down. Probably a 3 at best, looki...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
ok so my point stands by a factor of 10? who the fuck are t...
Aphrodisiac dilemma
  05/13/15
How disappointing. I was assuming she was an objective 8.
aromatic trailer park
  05/13/15
this is hard to believe. she's got to be at least an objecti...
crimson free-loading famous landscape painting national security agency
  05/13/15
...
aromatic trailer park
  05/13/15
Hmm...how about you post a pic of what you think a 5 Asian i...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
http://i.imgur.com/LyAElgF.jpg Second from left on the ny...
crimson free-loading famous landscape painting national security agency
  05/13/15
ty for posting this again, this scale is so lol
very tactful pea-brained idiot dopamine
  05/13/15
It is lulzy
aromatic trailer park
  05/13/15
lol i know man but it's an important piece of board histo...
crimson free-loading famous landscape painting national security agency
  05/13/15
That scale is shit btw.
aromatic trailer park
  05/13/15
there is no coherence to it
very tactful pea-brained idiot dopamine
  05/13/15
...
aromatic trailer park
  05/13/15
CR, the "6" UCLA cheerleader WG on his scale is &g...
tripping obsidian dragon parlour
  05/13/15
as a fellow yellow fever breh i agree i still think secon...
crimson free-loading famous landscape painting national security agency
  05/13/15
Yeah, I'm glad we agree.
aromatic trailer park
  05/13/15
LOL, if THAT'S a five she's probably closer to a 2.
Big Corner
  05/13/15
Oh c'mon.
aromatic trailer park
  05/13/15
She is just not hot man. She has no real attractive features...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
There is no gradient. Hysterical nonetheless
Confused Drunken Rehab Wagecucks
  10/12/15
ALL the Asians looks the same. LOL.
Black bonkers nowag hell
  03/10/16
Okay, skipping past all the Instagram shit. Here's a post fr...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
man what I'd give to get her in a front of a fucking psychoa...
Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address
  05/13/15
...
light titillating gay wizard university
  05/13/15
"My boyfriend is like a Lamborghini. I don't have a Lam...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
"An otherwise intelligent fellow Ivy graduate INSISTS t...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
He's got her pegged.
Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address
  05/13/15
"Tonight's date: What are you reading? Emma: Bloomberg ...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
twist: the date regularly reads top economic journals and fi...
Rose Lascivious Theater Stage
  05/13/15
this is completely ridiculous, and why America is a bottom 1...
lemon charismatic roommate
  05/13/15
i mean your schtick is generally entire shit but there's som...
Aphrodisiac dilemma
  05/13/15
Yeah, last name looks Chinese.
Big Corner
  05/13/15
well, but bpm.
Aphrodisiac dilemma
  05/13/15
jfc.
lemon charismatic roommate
  05/13/15
"Writing about the dismal job market & some people'...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
die.
Aphrodisiac dilemma
  05/13/15
But you have an IVY MA!?!?!?
Indigo Dingle Berry New Version
  05/13/15
Last year, she took the Buzzfeed Quiz "Which Ivy League...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
Here's a gem from last year that sheds some light on her pro...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
nternet theorist Doc Searls
Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address
  05/13/15
...
light titillating gay wizard university
  05/13/15
"Other than letters of recommendation, application for ...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
people like this only exist in the world because we let them...
adventurous area
  05/13/15
this is what happens when you remove subhuman chinks from th...
lemon charismatic roommate
  05/13/15
Nobody normal really fetishizes asians, guys will just fuck ...
adventurous area
  05/13/15
mostly just chinks and the TTT christian Koreans. japanese a...
lemon charismatic roommate
  05/13/15
true japs are a good example why are they letting TTT crass ...
adventurous area
  05/13/15
There are some in Socal
Lilac laughsome sweet tailpipe
  05/13/15
um, they were assimilated bro. all succumbed to CHAD eventua...
Provocative sound barrier
  05/29/15
...
Glassy startled puppy cruise ship
  05/13/15
"When a very successful entrepreneur takes you to lunch...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
lol. THAT
Aphrodisiac dilemma
  05/13/15
300 (Yes, three hundred) pounds of clothing shipped off. Two...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
Wtf
Metal background story useless brakes
  10/12/15
"Tonight, Friend played a simplified version of the gam...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
WHO THE FUCK IS TAKING THESE BITCHES TO BOULEY ON A FIRST DA...
very tactful pea-brained idiot dopamine
  05/13/15
and she's a 3.
Aphrodisiac dilemma
  05/13/15
glad we're on the same wavelength here. holy shit.
Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address
  05/13/15
...
light titillating gay wizard university
  05/13/15
This doesn't make sense. How is this woman attracting suc...
Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address
  05/13/15
...
Aphrodisiac dilemma
  05/13/15
she never seems to mention the guys' looks. might have some...
Bateful alcoholic halford marketing idea
  05/13/15
my eyes are bulging and I'm pounding my head into my table r...
Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address
  05/13/15
*Friend1 looking over my shoulder as I read a private messag...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
stop
Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address
  05/13/15
why won't they kill her
Glassy startled puppy cruise ship
  05/13/15
...
bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water
  04/21/20
Commenting on every single red-carpeter at the 2012 Oscars: ...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
why God WHY
Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address
  05/13/15
...
light titillating gay wizard university
  05/14/15
YES! I knew I would see one of these!! LJL
embarrassed to the bone sexy home prole
  06/15/15
Religious views: good food good friends Political views: Ve...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
looks like we've got a rawlsian SCHOLAR here...
Rose Lascivious Theater Stage
  05/13/15
...
Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address
  05/13/15
Is there any way we can market this chick?
aromatic trailer park
  05/13/15
I thought xo was flame and that people like this dont actual...
Odious idiotic space striped hyena
  05/13/15
Good Lord.
elite underhanded location clown
  05/13/15
Is the watch obsession an azn thing? The only other people ...
Fighting mood
  05/13/15
...
light titillating gay wizard university
  05/13/15
yes, i live in asia and people are constantly surprised i do...
very tactful pea-brained idiot dopamine
  05/13/15
i used to think this, but i'm about to cave and get a starte...
lemon charismatic roommate
  05/13/15
which one you looking at? i dont think i could maintain one ...
very tactful pea-brained idiot dopamine
  05/13/15
i like Omega's, but i need to do more research. might just p...
lemon charismatic roommate
  05/13/15
Don't sell out
Indigo Dingle Berry New Version
  05/13/15
and it's a meaningless status symbol in an age where we carr...
Glassy startled puppy cruise ship
  05/13/15
...
bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water
  04/21/20
She sounds ugly and horrible. How have you not unsubscribed ...
tripping obsidian dragon parlour
  05/13/15
I'm pretty tolerant when it comes to my feed and I enjoy see...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
I'm the same way. Have a couple like these -- not nearly as ...
Glassy startled puppy cruise ship
  05/13/15
subtle soft tooth trolling
Garnet big-titted base
  02/02/17
"Home from a 3 hour date with a super ADORABLE 6'4"...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
"10 minutes into today's brunch date: You studied writi...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
how do you restrain yourself from commenting if you won't bl...
tripping obsidian dragon parlour
  05/13/15
I mostly just find it funny. I don't get MAF about this sort...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
"Real question: Does anyone use email for non-work reas...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
The contemporary mid-30s urban asian shrew is the most fungi...
elite underhanded location clown
  05/13/15
She has pinned 4,644 things on Pinterest.
Big Corner
  05/13/15
...
bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water
  04/21/20
It's bizarre when people want qualities in others just to &q...
lake menage genital piercing
  05/13/15
...
Aphrodisiac dilemma
  05/13/15
...
Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address
  05/13/15
She would fail the Voight-Kampff test.
Orchid greedy market
  05/13/15
and the turing test
lake menage genital piercing
  05/14/15
LOL'd
Hairraiser business firm
  06/15/15
so she went to Penn, right?
Transparent old irish cottage
  05/13/15
she seems like a columbia MA to me
Bateful alcoholic halford marketing idea
  05/13/15
Prob. journalism
Spectacular dark theater
  05/14/15
this sounds 100% correct
cracking ivory haunted graveyard sanctuary
  05/14/15
I would have guessed Cornell for sure.
Slap-happy Stag Film Karate
  05/13/15
If not flame, I can only conclude the reason I'm not going o...
talented step-uncle's house jewess
  05/13/15
...
razzle-dazzle tanning salon depressive
  05/14/15
how has her head not been bashed in yet? is this really the ...
Fragrant Lavender Blood Rage
  05/13/15
yes, it really is.
Orchid greedy market
  05/13/15
btw you need to post a screen shot with identifying info bla...
Transparent old irish cottage
  05/13/15
There is no way he is making this much shit up. Too much det...
Multi-colored Office Persian
  05/13/15
yeah i agree, i think it's real. but seeing a screen shot wo...
Transparent old irish cottage
  05/13/15
I'm a bit paranoid about accidentally outing myself with PC ...
Big Corner
  05/13/15
don't do it - obviously you're not making this much up and y...
Glassy startled puppy cruise ship
  05/13/15
MODS! plz stop Charles XII from outing 433.
Orchid greedy market
  05/13/15
no-one remembers creepy pumo flameout? this won't end well
khaki electric furnace
  05/13/15
SHREWMO OUTTED!!!
Indigo Dingle Berry New Version
  05/13/15
...
Orchid greedy market
  05/14/15
shitty flame
self-absorbed casino
  05/13/15
Bro, how the Hell could I produce a flame this massive?
Big Corner
  05/13/15
Though the moniker is fitting for such a claim.
Big Corner
  05/13/15
Posted at 1 AM last night: "Men in tuxes. Yes, pleas...
Big Corner
  05/14/15
Sounds like a misguided attempt at branding herself s some k...
Spectacular dark theater
  05/14/15
wasn't RSF at a black tie party last night?
Bateful alcoholic halford marketing idea
  05/15/15
"Updating my LinkedIn profile & found out that I wa...
Big Corner
  05/14/15
I glanced at said write-up and it turns out it describes som...
Big Corner
  05/15/15
"The 22 most memorable quotes from the new Elon Musk bo...
Big Corner
  05/15/15
You are doing God's work in this thread, bro, keep it up.
Lilac laughsome sweet tailpipe
  05/15/15
"Swiping Right on Tinder, but Staying Put - NYTimes.com...
Big Corner
  05/16/15
"Actually, I am interested in the timepiece. Mmm... Tim...
Big Corner
  05/16/15
"It comes as no surprise to anyone who knows me, & ...
Big Corner
  05/28/15
I don't believe anyone would write "okay future husband...
talented step-uncle's house jewess
  05/28/15
No, I want to believe this isn't flame.
aromatic trailer park
  05/28/15
Well, if you insist: http://imgur.com/zlRzTep
Big Corner
  05/28/15
...
aromatic trailer park
  05/28/15
Oh God.
talented step-uncle's house jewess
  05/29/15
wtf is she hot
Electric copper field corn cake
  05/28/15
A 4 at best.
Big Corner
  05/28/15
lol, she actually pays for a subscription to aSW still?
tripping obsidian dragon parlour
  05/28/15
wonder if its more embarrassing to have ur nude pics in publ...
Self-centered twinkling jew
  05/28/15
oh what a nested parentheses scholar!
Provocative sound barrier
  05/29/15
someone needs to scrape all her posts and make a markov chai...
Heady Round Eye
  05/28/15
Holy fuck. I googled around and found OP's chick (no doobs, ...
Brass hall
  05/29/15
jfc she's terrible and could be a binary 0.
onyx athletic conference
  05/29/15
could be? wtf is wrong with you, IS
Electric copper field corn cake
  05/29/15
Oh god, I never noticed, but her FB is 100% public, isn't it...
Big Corner
  05/29/15
...
Brass hall
  05/29/15
I mean, it's a public account, so it's basically like linkin...
Big Corner
  05/29/15
I don't hate her as much after seeing how ugly she is. I ju...
Know-it-all slimy church building
  05/29/15
...
aromatic trailer park
  06/12/15
FUCK we have the mutual friends. all insufferable. lol
onyx athletic conference
  06/15/15
This makes me wonder how many poasters I'm one degree of sep...
Big Corner
  06/15/15
i know for a fact I was friends with several poasters via pr...
onyx athletic conference
  06/15/15
still hilarious that I had a handful of mutual friends with ...
stirring cyan tank queen of the night
  12/27/15
fuck her shit wont load
embarrassed to the bone sexy home prole
  06/15/15
do it. XO could use a new mascot
Bateful alcoholic halford marketing idea
  05/29/15
That is one of the more hideous women I've ever seen.
Ocher sandwich
  05/29/15
lol i threw up a little
Electric copper field corn cake
  05/29/15
Please be flame. *torches this entire thread*
talented step-uncle's house jewess
  05/29/15
*smothers you with this thread*
Stubborn crystalline kitty
  12/27/15
...
Brass hall
  05/29/15
WTF, I figured she'd at least be skinny
vivacious aqua ape
  05/29/15
As a yellowfever mo I'm incredibly disappointed.
aromatic trailer park
  06/12/15
...
Brass hall
  05/29/15
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
vengeful translucent travel guidebook
  06/15/15
LOL holy shit: I'm Team Amal Aamuddin Clooney, the Imposs...
Big Corner
  05/30/15
...
Brass hall
  05/30/15
Your poast needs a trigger warning.
Lilac laughsome sweet tailpipe
  06/12/15
*Turns to stone*
aromatic trailer park
  06/12/15
reading through this entire thread for the first time and la...
Infuriating chocolate laser beams
  01/02/18
She is hideous and a liar. She should be put down immediatel...
snowy nudist set boistinker
  06/12/15
Omg please be flame. How can she be getting more dates than ...
talented step-uncle's house jewess
  06/12/15
...
snowy nudist set boistinker
  06/12/15
she is mentally ill.
lemon charismatic roommate
  06/15/15
...
bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water
  04/21/20
This thread is 180 and 120 at the same time. Thank to O...
turquoise box office
  06/12/15
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aromatic trailer park
  08/23/17
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azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  06/15/15
Anyone rating her as a 4 is a sick fuck.
vengeful translucent travel guidebook
  06/15/15
She's still dating away: Tonight's date is a super tan, f...
Big Corner
  07/04/15
How the fuck does she land dudes like that? He must be hide...
Indigo Dingle Berry New Version
  07/04/15
she looks really familiar, I swear I've dealt with her... sh...
Spectacular dark theater
  07/04/15
Naturally: "Tinder dater Michelle Thomas writes open...
Big Corner
  07/14/15
Lol. I'm in disbelief. I've never met anyone like this befor...
Passionate Pearl Black Woman Gunner
  07/14/15
That means you have NEVER lived in any major American metrop...
house-broken adulterous national personal credit line
  07/14/15
guys the dating stories are mostly or entirely false. stop ...
floppy bronze heaven jap
  07/14/15
If they're flame, it's all created by her. None of this is f...
Big Corner
  10/11/15
Oh boy, another dating post, from last week: "Someho...
Big Corner
  10/11/15
lol at having to explain what HYP is. what unprestigious aud...
stimulating chartreuse locale mediation
  10/11/15
Well, she did go to a mere second-tier Ivy.
Big Corner
  10/11/15
LMAO, this is from one day before the post about having two ...
Big Corner
  10/11/15
Haven't updated this in a while, mainly because most of what...
Big Corner
  12/27/15
This bitch does not have a soul.
vengeful translucent travel guidebook
  12/27/15
...
Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address
  12/27/15
I call flame No one can be so clueless
Out-of-control tan stead
  12/27/15
LOL at PACKER. lofty PACKER! 40k to go the brooklyn equi...
stirring cyan tank queen of the night
  12/27/15
Not being from the land of five-figure prep schools, I'm gue...
Big Corner
  12/27/15
yeah. here is the thing. it's all bullshit. all of it. ...
stirring cyan tank queen of the night
  12/27/15
jfc this thread is a horrible rabbit hole
erotic medicated lay ladyboy
  12/27/15
...
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  12/27/15
this is all rather unbelievable and i'm amazed that she exis...
Transparent old irish cottage
  12/27/15
180 thread OP set her up with jjc OFS
ebony razzmatazz partner
  12/27/15
"Tonight's date broke up with his gorgeous, gorgeous &a...
Big Corner
  12/29/15
Please tell me this one is fake.
180 claret point
  12/29/15
100% real, posted about 14 hours ago.
Big Corner
  12/29/15
...
bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water
  04/21/20
"Why am I already discussing engagement rings with Thur...
Big Corner
  01/04/16
...
concupiscible brunch selfie
  01/04/16
This is one of the GOATUS threads of 2015
Lilac laughsome sweet tailpipe
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Glittery Chapel Legal Warrant
  01/21/16
Is this what they mean when they say Asians have no soul? T...
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  01/04/16
Accused of being socialist by an attorney living in a ultra ...
Big Corner
  01/17/16
...
concupiscible brunch selfie
  01/17/16
"My friends will LOVE: UPenn guy no longer interested a...
Big Corner
  01/21/16
One of the follow-ups comments are great as well: "I...
Big Corner
  01/21/16
...
Glittery Chapel Legal Warrant
  01/21/16
You've met this person in the flesh? She sounds like the liv...
Heady Round Eye
  01/21/16
Yeah, I've met her IRL, though it predated my discovery of X...
Big Corner
  01/21/16
Four days ago she posted a short video wishing happy birthda...
Big Corner
  02/13/16
Her birthday wish is for "Wellington!" which I gat...
Buff insane cuckoldry
  04/16/16
...
bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water
  04/21/20
Have you noticed how she awkwardly jams her (manicured and b...
Buff insane cuckoldry
  02/29/16
I hadn't but now that you've mentioned it I see it everywher...
Big Corner
  02/29/16
"Aaaaaand, we're back from our dating hiatus? Now chatt...
Big Corner
  03/10/16
jfc
sienna outnumbered range
  03/10/16
*shoots flame thrower into that comment exchange*
Transparent old irish cottage
  03/24/16
...
fiercely-loyal library
  04/06/16
"If I could afford to be in school for a lifetime...&qu...
Big Corner
  03/24/16
"SuperLiked a 39 year old, blond Dartmouth Columbia boy...
Big Corner
  04/06/16
she's pulling like a shrew version of XO Milo and is vamping...
stirring cyan tank queen of the night
  04/06/16
Half Of Ivy League Students Get This WRONG, Will You? Share ...
Big Corner
  04/10/16
"He .tells. me to keep my phone on until 1am. Doesn't t...
Big Corner
  04/10/16
"Tonight, 64 year old racist lectured my friend & m...
Big Corner
  04/15/16
Johnsmeyer isn't a pound over 300
Lilac laughsome sweet tailpipe
  04/15/16
"the man is a 350 pound diabetic Italian holding a pint...
Brass hall
  04/21/17
Sheesh, she's really been upping her date-posting: "...
Big Corner
  04/15/16
Brother, I am fascinated by this chick. The pure delusion wi...
Buff insane cuckoldry
  04/16/16
The most astonishing thing to me is that she's been quasi-bl...
Big Corner
  04/16/16
Honestly I'm baffled that she even gets first dates. As has ...
Buff insane cuckoldry
  04/16/16
A year later, and she's still a megashrew. She just linked t...
Big Corner
  05/13/16
Scholarship
cerebral grizzly temple
  05/13/16
...
bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water
  04/21/20
Today, she posted a link to this article, paired with the fo...
Big Corner
  05/23/16
C'mon I thought this was a great one.
Big Corner
  05/23/16
pls poast more interactions between ppl who comment on her u...
azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  05/23/16
Glad you asked, because I went back and it has a pretty good...
Big Corner
  05/23/16
ugh, jfc. *cringe-jacking myself* OH GOD UHHHHHH
azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  05/23/16
HO LEE FUCK
galvanic thirsty hospital
  05/23/16
...
azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  05/23/16
WHY??? :P LOL. // Why Hong Kong's Richest Man Wears a $500 W...
Big Corner
  07/02/16
...
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  10/17/16
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  10/17/16
jfc
poppy hideous wrinkle public bath
  10/17/16
...
cheese-eating theatre
  02/03/17
...
bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water
  04/21/20
This is still going. In the past month, she has made 11 sepa...
Big Corner
  10/17/16
i want to fucking die after reading this
poppy hideous wrinkle public bath
  10/17/16
DC?
galvanic thirsty hospital
  10/17/16
NYC apparently she sounds like a good fit for DC now that...
poppy hideous wrinkle public bath
  10/17/16
Totally unintentional in January: First #date of the month o...
Big Corner
  02/03/17
what the fuck
dashing swollen turdskin
  02/03/17
You're doing God's work in this thread, brother
Lilac laughsome sweet tailpipe
  02/03/17
ty friend
Big Corner
  02/03/17
how ugly are these dudes
High-end feces plaza
  02/03/17
"True story: I almost food poisoned myself with underco...
Big Corner
  02/03/17
Won't link her photos, but she wears a Dartmouth class ring ...
Big Corner
  02/03/17
Someone posted the pic of this chick at some point in this t...
Ocher sandwich
  02/03/17
Yeah I won't post pics but she looks really bad, especially ...
Big Corner
  02/03/17
Right, there are tons of women posted on this site as "...
Ocher sandwich
  02/03/17
Sadly I can't illustrate it but I think it's worth noting th...
Big Corner
  02/03/17
I dont believe MFH ivy league women would ACTIVELY CHEER for...
Marvelous twinkling uncleanness
  02/03/17
what the fuck man she's STILL posting actively?
poppy hideous wrinkle public bath
  02/03/17
...
light titillating gay wizard university
  02/03/17
Relentlessly. She has made about 260 posts in the past month...
Big Corner
  02/03/17
there's gotta be a longitudinal study in here
wonderful bat shit crazy bawdyhouse
  02/03/17
there are still links to her pics itt she is a legitimate...
Racy Useless Rigpig Pit
  02/03/17
...
abusive arousing quadroon site
  02/03/17
*kidnaps her* *waterboards her with milk*
Infuriating chocolate laser beams
  02/03/17
"IstGenYale (an emerging Yale alumni Shared Identity Gr...
Big Corner
  02/10/17
"I cannot recommend Dorie Clark enough if you want to b...
Big Corner
  02/10/17
"Invited to an alumni luncheon @Yale the last weekend o...
Big Corner
  02/10/17
She must have friends who have called her out on this shit. ...
azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  02/10/17
I've never seen anybody call her out. Most posts get at leas...
Big Corner
  02/10/17
She just shared this photo, together with "#DatingProbl...
Big Corner
  02/10/17
"People, use social media to empower your network! [Var...
Big Corner
  02/10/17
...
azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  02/10/17
She just visited Tel Aviv! "GREAT trip that EXCEEDED...
Big Corner
  03/01/17
"Produce book of global travel" Wtf does that e...
Exhilarant fat ankles
  03/01/17
The dartmouth class ring is really off the hook
bespoke kink-friendly ticket booth
  03/01/17
It's in like 70% of her photos too. I'll post a bunch of the...
Big Corner
  03/01/17
jesus
boyish regret mental disorder
  03/19/17
Linked this article: http://www.someecards.com/love/break...
Big Corner
  03/01/17
I have a friend who has a JJC complex. Indian guy. Still mig...
High-end feces plaza
  03/01/17
ty for your service
Big Corner
  03/01/17
this post alone is a 180 thread.
impertinent crackhouse
  03/01/17
"droning on about "banking Chads" for several...
Brass hall
  04/21/17
u saved a man
poppy hideous wrinkle public bath
  07/04/17
how does this shed light on banking Chads who might still ha...
hyperactive razzle orchestra pit gaming laptop
  05/03/19
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH https://mobile.twitter.com/williamwdepew...
Exhilarant fat ankles
  03/01/17
the self loathing requisite to a good GC robot.
Diverse lodge
  03/01/17
Today, a link to this image: https://www.facebook.com/Thu...
Big Corner
  03/03/17
3 hour dinner date with tonight's Yalie & he kissed me a...
Big Corner
  03/19/17
...
galvanic thirsty hospital
  03/24/17
"Two more dead ends this weekend. This is insanity. #D...
Big Corner
  03/23/17
how did you meet her do her friends console her in these ...
azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  03/23/17
She gets very generic support, not a lot of substantive comm...
Big Corner
  03/23/17
this seems to reflect on a certain type of fatigue people ha...
angry idea he suggested resort
  04/10/17
Could also be that her friend group is aging and gradually f...
Big Corner
  04/10/17
interesting. i can see that as well.
angry idea he suggested resort
  04/10/17
She is clearly insane and lying. I wouldn't even call her a...
yapping rebellious immigrant
  03/24/17
This was also my reaction. Strong resemblance to the social...
vibrant mischievous nibblets whorehouse
  03/24/17
That was my conclusion as well. Something just doesn't jive...
Flushed splenetic native
  04/10/17
there is a woman i know who is an artist who for well over a...
angry idea he suggested resort
  04/10/17
insane. maybe the subject of OP is doing that with guys she...
Flushed splenetic native
  04/10/17
As a matter of fact, no, I can't recall a single photo of on...
Big Corner
  04/10/17
True. But what if her end game is to get sympathy from other...
Flushed splenetic native
  04/10/17
...
bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water
  04/21/20
...
Bearded stage
  03/24/17
First time seeing this. Why are people so mad over this shre...
sable aggressive preventive strike mother
  03/24/17
A doozy of a thread from last night: "Tonight's date...
Big Corner
  03/25/17
she didn't even go their for a professional degree or underg...
azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  03/25/17
Nope, writing MA.
Big Corner
  03/25/17
so hard not to cringe at her posts makes me uncomfortabl...
azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  03/25/17
OH this makes it WAY worse. good grief.
angry idea he suggested resort
  04/10/17
She just did a trip to Amsterdam. She uploaded more than 200...
Big Corner
  04/10/17
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
angry idea he suggested resort
  04/10/17
her carpal tunnel brace is GREAT. top shelf GC shit right h...
angry idea he suggested resort
  04/10/17
Is that the glove-type thing in the pancake photo? I've neve...
Big Corner
  04/10/17
100%. i've seen people with them and i ask "oh, baseba...
angry idea he suggested resort
  04/10/17
mental illness, very sad
dashing swollen turdskin
  04/10/17
The ring rotation here is damning: http://i.imgur.com/uvz...
tantric hot spot cuck
  04/10/17
LOL
azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  04/10/17
GOOD GRIEF. is it possible she's engaging in long game sc...
angry idea he suggested resort
  04/10/17
I don't know what the game would be, but maybe in her mind s...
Big Corner
  04/10/17
Nice, was hoping XO would notice that.
Big Corner
  04/10/17
lmao
Bearded stage
  04/21/17
...
cheese-eating theatre
  08/09/17
...
excitant judgmental den
  11/24/17
...
azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  02/13/18
This is some Gollum level shit right here.
mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life
  06/12/17
same thing I poasted elsewhere above: reading this thread fo...
Infuriating chocolate laser beams
  01/02/18
Betting she is mentally ill and the dating "field repor...
Citrine Low-t Hairy Legs Indian Lodge
  04/10/17
...
yapping rebellious immigrant
  04/10/17
Still doubt this. She'd have more success if it were fake im...
Big Corner
  04/20/17
"Sooo... I *genuinely* enjoy attending talks by brillia...
Big Corner
  04/20/17
...
azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  04/21/17
"Christopher D. Walkins, a lecturer in the Division of ...
Big Corner
  04/22/17
"Back to square one. Again. #DatingProblems But I can...
Big Corner
  06/12/17
...
azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  07/03/17
General recent trend: She has started to post INSTAGRAM VIDE...
Big Corner
  07/04/17
Ty for your service in these updates.
mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life
  07/04/17
...
Big Corner
  08/05/17
my fucking god it gets worse and worse every time this threa...
poppy hideous wrinkle public bath
  07/04/17
"Today at the Patek Philippe Art of #Watches Grand Exhi...
Big Corner
  07/24/17
NOWAG(irls)
wonderful bat shit crazy bawdyhouse
  07/24/17
Sounds like a Doctor Manhattan quote at the beginning Als...
drab fanboi
  04/19/19
Emma starting to post shitty advertisements? "I #Fue...
Big Corner
  07/24/17
...
abusive arousing quadroon site
  07/24/17
lol was about to post this one
Big Corner
  07/24/17
Oh no.
mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life
  07/24/17
...
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  07/24/17
...
azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  07/25/17
"Ever consider moving because of the dating scene?"...
Big Corner
  08/02/17
*posts link to some nature video* "This male fish sp...
Big Corner
  08/02/17
...
cheese-eating theatre
  08/09/17
...
bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water
  04/21/20
"!!! READ THIS. *three shocked face emojis*" h...
Big Corner
  08/02/17
She updated her cover photo: *grit teeth emoji* *camera e...
Big Corner
  08/05/17
"Yes, please. Samantha Power in Glamour Mag, September ...
Big Corner
  08/05/17
"As of tonight, I have finally visited every #IvyLeague...
Big Corner
  08/05/17
I like this new touch of counting the trailing hashtags. Som...
wonderful bat shit crazy bawdyhouse
  08/05/17
...
aromatic trailer park
  08/23/17
That ring.
mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life
  08/05/17
...
alcoholic violet principal's office
  09/08/17
You have no idea how many photos I could post of that bloody...
Big Corner
  09/08/17
she is maximum PRESTIGE azn
Beady-eyed ungodly locus
  08/05/17
"No Spouse, No Kids, No Caregiver: How to Prepare to Ag...
Big Corner
  08/09/17
"I passed stage 1 & I am currently on the official ...
Big Corner
  08/09/17
can you poast a link so i can vote for her
chest-beating sapphire nursing home
  08/10/17
Nah
Big Corner
  08/10/17
lol
aromatic trailer park
  08/23/17
...
bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water
  04/21/20
Uh oh! "When it rains, it POURS. I'm so overwhelmed ...
Big Corner
  08/10/17
Linked to this article: https://thoughtcatalog.com/lacey-...
Big Corner
  08/20/17
"Apparently, I'm way more stressed / upset than I reali...
Big Corner
  08/20/17
holy shit man. Bookmarked
Cocky spruce church party of the first part
  08/20/17
She took this Buzzfeed quiz: https://www.buzzfeed.com/nat...
Big Corner
  08/20/17
Naturally when XO goes cryptomad, so does our megashrew: ...
Big Corner
  08/23/17
...
Beta demanding foreskin piazza
  08/23/17
"Dude I met 3 years ago randomly msg'd me yesterday. Sp...
Big Corner
  09/08/17
you're a hero for keeping us updated
poppy hideous wrinkle public bath
  09/08/17
THE RING! WHO WEARS IT LIKE THAT?????
azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  09/10/17
Azn megashrews, that's who.
Big Corner
  09/10/17
take my #MorganStanley bag from more than 3 years ago to #St...
drab fanboi
  04/19/19
...
Big Corner
  04/19/19
someone requested a bump
poppy hideous wrinkle public bath
  09/21/17
Thanks. You made this possible: http://www.xoxohth.com/thre...
nubile indecent station pisswyrm
  09/21/17
She went to Harvard, recently. https://imgur.com/a/V6myh ...
Big Corner
  11/16/17
over the years this thread has morphed from hilarious to sad
Sooty contagious philosopher-king
  11/17/17
TBF, it was sad to begin with
snowy nudist set boistinker
  01/03/18
...
bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water
  04/21/20
I posted this *two* years ago and the hits keep coming
Sooty contagious philosopher-king
  09/05/19
"Yes, I am the newest member of the #Horological Societ...
Big Corner
  11/16/17
She watched a livestream of the most expensive watch in hist...
Big Corner
  11/16/17
God's work with the updates
poppy hideous wrinkle public bath
  11/16/17
Shared this post by some other guy with the hashtag #jobprob...
Big Corner
  11/16/17
She visited Amsterdam again, and her album for all her trips...
Big Corner
  11/16/17
...
azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  11/17/17
"Home from... a unique?? SIX HOUR conversation with a D...
Big Corner
  11/20/17
"Tonight, I had a 3 hour #omakase first date with a pol...
Big Corner
  11/24/17
How does she get dates? Wasn't she hideous? Does she ever me...
excitant judgmental den
  11/24/17
She is not attractive imo (and I'm pretty charitable on wome...
Big Corner
  11/24/17
"#DatingProblems A solo day at the theater... I saw Aft...
Big Corner
  11/24/17
Are there ever pictures of the *dates*? I can't help but won...
up-to-no-good pocket flask lettuce
  11/24/17
It's interesting to speculate, as I've never seen a photo of...
Big Corner
  11/24/17
After the Port Authority non-attack: "I'm downtown &...
Big Corner
  12/13/17
...
poppy hideous wrinkle public bath
  12/25/17
...
azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  12/25/17
Posted today: "Grandfather: What do you look for in ...
Big Corner
  12/25/17
lmao
poppy hideous wrinkle public bath
  12/25/17
"Had another lovely visit with Monty at the Hermes in B...
Big Corner
  12/25/17
Modernity destroyed this woman. She never had a chance.
Rambunctious Magenta Rigor Coldplay Fan
  12/25/17
...
Crawly Vigorous Abode French Chef
  01/03/18
"Interesting read... *thinking emoji*" https://...
Big Corner
  12/27/17
At 3:30 am this morning, she linked this article: https:/...
Big Corner
  12/27/17
Ironically just linked to this: https://www.wsj.com/artic...
Big Corner
  01/02/18
She also recently linked this article: https://www.someecard...
Big Corner
  01/02/18
ty for updates sir
ebony razzmatazz partner
  01/02/18
...
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  01/02/18
"First #date of 2018. After 4 in 2017! That's a record ...
Big Corner
  01/03/18
I still don't understand how and why people date her.
Crawly Vigorous Abode French Chef
  01/03/18
stuffwhitepeoplelike: crippling yellow fever
faggot firefighter
  01/03/18
Can you imagine her turning her nose up at a multi millionai...
snowy nudist set boistinker
  01/03/18
Based on recent posts shed at least be into the BTC.
Big Corner
  01/14/18
Uh oh, her new record-setting relationship is ON THE ROCKS: ...
Big Corner
  01/14/18
Again with the fucking ring.
mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life
  01/21/18
"Date #5 last night: [Guy]: Where was that place whe...
Big Corner
  01/14/18
...
disgusting pontificating
  01/21/18
need UPDATE
azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  01/21/18
Uh oh, she's gonna be a YouTube star: Over 300 views in l...
Big Corner
  01/31/18
Emma's gonna be a youtube starrr spending time in the bat...
Bateful alcoholic halford marketing idea
  01/31/18
...
Big Corner
  01/31/18
criminally underrated
trump supporter
  10/08/18
Oh no, her most successful dating spree of the past five yea...
Big Corner
  01/31/18
BONUS: In the comments for the above breakup post, she notes...
Big Corner
  01/31/18
...
Bateful alcoholic halford marketing idea
  01/31/18
...
chestnut private investor
  01/31/18
...
Garnet big-titted base
  01/31/18
...
poppy hideous wrinkle public bath
  01/31/18
i don't understand. isn't she super unattractive? doesn't sh...
azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  01/31/18
She seems to suggest that she's the one rejecting most of th...
Big Corner
  01/31/18
...
Cerise organic girlfriend
  07/10/23
CharlesXII counting hashtags with deranged, fatalistic grin
poppy hideous wrinkle public bath
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coral mentally impaired candlestick maker
  02/14/18
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skinny woman
  01/31/18
CharlesXII, please analyze this New Years post by an Eat Pra...
painfully honest telephone
  01/31/18
Well, for one, she seems unaware that the Maldives are in th...
Big Corner
  02/01/18
"For my birthday this year, I'm helping raise donations...
Big Corner
  02/01/18
What's her book about? Is it self-published? Or does she hav...
azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  02/01/18
She is using "Publishizer," which I have never hea...
Big Corner
  02/01/18
Wow, which company did she start?
mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life
  02/01/18
the travails of emmaznmegashrew are starting to get sad.
  02/01/18
Any major life changes for this shrew since 2015?
topaz hunting ground
  02/01/18
Not as far as I can tell, which is incredible in its own rig...
Big Corner
  02/01/18
Shes going to hit a crushing wall, get married out of desper...
topaz hunting ground
  02/01/18
Pretty sure she's already hit that wall. Also, she has to be...
Big Corner
  02/01/18
Oh SHIT, looks like that guy she was probably gonna break up...
Big Corner
  02/02/18
Never mind, guy is dunhere: "Broke up with [Guy] jus...
Big Corner
  02/11/18
Any friends commenting? Need update for valentines day
azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  02/13/18
This caused me to check and oh my god there are 61 comments....
Big Corner
  02/13/18
Update?
azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  02/14/18
...
mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life
  02/14/18
Those hands are really fat for an asian
Dun Abnormal Gaping
  02/13/18
A couple highlights from the long breakup comment chain: ...
Big Corner
  02/14/18
that dude's profile makes me cringe.
flesh
  02/14/18
She's in Miami! https://imgur.com/a/MgJNk "This t...
Big Corner
  02/17/18
The insistence on getting that stupid ring in every shot is ...
  02/17/18
In fairness, it's only in about 3/4 of the photos; I just to...
Big Corner
  02/17/18
Aliens should abduct her and put her in a zoo to exhibit the...
  02/17/18
"Just got off the phone with an i-banker who sleeps 4 h...
Big Corner
  02/20/18
Hostile to him?
mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life
  02/20/18
Yes. "run....he's not for you" "he’s a ...
Big Corner
  02/20/18
this is so sad.
brilliant sickened
  03/06/18
"(I've been single for 8 years for free! *deep in thou...
Big Corner
  03/06/18
"Dessert! #yum" https://imgur.com/a/3Y4Bx ht...
Big Corner
  03/06/18
That is a Thanksgiving plate worth of dessert.
mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life
  03/06/18
...
bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water
  04/21/20
"Good night, Friends. Tonight's date was... In-cred-ibl...
Big Corner
  03/23/18
she is aggressively unattractive. she's either using old/fak...
Pink Police Squad
  03/23/18
...
bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water
  04/21/20
"Home now after a 7.5 hour fun first Date Night with an...
Big Corner
  03/29/18
She and anyone who aides her in her ways need to get OUT
Fluffy elastic band
  03/29/18
"Welcome to the next phase of my career. I'm heading in...
Big Corner
  03/29/18
She got a new job: "Happy Friday, Friends! I am exci...
Big Corner
  04/13/18
Very...strange developments of late. Most importantly, she i...
Big Corner
  04/30/18
What is a “Buspreneur”? Bus + Entrepreneur = Buspreneur! ...
Garnet big-titted base
  04/30/18
What if I don’t know about blockchain? Knowledge about bl...
mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life
  04/30/18
what do you get when you throw together 30 women with no kno...
cheese-eating theatre
  04/30/18
...
mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life
  04/30/18
...
Frisky yellow digit ratio
  06/29/18
She went to some firefighter-related speed dating event: ...
Big Corner
  04/30/18
"#DatingProblems update for those of you who missed thi...
Big Corner
  05/15/18
Holy shit, TONS of highlights in the comments: -She appar...
Big Corner
  05/15/18
...
azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  05/23/18
"[Friend] accidentally caused me to leave the apartment...
Big Corner
  05/15/18
I continue to be mystified by how this person gets any dates...
Crawly Vigorous Abode French Chef
  05/16/18
She is prestigious though!
Big Corner
  05/16/18
wtf is Blockchain Week lollllll
ebony razzmatazz partner
  05/16/18
Protip: this girl is your future wife
Bateful alcoholic halford marketing idea
  05/15/18
Charles really has come around on the practice of documentin...
mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life
  05/15/18
ressentiment
supple learning disabled stage people who are hurt
  07/27/18
such a 180 classic xo thread
ebony razzmatazz partner
  05/16/18
ray bradbury wants his character back
cheese-eating theatre
  05/16/18
"If I marry a Crypto Bro, you're all getting gifts embo...
Big Corner
  06/01/18
"TFW you have the opportunity to join the Princeton Alu...
Big Corner
  06/06/18
Please go.
mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life
  06/06/18
"Heading home after a night in Tribeca where a friend &...
Big Corner
  06/09/18
...
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  06/09/18
...
Jade Mad Cow Disease
  06/21/18
...
azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  06/21/18
GC has done a real number on this woman. many such cases!
opaque geriatric
  06/21/18
...
azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  06/29/18
She's on a visit to Romania, Brasov specifically. https:/...
Big Corner
  06/29/18
...
Big Corner
  06/29/18
Dartmouth isn't that great, right?
mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life
  06/29/18
...
bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water
  04/21/20
"Is it official now? Am I a #CatLady?? Home alone eatin...
Big Corner
  07/09/18
The cat isn't touching her.
mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life
  07/09/18
...
Beta demanding foreskin piazza
  07/19/18
great thread
ebony razzmatazz partner
  07/19/18
"I am ending a 'friendship' with someone I considered o...
Big Corner
  07/27/18
"Can someone STEM-my explain why the water in my double...
Big Corner
  08/07/18
That is not how you use a thermos
mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life
  08/07/18
jfc
canary cuckold community account
  08/07/18
"Had the unheard of second date today at the Standard G...
Big Corner
  08/13/18
She shared this Mashable article: https://mashable.com/ar...
Big Corner
  08/13/18
Friend comments: "dudes hate smart chicks"
Big Corner
  08/13/18
You can give up a master's degree?
mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life
  08/13/18
as years pass, the CXII/Azn megashrew nuptials grow more and...
Sooty contagious philosopher-king
  08/13/18
How dare you
Big Corner
  08/13/18
hmm now that you mention it she looks like a "Prudence&...
Sooty contagious philosopher-king
  09/05/19
The thread that keeps on giving.
aromatic trailer park
  08/13/18
No surprise what she's reading: https://imgur.com/a/7fRbl...
Big Corner
  08/17/18
Friends since my 20s: Emma, stop dating finance guys. Date s...
Big Corner
  09/11/18
Pics of her lips, preferably the Daring Pink? If you're fee...
alcoholic violet principal's office
  09/11/18
Workin' on the night moves Poastin' bout that Azn megashrew...
Lilac laughsome sweet tailpipe
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...
azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  09/22/18
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azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  09/29/18
...
azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  10/07/18
I knew after the first post that if this was real, somebody ...
peach milk
  10/07/18
...
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  10/08/18
*THUMB*
Pink Police Squad
  04/02/19
...
reading party
  09/05/19
Just got sucked into a horrid timeless vortex where i read t...
Seedy arrogant fortuitous meteor
  10/08/18
just looked at her youtube page jesus fuck she sounds jus...
Seedy arrogant fortuitous meteor
  10/08/18
holy fuck, I couldn't make it 30 seconds into that godawful ...
peach milk
  10/08/18
...
bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water
  04/21/20
...
azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  10/12/18
...
azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  10/13/18
The addition of emojis will revolutionize megashrew posting....
Big Corner
  10/14/18
...
azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  11/17/18
"Good night, Friends. My favorite photo from today's #P...
Big Corner
  11/21/18
She shared this article: https://www.cnbc.com/2018/11/13/...
Big Corner
  11/21/18
Guy 1 has a little bit of Johnsmeyer in him
turquoise box office
  11/21/18
...
drab fanboi
  05/03/19
"My life is falling apart in 77 different ways, but I f...
Big Corner
  12/04/18
"SERIOUSLY??? It took SIX MONTHS for this Jaeger LeCoul...
Big Corner
  12/04/18
lol
aromatic trailer park
  12/04/18
Jfc
ebony razzmatazz partner
  12/05/18
She shared this image: https://www.facebook.com/ThePsycho...
Big Corner
  12/04/18
I hate her stupid fucking ring and Dartmouth is a terrible u...
hyperactive razzle orchestra pit gaming laptop
  12/04/18
“People, I’m just ‘normal’ sick, NOT...
Big Corner
  12/05/18
I guess Alpha Shark is dunhere. "Successful CEO &...
Big Corner
  12/18/18
Shared this article: https://www.cnbc.com/2018/02/14/psyc...
Big Corner
  01/06/19
wait she's been engaged twice?
dashing swollen turdskin
  01/06/19
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4171562&mc=58&...
Big Corner
  01/06/19
And lastly, she is applying for business school.
Big Corner
  01/06/19
I bet she is going to hone in on Yale: 1) High prestige 2)...
Gaped alpha giraffe
  01/09/19
Visited Neue House for the first time, & enjoyed 2 glass...
Big Corner
  01/09/19
that thumb ring still going strong. I'm impressed by her lev...
  01/09/19
"LOVE LOVE LOVE The Yale Club. #FAVORITE When I chec...
Big Corner
  01/09/19
incredible (your dedication to this thread and also the stri...
  01/21/19
...
azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  01/21/19
Home from work early. Do I: -Marie Kondo the apartment -...
Big Corner
  02/25/19
early on I enjoyed loathing her but now I just pity her
wonderful bat shit crazy bawdyhouse
  02/25/19
Vanderbilt + Fordham Law = Another one & done PS Duke...
Big Corner
  03/27/19
she's nutella if she never maed it
hyperactive razzle orchestra pit gaming laptop
  03/27/19
Aren't those objectively better academic credentials than he...
mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life
  03/27/19
Attended another Ivy event yesterday. I needed an excuse ...
Big Corner
  03/27/19
Lol at three photos of the cold cut party tray
alcoholic violet principal's office
  03/27/19
...
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  03/27/19
IRL lol'ing at the cold cuts shots. Holy shit.
Salmon indirect expression
  04/02/19
just wish she had a couple more angles of the cold cuts to s...
  04/02/19
...
mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life
  04/03/19
"Started my Saturday at a gallery in Chelsea. Private v...
Big Corner
  03/27/19
1. I insist that I will use Thing X after I move apartments,...
Big Corner
  03/27/19
"People will think I'm Dartmouth obsessed! 😌" ...
mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life
  03/27/19
how long has the thumb ring thing been going on? very surpri...
  04/02/19
Documentary evidence ITT dating to at least March 2017: http...
mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life
  04/02/19
truly insane - has no one in her life mentioned how bizarre ...
  04/02/19
I think she must regard it as a cute trademark or somesuch.
Big Corner
  04/02/19
maybe her thumb got cut off in an industrial accident and sh...
poppy hideous wrinkle public bath
  04/02/19
...
excitant judgmental den
  04/02/19
why is she moving? awy from nyc?
excitant judgmental den
  04/02/19
Looks like she lost her job, and despite riding the StartupB...
Big Corner
  04/02/19
Not flame I saw her post in a Facebook group I'm in and did ...
poppy hideous wrinkle public bath
  04/02/19
Small world brother!
Big Corner
  04/02/19
#WeightLoss // But first: I love Smithsonian museums. This w...
Big Corner
  04/02/19
Oh the mystery of the weird-looking face! Btw you should ...
Pink Police Squad
  04/03/19
The azn megashrew is hideous. Likes others here, Im very gen...
Brindle voyeur
  04/02/19
...
drab fanboi
  05/03/19
Update pls. She’s added me on Facebook recently but I ...
Pink Police Squad
  04/15/19
How did this happen.
mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life
  04/15/19
...
Big Corner
  04/15/19
We're both in NYC in adjacent industries, and she is one of ...
Pink Police Squad
  04/16/19
Please do it for xo content creation
poppy hideous wrinkle public bath
  04/16/19
I have some r-threading I need to get out of the way first, ...
Pink Police Squad
  04/16/19
I *might* meet her tomorrow, or at some point next week. Sho...
Pink Police Squad
  05/08/19
meanie
hyperactive razzle orchestra pit gaming laptop
  05/08/19
Exercise your best judgment.
Big Corner
  05/08/19
She just linked a photo of her June 2010 visit to Notre Dame...
Big Corner
  04/15/19
Ring?
mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life
  04/15/19
No ring; standard photo standing in front of church.
Big Corner
  04/15/19
Lol
poppy hideous wrinkle public bath
  04/16/19
...
aromatic trailer park
  04/16/19
April 2019 = Biggest Sushi Soiree to Date!!! 2 Dartmouth ...
Big Corner
  04/18/19
This is so sad.
mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life
  04/18/19
She’s ~40 and still obsessed with the colleges people ...
Big Corner
  04/19/19
It’s her peak achievement in life.
Pink Police Squad
  04/19/19
those 8 Ivy rejections at 17 broke her brain
hyperactive razzle orchestra pit gaming laptop
  05/03/19
...
bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water
  04/21/20
...
alcoholic violet principal's office
  04/19/19
"This week, I was invited by [person] to speak at the [...
Big Corner
  04/19/19
Other people want to live on Mars, I want tenure at Yale. ...
Big Corner
  05/02/19
She shared an image with this quote: "The "It's on...
Big Corner
  05/03/19
an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown. an UNUSED $5,000 wedding g...
drab fanboi
  05/03/19
Charles, did anyone comment on this at all?!!!!
Pink Police Squad
  05/08/19
Not a single person. Three likes/hearts, though.
Big Corner
  05/08/19
I saw her at an event earlier this week. It was pretty sad. ...
Pink Police Squad
  05/17/19
Charles, can we confirm with FB post?
mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life
  05/17/19
Hey, she made a post on it last night: "From the 21s...
Big Corner
  05/17/19
The event was on Wed, but yeah, that's it.
Pink Police Squad
  05/17/19
The first and the fourth are the same shot with a different ...
mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life
  05/17/19
lol you should have talked to her
Bateful alcoholic halford marketing idea
  05/17/19
I did not want to interrupt her photoshoot.
Pink Police Squad
  05/17/19
Brother, with a little more enterprise, you could have been ...
Big Corner
  05/17/19
...
Gay stain
  05/17/19
...
bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water
  04/21/20
can you remember whether you witnessed her speak to anybody?...
Citrine Low-t Hairy Legs Indian Lodge
  05/17/19
I did not see her speak to anybody, but presumably she would...
Pink Police Squad
  05/17/19
were there other Asian women at the party?
excitant judgmental den
  05/17/19
...
bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water
  04/21/20
"Today was a DISASTER. After finally catching up on ...
Big Corner
  05/19/19
Well, this is quite the wrinkle.
mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life
  05/19/19
Oh GOD how did I miss this one from 2017: "My date t...
Big Corner
  05/24/19
...
excitant judgmental den
  05/27/19
"Tonight's date told me how he can't keep track & j...
Big Corner
  06/18/19
...
azure offensive boltzmann circlehead
  06/21/19
...
excitant judgmental den
  06/21/19
Catfished! 😠😠😠😠 #DatingProblems #ForeverAlone ...
Big Corner
  06/25/19
Shared this article: https://www.fastcompany.com/90366162...
Big Corner
  06/25/19
As some of you know, I've struggled with more than a decade ...
Big Corner
  07/12/19
Discussions that are actually thought provoking & honest...
Sooty contagious philosopher-king
  07/12/19
...
excitant judgmental den
  07/16/19
over the years this thread has passed from comedy, to horror...
Sooty contagious philosopher-king
  07/16/19
...
Big Corner
  07/16/19
Sometimes I wonder how vastly different my life would turned...
Big Corner
  07/16/19
She shared this article: https://www.theatlantic.com/busi...
Big Corner
  07/16/19
...
excitant judgmental den
  07/19/19
In the past two weeks prior to the current, I went out with ...
Big Corner
  07/26/19
please dont ever stop
henna patrolman
  07/26/19
Linked this: https://www.businessinsider.com/why-intelligent...
Big Corner
  08/05/19
"SO weird. (In a good way!) Last night, I fell aslee...
Big Corner
  08/09/19
I think she got hit by a car. I won't post her update to avo...
Big Corner
  08/12/19
Ok, that's it. Peak thread right here.
mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life
  08/12/19
...
bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water
  04/21/20
holy shit just when you thought this thread was played ou...
Sooty contagious philosopher-king
  08/12/19
...
Big Corner
  08/12/19
...
cheese-eating theatre
  08/19/19
...
reading party
  09/05/19
So glad I read up to this part of the thread. Holy shit.
mustard volcanic crater
  03/24/20
"After being a sleeping recluse in recovery for a week,...
Big Corner
  08/19/19
she sounds depressed
insecure becky
  08/19/19
I don't know if it's clinical depression but her life certai...
Big Corner
  08/19/19
there were times in my life where i had little self awarenes...
Bateful alcoholic halford marketing idea
  08/19/19
...
bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water
  04/21/20
"At least 4 people have received fake messages from a s...
Big Corner
  08/19/19
...
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  08/19/19
...
mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life
  08/19/19
plz no ive been following this for years
disgusting pontificating
  08/19/19
this would be truly disastrous. can you send her a DM that w...
  08/19/19
...
poppy hideous wrinkle public bath
  09/05/19
Hasn’t she been moving since April? 😂
Pink Police Squad
  08/19/19
"EXCELLENT start to my week. Coffee with movie producer...
Big Corner
  08/27/19
* After video chatting with guy * Emma: Was that a weddin...
Big Corner
  09/05/19
Is there a reason why you're still referring to her by a pse...
Brass hall
  09/05/19
Mostly just thread consistency, but I’d also prefer if...
Big Corner
  09/05/19
"I spent over an hour in brick & mortar bookstores ...
Big Corner
  09/05/19
Oh jeez the pics: https://imgur.com/a/AUQF56S
Big Corner
  09/05/19
why photo-worthy?
alcoholic violet principal's office
  09/05/19
be she is insane.
Hairraiser business firm
  09/05/19
She is applying the framing techniques she learned from the ...
mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life
  09/05/19
Again, she's showcasing her stupid thumb ring from Dartmouth...
snowy nudist set boistinker
  09/05/19
completely mindblowing
  09/05/19
...
hairless impressive death wish
  09/05/19
okay seriously how old is she at this point? this thread...
saffron internal respiration
  09/05/19
She's about 44 now I think.
Big Corner
  09/05/19
I thought she was like 38 or something, even though she look...
Pink Police Squad
  09/05/19
Well she was around that age when I started this thread near...
Big Corner
  09/05/19
this thread went from funny to sad when i found her profile ...
haunting son of senegal
  09/06/19
so no baby pwned? sadly that's the right darwinian move
saffron internal respiration
  09/06/19
...
Gay stain
  09/05/19
"#DoubleDown & I hadn't spoken in over a decade (Ju...
Big Corner
  09/08/19
How is she so socially unaware? Any normal guy would run awa...
snowy nudist set boistinker
  09/08/19
"The Barry Bonds of dating" --> You put on an u...
mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life
  09/11/19
"Back with my DCNY family tonight. Reunited & it fe...
Big Corner
  09/11/19
You should start taking pics copying her, while wearing your...
snowy nudist set boistinker
  09/13/19
https://www.princeton.edu/news/2019/09/17/princeton-eliminat...
Big Corner
  09/19/19
"Date #2 with #NWbird. I decided to meet him in Soho &a...
Big Corner
  09/19/19
"Lovely 3rd date with #NWbird tonight. 😊 We began...
Big Corner
  09/27/19
bookmark is a nice touch
alcoholic violet principal's office
  10/21/19
Nice attn to detail Jim
Sooty contagious philosopher-king
  10/21/19
Skipped the second day NY Comic Con to celebrate [Friend]'s ...
Big Corner
  10/04/19
What is my authentic voice? How do I orientate myself to my...
Big Corner
  10/11/19
More grant money?
mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life
  10/21/19
was positive that hashtag had a fortuitous “t”
Frozen center windowlicker
  12/11/19
...
excitant judgmental den
  10/21/19
...
excitant judgmental den
  11/05/19
...
excitant judgmental den
  11/10/19
i dont understand how this woman supports herself without a ...
Insanely creepy slate weed whacker
  11/10/19
Are we snack buddies?? Miracle Whip - Yes Pickles - Yes,...
Big Corner
  11/22/19
...
excitant judgmental den
  12/11/19
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/12/17/style/tiny-modern-love-st...
Big Corner
  12/17/19
honestly charles, this chick is so insane and sad that you s...
scourge upon the earth
  12/17/19
...
bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water
  04/21/20
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So she wrote like 13 postcards?
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If that! https://i.imgur.com/IfBnkOt.png
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Hello Fellow Voter!
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If only her ring would be lost.
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how old is she?
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Not sure but I'd guess about 45.
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lmao
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  03/15/20
She's disgusting in every conceivable way.
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does she get any comments on these sad posts?
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Besides the standard smattering of likes, a person commented...
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More cheese for me! 😂
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underrated detail here
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"I do not feel safe. Especially because I have terrible...
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*2 days later, takes 24 pics she feels are worth posting whi...
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She went exploring an empty Manhattan yesterday, then stocke...
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8/8 on the Dartmouth ring being included.
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Tbf the original album was about 24 pics and only half of th...
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Stop stalking this poor girl already.
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By the way chuck, time for a second thread?
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I feel it’s stronger as a single compendium.
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Surprisingly little recent COVID-posting from her.
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This is actually really sad.
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wow :(
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can you share another one of her recent poasts that isn't so...
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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: Big Corner

Through circumstances I can't quite recall, I'm FB friends with this 30-something Azn chick who lives in NYC. Her FB posts are numerous (especially since she joined Instagram) and sometimes end up in my feed, and I've started to notice some, uh, amusing XO aspects popping up in them.

So, I thought I'd post them. I won't put up a pic but it's probably relevant to say that she's a slightly overweight Azn woman who is in her mid-30s and definitely looks it. She has about 1,100 total friends.

Since I can't use her real name, I will henceforth call her Emma in all future posts.

20 hrs ago

I've stopped counting. UGH. Woman Has Been on 130 Online Dates in 2 Years but Never on a Second Date | E! Online http://ow.ly/3xRBYf



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: Unhinged senate codepig

https://about.me/gothamgreen212

Lisa Green Chau

Public Speaker, Social Media Manager, and Writer in Manhattan, New York

Alpha Vert Enterprises offers consulting services in social media strategy, public relations and content marketing. Lisa Chau will help your company increase brand awareness via community management and advocacy programs. She will promote your corporate initiatives via on/offline campaigns. Skilled in writing and editing, she will generate tight copy for your website, using her experience writing for Forbes, Huffington Post and US News & World Report. Her background also includes guest lecturing undergraduates and MBA students at NYU’s New School and Baruch College. Additionally, she taught a seven week course at MIT which covered the use of social media to enhance professional networking.

Lisa is an international marketing and public relations professional with a highly competent, results-oriented attitude and over 8 years of experience in the field, including 5 years of experience in Ivy League administration. She served as an Assistant Director at the Tuck School of Business at Dartmouth College. Versatile qualifications include logistics, social media and finance. She is familiar with Cision, Meltwater and Campaign Monitor.

She has excellent written, verbal and presentation skills with demonstrated competencies in client contact, business development, project management and event planning. She applies her supervisory experience to utilize leadership and build teams that meet/exceed goals.

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:09 AM
Author: Big Corner

A classic from 2013, when she started posting Notes about her dating life:

1 Day, 2 Dates

Date 1 --

A lesson in failing:

Emma: I like hotel bars.

*Discussion about hotel bars ensues*

I-Banker: Let me know when you want to grab a drink.

Emma: Sure. & I won't be in shorts, so we can go to the Pentop (in the Peninsula Hotel).

I-Banker: Or we can just go to an Irish pub.

Date 2 --

A lesson in winning:

*Online conversation about NY landmarks*

Real Estate Consultant: Have a place in mind?

Emma: Morton's Steak House?

Real Estate Consultant: If you like steak... Let's meet at Wolfgang's, corner of Park & 33rd. I'll give you the historical significance over wine.

*Emma to herself: Is this guy for real? Yes, please!*

Friend: Where did he go to school?

Emma: I don't know...

Friend: You don't know? You always know!

Emma: I just think it's awesome he knows so much about architecture.

Friend: Wow...

*Seated at Wolfgang Puck's Steakhouse, a gentleman comes over & proceeds to have a conversation with Real Estate Consultant. Gentleman tells Real Estate Consultant how he is expanding into Florida, etc, etc.*

Real Estate Consultant: That was Wolfgang.

*Real Estate Consultant proceeds to order jumbo shrimp & crabcakes for our appetizers. Yes, he orders for both of us. Then he gets a steak while I opt for tuna.

*We spend three hours at the restaurant.

He takes me on a walking tour of Grand Central.

Then we spend another two hours driving & talking in his beautiful Beemer.

Our date ends a little after midnight.

He even got out to open the car door for me.*

Several times during the date:

Real Estate Consultant: I'm sorry for boring you with all this useless trivia about buildings.

Emma: Are you kidding me??? I love it! It's the reason I agreed to the date.

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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:19 AM
Author: very tactful pea-brained idiot dopamine

lol at this retard, wolfgang's steakhouse is not wolfgang puck

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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:15 AM
Author: light titillating gay wizard university



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:25 AM
Author: Lilac laughsome sweet tailpipe



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Date: July 14th, 2015 8:37 AM
Author: Black bonkers nowag hell

true. but it is still nice when the owner comes out to talk to you. especially on a date. shows importance.

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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:20 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address

how did she fuck this one up? did she ding for having too many vowels in his name or something?

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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:23 AM
Author: light titillating gay wizard university



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:24 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address

There's no way the OP is churning these out on his own at this rate.

I guess it's like ... in a way you want to believe ...

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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:30 AM
Author: light titillating gay wizard university



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:49 AM
Author: Histrionic Silver Goal In Life Toilet Seat

#1 = 180

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Big Corner

Also from 2013:

Emma's Friends, Not Impressed

So, I thought my friends would be so happy I went out with a non-Ivy, non-banker that I'm willing to see again. I'd even consider dating him exclusively.

Emma: Then he said XYZ.

Friend's (Harvard AB, Wharton MBA) wife (Columbia): He sounds like a pretentious gasbag.

Later in the night...

Emma: Years ago, I went out with a guy (Exclusive prep school, Ivy undergrad, Ivy MBA consultant) -- He was so proud he had the millionaire playboy's outfit featured in the movie, before the movie came out.

Same friend's wife: He also sounds like a gasbag. It's OK that he owns the outfit, but to be proud of it & mention it to you? No.

- - -

"You're dating another finance guy? I'm so surprised. I'm so happy for you, Emma!"

Said no one ever.

Haha. (Well, I'm amused.)

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Big Corner

From two weeks after dreamy architecture-obsessed real estate guy:

Idio(t)syncratic

Smart, cultured, blond who rowed crew during prep school in the NorthEast. In his 30s. Lives in Manhattan, right by Central Park. Large vocabulary. Uses words like dénouement in casual conversation. Very traveled. Into art, literature & good food. Owns two Omega watches. Idiosyncratic. Just my type.

Long first date -- 3:30 to 9PM. Nice amount of laughing. Things went fairly well & we both seemed interested in seeing each other again... Until he walked me 6 blocks short of the subway station. ??? Either walk me all the way or not at all. Is it too Seinfeld to consider this a dealbreaker?

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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:10 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address

I'm fucking dying here.

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:07 PM
Author: Transparent old irish cottage

"Owns two Omega watches. Idiosyncratic. Just my type."

JFC she sounds horrid

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:14 AM
Author: Flirting Cream Institution Therapy

JFC there are real people like this? This isn't just Johnsmeyer flame?

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Date: October 17th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Half-breed Pistol

not flame.

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Big Corner

3 days after the idiot:

Well, That's Different

Almost two weeks ago, I'm talking to this guy online about international travel. (I miss it soooooo much!!!) Every day or so, he continues to email me (Casual conversation about work, weather, books, etc.) & send me photos (golfing). A few days ago, we start texting. I learn that he:

-- Is Irish, 5'11" & 160 pounds. 37 years old. Preppy dresser, complete with red pants. Liberal. Introvert.

-- Graduated from University College Cork (A). PhD in infectious diseases from NYU.

-- Career change has him working in a hedge fund in SoHo.

-- Moved to NY 16 years ago. Lived on the UES, now in CT (natch) in a house with a pool.

-- Will be choosing between the BMW M5 & a Maserati over the course of the next year.

-- Never married, no kids. Close to family, who lives in Ireland. Parents also have an apartment in Nice, France.

-- Travels to Europe at least six times a year. Rides horses & took sailing lessons. He's a foodie.

-- Doesn't think I need to lose weight & wants me to wear whatever makes me comfortable.

Several days ago, his parents arrive for a three week stay with him. Of course, I'm thinking we're never going to meet up.

We decide to make it happen. We met up yesterday after he was done with work. He arrives suited up. Grey pinstripes, white shirt, tie, cuff links.

It's brief. An hour, then he's gone. I'm never going to see him again, right? Refer to my 5+ hour first dates (plural) with other men that didn't pan out.

We continue to text. Surprising. Even more surprising, he stayed a little later after work today just to see me for literally 3 minutes as I headed my meeting at Huffington Post. Just to see me smile. How sweet!!!

Sounds great, right?

-- His schedule: Bedtime at 10:30PM, WakeUp at 4:46AM. Mine (When I'm not working): Bedtime at 3AM, WakeUp around noon.

-- He IS SUPER, SUPER OUTDOORSY. WUT??? He is at peace when he is in nature. His idea of a vacation is flying to Germany to go rock climbing & go on 20 mile hikes.

My idea of a vacation is flying to Switzerland to go super luxury shopping & eat every meal at a different high-end restaurant. NO CAMPING!!!

Seriously, World? :\

Will this ultimately be futile?

(A) I had never heard of University College Cork, but according to Wikipedia:

The university was named Irish University of the Year by the Sunday Times in 2003,[5] 2005, and 2011. In 2011, the QS World University Rankings[6] ranked the university amongst the top 2% of universities worldwide. The university also received a 5-star rating in the QS University Rankings 2011.

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After a commenter suggests she could adapt her own life habits to mesh better with a great guy, she follows up:

"He refuses to compromise, starting that he is an "inflexible twit". Over. Next!"

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:20 AM
Author: Frozen center windowlicker

"My idea of a vacation is flying to Switzerland to go super luxury shopping & eat every meal at a different high-end restaurant. NO CAMPING!!!"

FINE WINE, WHAT BRUNCH

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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:13 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address

This is fake, right? You're making this up. You have to be. Mr. Perfect deigns to date her and she cuts him off over hiking.

Tell her that if she doesn't want him, I need his digits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880134)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:15 AM
Author: Big Corner

Literally none of this is flame, man. I am copy-pasting and changing the names.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880147)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sexy home prole



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:21 AM
Author: Big Corner

Another 2 weeks pass:

Yay!

After three days of MEH (Poor sleep, bad weather & the need to EAT ALL THE THINGS), I had a good day.

Decent sleep last night. Great weather.

Walked past the 12 block radius of my apartment.

Strolled through a Sephora on my way to lunch with another finance guy (Equities Analyst). Laughed out loud when he asked me which college I attended, before I asked him. He’s a Fordham alumnus. Because Ippudo was closed, we discovered acute little place named Gemma. Neither of us felt chemistry (I think), but fun conversation with genuine laughter. We share a lot of the same values. Gave me hope that there are still some good guys out there. Hope we stay friends.

After he left, I walked through SoHo. Couldn’t resist taking a spin through Louis Vuitton. They have a hot stamp machine now! I can bring my merchandise (souvenirs from my former life) in to be personalized on the spot. Had a nice little chat with the artist,too. Wish I had gotten my Speedy painted by her.

Spent the rest of the day taking more photos of Manhattan.

Discovered a new tea: Junshan Yinzhen. Fermented yellow that most people don’t know about. Too light for my taste, but I enjoyed trying it. Maybe I’ll try the Anji Baicha next time.

Isaac's mother called me to invite me to dinner in Westchester again. So kind!

Found a cute little lounge in Tribeca.

Stopped by Barnes & Noble to read Watch Time Magazine. The buckle ALONE on the Jaeger-LeCoultre Gyrotourbillon 3 consists of 100 parts. WANT.

Rested by the Hudson River for a bit. Lovely, balmy breezes.

Made some Italian spinachpasta for dinner. (Thank you, Mommy!)

Received a surprise text from 323 Hedge Fund Guy at 11PM. Totally legit. It’s not THAT kind of call – He’s out with friends. :P

It was a good day.

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Date: May 29th, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: Curious Gas Station

>Spent the rest of the day taking more photos of Manhattan.

Asian status: CONFIRMED

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Date: March 24th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Irradiated harsh kitchen

EAT ALL THE THINGS

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Big Corner

A month later:

I am A Horrible, Shallow Person

He: Would you like to go out sometime?

Me: Maybe. What are you doing tomorrow? Can you tell me a little about you? What are your hobbies? What do you like to read? Etc.

He: It isn't a big deal to me who you are or what your education level. I don't have to read. I was just looking to enjoy a day with someone new. As well as all the other nonsense, you did ask what I was doing tomorrow. What I am doing tomorrow is not wasting my time making a resume for someone who thinks all those insane questions matter. What does my favorite book have anything to do with anything... Do you think before you type, seriously?!? Goodnight. It is stereotypical. Just shows how shallow you are.

- - -

Yes, *I* should think before I type. Clearly.

So THIS is why I'm still single. I want a man who READS! For shame!!

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:27 AM
Author: Frozen center windowlicker

fatality

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: Soul-stirring parlor mexican

LOL i love the guys response here

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac dilemma



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:13 AM
Author: light titillating gay wizard university



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:52 PM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: Indigo Dingle Berry New Version

What an insane super shrew

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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: talented step-uncle's house jewess

Oh c'mon. What, she's just supposed to meet a complete stranger from online simply b/c he asked her out? What is he, an xo poster?

I don't meet anyone IRL unless I know what they do. In my defense, I never ask a guy what he does unless it's obvious from his pictures, he mentions it in his profile, or he asks me what I do. And if we don't discuss this topic, we don't meet. Hmph.

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Date: May 29th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Curious Gas Station

So you're saying he's a "complete stranger" because he didn't send her a comprehensive resume of his favorite books, his hobbies, etc.? Could you make a comprehensive resume of all your friends' favorite books, their hobbies, etc. (without cheating by looking at their Facebook profiles)? Sounds like you need to get out more.

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Date: October 14th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: thriller state knife

I think it's hard to say what the situation was here without more context

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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sexy home prole

You are #2 poaster after NM in my book haha

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:25 AM
Author: Ultramarine Motley Chad Garrison

This cannot be life.

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:26 AM
Author: Big Corner

Yet another month passes:

B is Not for Banker?? B is currently for [Microbial and Molecular] Biologist

Lovely date with MMB on Saturday, after half a dozen fails of trying to coordinate our schedules. We had a leisurely brunch at of my favorite restaurants in Tribeca, followed by a walk along the Hudson River in perfect weather. Discussed entrepreneurship, medicine, art, philosophy, food, school, travel, business... LOVE LOVE LOVED IT!!!

He's very successful, driven & ambitious. British, complete with accent. At university, he played squash & rowed in sculls. Lives in Manhattan & has no plans to move off the island in the foreseeable future -- In fact, he just moved into a larger apartment earlier this year. Loves to travel -- Been to over 40 countries. Not 2,000 years old. The wristwatch situation, however -- May be forced to take over if we do end up together. Ha. :P At least I can tell he actually likes watches & owns more than one.

I told him I'd be away for several days in Duxbury & Hanover. Our second date is tomorrow before I leave mid-week.

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:26 AM
Author: Ultramarine Motley Chad Garrison

Please no more. I'm losing too much faith in humanity.

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:54 AM
Author: aromatic trailer park

I seriously loling right now. Can't believe this person exists although I have yellow fever and am wondering whether I need to get another watch.

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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:15 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:17 AM
Author: light titillating gay wizard university



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Date: May 29th, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Curious Gas Station

>The wristwatch situation, however -- May be forced to take over if we do end up together. Ha. :P

WHAT THE CHRIST

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Date: April 22nd, 2020 7:24 PM
Author: Bull Headed Appetizing Property Pervert

how has no one called her an insufferable cunt irl

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:27 AM
Author: Big Corner

Two days later (I should mention that with these notes I am not skipping ANY of them):

Shop Like The Emma

*After a full day of Friend's search to replace her Kate Spade handbag*

Emms: So, if you ever find the perfect purse again...

Friend: I'm going to do the Emma & buy 6 of them!

* Emma nods smugly* :D

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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:16 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address

what is this woman's job? approximate income?

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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:19 AM
Author: Big Corner

Discussed a bit further below, but the honest answer is that I don't know. She certainly seems to spend a lot of money and has done things that come across as career accomplishments, but other things seem to scream flame and she could be getting helped by parents for all I know.

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: Big Corner

Pretty long gap, going into 2014:

TigerGirl Can't Change Her Stripes! #ForeverAlone (Since 2008*)

Saturday --

Friend: How is your dating life?

Emma: Non-existent!

Friend: Well, you do insist on 81 requirements...

Sunday --

TigerGrandPa: When am I getting [wedding] cake??

Emma: I haven't dated [regularly] anyone in 6 years!

TigerDad: That's because of your long laundry list!

A couple of years ago --

Friend2: You have really high standards.

Emma: I edited down my list a lot!

Friend2: Men can sense that you feel you're settling.

* Pre-2008, she was never single for more than a month since she started dating during her first year at college. She blames a change in mentality (People interested in long-term relationships are now a tiny minority?? Attached people don't believe me when I tell them this, but all they have to do is read the many articles on how dating has changed in the past decade.) & the economy. Yes, the economy -- It's making everyone super grumpy. People working 24/7 & still afraid of losing their jobs are understandably less than carefree/fun.

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: Big Corner

Another gap of several months:

This Month on Forever Alone...

Given how much entertainment my dating life provides, why don’t I have a reality show??

>>> Two weeks ago --

Emma: I'll introduce you to my friend. He’s several years older than you, six feet tall, good career with a very reputable, international company, great apartment in a Manhattan luxury building with doorman. Plays on a competitive sports league. He’s social, throws dinner parties. Loves to travel & cook.

Friend: He sounds AMAAAZING. Why don’t YOU date him??

Emma: Um… He’s not preppy enough?

Friend: Maybe you are TOO picky!

* Emma chuckles inappropriately at her cat lady future, possibly still in denial. *

>>> Last week --

Date: I’m French. I’m from France & I speak French.

Emma: I would not have guessed that to be a French accent. German maybe. In fact, French wouldn’t even be in my top three guesses.

Date: I’m half German.

(Mid-way through dinner) Date: I have a wife in Europe & a girlfriend in Japan. American women don’t like me. Are you shocked?

Emma: Not really.

(Shortly after) Date: So, shall we KISS??

Emma: No.

MaleFriend: After hearing your dating story, I wasn't quite sure what you were taking away from the experience. It may cause you to re-evaluate the early screens because someone this far off base is certainly not worthy of a second date, but perhaps not even a first… It may suggest, if people of such lifestyles keep appearing in the screening process,that there is something amiss about the subject population. This was actually my first thought - most people don't want to be continually dating Tom Buchanan, though Gatsby has his own issues.

Of course, going that far suggests a re-evaluation of worldview, but that might not be on the table.

Emma: He was like Jekyll & Hyde. But yes, there is a problem with the subject population in general.

More importantly,how much do I love your literary reference, Dr. Hardcore Science???

(MaleFriend is a research biologist who did his undergrad studies at Harvard, PhD studies at Yale & post-doc at MIT.)

* Worldview: #ForeverAlone *

>>> Last night --

Emma: He took me to Bouley, not knowing it’s one of my favorites. We spent three hours at dinner, then another two walking.

Friend: I hope you see him again. Sounds like you had a good first date.

Emma: We’ll see.

Friend: So, who is he??

Emma: Let's just say he's very smart.

Friend: Of course he is! I don't see you with anything less.

Emma: :)

Friend: Some girls go for the cool guy with swagger. That probably bores you.

Emma: The cool guys with swagger are fun, but they are not relationship material for me. My dates often end up sounding like MBA team meetings.

Friend: Hey - if that's what gets you going...

Emma: Biochemistry degree from a top-tier technology institute. Apparently, Columbia accepts three students a year straight out of college, no work experience – He was one of those three. He was 22 years old at the time he started the program, & thought it was not as challenging as it should be. He would tell his professors that the exams were too easy! He currently works for a Wall Street firm.

Friend2: Hmm. He seems a smidge socially awkward. Doesn't mean he doesn't have potential. He's definitely someone with a taste for the finer things in life, including his dining and his women. If he were too smooth, I'd actually worry about him. You might just need to guide him a little. Not necessarily a bad thing.

Emma: Right now, I need a FUN, exclusive relationship with lots of travel to European cities.

Friend2: Well,he knows you're intelligent and can keep up with him, if not inspire him.That's an important thing to establish. Knock 'em dead, girl.

Background aside --

(From a conversation at the beginning of the summer)

Emma: I’m attracted to type A men. But I’m not type B.

MaleFriend2: So you want to be an A- dating an A.

Emma: YES!

End of aside --

Emma: Keep up with him? This one runs circles around me. He’s like type A^5.

Friend2: But if he's socially awkward, it could be that he doesn't realize it. And you might end up having to ask the right questions to crack the code, all while not quite giving away how lost you are (or aren't). It's a bit like playing double dutch,mentally. And that can be fun in itself, particularly if he's still enjoying your company. It's not necessarily that he's more intelligent - you just happen to specialize in very different areas.

Emma: You’re too kind. :)

Friend3: You Insta food on the first date? You hussy.

Emma: Insta'ing on the first date is a good screening process. ;D He told me to go for it -- Don't be oppressed! LOL I still resisted using flash, though. Two months ago, I had a date who told me there would be no second date if I took a photo. I didn't want to see him again anyway, so I photo'd away!

>>> & now for a #OnePercentProblem --

When these super fancy restaurants give you a treat on your way out & you have to carry it for the rest of the night.

>>> & now for something random --

Last night's date lives in ex-Fiance 2's dream apartment complex. If we do end up dating, I'll explain the weird coincidences in my life.

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: Frozen center windowlicker

she is the embodiment of all that i hate, non-SJW division

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: aromatic trailer park

lol at non-SJW division

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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac dilemma

180.

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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:01 AM
Author: Lilac laughsome sweet tailpipe



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: Glassy startled puppy cruise ship

excellent

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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:19 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address

My dates often end up sounding like MBA team meetings.

My dates often end up sounding like MBA team meetings.

My dates often end up sounding like MBA team meetings.

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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:23 AM
Author: light titillating gay wizard university



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sexy home prole



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Big Corner

I'm very sad that I'm following a no-pics policy for this because the picture of her in date dress for this post is hilarious:

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

Wednesday & Thursday, I went two dates with the SAME guy! He is EXTREMELY intelligent -- In literature, language & law among other topics. One of the smartest people I've ever met, & I always surround myself with smart people. Well traveled, well read, philanthropic, compassionate, athletic & professionally accomplished. Observant & communicative. Affectionate. Confident. Grounded. Charming & personable when he wants to be -- Makes sure to learn everyone's name & treats everyone with respect. DESPISES elitism* & combats any form of bullying. Prefers me raw than polished. Seeks a long-term, committed relationship.

Of course, next week, he leaves the country for five weeks. #DatingProblems

* He (of multiple Ivy degrees including a JD from a top 3 law school) disapproves of my [Ivy UGrad] obsession. "It shouldn't matter where you went to school, focus on your accomplishments now." Also, "I'm not on Facebook because I don't care what doughnut you had for breakfast."

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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:20 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

Finally, a Worthy Suitor!

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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: Big Corner

That post was the one where I first realized that XO might enjoy this shit.

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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:25 PM
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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: Big Corner

Some of the follow-up comments to this one are great (all from her):

"He has the suit & ties. He has a vast collection of cufflinks. He has preppy clothes & is willing to wear them for me, but it's not his default. He veers super casual if he doesn't need to dress for a specific occasion. He also has a Harley Davidson??? In addition to a BMW motorcycle. He's not the Ducati type."

"Clarification: OMFG, he is SMART, processes EXTREMELY quickly AND applies his knowledge effectively to produce proven results. He's not just book smart. He is a man of action, not merely words. (& he has a MASSIVE vocabulary.)

Yet, he retains his humanity."

"& if you're wondering, he looks like William Balwin, pictured here:

http://seriesandtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/william-baldwin-be-my-valentine-hallmark.jpg

But with much shorter hair. (That I'm going to ask he grow out.)"

"Friend, I haven't said anything negative about him... Quite the contrary. I wouldn't believe this person existed if described this way to me.

He thinks my crazy is "lovable". We'll see how long that lasts! LOL."

And then, the best one:

"We Skyped last night... (I need to give him a public nickname -- Perhaps Pascalou where we had our first date & he has a dedicated table.)

Emma: I love watches.

Pascalou: I have a Patek Philippe. Have you heard of it?

As someone known for her deep love of fine watches & regularly consulted for advice by friends & strangers (In fact, currently having a private conversation about purchasing in Switzerland, with someone from A Small World that I've never met offline nor had lengthy conversations with...), I wanted to scream, "Yes, I have heard of Patek Philippe! I am NOT impressed just because you own one." But I refrained & in my hesitation, he continued to tell me how Rolex doesn't make the best watches. Oh, if he could see the expression on my face (I didn't have video turned on)...

*McKayla not impressed pic*

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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:37 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sexy home prole

Pure unhinged xo poaster level fantasy

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: vengeful translucent travel guidebook

People like this make me question the value of higher education. Sometimes I wish my parents pressured me into enlisting in the military and then pursuing some sort of prole career after.

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:42 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac dilemma



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: adventurous area



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:25 AM
Author: light titillating gay wizard university



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Smoky meetinghouse

Hook her up with JJC.

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: mind-boggling main people house

sorry bro but this is boring as fuark

also $10,000 says she only dates white guys

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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: Big Corner

3 days later:

I Meant it as a COMPLIMENT!!!

Emma: He's so smart, I'd be interested in him even if he were only making $80K.

Friend: ONLY? Do you mean that's not a lot? This is why I don't miss New York.

Friend2: In Wellington World, $80K is not a salary -- It's a signing bonus.

Friend3: In Emma World, 80K is 2 "I'm sorry I was late for dinner" gifts.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879709)



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Date: February 14th, 2016 12:43 AM
Author: sticky affirmative action

i love that these all get like 3 likes

a picture of my dog's shit gets more likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#29825142)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: Soul-stirring parlor mexican

I read all of these and i am seriously closer to killing myself than ive ever been. How does a person like this even exist in the world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879711)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:42 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac dilemma

i'm sure she's totally worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879719)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Indigo Dingle Berry New Version

She's fat to boot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27883206)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:42 AM
Author: vengeful translucent travel guidebook

We need to enact societal change to prevent this from happening again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879721)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: Soul-stirring parlor mexican

If CharlesPHD murdered this gook in cold blood and i was on the jury id vote to acquit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879726)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: vengeful translucent travel guidebook

Most people probably would.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879749)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Flirting Cream Institution Therapy

why does this make you angry? She's going to end up alone or settling HARD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879743)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:24 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880196)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 7:40 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40060548)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:43 AM
Author: Exciting orange dog poop

What does she bring to the table? Apparently not looks and personality. Is she rich, educated, and have a high paying 'prestige' job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879725)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac dilemma

guessing: good educational credentials, meh looks, an essentially empty head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879733)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Exciting orange dog poop

That's prob about right. I'm guessing shitty unfulfilling job though, idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879739)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac dilemma

probs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879762)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Indigo Dingle Berry New Version

So nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27883218)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: Big Corner

She has a LAC undergrad and an Ivy MA. She seems to have a variety of professional pursuits that I literally can't tell how legit or flame they are (stuff like writing articles, founding some small-scale businesses, etc.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879763)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac dilemma

sounds pretty flamey...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879768)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: Flirting Cream Institution Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879786)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Big Corner

Edit: Thanks, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879806)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:00 AM
Author: Flirting Cream Institution Therapy

Fine but why would you leave out that hilarious detail? It makes it so much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879812)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:00 AM
Author: Exciting orange dog poop

Getting a dude who's accomplished something with his life is her last gasp hail Mary to convince her parents she's not a failure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879813)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac dilemma

women ALWAYS want a more accomplished guy. even the ones who flame/d otherwise like rowan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879834)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: talented step-uncle's house jewess

She's probably *not* a 3, as rated by OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27883285)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: Big Corner

That's the end of the notes, so here's one of her Instagram statuses from last night:

Edited down due to Doobs. Suffice it to say she tagged no fewer than 26 different things in a post that couldn't have been more than 60 words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879728)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: Flirting Cream Institution Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879767)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:54 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac dilemma

i think you underestimate doobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879792)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Big Corner

Alas, probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879798)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: Big Corner

Altogether, she posted 36 photos (with about 12 different statuses) from a party she attended last week. All of them had 20-plus hashtags. Most were posted at about 4 AM.

Edit: Whoops, she actually posted over 100 photos from that party, it's just that most were posted last week and she finished in the last couple days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879735)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: aromatic trailer park

How hot is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879821)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: Big Corner

Maybe a 4 or so, depending on your rating scale. Overweight and definitely has an aging face, but she doesn't have any deformities or w/e.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879830)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:06 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac dilemma

HOLY FUCK. why are these guys talking to her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879835)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Big Corner

You know, let me revise it down. Probably a 3 at best, looking at some of her shittier pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879875)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac dilemma

ok so my point stands by a factor of 10? who the fuck are these guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879880)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:41 AM
Author: aromatic trailer park

How disappointing. I was assuming she was an objective 8.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880282)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:40 AM
Author: crimson free-loading famous landscape painting national security agency

this is hard to believe. she's got to be at least an objective 5 (which gets bumped to a 7 for yellow fever bros).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880276)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:42 AM
Author: aromatic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880290)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:42 AM
Author: Big Corner

Hmm...how about you post a pic of what you think a 5 Asian is and I can say if she's better or worse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880291)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:52 AM
Author: crimson free-loading famous landscape painting national security agency

http://i.imgur.com/LyAElgF.jpg

Second from left on the nyuug scale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880328)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:55 AM
Author: very tactful pea-brained idiot dopamine

ty for posting this again, this scale is so lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880339)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: aromatic trailer park

It is lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880345)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: crimson free-loading famous landscape painting national security agency

lol i know man

but it's an important piece of board history now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880349)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:55 AM
Author: aromatic trailer park

That scale is shit btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880343)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: very tactful pea-brained idiot dopamine

there is no coherence to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880347)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:59 AM
Author: aromatic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880359)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 9:00 AM
Author: tripping obsidian dragon parlour

CR, the "6" UCLA cheerleader WG on his scale is >>>>>>>>>>>> the 9 Asian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880973)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:57 AM
Author: crimson free-loading famous landscape painting national security agency

as a fellow yellow fever breh i agree

i still think second from the left is around a 5-6 though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880351)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:59 AM
Author: aromatic trailer park

Yeah, I'm glad we agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880358)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 8:37 AM
Author: Big Corner

LOL, if THAT'S a five she's probably closer to a 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880892)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: aromatic trailer park

Oh c'mon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27881927)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Big Corner

She is just not hot man. She has no real attractive features, a creaking face, and she's a bit fat (maybe like 28 BMI). I rated her around a 4 because I figure 1-2 should be reserved for people with severe obesity, significant deformities/assymetries, trashiness, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27881978)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:41 AM
Author: Confused Drunken Rehab Wagecucks

There is no gradient.

Hysterical nonetheless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#28950512)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Black bonkers nowag hell

ALL the Asians looks the same. LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#30025233)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Big Corner

Okay, skipping past all the Instagram shit. Here's a post from December:

"I am not simple. I am a challenge for any man, I will admit. As hard as I try to be the simple girl, it is just not in my nature to be one. I demand more from everyone because I see great potential.

I only want the best for myself and for my partner, so I will never just go along with some semblance of a mediocre, passionless relationship.

An unevolved man or a boy will always want the simple girl. He doesn’t want to have to work hard for anything, especially not a relationship. He doesn’t want to be challenged or confronted.

But, a real man knows that by being with a complicated girl, he will be better for it. At times, this girl can be difficult, but he knows her intentions are good. With healthy communication, the relationship will become stronger.

This is the type of girl you should marry. You may think it’s not what you want, but you want her. The easy girl will never satisfy you. She will be sweet but uninspiring. She will always leave you wanting more."

http://elitedaily.com/dating/marry-complicated-girl/858579/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879847)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:26 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address

man what I'd give to get her in a front of a fucking psychoanalyst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880212)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:30 AM
Author: light titillating gay wizard university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880772)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Big Corner

"My boyfriend is like a Lamborghini. I don't have a Lamborghini. LOL. tongue emoticon #ForeverAlone"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879861)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Big Corner

"An otherwise intelligent fellow Ivy graduate INSISTS that my [Ivy she got MA at] love is due to a lack of more compelling professional accomplishments (Unlike him, I am not building multi-m/billion dollar companies). I've repeatedly tried to convince him otherwise, to no avail."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879867)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:27 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address

He's got her pegged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880218)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Big Corner

"Tonight's date: What are you reading? Emma: Bloomberg BusinessWeek. Date: Why would you read something so BORING?? Emma: #Next!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879889)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: Rose Lascivious Theater Stage

twist: the date regularly reads top economic journals and finds mass publications utterly pedestrian.

aznshrew selfpwn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880308)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:21 AM
Author: lemon charismatic roommate

this is completely ridiculous, and why America is a bottom 10 place world wide to live for single guys.

there are Japanese single OL's who have 1/10 her requirements and are 100 times better looking and better personality.

what kind of Asian is she even? chink I'm guessing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879901)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:22 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac dilemma

i mean your schtick is generally entire shit but there's some truth to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879909)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:22 AM
Author: Big Corner

Yeah, last name looks Chinese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879918)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac dilemma

well, but bpm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879922)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: lemon charismatic roommate

jfc.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879929)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:29 AM
Author: Big Corner

"Writing about the dismal job market & some people's blatant insensitivity. Think before you speak, please! #CheckYourPrivilege"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879958)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:30 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac dilemma

die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879968)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Indigo Dingle Berry New Version

But you have an IVY MA!?!?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27883247)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: Big Corner

Last year, she took the Buzzfeed Quiz "Which Ivy League School Should You Attend?" She got Harvard.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/which-ivy-league-school-should-you-attend?fb_ref=Default#.rvD5DnVVd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879978)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:36 AM
Author: Big Corner

Here's a gem from last year that sheds some light on her professional situation:

"Dear Friends who cannot comprehend how I don't have a "normal job" at the moment, please read this new Harvard Business Review article (in its entirety, not just the excerpt below) by Dorie Clark. I know you don't mean to be malicious, but some of your comments have been rather insensitive. I have been making huge personal and financial sacrifices to create a meaningful bridge to my next career step. I am working SO much harder than you might know -- A 9 to 5 job seems like a vacation in relative terms. I simply ask that you respect the fact that your circumstances & decisions might not be mine.

"And yet [she's now quoting the article, to be clear], despite the irony that, in some ways, I’m still doing my old job but without a paycheck, I’m now making (depending on the year) up to 10x more than my old salary. As Internet theorist Doc Searls has described, instead of making money “from” writing, I’m now earning it “because of” the exposure it provides me and the related opportunities generated in public speaking, consulting, and teaching. On one hand, I’m moving backward: blogging (oftentimes) for free is pretty lame for a former professional journalist who has been writing for nearly 15 years. On the other, I’m more successful professionally and financially than I’ve ever been. What I’ve discovered in this age of disruption is that for many of us, the reason we’re not moving forward as fast as we’d like is, ironically, our fear of going backward..."

We hear all the time from innovation and startup gurus that we have to be “willing to embrace failure.” What that really means is you must be able to afford to fail. Failure is expensive — in time, reputation, and money. But over time, the willingness to take chances (that may fail) is an investment in your future success."

Thank you to those friends who have supported me in this time of great transition, with food, love & humor. [Tags about ten people]

The article: https://hbr.org/2014/02/take-a-step-back-to-propel-your-career-forward/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27879999)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:28 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address

nternet theorist Doc Searls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880221)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:35 AM
Author: light titillating gay wizard university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880780)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Big Corner

"Other than letters of recommendation, application for journalism fellowship completed & submitted! Wish me luck!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880018)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: adventurous area

people like this only exist in the world because we let them. it angers me. I'm feeling hopelessly mad right now. maybe this site is toxic after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880024)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: lemon charismatic roommate

this is what happens when you remove subhuman chinks from their natural habitat into a hypergamous society that fetishizes Asian women, giving them a hugely inflated ego, and telling these subhuman chink hoes they can achieve anything they want, and DESERVE chad.

Americans made their own bed, and they are gonna lie in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880053)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:52 AM
Author: adventurous area

Nobody normal really fetishizes asians, guys will just fuck anything. this chick is a fucking mentally ill striver living a cargo cult sex and the city fantasy life as her retarded ovaries wither. Asians have ruined this country in many ways. Just cannot fucking chill out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880064)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:01 AM
Author: lemon charismatic roommate

mostly just chinks and the TTT christian Koreans. japanese are non-existent in non-Hawaii America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880085)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: adventurous area

true japs are a good example why are they letting TTT crass korea dominate asia culturally now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880116)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Lilac laughsome sweet tailpipe

There are some in Socal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27881290)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:23 AM
Author: Provocative sound barrier

um, they were assimilated bro. all succumbed to CHAD eventually, even if it took a few generations for some.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27987886)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Glassy startled puppy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27883028)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 1:43 AM
Author: Big Corner

"When a very successful entrepreneur takes you to lunch & begins the meal by asking for your feedback on his next venture. THAT. Yes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880036)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:21 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac dilemma

lol. THAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880176)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:01 AM
Author: Big Corner

300 (Yes, three hundred) pounds of clothing shipped off. Two carloads of stuff donated. Womble walks through my front door, "Your apartment looks the same." I know! #overwhelming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880090)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 12:18 AM
Author: Metal background story useless brakes

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#28949795)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:07 AM
Author: Big Corner

"Tonight, Friend played a simplified version of the game I am creating to pitch to Kickstarter / indiegogo. I drew a peace sign to represent her because she served in the Peace Corps. She drew a watch to represent me. Haha."

I'll let XO guess how many times I've seen her mention this fledgling Kickstarter again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880109)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:27 AM
Author: very tactful pea-brained idiot dopamine

WHO THE FUCK IS TAKING THESE BITCHES TO BOULEY ON A FIRST DATE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880216)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:29 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac dilemma

and she's a 3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880226)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:31 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address

glad we're on the same wavelength here. holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880233)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:39 AM
Author: light titillating gay wizard university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880785)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:30 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address

This doesn't make sense.

How is this woman attracting such high quality guys.

How.

Everyone she's described I would marry sight unseen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880230)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:35 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880253)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:06 AM
Author: Bateful alcoholic halford marketing idea

she never seems to mention the guys' looks. might have something to with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27881232)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:32 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address

my eyes are bulging and I'm pounding my head into my table right now holy SHIT i dislike this person and everything she stands for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880236)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Big Corner

*Friend1 looking over my shoulder as I read a private message from a WellingtonBook man, which literally contains one word: hey*

Friend1: Really? No subject. No punctuation.

Emma: But he's wearing a green velvet tux!

Friend2: That sounds like what a wizard would wear while trying to imitate a Muggle.

Emma: I don't even know what that means.

Friend1: You don't have to know what it means other than it's a bad sign!

Emma: Aren't you impressed I even knew that was a Harry Potter reference?

Friend1 & Friend2: We are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880262)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:37 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address

stop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880267)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Glassy startled puppy cruise ship

why won't they kill her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27883062)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 7:53 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40060578)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Big Corner

Commenting on every single red-carpeter at the 2012 Oscars:

Angelina Jolie — Material too heavy. Length too long. Nice lipstick.

Jessica Chastian — Lovely embellishment, but overwhelms her frame.

Shailene Woodley — Cool design but the top is too reminiscent of a church confessional grate.

Rose Byrne — Top portion does not flatter. Fewer sequins would make her look less like a wet, oily sea otter.

Anne-Sophie Bion — Didn't we just see the sequined version on Rose Byrne?

Bingbing Li — Where is the groom?

Michelle Williams — All the clamshell ruffles just make me want to order a seafood platter.

Brett McKenzie — Yes! smile emoticon I don't know who this is, but I like that he's having fun.

Esperanza Spalding — Did your stylist run out of time to steam out the bottom?

Jane Seymour — Nice color. But boring & does not accentuate her waist.

Judy Greer — My favorite so far, but makes me think of highway lane dividers.

Viola Davis — Does not flatter at all.

Sacha Baron Cohen — As long as he's having fun.

Missi Pyle — Does not flatter at all.

Natalie Portman — How many ladybugs were killed to make that dress?

Melissa McCarthy — Love the movement of the sleeve.

Michel Hazanavicius — He might want to try a size larger for pants?

Maya Rudolph — I don't care for the dress, but it's a safe option.

Berenice Bejo — Nice dress but I would have opted for a different color.

Virginia Madsen — Too much heavy fabric swallows her waist.

Nick Krause and Amara Miller — Would have liked a more playful bowtie. Her dress is too mature for her.

Leah Thompson — Yes. My second favorite dress.

Morgan Spurlock — Don't care for the thin, black tie. At all.

Sherri Shepherd — I would have gone with less contract underneath.

Judd Apatow and Leslie Mann — Best dressed couple so far.

Kate Mara — Not sure about that flap that goes over the right arm. Her posture is distracting.

Kelly Ripa — Speaking of posture, Kelly works it!

Kristen Wiig — No. Looks like she stepped out in her underpinnings only.

Gary Oldman — His date is wearing my favorite dress so far.

Emma Stone — The enormous bow is a little distracting, as is the faded-looking hem.

Stacy Kiebler — The neckline is divine but the huge rose at the hip needs to go.

Diddy — Not caring for his bowtie. Wondering what kind of watch he's wearing.

Ellie Kemper — The colors of her dress coordinates with her hair very well.

Meryl Streep — Love her. She looks fantastic, but the dress is way too baggy.

Matthew Lillard — Suit is too large. Different shoes, too, please.

Anna Faris — Wow. The House Bunny is REALLY covered up!

Octavia Spencer — Pretty dress. Why does she look so displeased?

Pharrell Williams — I like the playful smirk. Don't care for the piping on the lapel & vest, however.

Stopping here unless anyone really wants me to continue….

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880275)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:43 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address

why God WHY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880295)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: light titillating gay wizard university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27887695)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:47 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sexy home prole

YES! I knew I would see one of these!! LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#28126751)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:47 AM
Author: Big Corner

Religious views: good food good friends

Political views: Veil of Ignorance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880315)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:48 AM
Author: Rose Lascivious Theater Stage

looks like we've got a rawlsian SCHOLAR here...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880318)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 3:12 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880404)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 3:20 AM
Author: aromatic trailer park

Is there any way we can market this chick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880418)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 6:42 AM
Author: Odious idiotic space striped hyena

I thought xo was flame and that people like this dont actually exist. What. The. Fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880667)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:15 AM
Author: elite underhanded location clown

Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880735)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:36 AM
Author: Fighting mood

Is the watch obsession an azn thing? The only other people I've known to be as obsessed with watches are forever-alone azn men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880782)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 7:42 AM
Author: light titillating gay wizard university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880788)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 8:47 AM
Author: very tactful pea-brained idiot dopamine

yes, i live in asia and people are constantly surprised i dont rock a watch. sorry, not worth 40K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880928)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: lemon charismatic roommate

i used to think this, but i'm about to cave and get a starter one.

jap cuties expect you to have one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880962)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 8:57 AM
Author: very tactful pea-brained idiot dopamine

which one you looking at? i dont think i could maintain one properly to justify the cost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880964)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: lemon charismatic roommate

i like Omega's, but i need to do more research. might just pick up a Seiko until i run into a good used Omega though.

sometimes, you need a watch or else you look underdressed. it's not too common in China or other Chinese majority countries, but it's common in Japan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27881112)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: Indigo Dingle Berry New Version

Don't sell out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27883276)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Glassy startled puppy cruise ship

and it's a meaningless status symbol in an age where we carry a cellphone 24/7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27883069)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 7:55 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40060580)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 9:03 AM
Author: tripping obsidian dragon parlour

She sounds ugly and horrible. How have you not unsubscribed to her posts to avoid seeing this shit in your newsfeed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27880989)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 9:11 AM
Author: Big Corner

I'm pretty tolerant when it comes to my feed and I enjoy seeing XO concepts play out in real life. They also don't pop up THAT frequently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27881022)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Glassy startled puppy cruise ship

I'm the same way. Have a couple like these -- not nearly as bad of course, but similar -- and it's like tonguing a toothache, you just can't help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27883045)



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Date: February 2nd, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: Garnet big-titted base

subtle soft tooth trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32528785)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Big Corner

"Home from a 3 hour date with a super ADORABLE 6'4" blond finance guy... Under 30!! #VeryPleasantlySurprised"

18 Likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27881423)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Big Corner

"10 minutes into today's brunch date: You studied writing in graduate school? What a WASTE OF MONEY. #‎DatingProblems"

3 Likes

Follow-up comment: "AND my French toast was TERRIBLE. Now, I need to look for other food."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27881432)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: tripping obsidian dragon parlour

how do you restrain yourself from commenting if you won't block her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27881458)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: Big Corner

I mostly just find it funny. I don't get MAF about this sort of thing, probably because I'm not involved with the shrew dating scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27881472)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:46 AM
Author: Big Corner

"Real question: Does anyone use email for non-work reasons anymore? Guy I've been seeing for over a month thinks email is passe. He has no idea what my email is because "why do I need your email? I can call & text you. It's much better to have a CEO's direct phone number than his email. I get over a thousand emails a day. Reaching me by phone or text is way faster."

I still think it's weird."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27881446)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:49 AM
Author: elite underhanded location clown

The contemporary mid-30s urban asian shrew is the most fungible member of the dating market.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27881465)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Big Corner

She has pinned 4,644 things on Pinterest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27881867)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 7:57 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40060588)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:17 PM
Author: lake menage genital piercing

It's bizarre when people want qualities in others just to "check the box" rather than out of any real desire for them. She doesn't sound like she's describing a hot date here, more like a job interview. So robotic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27881952)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27881976)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27886310)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: Orchid greedy market

She would fail the Voight-Kampff test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27886325)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 3:51 AM
Author: lake menage genital piercing

and the turing test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27888186)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:43 PM
Author: Hairraiser business firm

LOL'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#28126726)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: Transparent old irish cottage

so she went to Penn, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27882029)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Bateful alcoholic halford marketing idea

she seems like a columbia MA to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27883041)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 2:22 AM
Author: Spectacular dark theater

Prob. journalism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27887868)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 2:26 AM
Author: cracking ivory haunted graveyard sanctuary

this sounds 100% correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27887897)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Slap-happy Stag Film Karate

I would have guessed Cornell for sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27883067)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 12:38 PM
Author: talented step-uncle's house jewess

If not flame, I can only conclude the reason I'm not going on dates with these guys is that I'm not prestigious or shallow enough. Will work on improving myself to be more like this shrew, thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27882118)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 11:52 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle tanning salon depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27889638)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Fragrant Lavender Blood Rage

how has her head not been bashed in yet? is this really the way NYC women operate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27882854)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: Orchid greedy market

yes, it really is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27882880)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:15 PM
Author: Transparent old irish cottage

btw you need to post a screen shot with identifying info blacked out to convince us all that this isn't flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27882862)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored Office Persian

There is no way he is making this much shit up. Too much detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27882888)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Transparent old irish cottage

yeah i agree, i think it's real. but seeing a screen shot would drive it home and make it more hilarious IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27882912)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Big Corner

I'm a bit paranoid about accidentally outing myself with PC screenshots, tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27883074)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Glassy startled puppy cruise ship

don't do it - obviously you're not making this much up and you're already doing enough to entertain us (ok sicken us)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27883117)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: Orchid greedy market

MODS! plz stop Charles XII from outing 433.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27882878)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: khaki electric furnace

no-one remembers creepy pumo flameout? this won't end well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27883278)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Indigo Dingle Berry New Version

SHREWMO OUTTED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27883283)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Orchid greedy market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27889302)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 3:01 PM
Author: self-absorbed casino

shitty flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27883298)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: Big Corner

Bro, how the Hell could I produce a flame this massive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27883964)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Big Corner

Though the moniker is fitting for such a claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27884987)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Big Corner

Posted at 1 AM last night:

"Men in tuxes. Yes, please. smile emoticon #BlackTie"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27889170)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Spectacular dark theater

Sounds like a misguided attempt at branding herself s some kind of elite media personality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27889714)



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Date: May 15th, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Bateful alcoholic halford marketing idea

wasn't RSF at a black tie party last night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27896811)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 11:45 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Updating my LinkedIn profile & found out that I was written up in [Extremely obscure publication] for my [Extremely obscure event] keynote. smile emoticon"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27894389)



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Date: May 15th, 2015 12:19 PM
Author: Big Corner

I glanced at said write-up and it turns out it describes some of her professional history. Turns out she spent like 5 years simply working for her alma mater after finishing her MA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27896752)



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Date: May 15th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Big Corner

"The 22 most memorable quotes from the new Elon Musk book, ranked - The Washington Post http://ow.ly/3xRIMw"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27896765)



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Date: May 15th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Lilac laughsome sweet tailpipe

You are doing God's work in this thread, bro, keep it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27896905)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 10:47 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Swiping Right on Tinder, but Staying Put - NYTimes.com http://ow.ly/3xSlLT ‪#DatingProblems People need to step up & stop playing games."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27906499)



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Date: May 16th, 2015 10:49 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Actually, I am interested in the timepiece. Mmm... Timepieces!"

Links to this pic: https://www.facebook.com/thehitschristchurch/photos/a.426000704187314.1073741830.280939955360057/765378783582836/?type=1&theater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27906513)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:06 PM
Author: Big Corner

"It comes as no surprise to anyone who knows me, & especially those who know me via my enduring love for exclusive timepieces (Hi aSmallWorld!), that I would be quoted in a article about highly educated Manhattan women who covet $150,000 purses. (As a high school student on the Upper East Side, I had a subscription to Vogue (The adult version) & coveted the Hermes Kelly. Birkin is just too big, even for me.)

But don't worry future Husband, I wouldn't spend more than $10,000 on a bag... OK, OK... $20,000 tops. (Notice I don't give an amount for wristwatches? LOL. (Oh, when will you be mine, my precious Lange 1??? http://monochrome-watches.com/lange-1-daymatic/)) My personality would never survive the kind of male dominance described by Dr. Wendy Martin (The Yale version of the Princeton Mom?), however. ‪#ForeverAlone"

I won't link the exact article, but it's a spinoff talking about this one (or rather, the book the author of it wrote):

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/17/opinion/sunday/poor-little-rich-women.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27984967)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:35 PM
Author: talented step-uncle's house jewess

I don't believe anyone would write "okay future husband i won't spend more than $10k on a bag"

Screenshot and remove all identifying information or this thread is worthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27985163)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: aromatic trailer park

No, I want to believe this isn't flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27985474)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:35 PM
Author: Big Corner

Well, if you insist:

http://imgur.com/zlRzTep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27986647)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: aromatic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27986667)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 1:15 PM
Author: talented step-uncle's house jewess

Oh God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27989569)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 8:52 PM
Author: Electric copper field corn cake

wtf

is she hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27985272)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: Big Corner

A 4 at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27985450)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: tripping obsidian dragon parlour

lol, she actually pays for a subscription to aSW still?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27986671)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:43 PM
Author: Self-centered twinkling jew

wonder if its more embarrassing to have ur nude pics in public or these poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27986693)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: Provocative sound barrier

oh what a nested parentheses scholar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27987901)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 11:54 PM
Author: Heady Round Eye

someone needs to scrape all her posts and make a markov chain twitterbot that just tweets in her style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27986768)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Brass hall

Holy fuck. I googled around and found OP's chick (no doobs, i swear) and this thread is 100% not flame. Here's the "finally, a worthy suitor" pic:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27987077)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:06 AM
Author: onyx athletic conference

jfc she's terrible and could be a binary 0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27987835)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 1:15 PM
Author: Electric copper field corn cake

could be? wtf is wrong with you, IS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27989574)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 8:26 AM
Author: Big Corner

Oh god, I never noticed, but her FB is 100% public, isn't it? I suppose there's nothing stopping you, then. I just don't want her getting harassed by XO psychos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27988176)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:07 PM
Author: Brass hall

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27990693)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Big Corner

I mean, it's a public account, so it's basically like linking a blog. I've defriended myself to avoid an outing, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27990731)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Know-it-all slimy church building

I don't hate her as much after seeing how ugly she is. I just pity her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27990736)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: aromatic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#28102854)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:15 PM
Author: onyx athletic conference

FUCK we have the mutual friends. all insufferable. lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#28126558)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Big Corner

This makes me wonder how many poasters I'm one degree of separation from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#28126591)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:45 PM
Author: onyx athletic conference

i know for a fact I was friends with several poasters via pre-ITE who are now basically retired. Current? Not sure, but if there are legit HYP people here, definitely people in common with several poasters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#28126736)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:33 AM
Author: stirring cyan tank queen of the night

still hilarious that I had a handful of mutual friends with her. lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#29460349)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sexy home prole

fuck her shit wont load

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#28129392)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 8:34 AM
Author: Bateful alcoholic halford marketing idea

do it. XO could use a new mascot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27988190)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Ocher sandwich

That is one of the more hideous women I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27989565)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 1:15 PM
Author: Electric copper field corn cake

lol i threw up a little

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27989573)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 1:16 PM
Author: talented step-uncle's house jewess

Please be flame.

*torches this entire thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27989580)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:55 AM
Author: Stubborn crystalline kitty

*smothers you with this thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#29460457)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Brass hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27990676)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: vivacious aqua ape

WTF, I figured she'd at least be skinny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27990787)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: aromatic trailer park

As a yellowfever mo I'm incredibly disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#28102858)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Brass hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27991649)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 11:43 PM
Author: vengeful translucent travel guidebook

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#28129333)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Big Corner

LOL holy shit:

I'm Team Amal Aamuddin Clooney, the Impossible Princess -- The Cut http://ow.ly/3xVdqy (Was never a George Girl.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27998494)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: Brass hall

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#27998940)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Lilac laughsome sweet tailpipe

Your poast needs a trigger warning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#28102869)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: aromatic trailer park

*Turns to stone*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#28102873)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: Infuriating chocolate laser beams

reading through this entire thread for the first time and laughed my fucking ass off irl at this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35061311)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: snowy nudist set boistinker

She is hideous and a liar. She should be put down immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#28103010)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: talented step-uncle's house jewess

Omg please be flame. How can she be getting more dates than me? Fuck this gay earth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#28103032)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:07 PM
Author: snowy nudist set boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#28103086)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:38 PM
Author: lemon charismatic roommate

she is mentally ill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#28126687)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:05 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40060606)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: turquoise box office

This thread is 180 and 120 at the same time.

Thank to OP for putting this together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#28103144)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:48 PM
Author: aromatic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34053165)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 5:11 PM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#28126541)



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Date: June 15th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: vengeful translucent travel guidebook

Anyone rating her as a 4 is a sick fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#28129345)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 10:12 PM
Author: Big Corner

She's still dating away:

Tonight's date is a super tan, fit, Eurasian, Harvard-educated, former-Goldman Wellington who speaks French fluently??? ‪#surprise‬!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#28259059)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: Indigo Dingle Berry New Version

How the fuck does she land dudes like that? He must be hideous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#28259104)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 11:04 PM
Author: Spectacular dark theater

she looks really familiar, I swear I've dealt with her... she reminds me of luxury p.r. people, although she seems do be suffering from a reverse body dysmorphia disorder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#28259206)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 8:28 AM
Author: Big Corner

Naturally:

"Tinder dater Michelle Thomas writes open letter after being told she was TOO FAT | Daily Mail Online"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#28325231)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 11:46 AM
Author: Passionate Pearl Black Woman Gunner

Lol. I'm in disbelief. I've never met anyone like this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#28326113)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: house-broken adulterous national personal credit line

That means you have NEVER lived in any major American metropolitan area. Outed as an ARE COUNTRY Halfordian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#28326908)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: floppy bronze heaven jap

guys the dating stories are mostly or entirely false. stop pissing yourselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#28327739)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:50 PM
Author: Big Corner

If they're flame, it's all created by her. None of this is fabricated by me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#28949659)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:49 PM
Author: Big Corner

Oh boy, another dating post, from last week:

"Somehow I went from NOTHING to having a 24 year old & a 50 year old interested in me. Do I want to be a cougar or a kitten?

Update for those of you who "need" more information:

24 year old is a HYP (Harvard Yale Princeton) boy. When I mentioned [School], he asked why he would go to a second tier Ivy. 😒 Works at Goldman. 6'4" & looks like jailbait Jude Law. Plays violin. Maybe fluent in French. Lives in my neighborhood.

50 year old is UC Berkeley environmental engineer & serial entrepreneur. 5'10" & very boyish good looks. Nice voice. He's not intimidated by my personality. Drives a custom Audi A7 & is serious about his wine. Lives in SF but has an office in Manhattan."

24 likes, about 15 comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#28949652)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: stimulating chartreuse locale mediation

lol at having to explain what HYP is. what unprestigious audience is she writing for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#28949662)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:54 PM
Author: Big Corner

Well, she did go to a mere second-tier Ivy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#28949671)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:59 PM
Author: Big Corner

LMAO, this is from one day before the post about having two different guys into her. Not sure if this just describes one of them or if she is shrewing it up to the max:

"Started October by calling Teke to express that I am .not. amused by his recent [lack of] actions.

(Ah, the joys of dating me! grin emoticon It takes a strong man to survive more than a month with me. I like it that way, though. ‪#‎DatingProblems‬)

Teke: Do you have a history with him? Did you guys date?

Emma: Date??? I reprimand him almost EVERY time we have a phone call! He & I would NEVER date.

Teke: You're pretty rough on him.

Emma: When I am not satisfied, I don't mince words. I am extremely blunt. You'll never need to guess where you stand with me. I'll tell you directly. ...You already saw that tonight at the beginning of this call.

Teke: It did not bother me. I understand & I'm happy about it. I like it this way & I know you do, too.

*Impressed* *Surprised* ‪#‎TeamTeke‬

We'll see how I feel when we conduct a year end review. LOL. But seriously..."

She then posted this picture: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIMhmUPWEAA48TQ.jpg

7 likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#28949687)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 12:55 AM
Author: Big Corner

Haven't updated this in a while, mainly because most of what she posts is pictures with minimal text and I don't want to direct link, but she's still at it. All of these are from the past three weeks:

"The one guy I spoke to tonight turns out to be an Ivy League electrical engineering major named after his mother's Arabian horse. *smiley face x3* #obvi"

"Tonight's date wore a watch for the past 1,100 out of 1,103 days. Guess which day today was. #DatingProblems *puke face* *sad face* *tongue-out face* #WatchProblems *smiley face x3*

"If it takes > 6 txts to set up a date, I AM CALLING YOU. #DatingProblems #OldSchool #MyTimeIsPrecious"

"Tonight's date: Fellow native NYer, who graduated from Packer Collegiate Institute - Apparently a very prestigious HS I only heard of today."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#29460151)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: vengeful translucent travel guidebook

This bitch does not have a soul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#29460157)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Trust Fund Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#29460344)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: Out-of-control tan stead

I call flame

No one can be so clueless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#29460338)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:35 AM
Author: stirring cyan tank queen of the night

LOL at PACKER.

lofty PACKER! 40k to go the brooklyn equivalent of birch wathen lenox. just lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#29460366)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Big Corner

Not being from the land of five-figure prep schools, I'm guessing Birch Wathen Lenox is some other not-prestigious prep school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#29460388)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:51 AM
Author: stirring cyan tank queen of the night

yeah.

here is the thing. it's all bullshit. all of it. but if you take that kinda thing seriously, paying what you pay to send your kid to Packer is a fail.

if you're good parents and your kid is a decent, hard working kid, you get the same results for Packer from Morrow, Midwood and a bunch of other public HS that are not the specialized schools.

These schools are, to no one's surprise, about networking at a young age. but ROFL they're being so indoctrinated in nonsense and, in particular, self-loathing of their privilege that they will likely waste all of that capital. It's just hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#29460440)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 2:00 AM
Author: erotic medicated lay ladyboy

jfc this thread is a horrible rabbit hole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#29460492)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 2:07 AM
Author: light titillating gay wizard university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#29460514)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Transparent old irish cottage

this is all rather unbelievable and i'm amazed that she exists in the wild; i would assume it's all elaborate flame if i did not trust you as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#29460519)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 2:28 AM
Author: ebony razzmatazz partner

180 thread OP

set her up with jjc OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#29460582)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 1:56 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Tonight's date broke up with his gorgeous, gorgeous & kind gf bc she didn't know Gershwin. I passed the music test with Ravel's Bolero. *smiley face*"

10 likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#29477219)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 1:57 PM
Author: 180 claret point

Please tell me this one is fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#29477235)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: Big Corner

100% real, posted about 14 hours ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#29477243)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:09 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40060618)



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Date: January 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Big Corner

"Why am I already discussing engagement rings with Thursday's first date? (Highly probable date won't happen. #stubborn ;) #DatingProblems"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#29517797)



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Date: January 4th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: concupiscible brunch selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#29517802)



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Date: January 4th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: Lilac laughsome sweet tailpipe

This is one of the GOATUS threads of 2015

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#29517811)



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Date: January 21st, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Glittery Chapel Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#29647024)



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Date: January 4th, 2016 11:30 AM
Author: Amethyst pozpig bbw

Is this what they mean when they say Asians have no soul? This is like a black hole of a person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#29517973)



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Date: January 17th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Big Corner

Accused of being socialist by an attorney living in a ultra luxury apt. Then, a liberal by an ultra wealthy Southerner. #DatingProblems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#29618042)



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Date: January 17th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: concupiscible brunch selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#29618049)



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Date: January 21st, 2016 11:31 AM
Author: Big Corner

"My friends will LOVE: UPenn guy no longer interested after I didn't tell him my alma material, then accuses me of going to a state school."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#29646677)



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Date: January 21st, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Big Corner

One of the follow-ups comments are great as well:

"I'm not sure you're actually dating. I think you're auditioning men for bit parts in the wonderful roller coaster tale of your life, but it is unclear that you're actually setting it up for any of them to join the cast. Which is totally fine, and I appreciate the stories."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#29646686)



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Date: January 21st, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Glittery Chapel Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#29647028)



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Date: January 21st, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: Heady Round Eye

You've met this person in the flesh? She sounds like the living avatar of a Last Psychiatrist screed. Like what youd expect if you turned a Markov chain twitterbot loose on a list of aspirational brands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#29646757)



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Date: January 21st, 2016 12:13 PM
Author: Big Corner

Yeah, I've met her IRL, though it predated my discovery of XO so I wasn't on the lookout for hardcore shrew tendencies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#29646878)



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Date: February 13th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Big Corner

Four days ago she posted a short video wishing happy birthday to herself, which shows a single candle burning in a ceramic cup that appears to have at least five scoops of ice cream in it (one vanilla, three chocolate, and the remaining 1+ are buried deeper inside the cup and can't be seen).

It has a #foreveralone hashtag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#29824815)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 12:04 AM
Author: Buff insane cuckoldry

Her birthday wish is for "Wellington!" which I gather to be her shorthand for the kind of HANDSOME and "successful" (read: rich) man she so delusionally thinks she deserves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#30283988)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:11 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40060622)



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Date: February 29th, 2016 5:45 PM
Author: Buff insane cuckoldry

Have you noticed how she awkwardly jams her (manicured and be-ringed) thumb into a huge number of her photographs? Presumably to show off the aforementioned manicure and ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#29946594)



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Date: February 29th, 2016 5:55 PM
Author: Big Corner

I hadn't but now that you've mentioned it I see it everywhere.

WTF is up with putting a ring on your thumb, anyway? Is that common?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#29946686)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: Big Corner

"Aaaaaand, we're back from our dating hiatus? Now chatting up a guy: BA biotech, MS computer science + business, MBA. & British accent. *smile emoticon*"

Comment chain:

Other guy: "Sounds like my polish molecular biologist with benefits. Nature/Science publications?"

Emma: "I haven't gotten so personal as to ask if he's been published! *shocked emoticon* *grin emoticon*"

Emma: "Also, he switched careers because he likes people jobs, v. lab isolation jobs. BUT, he still loves science."

Emma: "If mine doesn't work out, can I have yours?"

Other guy: "You'd have to ask HIS husband *smile emoticon*

But he's involved in this patent dispute over DNA scissors"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#30025202)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: sienna outnumbered range

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#30025266)



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Date: March 24th, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Transparent old irish cottage

*shoots flame thrower into that comment exchange*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#30131529)



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Date: April 6th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#30218147)



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Date: March 24th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Big Corner

"If I could afford to be in school for a lifetime..."

Links to this article:

https://www.insidehighered.com/views/2014/05/01/man-amasses-credentials-all-8-ivy-institutions-essay#.Vs9AJK_6gh8.facebook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#30130947)



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Date: April 6th, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Big Corner

"SuperLiked a 39 year old, blond Dartmouth Columbia boy with 47 mutual connections. No reponse, yet(?) Who knows him? #‎TinderProblems"

A noteworthy response:

Guy: "Didn't you just have food poisoning? Lmao"

Emma: "Exactly. I need someone to take care of me. #SingleProblems"

Emma: "Plus, he was wearing scrubs in one of his photos."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#30218126)



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Date: April 6th, 2016 10:54 PM
Author: stirring cyan tank queen of the night

she's pulling like a shrew version of XO Milo and is vamping it up because she thinks it's hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#30218187)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 11:30 AM
Author: Big Corner

Half Of Ivy League Students Get This WRONG, Will You? Share Your Answer. Then See If You’re Correct: – AWM http://ow.ly/3zxmga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#30240701)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 11:32 AM
Author: Big Corner

"He .tells. me to keep my phone on until 1am. Doesn't txt me until noon the NEXT day & wonders why he should apologize?? #DatingProblems"

9 likes, a wow, and an angry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#30240713)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Tonight, 64 year old racist lectured my friend & me for 20 minutes, then told me I'm single bc I'm FAT. #NYCproblems"

Enriched by this earlier comment:

"I had a ROUGH morning AND there were no #amNY chips to cheer me up during my train ride to work today! :( #NYCproblems"

As well as these replies:

Emma: "& to put it in context, the man is a 350 pound diabetic Italian holding a pint of ice cream while he compared IQ across ethnicities, followed by praise for Donald Trump."

Friend: "Seriously????!!!!! Where do I even start with that, other than just, wow, what an insufferable vapid lout????"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#30283808)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: Lilac laughsome sweet tailpipe

Johnsmeyer isn't a pound over 300

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#30283825)



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Date: April 21st, 2017 3:48 AM
Author: Brass hall

"the man is a 350 pound diabetic Italian holding a pint of ice cream while he compared IQ across ethnicities, followed by praise for Donald Trump"

what's his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33124919)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:30 PM
Author: Big Corner

Sheesh, she's really been upping her date-posting:

"Talking to 3 super successful men. 2 out of town & 1 sick. #‎DatingProblems‬ #FAIL"

Friend: "You should talk to unsuccessful men. They would worship you."

Emma: "PASS."

Friend: "Are you sure? LOL!"

Emma: "Yes. Final answer."

Emma: "I can't even deal with a lot of the successful men."

Friend2: "What does "success" entail in this case?"

Emma: "Professional. What kind of success do you look for?"

Friend2: "What does professional mean to you? Professional and successful comes in so many ways."

Emma: "Achieved their goals career-wise [LOL this is a great euphemism], love their job & looking to greater achievements. I'm confused by these questions..."

Friend2: "Great achievements" and "achieved their goals career-wise" usually = makes a lot of money, that's all.

What if the career goal was to be a high school English teacher? Or a really good fireman who saved lives? Or a really great artist who owned his own studio?

Also, why does someone have to love their job? I don't love my job and likely never will, but my career enables me to pursue outside passions -- which is what I REALLY live for. I know many successful, attractive men feel similar."

Emma: "If the career goal was to be a high school English teacher & he is, then great. He's successful. He reached his goal. Simple." [Note: I have never seen her post about dating a teacher]

Emma: "PERSONALLY, not everyone needs to agree with me, I prefer men who love their jobs. I've met too many that hate their job & it's a super downer. It's not something I want to deal with in my relationship right now. It's so nice to be with men who love their job & aren't griping about it 24/7. They are exhilarated by their career, whether it be as a HS English teacher or fireman, & it's joyous."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#30283828)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Buff insane cuckoldry

Brother, I am fascinated by this chick. The pure delusion with regards to dating, the barely disguised panic as to her employment status, the ever-so-gentle pushback from concerned friends in the comments (buried in the pile of you-go-girl sycophancy). I can't get a good sense for how much she believes her own hype -- does she really think she's going to beat the odds and find a man to her standards, and does she really think she's working unbelievably hard to carve out her own professional path? Or is she just putting on a brave face for her friends?

Did you know she has at least two other facebook accounts? It looks like one has a lot of undergrad stuff and the other is slightly newer. Both under her real name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#30284047)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 12:23 AM
Author: Big Corner

The most astonishing thing to me is that she's been quasi-blogging about all these dating failures for THREE YEARS now and I don't think she's ever had a relationship lasting over a month in that span (or at least, she didn't post about it). It's really incredible.

I noticed one of the other accounts and was pretty confused as to why it exists. Why not just remake your existing account and delete old shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#30284061)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: Buff insane cuckoldry

Honestly I'm baffled that she even gets first dates. As has been amply noted ITT, she brings absolutely nothing to the table. I wonder if she hits up these incredibly successful HANDSOMES for networking lunches or something like that, then tries to convert it into a date (or delusionally thinks that it constitutes a date). I can't think of any other way that she could even get a drink with the caliber of dude she talks about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#30284091)



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Date: May 13th, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Big Corner

A year later, and she's still a megashrew. She just linked this photo:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BFSuXQfHjGN/

She also recently wrote a HuffPo article. She didn't mention how HuffPo doesn't pay writers.

Also:

"STILL seeking this.

Tonight's double Ivy date at Peacock Alley in the Waldorf Astoria very confusing. Gave me super mixed signals. Neutral to uninterested(?) to interested??? #‎DatingProblems"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#30469825)



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Date: May 13th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: cerebral grizzly temple

Scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#30469946)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40060631)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Big Corner

Today, she posted a link to this article, paired with the following post:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2016/05/18/lady-spiders-demand-gifts-from-their-gentleman-callers-or-else-they-eat-them/?tid=sm_fb

Did you bring me a QUARTZ wristwatch & processed food??? How DARE you!!! *sigh emoji* *sick emoji* *cheshire grin emoji*

#SpiritInsect‬ *3 smile emojis*

Males "can be deceitful little creatures. Some males actually bring fake gifts — inedible plant seeds or the remains of an insect they've already eaten — and try to pass off these packages as legit meals.

A 2011 study in BMC Evolutionary Biology found that females responded to worthless gifts by ending mating sooner than if the gift had been good."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#30538762)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Big Corner

C'mon I thought this was a great one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#30541680)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead

pls poast more interactions between ppl who comment on her updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#30542030)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 7:37 PM
Author: Big Corner

Glad you asked, because I went back and it has a pretty good follow-up.

Friend: Your spider will come, Emma. smile emoticon

Emma: Did you see my Tweet to #NostagiaChat? Super cute & smart date tonight, BUT lives in Canada. *3x grin emoticon* Leaves Tuesday & has work dinners during the week.

Friend: Sounds like a step in the right direction...

Emma: at least he picked a nice place to feed me. *3x smile emoticon*

She then posts an instagram photo of some weird salad from her Sunday night date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#30542598)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead

ugh, jfc. *cringe-jacking myself* OH GOD UHHHHHH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#30542649)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 7:55 PM
Author: galvanic thirsty hospital

HO LEE FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#30542686)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 11:46 PM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#30544690)



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Date: July 2nd, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: Big Corner

WHY??? :P LOL. // Why Hong Kong's Richest Man Wears a $500 Watch - Bloomberg LP http://ht.ly/Zb2r301NWgs cc @WatchTime #timepiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#30839430)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 4:27 PM
Author: light titillating gay wizard university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#31663756)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 5:37 PM
Author: comical purple international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#31664251)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 6:21 PM
Author: poppy hideous wrinkle public bath

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#31664496)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: cheese-eating theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32538144)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40060633)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Big Corner

This is still going. In the past month, she has made 11 separate posts that contain the hashtag #DatingProblems.

No evidence of a long-term relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#31663743)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: poppy hideous wrinkle public bath

i want to fucking die after reading this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#31664243)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 6:22 PM
Author: galvanic thirsty hospital

DC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#31664499)



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Date: October 17th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: poppy hideous wrinkle public bath

NYC apparently

she sounds like a good fit for DC now that you mention it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#31664507)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Big Corner

Totally unintentional in January: First #date of the month on the first day of the month: Harvard Club with Columbia JD/MBA + Harvard MPA. Last date of the month on the last day of the month: Yale Club with LSE PhD in economics. Mid-month: Two successful Yalies. Annnnnnd... Still single! *goofy face*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32537476)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: dashing swollen turdskin

what the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32537571)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:23 PM
Author: Lilac laughsome sweet tailpipe

You're doing God's work in this thread, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32538109)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:41 PM
Author: Big Corner

ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32538209)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 5:35 PM
Author: High-end feces plaza

how ugly are these dudes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32538624)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Big Corner

"True story: I almost food poisoned myself with undercooked poultry last night for dinner & today for lunch. *shocked face*

Someone take me out for a properly cooked dinner! (February is my birthday month, after all.) *playful face* #ForeverAlone *rooster*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32537520)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: Big Corner

Won't link her photos, but she wears a Dartmouth class ring on her left thumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32537546)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: Ocher sandwich

Someone posted the pic of this chick at some point in this thread and she is a horrific looking asian chick (I say this as someone who is pretty generous with describing female attractiveness, not like crazy XO poster description of hideous).

I laugh everytime I see a Wolfgang's or hear it referenced, because I think of this heinous looking shrew, who thinks she's fucking high class, thinking it's fucking Wolfgang Puck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32537603)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Big Corner

Yeah I won't post pics but she looks really bad, especially considering most Asian chicks hold up well in their 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32537652)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Ocher sandwich

Right, there are tons of women posted on this site as "ugly" and I laugh, because, fuck it, I'm no adonis. This is not one of those instances, which people have to understand to really appreciate how absurd this is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32537685)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:35 PM
Author: Big Corner

Sadly I can't illustrate it but I think it's worth noting this woman seems to Instagram almost everything she eats or drinks. Almost always has her left hand placed strategically to show off that Dartmouth class ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32537726)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 3:39 PM
Author: Marvelous twinkling uncleanness

I dont believe MFH ivy league women would ACTIVELY CHEER for their friends to date NON "elite" UG guys

sorry. flame. they will ding you for cornell, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32537759)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: poppy hideous wrinkle public bath

what the fuck man she's STILL posting actively?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32538040)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: light titillating gay wizard university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32538133)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:40 PM
Author: Big Corner

Relentlessly. She has made about 260 posts in the past month. Most of them are cross-posted Hootsuite or Instagram posts with a trillion hashtags; of those posts most are of whatever food or drink she is consuming. It's a hard slog digging up the ones that are distinctive enough to be funny on XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32538207)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 4:35 PM
Author: wonderful bat shit crazy bawdyhouse

there's gotta be a longitudinal study in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32538182)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: Racy Useless Rigpig Pit

there are still links to her pics itt

she is a legitimate 3, maybe a 3.5 if you have yellow fever. she has to be making up all these dates, there is no fucking way any half-way successful guy would want to be seen in public with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32538564)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 8:22 PM
Author: abusive arousing quadroon site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32539818)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 6:59 PM
Author: Infuriating chocolate laser beams

*kidnaps her*

*waterboards her with milk*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32539237)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: Big Corner

"IstGenYale (an emerging Yale alumni Shared Identity Group (SIG) with similar backgrounds supporting current students on campus and fellow alumni) invited me to their luncheon on the 25th (see below), & just encouraged me to bring other Dartmouth alumni to the event. Anyone interested in joining me?

Networking lunch with 350 students & alumni - Amherst, Columbia/Barnard, Brown, Cornell, Dartmouth, Duke, Georgetown, Haverford, Harvard, Lehigh, MIT, Pomona, Princeton, Stanford, Swarthmore, Tufts, Penn & Yale to share our life & career experiences and support the next generation in meaningful ways."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32591912)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 2:56 PM
Author: Big Corner

"I cannot recommend Dorie Clark enough if you want to build a strong career for yourself -- At EVERY stage of your journey. I've been reading her work regularly since my days at the Tuck School of Business at Dartmouth. She is the best!

https://hbr.org/2017/01/your-career-needs-many-mentors-not-just-one"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32591931)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Invited to an alumni luncheon @Yale the last weekend of the month.

Who wants to road trip / explore campus with me?

*three tears of joy emojis*

#IvyLeague"

These last few are more mundane but 1. They're literally all posted in the past 24 hours, and 2. I feel the need to emphasize how OBSESSED she is with college pedigrees despite being in her late 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32591947)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead

She must have friends who have called her out on this shit. Does she get likes and supportive comment?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32592030)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 3:10 PM
Author: Big Corner

I've never seen anybody call her out. Most posts get at least 1-2 likes and some get many more. I haven't posted comments as often recently, but a lot of the earlier posts in this thread give an idea of the comment structure.

I do get the feeling her posts are getting less engagement than in the past, but like 80% or more of her posts are Instagram or Hootsuite crossposts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32592083)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Big Corner

She just shared this photo, together with "#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone

https://www.facebook.com/ThunderDungeon/photos/a.1268731226510048.1073744071.288157034567477/1268731883176649/?type=3&theater

Also shared this one two days earlier:

https://www.facebook.com/ThunderDungeon/photos/a.1266636770052827.1073744064.288157034567477/1266638216719349/?type=3&theater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32591979)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Big Corner

"People, use social media to empower your network! [Various people] are experts at this. Read their work to learn how to effectively brand yourself online.

The image below is an exchange with a Wellesley College alumna I met virtually via a social Facebook group. This conversation about technology wouldn't have happened if I did not post photos from [name]'s #WomenWhoCode class today. [Name] was also at this event because she's been welcomed into G.Crew. I met her via [name] via Yelp. Yes, Yelp.

Earlier this week, I went to a Dartmouth Entrepreneurship Network (DEN) event where an alumnus introduced himself by telling me that he recognized me from Facebook photos with two fellow Dartmouth alumni. Also in the group was another Dartmouth alumnus I met at Internet Week because I was wearing a Dartmouth shirt."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32592026)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 5:01 PM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32593003)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:10 PM
Author: Big Corner

She just visited Tel Aviv!

"GREAT trip that EXCEEDED expectations. Lots of new food, fun & friends! :) LOVE, LOVE, LOVE!"

She also attended a TEDx event in NYC, which had a board inviting ppl to post sticky notes stating what was left on their bucket list. Her entry:

http://i.imgur.com/AD9Gz8D.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32727870)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Exhilarant fat ankles

"Produce book of global travel"

Wtf does that even mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32728203)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: bespoke kink-friendly ticket booth

The dartmouth class ring is really off the hook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32728701)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Big Corner

It's in like 70% of her photos too. I'll post a bunch of them sometime to drive the point home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32728726)



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Date: March 19th, 2017 9:01 PM
Author: boyish regret mental disorder

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32869607)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: Big Corner

Linked this article:

http://www.someecards.com/love/breakups/breakup-couple-photo-shoot/

With this text:

"You *know* this is something I'd do.

Except that I haven't been in anything close to a relationship since 2010. Coincidentally, when I was engaged.

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32728196)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: High-end feces plaza

I have a friend who has a JJC complex. Indian guy. Still might be a virgin. Is convinced ibanking is how he will become a Chad. I showed him this thread and it was eye opening. He's a little more redpilled now and spends far less time droning on about "banking Chads" for several hours a day. Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32728213)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: Big Corner

ty for your service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32728222)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 2:06 PM
Author: impertinent crackhouse

this post alone is a 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32728311)



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Date: April 21st, 2017 3:58 AM
Author: Brass hall

"droning on about "banking Chads" for several hours a day"

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33124927)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: poppy hideous wrinkle public bath

u saved a man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33702752)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: hyperactive razzle orchestra pit gaming laptop

how does this shed light on banking Chads who might still have 180 lives

this woman's creepy fan obsession with PRESTIGE has no relevance except maybe showing him that his obsession is also stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38182158)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: Exhilarant fat ankles

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

https://mobile.twitter.com/williamwdepew/status/833910761768501248/photo/3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32728227)



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Date: March 1st, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: Diverse lodge

the self loathing requisite to a good GC robot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32728249)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: Big Corner

Today, a link to this image:

https://www.facebook.com/ThunderDungeon/photos/a.1291994967517007.1073744180.288157034567477/1291995054183665/?type=3&theater

With this text:

"THIS. & given the difficulty of the past decade, it should be a brand new Vitamix.

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32745572)



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Date: March 19th, 2017 8:53 PM
Author: Big Corner

3 hour dinner date with tonight's Yalie & he kissed me at the end. Then I found out that he's NOT EVEN TWENTY-FIVE! *sanzaru emoji*

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32869556)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 10:24 AM
Author: galvanic thirsty hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32905426)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Two more dead ends this weekend.

This is insanity. #DatingProblems #ForeverAlone"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32902289)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead

how did you meet her

do her friends console her in these poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32902306)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: Big Corner

She gets very generic support, not a lot of substantive comments. I've noticed a general decline in the level of substance over time, both in terms of her own posts and in the responses of her friends. A few years back she was doing full blog posts on dates, and getting pretty long comments. Now it's throwaway posts just getting likes or very short comments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32902459)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:02 PM
Author: angry idea he suggested resort

this seems to reflect on a certain type of fatigue people have with virtue signalers in general. it's not her versus people are simply tired of affirming the narcissists in their midst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33040125)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Big Corner

Could also be that her friend group is aging and gradually fading out of the social meteor game, while she soldiers on like nothing has happened.

Totally idle speculation on my part though; I'm not an expert on these things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33040192)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: angry idea he suggested resort

interesting. i can see that as well.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33040233)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: yapping rebellious immigrant

She is clearly insane and lying. I wouldn't even call her a shrew as much as a crazy lady.

Great example...this attractive, rich, well educated Britt stays at work hours late just to see her for 5 minutes?? Either A) this didn't happen and she is lying or B) he gets no attention ever from women and is actually a fat ugly dude who looks 50 at 38.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32905440)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: vibrant mischievous nibblets whorehouse

This was also my reaction. Strong resemblance to the social media presence of an old school acquaintance who has significant mental illness/personality disorders. These people make me sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32907171)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: Flushed splenetic native

That was my conclusion as well. Something just doesn't jive with her posts. CharlesXII, does she ever post photos of her dates? Can you confirm these guys even exist? Because otherwise I think you can make a strong case that they're figments of her imagination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33040287)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: angry idea he suggested resort

there is a woman i know who is an artist who for well over a year shared stories of this fellow artist and there on again off again affair. it was a whirlwind thing that involved plot twists and turns. eventually she had a bipolar break and was LEGIT bellvue hospitalized. fast forward years later---i go to brooklyn museum for this event and MEET this guy. we chat and chat and i bring up this mutual friend. QUOTE "oh her! dude, she's psycho. she made up all these crazy stories and told a bunch of people we were in some romance. dude...i've kissed her cheek a couple of times. "

and i ran backwards all the shit she told me and 100% this bro was telling the truth. sounds like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33040316)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Flushed splenetic native

insane. maybe the subject of OP is doing that with guys she's met in passing or viewed on linkedin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33040556)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:28 PM
Author: Big Corner

As a matter of fact, no, I can't recall a single photo of one of her dates.

Still not prepared to say it's all flame, though. A strong point in favor of her dates being real is that she never seems to have a second date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33040325)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: Flushed splenetic native

True. But what if her end game is to get sympathy from others and/or make herself out to be so desirable that no man is good enough for her? If she never has a second date then she can keep this going indefinitely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33040549)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40060643)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 10:42 AM
Author: Bearded stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32905579)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: sable aggressive preventive strike mother

First time seeing this. Why are people so mad over this shrew? She is stone cold 1 on a scale of 20. I feel only pity for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32905857)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:32 PM
Author: Big Corner

A doozy of a thread from last night:

"Tonight's date to me, "You can afford membership to a private club, you went to Dartmouth."

*thousand-yard-stare face*

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone"

This one generated quite a few comments. The better excerpts:

Friend A: "I went to Dartmouth and I can't afford a pizza."

Emma: "It's too bad we are incompatible in so many ways. He's attractive, smart & very familiar with Dartmouth."

Friend B: "More importantly, can you afford it and do you value it at that amount..."

Emma: "I'm saving for an apartment. Plus, I need dental work. Plus, other health bills. #AdultProblems"

Friend C: "Pray tell how did he find out you went to Dartmouth?"

Emma: "He asked me. I was trying to avoid revealing it."

Friend C: "And so what if you can't afford a private club, does that poison the date?"

Emma: "Apparently, it was one of many strikes against me?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32917794)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead

she didn't even go their for a professional degree or undergrad degree, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32917853)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: Big Corner

Nope, writing MA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32917872)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:46 PM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead

so hard not to cringe at her posts

makes me uncomfortable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#32917887)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: angry idea he suggested resort

OH this makes it WAY worse.

good grief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33040108)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: Big Corner

She just did a trip to Amsterdam. She uploaded more than 200 photos to Facebook. Of these photos, exactly 160 of them featured her Dartmouth ring. I created an imgur album of examples.

http://imgur.com/a/FNXPK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33040046)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:54 PM
Author: angry idea he suggested resort

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33040056)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: angry idea he suggested resort

her carpal tunnel brace is GREAT. top shelf GC shit right here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33040063)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:56 PM
Author: Big Corner

Is that the glove-type thing in the pancake photo? I've never heard of such a thing but I suppose it makes sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33040072)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:58 PM
Author: angry idea he suggested resort

100%. i've seen people with them and i ask "oh, baseball injury? working out?"

'carpal tunnel'

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33040086)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:03 PM
Author: dashing swollen turdskin

mental illness, very sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33040130)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: tantric hot spot cuck

The ring rotation here is damning:

http://i.imgur.com/uvzFTPk.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33040223)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33040235)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: angry idea he suggested resort

GOOD GRIEF.

is it possible she's engaging in long game schtick? i have a guy i know who has a schtick where he convinces people off the street to take like modeling pics of him in public at places around the world. and like its half schtick half serious. is she doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33040246)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Big Corner

I don't know what the game would be, but maybe in her mind she views the omnipresent ring as "proof" it's her photo? Or maybe she just does it out of habit as a signature shtick. I dunno. Very odd regardless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33040351)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:29 PM
Author: Big Corner

Nice, was hoping XO would notice that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33040341)



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Date: April 21st, 2017 3:57 AM
Author: Bearded stage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33124926)



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Date: August 9th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: cheese-eating theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33950657)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: excitant judgmental den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34762668)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35397618)



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Date: June 12th, 2017 9:05 PM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life

This is some Gollum level shit right here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33539819)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 2:26 AM
Author: Infuriating chocolate laser beams

same thing I poasted elsewhere above: reading this thread for the first time and laughed my ass off at this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35061314)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:24 PM
Author: Citrine Low-t Hairy Legs Indian Lodge

Betting she is mentally ill and the dating "field reports" are either 99% embellished or 100% flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33040297)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: yapping rebellious immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33040318)



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Date: April 20th, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: Big Corner

Still doubt this. She'd have more success if it were fake imo. What's the goal of constantly getting first dates but no second dates? The clear implication is that other men find her unattractive and/or unlikable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33120085)



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Date: April 20th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Sooo... I *genuinely* enjoy attending talks by brilliant professors, tech experts & business leaders. I am *genuinely* energized by engaging discussions about ideas & theory. ...How do I match with a #PrivateEquity guy who is tired of dating 20 year old blond models (Like THAT NY Post story, Why I Won't Date Hot Women Anymore)??" *three different emojis*

Friend comments: "Isn't that kind of like saying I genuinely love nature and wildlife, so how do I match with an accountant?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33119961)



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Date: April 21st, 2017 1:07 AM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33124453)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 1:54 AM
Author: Big Corner

"Christopher D. Walkins, a lecturer in the Division of Psychology, School of Social and Health Sciences at Abertay University, found that if you’re an average-looking man, being witty and creative will increase your overall attractiveness. But if you’re an average-looking woman, being witty and creative could actually HURT your overall attractiveness."

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone

(that's all her quoting an article, save the hashtags, to be clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33132447)



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Date: June 12th, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Back to square one. Again.

#DatingProblems

But I can safely say I stuck to my principles even if there WAS strong compatibility."

Questions from friends produce the follow revelation for why the dating effort failed:

"The most recent guy sounded so compatible, THEN he suddenly found it "problematic" that I do not consider having one dinner together as dating (& consequently would not engage in all the activities associated with dating ASAP.). Dude, I don't even know you. I find it problematic that you would even expect me to behave thusly! Especially in light of the messages we exchanged."

Two days later:

"Another first. Tonight, I made my date CRY. More than once!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33539207)



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Date: July 3rd, 2017 10:14 PM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33698844)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Big Corner

General recent trend: She has started to post INSTAGRAM VIDEOS of her meals. The shot always open with her hand holding some food/drink item (with the Dartmouth ring visible) and then pans around the room.

Other than that, mostly lame posts in the last month. Shares a lot of gags from joke/meme FB pages, lots of meals and photos from events with like 25 hashtags apiece.

I was amused by this one though:

"Broke 10,000 #steps to support #ChristianSavesTheDay with #WatertreeHealth & #MakeAWish yesterday. It was a 20 hour day in a dress & cork sandals. Worth it. *smile emoticon* #GoogleFit #StepsCounter #pedometer #Chicago #Illinois #walking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33699784)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 2:05 AM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life

Ty for your service in these updates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33699794)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Big Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33925290)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 6:17 PM
Author: poppy hideous wrinkle public bath

my fucking god it gets worse and worse every time this thread gets bumped

that album with the ring in every pic was fucking disgusting jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33702768)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: Big Corner

"Today at the Patek Philippe Art of #Watches Grand Exhibition at Cipriani, around 2:10pm, the guy who owns the moon face you see in this photo walks up next to me. Appropriate age, no wedding ring, obviously a watch lover with taste. I tried talking to him for a few minutes while his watch was being adjusted - He was polite. Eventually, the girl he came with (how was I supposed to know??? She was standing/arrived behind me!) started talking to him & they left together half a minute later. #DatingProblems #Manhattan"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33841041)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 1:06 AM
Author: wonderful bat shit crazy bawdyhouse

NOWAG(irls)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33841070)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 10:05 AM
Author: drab fanboi

Sounds like a Doctor Manhattan quote at the beginning

Also—“the guy who owns the moon face”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38110806)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: Big Corner

Emma starting to post shitty advertisements?

"I #FuelLikeAnAthlete with Clean & Lean Lemon Chicken from Tone House. YUM! This was my nutritious organic paleo Gluten-Free lunch yesterday. Amazingly, UNDER 400 CALORIES!!! Excellent, hearty portion of grilled chicken over a bed of squash. There's no sauce, but the chicken was flavorful thanks to a generous sprinkling of herbs. The vegetables were naturally soft, but retained a light crunch. I'm a fan of the pumpkin seeds. 10/10 would eat again."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33841066)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 1:09 AM
Author: abusive arousing quadroon site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33841087)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: Big Corner

lol was about to post this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33841093)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life

Oh no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33841124)



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Date: July 24th, 2017 1:31 AM
Author: Beta demanding foreskin piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33841164)



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Date: July 25th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33850879)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Ever consider moving because of the dating scene?"

(link to this article: http://nypost.com/2017/07/26/i-left-new-york-city-so-i-could-feel-hotter/ )

Comments are great:

Emma: "Oops. Meant to post this in a private dating group forum, not on my own wall! *3 crying w/ laughter faces* #TechProblems #DatingProblems"

Emma: "I tried Hanover, NH. *awkward face* DID NOT HELP AT ALL. In fact, I wasn't just single I was dateless."

Friend1: "Hanover is 10K people- maybe try a larger city like Austin, DC, or San Diego?"

Friend2: "Come to Rochy! You're a 10 anyway, you're like a 15 here."

Emma: "Let me when I can visit overnight, please!" *smile emoji* *giant laughing cactus super-emoji*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33903770)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: Big Corner

*posts link to some nature video*

"This male fish spends 24/7 for a week constructing a work of art to attract female fishes & I can't even get dudes to reply to a text!" *four successive angry frown emojis*

#DatingProblems *pufferfish emoji*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33903787)



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Date: August 9th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: cheese-eating theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33950596)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:30 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40060665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Big Corner

"!!! READ THIS. *three shocked face emojis*"

http://nypost.com/2016/07/10/the-truth-behind-how-were-scammed-into-eating-phony-food/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33904044)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 4:23 PM
Author: Big Corner

She updated her cover photo:

*grit teeth emoji* *camera emoji* As if you didn't already know! Now, smile! *smile emoji* *camera emoji*

http://imgur.com/a/2t37O

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33925056)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 4:25 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Yes, please. Samantha Power in Glamour Mag, September 2017. *literally 26 different hashtags*

http://imgur.com/a/ePPkQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33925063)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Big Corner

"As of tonight, I have finally visited every #IvyLeague Club in New York. At #ThePennClub, I had a #Philly cheese steak sandwich (obviously) with champagne (obviously)." *21 additional hashtags*

http://imgur.com/a/QYaOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33925070)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: wonderful bat shit crazy bawdyhouse

I like this new touch of counting the trailing hashtags. Somehow it conveys the horror better than actually pasting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33925371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: aromatic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34053189)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life

That ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33925375)



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Date: September 8th, 2017 5:01 PM
Author: alcoholic violet principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34167345)



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Date: September 8th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: Big Corner

You have no idea how many photos I could post of that bloody thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34167444)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 5:34 PM
Author: Beady-eyed ungodly locus

she is maximum PRESTIGE azn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33925468)



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Date: August 9th, 2017 3:02 PM
Author: Big Corner

"No Spouse, No Kids, No Caregiver: How to Prepare to Age Alone http://ow.ly/huvN30ed3yZ

#health

Comments:

Friend1: "#adopt? is that maybe an option?"

Friend2: "I'm ready. Golf cart community and well-paid army of nursing/college students who like crosswords and listening to me talk about the Ice Storm of '97, here I come. Recruiting random other elderly to rent rooms in my house and eat cheesecake in the middle of the night is my backup plan. So ready."

Emma: "ME!!! I want to live with you!!!" *four heart emojis*

Emma: Wait... I know *I* will be up eating in the middle of the night... But YOU, Friend2??? *tears of laughter emoji*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33950573)



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Date: August 9th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Big Corner

"I passed stage 1 & I am currently on the official South by Southwest® list of potential speakers!! I need community support to get to the next stage -- Help me get there by clicking below & voting (additional supporting comments also appreciated) for my proposed session, based on my business book. TIME SENSITIVE: This portion of the process ends before the end of the month!

Thank you! *smile emoji*"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33950603)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: chest-beating sapphire nursing home

can you poast a link so i can vote for her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33959279)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: Big Corner

Nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33959287)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: aromatic trailer park

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34053193)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:32 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40060671)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Big Corner

Uh oh!

"When it rains, it POURS. I'm so overwhelmed right now...

I was already dealing with a life hurdle when my neighbor's pipes burst this weekend & caused significant structural damage throughout the New York apartment. I already spent two evenings clearing out a small section, salvaging what I could. This process will take at least until the end of the month -- Floors & walls need serious repair.

Today, [name] informed me there was a major flood in Massachusetts that wrecked a large portion of my possessions there. Making a trip there mid-month to do clean-up."

14 minutes after posting this status she uploaded another photo to instagram. It has exactly 30 hashtags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#33959263)



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Date: August 20th, 2017 3:55 AM
Author: Big Corner

Linked to this article:

https://thoughtcatalog.com/lacey-ramburger/2017/08/stay-single-until-you-meet-someone-like-this-based-on-your-myers-briggs-personality-type/

Yes. This is what I've been waiting/looking for (Since 2010!!!):

"Someone who isn’t intimidated by your intellect but intrigued by it, and is even willing to challenge you with different perceptions to help you grow stronger. Wait for someone who is completely honest with you in every aspect, and leaves you no reason to mistrust them in any situation. Don’t settle for someone who spends time playing games and causes you to over-analyze every encounter you have with them."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34029869)



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Date: August 20th, 2017 3:57 AM
Author: Big Corner

"Apparently, I'm way more stressed / upset than I realize... I couldn't #sleep AT ALL last night. & I'm still wide awake right now." *stressed emoticon*

*26 hashtags*

http://imgur.com/a/2ssZj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34029872)



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Date: August 20th, 2017 4:10 AM
Author: Cocky spruce church party of the first part

holy shit man. Bookmarked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34029896)



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Date: August 20th, 2017 4:50 AM
Author: Big Corner

She took this Buzzfeed quiz:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/natalyalobanova/what-marriage-material-are-you?utm_term=.hg2odrXAnZ#.rxO30bl6Gv

She got a score of 72% "marriage material."

Her response:

"*quizzical emoticon* That's not a great score...

Is it related to my dealbreaker answer?? *frustrated emoticton* *playful emoticon*"

http://imgur.com/a/k5Q2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34029985)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:20 PM
Author: Big Corner

Naturally when XO goes cryptomad, so does our megashrew:

"Interested in ICOs? Get 10 of them through me by clicking here: https://wcex.co/?ref=5qtlgnbi

Let's see what this is all about!

*CCs four different friends*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34052628)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Beta demanding foreskin piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34052854)



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Date: September 8th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Dude I met 3 years ago randomly msg'd me yesterday. Spent an HOUR making me feel bad I wouldn't cab halfway across the island to meet him for a quick #coffee & finally got me to relent to a quick coffee this morning even though it meant getting up an hour earlier than I needed to. Cancels last minute. *three frustrated emojis* #DatingProblems Decided to be positive (Hi Laura Little!) & take my #MorganStanley bag from more than 3 years ago to #Starbucks for happy time with one of my favorite #newspapers.

*22 additional hashtags*

http://imgur.com/a/h0Xwh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34167307)



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Date: September 8th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: poppy hideous wrinkle public bath

you're a hero for keeping us updated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34167451)



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Date: September 10th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead

THE RING! WHO WEARS IT LIKE THAT?????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34178175)



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Date: September 10th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: Big Corner

Azn megashrews, that's who.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34178330)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 10:07 AM
Author: drab fanboi

take my #MorganStanley bag from more than 3 years ago to #Starbucks for happy time with one of my favorite #newspapers.

take my #MorganStanley bag from more than 3 years ago to #Starbucks for happy time with one of my favorite #newspapers.

take my #MorganStanley bag from more than 3 years ago to #Starbucks for happy time with one of my favorite #newspapers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38110815)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 10:09 AM
Author: Big Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38110822)



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Date: September 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: poppy hideous wrinkle public bath

someone requested a bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34262670)



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Date: September 21st, 2017 5:41 PM
Author: nubile indecent station pisswyrm

Thanks. You made this possible: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3739175&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34262767)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Big Corner

She went to Harvard, recently.

https://imgur.com/a/V6myh

Those are 5 of 26 photos featuring the ring from her visit, out of nearly 200 photos taken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34704960)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:39 AM
Author: Sooty contagious philosopher-king

over the years this thread has morphed from hilarious to sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34708519)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 1:29 AM
Author: snowy nudist set boistinker

TBF, it was sad to begin with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35068764)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40060676)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:26 PM
Author: Sooty contagious philosopher-king

I posted this *two* years ago and the hits keep coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38790859)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:25 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Yes, I am the newest member of the #Horological Society of #NewYork. I'm surprised it took so long, too!" *laughing face*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34704982)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:30 PM
Author: Big Corner

She watched a livestream of the most expensive watch in history being auctioned off.

"All of my future husbands are waiting with great anticipation!" *grimace face*

Afterwards: "Thank you, Internet for letting me watch history being made. *watch emoji* *three green heart emojis*

Yes, this is what I did with my Thursday evening. NOT SORRY AT ALL."

9 total likes between two posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34705038)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:32 PM
Author: poppy hideous wrinkle public bath

God's work with the updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34705069)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:32 PM
Author: Big Corner

Shared this post by some other guy with the hashtag #jobproblems:

"Ageism update: Given the massive influx of talented college grads, Silicon Valley companies usually hire 20somethings since they have often have huge college debts to pay off so they're willing to work long hours, plus they have no families or mortgage (nor will in the valley given the skyrocketing housing prices) or health issues. Most 40+ workers either work for smaller companies, launch startups, shift into another field (like real estate or retail), or leave town, which is a loss to the big companies, but they're all downsizing (laying off older workers), not hiring, except young people with specific skills in emerging fields like AI and VR/AR."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34705063)



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Date: November 16th, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: Big Corner

She visited Amsterdam again, and her album for all her trips has now expanded to a staggering 865 photos and 16 videos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34705140)



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Date: November 17th, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34708438)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 2:35 AM
Author: Big Corner

"Home from... a unique?? SIX HOUR conversation with a Dartmouth alumnus, Class of '87. This is a gin #martini made with creme de cassis - His second wife's favorite." *22 additional hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/MqMNB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34728867)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Tonight, I had a 3 hour #omakase first date with a polite, ARTICULATE, CULTURED, 6'2" Finnish man from the Midwest with a PhD in Chemistry. We both love Rene Magritte (Today is Magritte's birthday, in fact!) & Phillip Glass' Einstein on the Beach (People will probably think we are insufferably pretentious together??? *three crying w/ laughter emojis*). Very, very good but his wardrobe is too hipster for me!!! #DatingProblems

*21 additional hashtags*

There are 14 photos from the date. You know where this is going: https://imgur.com/a/aw61O

Comments section is interesting as well:

Friend1: "stop making objections so quickly, its wardrobe, not personality. Youll dress him however you want once hes yours." (5 likes)

Friend2: "wardrobe gives insight on personality, especially if it was self and not mom selected" (1 like, from Emma)

Emma: "I just can't... His retro glasses make me think of my Father. Ewwwwww!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34762645)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: excitant judgmental den

How does she get dates? Wasn't she hideous? Does she ever mention any apps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34762669)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:17 PM
Author: Big Corner

She is not attractive imo (and I'm pretty charitable on women's looks). She doesn't mention how she gets the dates, but she's in NYC so men are certainly plentiful at least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34762688)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: Big Corner

"#DatingProblems A solo day at the theater... I saw Afterglow this afternoon at the Davenport Theater."

*21 additional hashtags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34762702)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: up-to-no-good pocket flask lettuce

Are there ever pictures of the *dates*? I can't help but wonder if she's making most of it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34762903)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Big Corner

It's interesting to speculate, as I've never seen a photo of them, but I personally doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34763552)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 4:39 PM
Author: Big Corner

After the Port Authority non-attack:

"I'm downtown & safe. I don't feel safe, but I'm OK."

Also, she posted this article:

https://www.someecards.com/news/news/money-on-tinder/

Followed by the comment "A boring, inanimate lamp is waaaaaaay more popular than I am! #DatingProblems" *sob emoticon*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#34911078)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 9:13 PM
Author: poppy hideous wrinkle public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35006689)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35005349)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 9:07 PM
Author: Big Corner

Posted today:

"Grandfather: What do you look for in a boyfriend?

Grandmother: Don't be like [that relative] who would only date men more educated than her.

Me: *three nervous face emojis*

#ForeverAlone #DatingProblems"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35006659)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 9:14 PM
Author: poppy hideous wrinkle public bath

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35006696)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Had another lovely visit with Monty at the Hermes in Brookfield Place this evening. Reminded me of an amusing conversation I had about a week ago... Date: Do you like cologne? Me: I do. Date: You'll like what I'm wearing -- It's expensive. Me: I don't only like expensive things! Date: But there's a high correlation. Me: *three nervous emojis* ...He was wearing Vetiver Tonka by Hermes, & I do love it! It smells fantastic! *smile emoji* EXCELLENT choice. // *24 additional hashtags*

Post came with this photo: https://imgur.com/a/WU0lB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35006716)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 9:20 PM
Author: Rambunctious Magenta Rigor Coldplay Fan

Modernity destroyed this woman. She never had a chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35006747)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 1:02 AM
Author: Crawly Vigorous Abode French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35068655)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 7:55 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Interesting read... *thinking emoji*"

https://www.thriveglobal.com/stories/14366-my-life-as-an-unhappy-overachiever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35021279)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: Big Corner

At 3:30 am this morning, she linked this article:

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/what-is-the-plural-of-rolex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35021289)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Big Corner

Ironically just linked to this:

https://www.wsj.com/articles/do-you-know-how-others-see-you-1503925251?mod=fbads&nan_pid=1861296284&ad_id=6636272

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35061110)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Big Corner

She also recently linked this article: https://www.someecards.com/love/weddings/twitter-wedding-hashtag-kleinschmidt/?utm_source=refires&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=refires

"Maybe I'm single because I haven't created a witty hashtag with my name for the wedding, yet. *thinking emoji* Let's hear some creative suggestions, people! I know you're punny.

[she makes a food-related pun with her last name]

=> No wonder I love food?? *sushi emoji* *ramen emoji* *soup emoji* *cake emoji* *burger emoji* *corn emoji*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35061117)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: ebony razzmatazz partner

ty for updates sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35061780)



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Date: January 2nd, 2018 7:51 AM
Author: light titillating gay wizard university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35061811)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 12:44 AM
Author: Big Corner

"First #date of 2018. After 4 in 2017! That's a record (with the same guy)! Me: In the past decade, only 3 men have made it to date 3. [friend name]: I'm not surprised. Me: (three laughing emojis)// It's complicated but we both want to see each other again. If this doesn't work out, he's permanently giving up on dating. He gave me this green bracelet as a belated Christmas gift."

*26 additional hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/kIsJg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35068627)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: Crawly Vigorous Abode French Chef

I still don't understand how and why people date her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35068703)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 1:31 AM
Author:  faggot firefighter

stuffwhitepeoplelike: crippling yellow fever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35068788)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 3:15 AM
Author: snowy nudist set boistinker

Can you imagine her turning her nose up at a multi millionaire because he started a huge plumbing company and has 20 million in BTC. LJL at prestige obsessed people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35069061)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: Big Corner

Based on recent posts shed at least be into the BTC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35154640)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: Big Corner

Uh oh, her new record-setting relationship is ON THE ROCKS:

[Guy] took me to Raines Law Room this week. He LOVED it -- It's his new favorite place in the world. I was not impressed...

1. NO FOOD except for a tray of cheese, sausage slices & olives. Food > cocktails (by a massive margin to me) & we didn't have time to go elsewhere for dinner that night. #HANGRY [three huffing mad emojis]

2. What privacy??? The curtained off areas all have two couches FACING EACH OTHER. #awkward [three uninterested side-glance emojis]

If we survive through next Thursday, what would you suggest? I don't care about horses & I hate beer. He's not into escape rooms.

#DifficultDate [two angry emojis]

She had a separate post with this image and 31 hashtags:

https://imgur.com/a/DW2lr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35152613)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life

Again with the fucking ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35202807)



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Date: January 14th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Big Corner

"Date #5 last night:

[Guy]: Where was that place where we had that great table in the corner?

Emma: That night I yelled at you?

[Guy]: If you're using that as the criteria, it doesn't narrow down the list!

Emma: I realized that right after I said it.

*BOTH* laugh. [laughter and anger emojis]

I warned him about dating me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35152629)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: disgusting pontificating



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35202780)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead

need UPDATE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35202777)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: Big Corner

Uh oh, she's gonna be a YouTube star:

Over 300 views in less than a month! I'm currently working on a business book, [dumb title]. Pre-sales available during the first week of February!

~ Video summary: [link]. Please click *LIKE* while watching! Thank you! :)

~ Interested in collaboration? Please complete the Google Form at the bottom of my website: [link]

10 likes

In the comments, she touts her attention on LinkedIn; slightly fewer than 1000 people have viewed her profile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35288037)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Bateful alcoholic halford marketing idea

Emma's gonna be a youtube starrr

spending time in the bathroom. of minibar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35288121)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Big Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35288793)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 6:20 AM
Author:  trump supporter

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36983329)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: Big Corner

Oh no, her most successful dating spree of the past five years appears to have flickered out:

"Emma: This is NOT working out. <<< List of concerns with specific examples. >>>

Guy: I don't understand.

Emmm: ??? *annoyed emoji* *neutral emoji* *frustrated emoji* This is NOT working out. <<< List of concerns with additional specific examples. >>>

Guy: I don't understand.

Emma: !!! *angry emoji* *huffing mad emoji* *confused emoji* (With finance bois, she would frame the relationship in business terms...) You're a science guy, does this *graph* make sense?

Guy: It does. I would quibble with a few points but overall I get it. Very interesting. Classic dampened sine wave asymptotically approaching the x-axis.

Emma: *smiling nerd emoji*

Guy: If this was a start-up, what would be your recommendation?

Emma: EXIT STRATEGY. *neutral emoji* Fail forward.

...Who would've thunk high school math & science classes would be useful in #DatingProblems ??? *laughing emoji*

#ForeverAlone"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35288092)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: Big Corner

BONUS: In the comments for the above breakup post, she notes that while this relationship may have failed, Tinder is getting better at recognizing her preferences. As evidence, she posts this photo:

https://imgur.com/a/wOGt3

Emma: "I could be into David if he shaved."

Friend: "I'm surprised that Tinder doesn't just show you zoomed in pictures of their watches at this point."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35288099)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Bateful alcoholic halford marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35288117)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:13 PM
Author:  chestnut private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35288125)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Garnet big-titted base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35288489)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: poppy hideous wrinkle public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35288494)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead

i don't understand. isn't she super unattractive? doesn't she realize her standards are too high?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35288904)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: Big Corner

She seems to suggest that she's the one rejecting most of the guys but this could be aggressive flame to cope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35288919)



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Date: July 10th, 2023 2:03 AM
Author: Cerise organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#46530356)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: poppy hideous wrinkle public bath

CharlesXII counting hashtags with deranged, fatalistic grin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35289002)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: coral mentally impaired candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35402796)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:05 PM
Author:  skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35289003)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 3:09 PM
Author:  painfully honest telephone

CharlesXII, please analyze this New Years post by an Eat Pray Love shrew I am friends with:

As the sun set on 2017, and I’ve taken time to reflect, I am somewhat dumbfounded by the variety of extremes that have marked the last year.

.

From cherished solo-time marked with undercurrents of loneliness, to re-immersion into co-habitation and companionship, to constantly being surrounded by people and sometimes overwhelming periods extroversion. From the dark of Scandinavian winter to the light of summer. From the Northern hemisphere to the Southern delights of the Maldives and Bali. From one home of the last two years to three subsequent temporary ones. From a life built around myself, to a life often heavily focused on the needs of others. From a creature comfort of ‘nesting’ to having to project manage the re-build an actual house. From a student to graduate and embracing learning as a lifelong journey. From part-time self-employment to full-blown entrepreneurship. From feeling at home as a ‘doer’ to blossoming into an ‘ideas’ person. From structure and analysis to free-flowing and creative. From task-oriented to ‘being’ oriented. From resistance to challenging situations to acceptance and surrender. From masculine high-powered energy to embracing the feminine and the strength in softness.

.

Through it all, the test has been to practice ahimsa. After two years figuring out how to best take care of myself in a carefully-crafted environment, 2017 brought on test after test that pushed me to figure out how to practice self-care in less than perfect and often very trying circumstances. While at times the characters of frustration, anger, resentment and sadness stole the spotlight, I am comforted by love, compassion, understanding and resilience who shared their time on the stage of life. Even when things seemed heavy and bleak, my heart knew it was only temporary. Even when life was radiant and blissful, my heart knew this was temporary, too, and to nourish myself with every drop of joy.

.

The more we’re able to surrender and let go, the easier it is to ride life’s waves without losing ourselves in the currents. Happy New Year, may it be filled with love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35289038)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Big Corner

Well, for one, she seems unaware that the Maldives are in the Northern Hemisphere.

How old is she? This is merely generic if she's in her mid-20s but becomes steadily more depressing if she's in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35297113)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Big Corner

"For my birthday this year, I'm helping raise donations for the American Cancer Society. If you purchase a specially designated copy of my book DIRECTLY ((( NOT THROUGH FACEBOOK! ))) via [linl], I will donate a portion of the proceeds to the non-profit.

I've chosen this nonprofit because their mission means a lot to me, and I hope you'll consider contributing as a way to support this very important cause. Nearly 1 out of 3 people in the United States will have cancer during their lifetimes. Every little bit will help. Thank you!! :)

$0 raised thus far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35297087)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead

What's her book about? Is it self-published? Or does she have a publisher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35297344)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: Big Corner

She is using "Publishizer," which I have never heard of but it appears to be some kind of Kickstarter for books.

She has two preorders so far, worth a total of $58. The book appears to be some generic stuff about entrepreneurship.

"If you didn’t start a company in your dorm room, did you even go to college, Bro??? "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35297375)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life

Wow, which company did she start?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35297559)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: 

the travails of emmaznmegashrew are starting to get sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35297388)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: topaz hunting ground

Any major life changes for this shrew since 2015?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35297425)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Big Corner

Not as far as I can tell, which is incredible in its own right. No sense of life narrative at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35297440)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: topaz hunting ground

Shes going to hit a crushing wall, get married out of desperation, pump out 1 kid, and then be divorced by 42.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35297446)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Big Corner

Pretty sure she's already hit that wall. Also, she has to be at least 35, and could be pushing 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35297524)



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Date: February 2nd, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: Big Corner

Oh SHIT, looks like that guy she was probably gonna break up with recovered:

"[Guy] outdid himself for my birthday today. *three smile emojis* Dinner & drinks at Aquagrill (I've been meaning to go for years) + a beautiful silver & gold bangle that matches the ring I have been wearing on my other hand. Most importantly, we found our happy equilibrium of emotions & intelligent conversation (& he looked superb in his outfit!). He: Is this [date] 6? Me: Yes. He toasts us: Here's to the next 60. It was *fireworks*MAGICAL*fireworks* "

*22 additional hashtags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35308138)



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Date: February 11th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: Big Corner

Never mind, guy is dunhere:

"Broke up with [Guy] just in time for Valentine's Day. I should have done so earlier, early January. Oh well. & I just found out that one of my favorite restaurants serves his favorite cocktail, Boulevardier."

*26 hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/pfWOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35379000)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead

Any friends commenting?

Need update for valentines day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35397495)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 10:09 PM
Author: Big Corner

This caused me to check and oh my god there are 61 comments. I'll take a look to see if there are any gems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35397864)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35401160)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35401170)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: Dun Abnormal Gaping

Those hands are really fat for an asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35397504)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: Big Corner

A couple highlights from the long breakup comment chain:

Girl: what was the problem with this gentleman?

Emma: He wanted the relationship without putting in the effort. He wanted to be rewarded just for showing up. At HIS convenience.

Girl 2: You're smart for not putting up with that. I wish I were as boss as you. (comment liked by Emma)

Emma: It was difficult...I should have broken it off early January.

...

Friend: Have you tried a matchmaker?

Emma: *three moneybag emojis*

Friend: There are some who charge the men but not the women.

Emma: They do charge women by telling the women to go get all sorts of makeovers from consultants who pay the matchmaker kickbacks.

*some comments suggesting Jewish matchmaker types*

Emma: I *do* like Jewish men. *three smile emojis* Especially NY natives. *smile emoji*

...

Emma: After tonight's 3 year Friendversary dinner, I checked out Tinder...

Friend: Yes! THAT'S your type!

https://imgur.com/a/35lhO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35401609)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: flesh

that dude's profile makes me cringe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35402789)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: Big Corner

She's in Miami!

https://imgur.com/a/MgJNk

"This trip has been like a craaazy awesome date. By myself. *laughing emoji* Happy Chinese New Year to me at LaMar in the Mandarin Oriental Hotel! What a nice surprise! The food & service are awesome, too. VERY high recommend."

*20 hashtags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35425917)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: 

The insistence on getting that stupid ring in every shot is pretty dumbfounding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35426051)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: Big Corner

In fairness, it's only in about 3/4 of the photos; I just took those out.

I may be even more appalled by the photos of ultra-mundane things like the free shampoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35426074)



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Date: February 17th, 2018 5:05 PM
Author: 

Aliens should abduct her and put her in a zoo to exhibit the logical conclusion of a consumerist society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35426406)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Just got off the phone with an i-banker who sleeps 4 hours a night & runs 10 miles daily. He may be the most alpha man I've considered dating. I'm exhausted just talking to him for half an hour! *shocked emoji*"

Comments:

Emma: "He already mocks me for being a Princess who needs 8 hours of sleep."

Overall comments are deeply hostile.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35446143)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life

Hostile to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35446171)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Big Corner

Yes.

"run....he's not for you"

"he’s a DICK... plain and simple, stay clear" *puking emoji*

"Fine for him, everyone’s physiology is different. But to mock anyone else for it... DumbAss!"

"Ditch him. He actually sounds insecure if he’s already mocking you."

"I wish you were my sister so I could forbid him to date you."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35446514)



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Date: March 6th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: brilliant sickened

this is so sad.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35547149)



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Date: March 6th, 2018 2:29 AM
Author: Big Corner

"(I've been single for 8 years for free! *deep in thought emoji*)

Survey finds 32% of millennials would break up for a $37,000 raise"

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/02/26/survey-finds-32-percent-of-millennials-would-break-up-for-a-37000-raise.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35544526)



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Date: March 6th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Dessert! #yum"

https://imgur.com/a/3Y4Bx

https://imgur.com/a/XIHHy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35547116)



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Date: March 6th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life

That is a Thanksgiving plate worth of dessert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35547140)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:45 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40060700)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Good night, Friends. Tonight's date was... In-cred-ible. -Another- Chemistry PhD who is also well read in literature!!! What are the odds? This one studied science at Cambridge, & made a Dorian Gray reference over dinner. Suggested I read Stephen Pinker since I'm a Malcolm Gladwell fan. Offered to teach me about James Joyce's Ulysses. *nerd emoji* A great match but won't become a relationship -- He's based in England & rarely in NYC. #DatingProblems *24 additional hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/CNdzf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35674089)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 10:22 PM
Author:  Pink Police Squad

she is aggressively unattractive. she's either using old/fake pics to get first dates or grossly misrepresents her dates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35674975)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:46 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40060701)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Home now after a 7.5 hour fun first Date Night with an attorney I connected with at the end of SXSW. So sweet -- He offered to take me all the way downtown to my favorite FiDi restaurant, North End Grill by Danny Meyer before it closes at the end of this month! I opted for the Nordic Aquavit instead because I've wanted to go for years... Beautiful space & lovely presentation. *21 hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/C315A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35720182)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Fluffy elastic band

She and anyone who aides her in her ways need to get OUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35720232)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Welcome to the next phase of my career. I'm heading into the blockchain, ICO & cryptocurrency space. Attending today's ICO Rating Summit at Times Center. *23 hashtags*

There's a picture of her nametag at the bottom of the post. A friend compliments her using her Twitter handle on the badge for maximum social reach.

Other comments:

"There's been a lot of movement and interest in the ICO space lately. Now is a great time to start and stay ahead of the curve!"

"Please deploy blockchain to secure voting" (two likes, including from Emma)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35720216)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Big Corner

She got a new job:

"Happy Friday, Friends! I am excited to share that I have started working at Lampix, where augmented reality (AR) meets blockchain.

IT'S FANTASTIC TO BE BACK IN TECH!!! <3

Emma has returned to her natural environment. :D"

158 likes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35833310)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: Big Corner

Very...strange developments of late. Most importantly, she is riding on something called the StartupBus, during which a bunch of women will try to create and launch a blockchain-related product as they take a multi-day road trip from NYC to New Orleans.

Not flame: https://www.startupbus.com/women-in-blockchain

"Kicking off StartupBus #WomeninBlockchain! #diversity #inclusion #herstory"

Many dozens of photos of women doing stuff with computers on a bus: https://imgur.com/a/9i6IcVF



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35951421)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Garnet big-titted base

What is a “Buspreneur”?

Bus + Entrepreneur = Buspreneur!

You will ride the StartupBus to become one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35951473)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life

What if I don’t know about blockchain?

Knowledge about blockchain is a plus, but not required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35951534)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: cheese-eating theatre

what do you get when you throw together 30 women with no knowledge of technology in an entirely inconvenient work setting and ask them to come up with the next big blockchain innovation in five days while driving them to the booze capital of america? give us a non-refundable $400 to find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35951645)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35951657)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: Frisky yellow digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36333065)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Big Corner

She went to some firefighter-related speed dating event:

"No firemen for me. Arrived single, left single. My night was salvaged by my attorney friend & his friends, though. Late night drinks at Jeffreys Grocery in the West Village. (My first time.) Muuuuuuch more my style. They wanted me to go to a funk concert afterwards but I had to raincheck. My beloved Grandmother is in town for the week! *six green hearts* She now needs a cane. *crying emoji*

*21 hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/8LJoJfw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#35951454)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Big Corner

"#DatingProblems update for those of you who missed this series while I took a month-long hiatus to adjust to my new job that requires way more hours & way more disparate projects done simultaneously than has ever been demanded of me previously...

Tonight's date with Oxford graduate (screenshot) was not at all what I expected. 9/10 will not date.

Monday night's date with Columbia graduate was weird. 10/10 will not date. But if you're interested in a 6'4" 43 year Caucasian programmer & yoga fanatic in Midtown Manhattan who wants to get married ASAP, have 4-7 kids & live in Philly, let me know."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36056289)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: Big Corner

Holy shit, TONS of highlights in the comments:

-She apparently texted a friend during one of the dates to note the guy "was weird and did not have an Amex card." BTW it turned out he did have one but had left it at home.

-Somebody finally asks the obvious:

Friend1: "Just a thought. What if you stopped classifying or even choosing dates by their schools?"

Emma: " Y tho?" *posts pic of a text where a guy says 'Hello from the Yale Club!' and she replies with a bunch of hearts-in-eyes emojis*

Friend2: "because it hasnt worked so far.......?"

Friend3: "Because degrees don't automatically make a person good, kind, smart or a decent partner?"

Emma: "Y tho? I've been doing this wrong the whole time?" *gif of Jim Carey pulling his hair out in Liar Liar*

Friend4: "There's something to be said about a college education. I got mine later in life, and realized that there are some things that aren't easy to explain, and that merit a significant amount of study. These are things with which we still struggle to educate the public. Economics. Race, gender, and LGBTQIA+ issues. I can understand why it'd be difficult to be with someone without a college degree. Or worse, an engineer."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36056347)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36112052)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: Big Corner

"[Friend] accidentally caused me to leave the apartment without earrings so he bought me these for tonight's #crypto party because they look like coins. *two smile emojis* I'm going to wear them all through Blockchain Week!"

*21 additional hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/dVCmuqK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36056538)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: Crawly Vigorous Abode French Chef

I continue to be mystified by how this person gets any dates at all. She seems extremely annoying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36059477)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:01 AM
Author: Big Corner

She is prestigious though!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36059678)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:02 AM
Author: ebony razzmatazz partner

wtf is Blockchain Week lollllll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36059686)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Bateful alcoholic halford marketing idea

Protip: this girl is your future wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36056553)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life

Charles really has come around on the practice of documenting your dating life to online strangers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36056554)



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Date: July 27th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: supple learning disabled stage people who are hurt

ressentiment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36509479)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:03 AM
Author: ebony razzmatazz partner

such a 180 classic xo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36059691)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: cheese-eating theatre

ray bradbury wants his character back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36059715)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:48 AM
Author: Big Corner

"If I marry a Crypto Bro, you're all getting gifts embossed with 'To Have and to Hodl.' *laughing gif*

#Bitcoin humor (Someone help me!)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36163212)



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Date: June 6th, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: Big Corner

"TFW you have the opportunity to join the Princeton Alumni Annual Sailing Trip (your first time!) but you've already committed yourself to #DartmouthAlumni reunions the same weekend.

#IvyProblems"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36195391)



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Date: June 6th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life

Please go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36195443)



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Date: June 9th, 2018 5:36 AM
Author: Big Corner

"Heading home after a night in Tribeca where a friend & I met 3 age appropriate guys at the bar (1 in government, 2 in finance) & we chatted passionately about ... *drum roll* ESG investing & of course, blockchain! Am I doing it wrong?? *laughing w/ sweatdrop emoji* #ForeverAlone"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36211890)



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Date: June 9th, 2018 5:39 AM
Author: light titillating gay wizard university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36211893)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:45 PM
Author: Jade Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36287820)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36287809)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:49 PM
Author: opaque geriatric

GC has done a real number on this woman. many such cases!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36287851)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36333024)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Big Corner

She's on a visit to Romania, Brasov specifically.

https://imgur.com/a/xMHGuun

Be sure to read the Instagram "comment;" I think XO will appreciate.

Some more rather inane photos featuring The Ring:

https://imgur.com/a/wOUV7aY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36335797)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Big Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36338198)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 10:10 PM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life

Dartmouth isn't that great, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36338304)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:52 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40060719)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:19 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Is it official now? Am I a #CatLady?? Home alone eating Ben And Jerry's ice cream from the carton & watching a Family Guy marathon with the cat. #DatingProblems #SingleProblems"

*20 additional hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/b8pwhro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36394984)



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Date: July 9th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life

The cat isn't touching her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36395253)



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Date: July 19th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: Beta demanding foreskin piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36461736)



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Date: July 19th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: ebony razzmatazz partner

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36462832)



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Date: July 27th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Big Corner

"I am ending a 'friendship' with someone I considered one of my closest friends for several years. Position now open. Love of philosophy is a +"

Sadly, no details on what happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36509417)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Can someone STEM-my explain why the water in my double-walled, stainless steel #WaterBottle did not freeze despite sitting in the freezer overnight for at least 6 hours? *nerd emoji* I'm MELTING & need a COLD #drink!! *shiver emoji*"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36572332)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life

That is not how you use a thermos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36572476)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author:  canary cuckold community account

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36572631)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Had the unheard of second date today at the Standard Grill in the Meatpacking District (His choice, how hip)! *smile emoji* Still need to friendzone Yale guy, though. *unhappy emoji* He's a nice guy, but I just can't. I had to return to Bliss Spa for a deep tissue massage afterwards to feel better. *nervous, relieved, playful emojis* (I'm not really as horrible as this post makes me sound! *three nervous emojis*) *26 additional emojis*"

Comment: "Nice guy, Yale grad, takes you to this great restaurant - and you need to get a deep tissue massage to recover? Oh my!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36609488)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: Big Corner

She shared this Mashable article:

https://mashable.com/article/online-dating-survey-study/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link#YDUX8o4XeqqV

Highlighted this quote: "Age is also a factor. While age seems to be less important in relation to a man’s desirability, a woman is considered less desirable immediately as she ages past 18."

Her comment: "I thought it was more like 26, but it's 18?! & immediately?! #nuts #DatingProblems *eyeroll emoji*

#ForeverAlone since I'm only getting older & not only am I not giving up my Master's degree, I want a PhD. *nerd emoji*"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36609533)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: Big Corner

Friend comments: "dudes hate smart chicks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36609541)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life

You can give up a master's degree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36609542)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Sooty contagious philosopher-king

as years pass, the CXII/Azn megashrew nuptials grow more and more inevitable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36609543)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: Big Corner

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36609550)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:26 PM
Author: Sooty contagious philosopher-king

hmm now that you mention it she looks like a "Prudence"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38790860)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: aromatic trailer park

The thread that keeps on giving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36609563)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: Big Corner

No surprise what she's reading:

https://imgur.com/a/7fRblKU

"'He's... Asian.' *three crying with laughter emojis* Yes, I've had these conversations. #CrazyRichAsians // Recently, I met a Chinese guy in the crypto world with a *superb* British accent, but he is way too young -- Under 30! *24 hashtags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36635025)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: Big Corner

Friends since my 20s: Emma, stop dating finance guys. Date someone NICE! Stop dating men based on the schools they graduated from. Date someone NICE!

The current guy (Still needs a nickname) is nice, affectionate, very communicative, confident, playful & extremely well educated. For our second date on Thursday, he took an almost 2 hour ride on his motorcycle after work to pick up ingredients to cook me dinner on the rooftop of his building on Wall Street. Yes, not only is he a FinTech guy working for a major bank for over a decade, he LITERALLY lives on Wall Street. *three crying with laughter gifs* Half an hour to midnight, he walked me all the way home. Last night, after a play & dinner with his friends, he suggested stopping by my apartment briefly just to say good night in person. I demurred since I wasn't feeling very attractive. He retorted that it didn't matter -- He's dating a human being.

For our first date on Monday, though he showed up with Thomas Pink cufflinks and in proper lace up shoes, he insisted that I wear whatever I felt comfortable in. I showed up in an unflattering dress & Guerlain KissKissKiss lipstick in Daring Pink that looked like they matched under indoor lighting. They did not match, and the lipstick is crazy bright in sunlight -- See photo on the right. Additionally, in a random fit of silliness (What were the chances I would see this guy again? I decided to at least amuse to myself even if he thought I was an idiot.), I put #IGK glitter spray in my hair. #ridiculous LOL. I decided to actually try looking pretty for our second date in a form flattering outfit & natural palette with Smashbox's Be Legendary lipstick in Primrose -- See photo on the left. #feminine

Oh dating!! *eyeroll gif*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36788191)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: alcoholic violet principal's office

Pics of her lips, preferably the Daring Pink? If you're feeling up to it pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36788308)



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Date: September 11th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: Lilac laughsome sweet tailpipe

Workin' on the night moves

Poastin' bout that Azn megashrew...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36788198)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36865811)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 12:26 PM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36921319)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36981505)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 11:39 PM
Author: peach milk

I knew after the first post that if this was real, somebody this fucking self absorbed had to have a public facebook. The only reason I can believe this vapid lardass exists is because I found the profile. Unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36982404)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 12:56 AM
Author: light titillating gay wizard university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36982779)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 4:37 PM
Author:  Pink Police Squad

*THUMB*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38031189)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 7:15 PM
Author:  reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38791957)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Seedy arrogant fortuitous meteor

Just got sucked into a horrid timeless vortex where i read this entire thread for the first time

Civilization is fucking done here

Christ i need a drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36982761)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 12:55 AM
Author: Seedy arrogant fortuitous meteor

just looked at her youtube page

jesus fuck she sounds just as soulless as she comes across ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36982772)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 1:34 AM
Author: peach milk

holy fuck, I couldn't make it 30 seconds into that godawful video before turning it off. Cannot believe these people are real. This is the definition of an NPC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#36982917)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:55 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40060727)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37011160)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37013944)



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Date: October 14th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Big Corner

The addition of emojis will revolutionize megashrew posting.

#AlphaShark & I went to visit my favorite couple, [people] in Brewster. AS picked me up at the train station (with a surprise little treat!) & I rode on his superbike to a day of activity including a delicious lunch at the The Brady's favorite restaurant, a few laps in the Lake in a fast motorboat, pool, horses & cats, oh my! 😊 Next time, we take out the Corvette, & the Alpha Men insist I drive the tractor! 😂😂

#DartmouthAlumni 💚💚🌲

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37020574)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37253940)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Good night, Friends. My favorite photo from today's #PassionNation show. Here with Lee England Jr., who 'gained recognition in 2009 after his audition for MTV's Making His Band impressed executive producer Sean Combs and landed him a spot on the show as the only "non-traditional" instrumentalist. Since then, he has been featured on shows like Jimmy Kimmel Live! and The Mo'Nique Show, and has shared the stage with musicians like Stevie Wonder, Beyoncé and Jay-Z. In 2010, England performed at a private party for Michael Jordan. Jordan was so impressed with England's abilities that he offered him an endorsement deal with his shoe brand. In 2016, England performed at the Geffen Playhouse and attracted the attention of legendary music producer, Quincy Jones; he was subsequently signed to Jones's management company: Quincy Jones Productions.' -- Wikipedia

*29 hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/NE2Qx6H

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37277544)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: Big Corner

She shared this article:

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/11/13/budget-breakdown-of-a-34-year-old-who-makes-150000-a-year.html?__source=facebook%7Cmain

"I refuse to spend more than half my salary on rent, which is why I'm moving off Manhattan next month. The great purge is in progress... At least a dozen jam-packed bags have been given to friends & donation centers. #Adulting is painful but necessary."

In the comments, an argument ensues over the virtues of leaving NY:

Guy 1: Move to Wisconsin. House 20,000 to 40,000$. Your mortgage payment will be less the 60$ a month.

Guy 2: and few jobs and much, much lower pay.

Guy 1: actually Wisconsin has one of the fastest growing economies. It’s also on the high end of the pay scale. Your less then an hour from Chicago.

Guy 2: Ew. Do you know what they call 'pizza' in Chicago? So Gross ;)... you also can't compare living in, say, the west village, with living in Kenosha in a condo or apartment or a house. Propinquity is the virtue of the city.

Guy 1: I am talking downtown Milwaukee!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37277558)



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Date: November 21st, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: turquoise box office

Guy 1 has a little bit of Johnsmeyer in him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37277589)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:43 PM
Author: drab fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38182152)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: Big Corner

"My life is falling apart in 77 different ways, but I feel a little better today after a deep tissue massage, a sushi Friendsgiving #brunch & retail therapy (found a bracelet to match my rose gold ring!). 😄😄😄 "

*24 hashtags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37350794)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Big Corner

"SERIOUSLY??? It took SIX MONTHS for this Jaeger LeCoultre-wearing & fountain pen-collecting banker with my fantasy passport (regular trips to Zurich, Monaco, Vienna... Dubai, Hong Kong...) to find time to have our first meal together & I get HORRIBLE food poisoning!!! 😰😱🤢😞😳😫😠

#DatingProblems

He later invited me to call him to make sure I recovered OK."

Several photos go with this post, but I suspect this one will resonate most:

https://imgur.com/a/LjsZVAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37350804)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: aromatic trailer park

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37350823)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: ebony razzmatazz partner

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37353920)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Big Corner

She shared this image:

https://www.facebook.com/ThePsychologyBabes/photos/a.889956037766470/1909752212453509/?type=3&theater

"Srsly. As I type, I'm headed home after skipping an event tonight so I could go home for another nap that will ruin my sleep schedule for the week. Joy. #adulting"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37350812)



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Date: December 4th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: hyperactive razzle orchestra pit gaming laptop

I hate her stupid fucking ring and Dartmouth is a terrible university for grad school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37350875)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Big Corner

“People, I’m just ‘normal’ sick, NOT PREGNANT! 🤦‍♀︓

In comments she mentions it “would be a miracle” if she was. This all started because she posted a pic of her fever reading on a thermometer and some ppl thought it was a pregnancy test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37353734)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Big Corner

I guess Alpha Shark is dunhere.

"Successful CEO & MIT alumnus took me to the very cool Izakaya MEW for a 3.5 hour first date dinner tonight. 2 hours in, I had already decided I wasn't interested in anything romantic, so I became very candid...

Me: My friend thinks that men can tell when I feel like I'm settling.

He: That's for sure.

Me: You can tell already?

He: I could tell the moment you started talking.

Me: 😅

He: Also, you are definitely not submissive.

Me: 😂😂😂

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37425684)



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Date: January 6th, 2019 10:39 PM
Author: Big Corner

Shared this article:

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/02/14/psychologists-say-that-the-secret-to-your-success-is-who-you-marry.html?fbclid=IwAR28LlGIk6bfe2Ytz2QrB_b0rL9KAtR7uAOXpf0Vz6Vk81dpj9NOSHSv6uU

"Another reason you ought not dissuade me from seeking a quality partner. Fiance 1 initiated my global travels, including an almost yearlong residency in Hong Kong. Fiance 2 continued my international travels, and was my biggest cheerleader during my student years at Dartmouth. What milestones will I share with Fiance 3 (if I ever find him!) ? *quizzical emoji*"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37541048)



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Date: January 6th, 2019 10:46 PM
Author: dashing swollen turdskin

wait she's been engaged twice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37541085)



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Date: January 6th, 2019 10:40 PM
Author: Big Corner

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4171562&mc=58&forum_id=2#37541053

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37541057)



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Date: January 6th, 2019 10:46 PM
Author: Big Corner

And lastly, she is applying for business school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37541086)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 4:26 PM
Author: Gaped alpha giraffe

I bet she is going to hone in on Yale:

1) High prestige

2) Low b-school ranking, making it possible to get in

3) They love bleeding hearts who've done nothing with their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37560952)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 4:18 PM
Author: Big Corner

Visited Neue House for the first time, & enjoyed 2 glasses of bubbly. How am I going to live without everything #Manhattan has to offer??? 😢😨😭 I am such a #NewYork girl!!

*22 hashtags*

https://imgur.com/a/gLZvTN9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37560910)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 4:23 PM
Author: 

that thumb ring still going strong. I'm impressed by her level of commitment to such a strange and transparently braggadocios decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37560935)



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Date: January 9th, 2019 4:25 PM
Author: Big Corner

"LOVE LOVE LOVE The Yale Club. #FAVORITE

When I checked my coat tonight, my chip was #718 --> The area code for Brooklyn. When I asked the bartender to suggest a cocktail for me, he immediately responded: Manhattan. I hope these were both signs I will be able to stay in New York City, rather than more instances of the Universe mocking me. 🌠

Send good vibes, please. Cheers!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37560949)



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Date: January 21st, 2019 1:44 AM
Author: 

incredible (your dedication to this thread and also the striverism on display)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37631622)



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Date: January 21st, 2019 12:06 AM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37631211)



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Date: February 25th, 2019 8:56 PM
Author: Big Corner

Home from work early. Do I:

-Marie Kondo the apartment

-Rest because I'm SICK

(Marie Kondo is winning)

Comment:

"Why can't I add more options??? Like: Write about loneliness & how wanting a partner doesn't necessarily mean one is desperate."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37843277)



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Date: February 25th, 2019 8:57 PM
Author: wonderful bat shit crazy bawdyhouse

early on I enjoyed loathing her but now I just pity her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37843284)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 1:58 PM
Author: Big Corner

Vanderbilt + Fordham Law = Another one & done

PS Duke is the Harvard of the South!

If there is such a thing.

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37999636)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 1:59 PM
Author: hyperactive razzle orchestra pit gaming laptop

she's nutella if she never maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37999643)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 2:04 PM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life

Aren't those objectively better academic credentials than hers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37999676)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 2:09 PM
Author: Big Corner

Attended another Ivy event yesterday.

I needed an excuse to leave the apartment for some sun. I still manged to sleep for 21 hours over the course of 2 days??? & wake up today with a sharp shooting pain at the base of my skull, right side.

SO.MUCH.STRESS

#MovingProblems #PackingProblems

https://i.imgur.com/2vgZwif.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/6TcUWAi.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/33hk0pl.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/h5U62W9.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/qj9kasQ.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37999715)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: alcoholic violet principal's office

Lol at three photos of the cold cut party tray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37999726)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: light titillating gay wizard university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37999743)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 4:23 PM
Author: Salmon indirect expression

IRL lol'ing at the cold cuts shots. Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38031088)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: 

just wish she had a couple more angles of the cold cuts to set the scene.

looks like a great crowd though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38030019)



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Date: April 3rd, 2019 5:38 AM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38033717)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 2:18 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Started my Saturday at a gallery in Chelsea. Private viewing of an art collection before it's open to the public. // Went home to be a responsible adult & pack. Ended up taking an indulgent nap during the remaining daylight hours. Meaning I'll be packing until 2am. // Once it's warm enough to wear my new moccasins sockless, the sneakers will go to donation. Along with the pink ballerina flats. The Tod's booties stay." // *27 hashtags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37999778)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 2:23 PM
Author: Big Corner

1. I insist that I will use Thing X after I move apartments, even though I haven't used Thing X for 5 years or even thought about Thing X for 5 years... Or more. 🙄

2. Every box thus far has been packed with multiple Thing X type items. Thus, I mentally tell myself that I must open these boxes immediately when I unpack. This urgency has been applicable to 90% of the boxes packed so far. 😑

3. I have waaaaaay more Dartmouth stuff than I thought. Like, 3+ items have been packed in 90% of the boxes packed so far. Definitely cannot Marie Kondo. People will think I'm Dartmouth obsessed! 😌

Heeeeeeelp. (But not with #3)

https://i.imgur.com/3xPP9jo.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37999813)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 2:29 PM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life

"People will think I'm Dartmouth obsessed! 😌"

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#37999859)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: 

how long has the thumb ring thing been going on? very surprised she has stuck with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38030023)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 12:44 PM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life

Documentary evidence ITT dating to at least March 2017: https://imgur.com/AD9Gz8D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38030031)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: 

truly insane - has no one in her life mentioned how bizarre it is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38030256)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 3:26 PM
Author: Big Corner

I think she must regard it as a cute trademark or somesuch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38030812)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 4:39 PM
Author: poppy hideous wrinkle public bath

maybe her thumb got cut off in an industrial accident and she wears it to hide the ugly scar where the docs reattached it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38031201)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 12:06 PM
Author: excitant judgmental den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38029849)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 12:06 PM
Author: excitant judgmental den

why is she moving? awy from nyc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38029851)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: Big Corner

Looks like she lost her job, and despite riding the StartupBus she has not yet become a buspreneuer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38030258)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 12:59 PM
Author: poppy hideous wrinkle public bath

Not flame I saw her post in a Facebook group I'm in and did a double take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38030092)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 11:01 PM
Author: Big Corner

Small world brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38032898)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 4:12 PM
Author: Big Corner

#WeightLoss // But first: I love Smithsonian museums. This weekend the Native Cinema Showcase took place at the National Museum of the American Indian, George Gustav Heye Center. // Second: I finally got on a scale (Equinox gym, not at the museum). Looks like I've lost over 5 pounds since Thanksgiving, even wearing the outfit pictured. Less than I had hoped, but progress nonetheless. My face is starting to look weird to me, not in a good way, but more on that later. // *26 hashtags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38031029)



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Date: April 3rd, 2019 12:42 PM
Author:  Pink Police Squad

Oh the mystery of the weird-looking face!

Btw you should copy the hashtags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38034983)



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 11:47 PM
Author: Brindle voyeur

The azn megashrew is hideous. Likes others here, Im very generous grading women.

She looks 40s-50. No way shes 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38033082)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:38 PM
Author: drab fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38182092)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author:  Pink Police Squad

Update pls. She’s added me on Facebook recently but I must be on limited professional friends list because I don’t see her dating updates. She does seem to have been packing uo her apartment for at least two months now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38094770)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 10:46 PM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life

How did this happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38094846)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 10:48 PM
Author: Big Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38094861)



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Date: April 16th, 2019 10:07 AM
Author:  Pink Police Squad

We're both in NYC in adjacent industries, and she is one of those people who will randomly add strangers whose names they've come across in any context. I've avoided meeting her in person like the plague because I don't think I can keep a straight face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38096096)



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Date: April 16th, 2019 10:12 AM
Author: poppy hideous wrinkle public bath

Please do it for xo content creation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38096119)



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Date: April 16th, 2019 12:57 PM
Author:  Pink Police Squad

I have some r-threading I need to get out of the way first, after the LH drama subsides - do not want to compete with that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38096783)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:32 PM
Author:  Pink Police Squad

I *might* meet her tomorrow, or at some point next week. Should I ask her about the unused $5k wedding gown?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38206772)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:34 PM
Author: hyperactive razzle orchestra pit gaming laptop

meanie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38206779)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:42 PM
Author: Big Corner

Exercise your best judgment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38206811)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: Big Corner

She just linked a photo of her June 2010 visit to Notre Dame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38094876)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 10:53 PM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life

Ring?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38094887)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 10:55 PM
Author: Big Corner

No ring; standard photo standing in front of church.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38094901)



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Date: April 16th, 2019 10:09 AM
Author: poppy hideous wrinkle public bath

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38096109)



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Date: April 16th, 2019 1:04 PM
Author: aromatic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38096812)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 11:35 PM
Author: Big Corner

April 2019 = Biggest Sushi Soiree to Date!!!

2 Dartmouth alumnae

2 Current Columbia graduate students

2 Friends of friends I met for the first time

4 Ivy.com girls that I did not meet at an Ivy event, 2 I met for the first time

Lots & lots & lots of fish!!!

More sashimi hit the table than any previous brunch, for certain.

Hope you can join next month, [tons of names]

[Frined] I hope you liked the twin plants I sent home with [Friend's sister]. 💚💚💚 Might be thyme??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38109790)



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Date: April 18th, 2019 11:50 PM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life

This is so sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38109853)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 12:21 AM
Author: Big Corner

She’s ~40 and still obsessed with the colleges people attended. I struggle to believe she’s real, yet I met her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38109966)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 8:18 AM
Author:  Pink Police Squad

It’s her peak achievement in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38110507)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:33 PM
Author: hyperactive razzle orchestra pit gaming laptop

those 8 Ivy rejections at 17 broke her brain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38182061)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:03 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40060748)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: alcoholic violet principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38112027)



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Date: April 19th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: Big Corner

"This week, I was invited by [person] to speak at the [Conference/Symposium thing] with [three more people]. 😃

My lesson to an audience of 200: Using social media to strengthen your *professional* brand. Yes, it can be done!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38112012)



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 12:16 AM
Author: Big Corner

Other people want to live on Mars, I want tenure at Yale.

:D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38173629)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:31 PM
Author: Big Corner

She shared an image with this quote: "The "It's only $5, why not buy it?" mentality has probably cost me like $15000 at this point in my life."

Then: "It's scary how true this is.

I also have 2 pairs of NEW $200+ men's Cole Haan size 7 shoes made in Italy with leather soles that are now too small for my HUGE feet. & a NEW pair of $100+ Brooks Brothers flats in size 9.

& an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.

I spent the last 3 hours packing & purging AGAIN. This is *mentally* draining."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38182035)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:40 PM
Author: drab fanboi

an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.

an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.

an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.

an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.

an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.

an UNUSED $5,000 wedding gown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38182126)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:33 PM
Author:  Pink Police Squad

Charles, did anyone comment on this at all?!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38206775)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:44 PM
Author: Big Corner

Not a single person. Three likes/hearts, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38206814)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 1:28 PM
Author:  Pink Police Squad

I saw her at an event earlier this week. It was pretty sad.

It was a small party at one of the model apartments at NYC's Mercedes House (no furniture, but they set up a bar and music etc.), maybe 30-40 people. Most people looked like your average fintech crowd (mostly men in suits or button-downs with vests), everyone was talking to each other, and she was the only one wandering around alone taking pictures of the drink in her hand, with the ring, of course. Literally doing this for at least 20 min. She is shorter IRL than I expected -- maybe 5'2" -- and looks very much like her pictures. If she were in a group of people talking, I would have come over to chat, but I didn't want to get stuck talking to her one-on-one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38249307)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 1:36 PM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life

Charles, can we confirm with FB post?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38249342)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 1:41 PM
Author: Big Corner

Hey, she made a post on it last night:

"From the 21st Floor of Mercedes House:

https://i.imgur.com/gt8peRr.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/2RmNECV.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/jjwdeOr.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/kG7lhMu.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38249380)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 1:48 PM
Author:  Pink Police Squad

The event was on Wed, but yeah, that's it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38249421)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 1:49 PM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life

The first and the fourth are the same shot with a different drink.

So either:

(1) She took the shot, finished the drink and got another one, and then took the same shot, presumably 20-30 minutes later.

(2) She got multiple drinks because she didn't know which would look better in the picture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38249430)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 1:43 PM
Author: Bateful alcoholic halford marketing idea

lol you should have talked to her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38249390)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 1:49 PM
Author:  Pink Police Squad

I did not want to interrupt her photoshoot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38249425)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 3:00 PM
Author: Big Corner

Brother, with a little more enterprise, you could have been IN the photoshoot!

"Just met with drunken donuts at #consensus2019! He's exploring the intersections between blockchain technology and racist Internet forums! He also went to #yale!" *3 emojis and 27 hashtags*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38249757)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Gay stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38249776)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40060759)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 2:13 PM
Author: Citrine Low-t Hairy Legs Indian Lodge

can you remember whether you witnessed her speak to anybody? or did she just wander around like a crazy asian-tourist interloper? was anybody perceptibly weirded out by her? on a scale of 1-10, how much of a mental illness vibe (if any) did she emit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38249537)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author:  Pink Police Squad

I did not see her speak to anybody, but presumably she would have said hi to the hosts on her way in? Every time I noticed her, which was maybe 5 times over the course of 20 min, she was either taking pics of her drinks or looking at her phone, alone. I don't think anyone was really paying attention - people were talking among themselves - and I certainly wouldn't have noticed her if I weren't aware of this thread. She was not obnoxious or anything, just sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38249711)



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Date: May 17th, 2019 3:16 PM
Author: excitant judgmental den

were there other Asian women at the party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38249836)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40060755)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 11:27 AM
Author: Big Corner

"Today was a DISASTER.

After finally catching up on sleep after Blockchain Week, I decided I'd use my beautiful Saturday to work instead of play. After searching for my laptop charger where I was certain I had left it, I rifled through the obstacle course of my apartment in its move-out-in-progress condition to discover that it had been STOLEN by someone I know, along with my bluetooth keyboard & mouse --> An ongoing problem with this person who NEVER EVER apologies & repeatedly tries to gaslight me as the worst person on Earth.

I decide to take a walk to calm down. A bird decides to use me as target practice. I get hit in no fewer than 3 locations on my person.

My evening plans fall through.

I spend 4 hours writing my blockchain article & it accidentally publishes before I'm ready. I planned on collecting more quotes tomorrow & Monday before going live on Tuesday. UGHHHHHH.

Time to go home & eat chocolate. GRRRRRRR..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38256269)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 7:05 PM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life

Well, this is quite the wrinkle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38257775)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: Big Corner

Oh GOD how did I miss this one from 2017:

"My date tonight thought I was 24!!! As in half his age. PLUS, he tells me towards the end of the date that he's MARRIED. (FYI, if you want to go to the #SalvationTaco rooftop, tell the hostess BEFORE your dinner.) #DatingProblems #ForeverAlone *22 additional hashtags*

She just added a new comment to it today: "These days, I'm chatting with a 24 year old. (Not that I'm 50 nor married.) ???"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38284027)



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Date: May 27th, 2019 8:05 PM
Author: excitant judgmental den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38298002)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 8:20 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Tonight's date told me how he can't keep track & juggle all the women he meets online & off. I think he meant to meet someone else (See screenshot)... Lol...

* 2.5 hours after we started the date *

Armed with a LIST of reasons & at least one MAJOR dealbreaker, I chose what I thought is the least offensive. (It's not you, it's me.)

Emma: You can't date me. I don't always put everything back in its "proper" place.

He: Yeah, that's totally not going to work. On OK Cupid, I said it is "VERY" important that the person I date be neat. ...Also, you're not my type.

Emma: What's your type?

He: Leggy blondes. (& from earlier in the conversation, less than half his age!)

Emma: Dude, you knew I am Asian!!

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38407798)



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Date: June 21st, 2019 9:29 AM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38419875)



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Date: June 21st, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: excitant judgmental den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38421074)



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Date: June 25th, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: Big Corner

Catfished! 😠😠😠😠

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone

So I took myself on a Friday night date, starting with a watermelon mint popsicle dipped in a white wine spritzer. ☺ #summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38438608)



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Date: June 25th, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: Big Corner

Shared this article:

https://www.fastcompany.com/90366162/hustle-porn-and-the-american-dream?partner=rss&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=rss+fastcompany&utm_content=rss&fbclid=IwAR0PzOc9ZwFfFJri7cmDcL3STx0JIH5wIH0G3rekpbD3JKxtW7PY28LgufE

"This. This is why I needed to take 2 months off to attend to my health -- To get my annual exams, lower my blood pressure & lose the weight. #SelfCare #health

Next month, I start physical therapy again for my shoulders. I couldn't do these things when I was working 16 hour days at a job that caused these problems in the first place."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38438629)



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Date: July 12th, 2019 2:47 PM
Author: Big Corner

As some of you know, I've struggled with more than a decade of difficulties, as discussed with [person] on his podcast, [link to two-year-old podcast episode].

Some people think I don't want to be happy. I don't understand why -- I DEFINITELY want to be happy & work actively towards that goal. & I'm ecstatic when it's a pleasant surprise that happens organically, like today --

[Guy 1] & I met on ASMALLWORLD when we both joined the network in 2008. Before this month, we met in person three or four times, nice enough.

This afternoon, I agreed to meet him for iced Grounded coffee before going to an aSW event at Bagatelle NYC, expecting to talk about professional development. While we did start our discussion with LinkedIn strategies & thought leadership, the conversation naturally veered into human psychology & behavior. We had an extremely open & honest talk, where I discovered [Guy 1] to be contemplative, analytical, and intelligent.

It was FANTASTIC.

One of the best conversations I've had this year. It reminded me of the watershed moment I had with [Guy 2 after 10 years of friendship (if you include the three or four years I refused to speak to him. 😂). That conversation was centered on politics & government.

Yes, I like nice things & experiences (& I no longer apologize for it, particularly since they're much less frequent & extravagant these days) but people don't realize how much more I appreciate people with integrity & meaningful conversations, especially with such people. Discussions that are actually thought provoking & honest, where we can frankly share our opinions without walking on eggshells. Talks about THEORY & IDEAS. Talks about things that MATTER.

[Guy 1] & I then attended the art show at Bagatelle, where I introduced him to [Girl 1]. Sorry you could not join us, [3 other people].

(more blather about meeting people)

I ended my night with a spontaneous dinner with a fellow Dartmouth alumna who went to a rival high school. We didn't meet until I moved back to Manhattan in 2013, & it's a friendship that I didn't expect. It was nice to strengthen our bond in Waverly Restaurant, a diner from our teenage years while everything else from that period of our lives disappear.

This is all to say, sometimes friendships take a LOOOOONG time to solidify, & it may take you by surprise when you least expect it. This is a reminder to myself (& you dear readers) not to shut down in isolation & to be patient. Extremely, painstakingly patient. 💚

Looking forward to visiting [Girl 2] soon in Maine. FINALLY!! 💚💚

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38521834)



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Date: July 12th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: Sooty contagious philosopher-king

Discussions that are actually thought provoking & honest, where we can frankly share our opinions without walking on eggshells. Talks about THEORY & IDEAS. Talks about things that MATTER.

I know a great website for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38521903)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 11:53 AM
Author: excitant judgmental den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38540259)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: Sooty contagious philosopher-king

over the years this thread has passed from comedy, to horror, to tragedy. Shakesperian in its scope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38540384)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:41 PM
Author: Big Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38540758)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:44 PM
Author: Big Corner

Sometimes I wonder how vastly different my life would turned out had I been raised anywhere other than Manhattan. 🤔

Imagine the LA version of me???

Imagine the Swiss version of me...

#5amThoughts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38540768)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:46 PM
Author: Big Corner

She shared this article:

https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2017/04/economic-inequality/524610/?fbclid=IwAR0LRNqE3tvBPOnu51QF5AEilurYBLbHdIByBP7WGH1LQBnAeNs2U_O2KGE&utm_campaign=the-atlantic&utm_content=5d2c24b30ca7240001cb64e0_ta&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook

"This article reminds me of the restaurant investor & landlord who insisted he wanted a date who could hold a CONVERSATION. As we finished our 2 hour dinner at Porsena, I started to discuss wealth inequality in Hong Kong & Manhattan, with a segue into the poverty trap. Suddenly, it was time to leave... He explained he couldn't drive (me home) because he had two glasses of wine & (randomly) wanted to visit his son who lives in the neighborhood.

😂😂😂 I think he was desperate to escape my company! Obviously, I never heard from him again.

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38540775)



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Date: July 19th, 2019 8:41 PM
Author: excitant judgmental den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38558784)



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Date: July 26th, 2019 5:31 PM
Author: Big Corner

In the past two weeks prior to the current, I went out with two STEM PhDs & 1 Harvard Business School graduate. Two are actively messaging me, but none have suggested meeting this week, though one is hinting at it. 🙄🤔😒

"Is this the beginning

Or is this the end?!

When will I see you again?"

-- The Three Degrees

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone

"What we have here is a failure to communicate."

-- Guns N Roses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38593613)



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Date: July 26th, 2019 5:39 PM
Author: henna patrolman

please dont ever stop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38593650)



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Date: August 5th, 2019 8:55 PM
Author: Big Corner

Linked this: https://www.businessinsider.com/why-intelligent-and-high-performing-women-fall-for-toxic-partners-2019-7?utm_content=bufferb4d6a&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer-bi&fbclid=IwAR0bAqZlH46mJfS7erPn3xLzrs9WBfEUCcnPGJBdW1EteSJLEN0XOhg5Ie0

"Ha. Just as I was prepping to post this, dude across the aisle started playing the Lion King theme on his phone. Coincidence?? #DrDisney

"It may seem like every high-powered woman you know is dating someone toxic, but successful women don't actually have lower standards when it comes to relationships.

Instead, research shows that their driven nature attracts toxic partners, and means that they're used to working hard."

#DatingProblems"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38643086)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 7:42 PM
Author: Big Corner

"SO weird. (In a good way!)

Last night, I fell asleep relatively easily. Woke up a little sleep deprived at 7am. Got hit on by a stranger at 8:30am, "Nice Polo shirt. I don't have no kids. I got a good job!"

Did about 3x as much as I usually do but it wasn't 3x as stressful? It was actually a mostly fun day highlighted by lunch with Sunny Cervantes & Rich Previte. 😊😊😊

Ended my evening with prosecco & the most AMAZING brownies from Salted Baked Goods."

https://i.imgur.com/qbCSXW5.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38663509)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 2:37 PM
Author: Big Corner

I think she got hit by a car. I won't post her update to avoid being too intrusive, but you know exactly what her hospital photo is gonna be:

https://i.imgur.com/8oETZ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38675630)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life

Ok, that's it. Peak thread right here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38675657)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:10 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40060777)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Sooty contagious philosopher-king

holy shit

just when you thought this thread was played out she takes it to a whole nother level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38675664)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: Big Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38675751)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: cheese-eating theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38710409)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 7:14 PM
Author:  reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38791953)



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Date: March 24th, 2020 9:00 PM
Author: mustard volcanic crater

So glad I read up to this part of the thread. Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39855268)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:54 PM
Author: Big Corner

"After being a sleeping recluse in recovery for a week, I needed to leave the confines of my apartment for fresh air.

My local friends couldn't join me today, but I brought the Harvard water bottle that [name] gifted me when she was living in Deluxebury. & I had a SweetCatch Hawaiian poke bowl as a nod to [name 2], who is trying to convince me to move to Oahu Island.

Raincheck [two more names]. I just couldn't muster energy to leave my neighborhood -- Sorry. Even the short shuttle ride I took made me intensely uncomfortable."

https://i.imgur.com/qoXcqAY.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38709899)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:00 PM
Author:  insecure becky

she sounds depressed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38709941)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: Big Corner

I don't know if it's clinical depression but her life certainly seems like a miserable charade at a distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38709966)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:02 PM
Author: Bateful alcoholic halford marketing idea

there were times in my life where i had little self awareness. i just couldn't imagine having that little for that long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38709955)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:12 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40060783)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 2:56 PM
Author: Big Corner

"At least 4 people have received fake messages from a spoof account pretending to be me, using my name & current profile photo, logging in from a phone number instead of a Facebook profile.

PLEASE REPORT THE FAKE PROFILE!! 😡😡😡😡

This weekend, I plan to cut down my friend's list. DM me if you don't want to be removed. I'll also be moving more things to friends only status."

Could this be the end of the thread? Time will tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38709908)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:02 PM
Author: light titillating gay wizard university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38709956)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:12 PM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38710022)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: disgusting pontificating

plz no ive been following this for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38709961)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:50 PM
Author: 

this would be truly disastrous. can you send her a DM that while you only know each other through friends of friends you enjoy her thought leadership and would like to remain FB friends? don't you have some educational credentials you can flaunt for her?

that being said, given how much this woman craves attention it is difficult to imagine her making good on this threat.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38710266)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:57 PM
Author: poppy hideous wrinkle public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38790991)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 3:39 PM
Author:  Pink Police Squad

Hasn’t she been moving since April? 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38710203)



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Date: August 27th, 2019 4:05 PM
Author: Big Corner

"EXCELLENT start to my week. Coffee with movie producer & actor [guy I've never heard of] turned into a 3 hour business meeting. Though he's in the film industry, he provided constructive insight for the venture I'm currently working on. He's got great energy & FOLLOWS THROUGH on getting to his goals. Obviously super engaging. We only met once prior, a few weeks ago at Bonnie Halper's Networking Breakfast, but it almost immediately felt like we were old friends. 😀"

Below, in the comments, she adds this follow-up:

"Photo from our first meeting. Notice how super serious & prepared [guy] is with his notebook whereas I'm super serious... about my breakfast. 😬🙃😂

Looking forward to collaborating. We already discussed a few ideas... Stay tuned!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38750427)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:02 PM
Author: Big Corner

* After video chatting with guy *

Emma: Was that a wedding band I saw on your left ring finger?

Guy: No, it's a signet ring.

Emma: (Wow, he came up with that retort REALLY fast!!) 😒 I've never seen a signet ring in a wedding band style -- They've always had a flat surface with an engraved monogram or crest.

* Later *

[Friend 1]: If anyone knows what a signet ring looks like, it's Emma!

[Friend 2]: She knows pretentious.

[Friend 1]: It's true! That's her all the way!

😂

"Typically it bore a family crest or another symbol representing an individual on its distinguishable flat bezel. A design was usually engraved (often in reverse) either directly into the metal of the ring or an inset gem, and then pressed into wax or clay to create the personal seal, or signature."

-- Bloomberg Online

#DatingProblems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38790762)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 7:24 PM
Author: Brass hall

Is there a reason why you're still referring to her by a pseudonym? I've had a link to her facebook ITT for four fucking years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38791992)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: Big Corner

Mostly just thread consistency, but I’d also prefer if her real identity were kept off the page, so I maintain the shtick of biding her identity so people will either have to find it themselves or at least notice one post among almost800.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38793411)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: Big Corner

"I spent over an hour in brick & mortar bookstores yesterday. It was GLORIOUS. 🤓

Right before I headed home, I literally thought to myself that I should read more Russian literature!!! (Reference to previous post.)

Also, I need a British husband. ðŸ˜ðŸ’š

#DatingProblems #ForeverAlone #Wellington

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38790764)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:07 PM
Author: Big Corner

Oh jeez the pics:

https://imgur.com/a/AUQF56S

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38790785)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:16 PM
Author: alcoholic violet principal's office

why photo-worthy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38790815)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser business firm

be she is insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38790824)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 3:21 PM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life

She is applying the framing techniques she learned from the photography book. Compare her hand in the Crime and Punishment pic vs. Four Friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38790831)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 7:21 PM
Author: snowy nudist set boistinker

Again, she's showcasing her stupid thumb ring from Dartmouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38791973)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 6:45 PM
Author: 

completely mindblowing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38791820)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 6:47 PM
Author: hairless impressive death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38791834)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: saffron internal respiration

okay seriously how old is she at this point?

this thread is incredible

i can't believe i read from top to bottom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38791686)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 6:40 PM
Author: Big Corner

She's about 44 now I think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38791779)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 7:33 PM
Author:  Pink Police Squad

I thought she was like 38 or something, even though she looks 48

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38792025)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 8:49 PM
Author: Big Corner

Well she was around that age when I started this thread nearly 4.5 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38792340)



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Date: September 6th, 2019 12:00 AM
Author:  haunting son of senegal

this thread went from funny to sad when i found her profile and saw what she looked like. i dunno why but it'd be less sad and more infuriating if she were attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38793424)



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Date: September 6th, 2019 7:53 AM
Author: saffron internal respiration

so no baby pwned? sadly that's the right darwinian move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38794148)



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Date: September 5th, 2019 4:36 PM
Author: Gay stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38791146)



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Date: September 8th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Big Corner

"#DoubleDown & I hadn't spoken in over a decade (Just because life/adulting after graduation, not because of anything bad). We reconnected this year in July, thanks to his PERSISTENCE -- Hence his nickname. In the meantime, he kept up with my life via Facebook...

Emma: Ah, so you're familiar with my #DatingProblems. 😬

DD: You definitely have a very specific type -- The very educated, alpha finance guy.

Emma: People think that's the reason I'm single, & I should date other types.

DD: You know for certain what you like & you should stick with it. The way I see it, you're the Barry Bonds of dating. You ONLY swing at exactly what's right for you. Nevermind what other people tell you or do for themselves.

Emma: 😮😮😮 We haven't spoken for years but you GET ME!!! 💚💚💚

(Plus) * Emma, simply impressed that she knew Barry Bonds is a baseball guy... but not why he's famous * 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38803273)



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Date: September 8th, 2019 11:00 AM
Author: snowy nudist set boistinker

How is she so socially unaware? Any normal guy would run away as fast as he could after seeing her FB feed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38803352)



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Date: September 11th, 2019 9:40 PM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life

"The Barry Bonds of dating" --> You put on an ungodly amount of weight in your 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38821262)



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Date: September 11th, 2019 8:28 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Back with my DCNY family tonight. Reunited & it felt SO GOOD. #DartmouthAlumni 😊 💚🌲 No one could tell anything was wrong with me (Not more than my usual baseline of wrong, that is. 🤓) other than I was wearing more Yale blue than Dartmouth green tonight. [Name] even got me to working for the Club a mere 5 minutes after I arrived. 😂

Afterwards, I even snuck in a quick date who turned out to be a Rabbi! 🤔

Photo of snacks for [friend]. I drank V8 to be healthy(er)?? Lol."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38820937)



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Date: September 13th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: snowy nudist set boistinker

You should start taking pics copying her, while wearing your D ring on your thumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38832295)



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Date: September 19th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: Big Corner

https://www.princeton.edu/news/2019/09/17/princeton-eliminates-gre-test-requirement-14-graduate-programs?fbclid=IwAR0fdWP9hK9c9kMJN9aO9fRQE8Au_9gmM0GWBvAxRYfCTweBiFNBYm5G84g

"Time for me to apply? ðŸ˜ðŸ¤”🤓"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38857787)



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Date: September 19th, 2019 3:29 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Date #2 with #NWbird. I decided to meet him in Soho & chose an Italian restaurant based solely on reviews. We both LOVED it. The photos don't do any justice to the food.

Appetizer: Kale & brussel sprouts salad

Entrees: He had steak & I had duck

Dessert: Panna cotta

Discoveries tonight:

He sat next to me because it was the only empty seat left at the event where we met last month. & both of us almost didn't show up. 😂

I'm the first Asian he's dated. 😮🤔"

Posted pics of all the food, w/ ring ofc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38857796)



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Date: September 27th, 2019 12:37 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Lovely 3rd date with #NWbird tonight. 😊

We began with dinner at Esca, "Mario Batali and Joe Bastianich’s timeless fish and pasta spot... Year after year, Esca remains in the conversation of the NYC elite."

https://www.theinfatuation.com/new-york/reviews/esca

If you drop your dinner napkin, the staff will bring you a new one, placed on the table using two forks so their hands don't touch it.

Started with oysters. He had steak (rare) & I had swordfish. Shared a delicious chocolate dessert.

Then we went to the Broadway show about The Temptations. He bought his ticket before he met me, & offered to buy me a ticket to join him even though we couldn't get seats together. & yes, he gave me the better seat of the two. 💚 He loved the music-driven show pre-intermission & I loved the plot-driven show post-intermission.

Afterwards, he had his personal driver bring me home before heading home himself.

He already got us tickets to another show next month, & planning for a third + fourth show after that!!! 😃 You may get to meet him at the next Dartmouth Club party, or the #Dartmouth250 game against Princeton at Yankee Stadium."

https://i.imgur.com/OhG1cN0.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38895568)



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Date: October 21st, 2019 7:22 PM
Author: alcoholic violet principal's office

bookmark is a nice touch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39009300)



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Date: October 21st, 2019 7:30 PM
Author: Sooty contagious philosopher-king

Nice attn to detail Jim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39009337)



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Date: October 4th, 2019 2:33 PM
Author: Big Corner

Skipped the second day NY Comic Con to celebrate [Friend]'s big 25th birthday with sushi & steak, as well as fancy drinks & a plethora desserts from some of my favorites including Aureole, David Burke, Hunt & Fish... No one left hungry. 😂 #FoodBuddies 🎉🎉🎉

I'm teaching her to level up her tastes... To the chagrin of her future boyfriends?? 😂 #SorryNotSorry Girl needs to live the good life sometimes. 😘

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38929674)



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Date: October 11th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Big Corner

What is my authentic voice?

How do I orientate myself to my audience?

Yes, it's important to initiate programs for POC literature but how do we SUSTAIN them after the grant money runs out?

#CUNY

https://i.imgur.com/7BEN6L8.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#38963864)



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Date: October 21st, 2019 7:14 PM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life

More grant money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39009276)



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Date: December 11th, 2019 9:46 PM
Author: Frozen center windowlicker

was positive that hashtag had a fortuitous “t”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39251806)



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Date: October 21st, 2019 7:09 PM
Author: excitant judgmental den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39009261)



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Date: November 5th, 2019 8:57 PM
Author: excitant judgmental den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39076558)



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Date: November 10th, 2019 11:48 AM
Author: excitant judgmental den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39096990)



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Date: November 10th, 2019 11:53 AM
Author: Insanely creepy slate weed whacker

i dont understand how this woman supports herself without a real job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39097006)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 12:39 AM
Author: Big Corner

Are we snack buddies??

Miracle Whip - Yes

Pickles - Yes, sour & crunchy

Cilantro - PASS

Black Jelly Beans - PASS

Pineapple Pizza - Yes Yes Yes!

Sardines - Yes!

Oysters - Yes!

Sushi - Yes Yes Yes!

Candy Corn - Eh.

Vienna Sausages - Eh.

Brussels Sprouts - Yes

Circus Peanuts - Huh?

Bologna - Pass

Black Olives - FIRM

Green Olives - YES if FIRM

Blue Cheese - OK

Fruitcake - Usually nah

SPAM - Yes, lol

Cabbage - Yes

Gizzards - No?

Potato Salad - Yes, light on mayo, please

Eggnog - Eh.

Black Coffee - Heavy cream necessary

Anchovies - Yes

Grits - Yes

Sauerkraut - Yes, preferably semi-crunchy

Collard Greens - Yes

Green Peas - Yes, preferably firm

Now it's your turn...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39155063)



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Date: December 11th, 2019 8:33 PM
Author: excitant judgmental den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39251249)



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Date: December 17th, 2019 3:11 PM
Author: Big Corner

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/12/17/style/tiny-modern-love-stories-the-chart-said-breakup-so-we-did.html?fbclid=IwAR3QC2SOLU8jybXqyxqBj_wpAbRjWY-c8ZDfNiU15Zie-cBgvg77LYo4sgs

"Two years ago, I was dating a STEM PhD & could not get him to understand why we were not good as a couple until I drew him a chart, too. 🤓

He was persistent (he likes to say: patient), though... I had to break up with him 3 times. Now we laugh about it as friends. 😂

#DatingProblems"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39279280)



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Date: December 17th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author:  scourge upon the earth

honestly charles, this chick is so insane and sad that you should really stop posting updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39279399)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:22 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40060819)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 4:38 PM
Author: Big Corner

https://i.imgur.com/Wa4vC8S.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39351254)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 9:33 AM
Author: azure offensive boltzmann circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39409019)



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Date: January 20th, 2020 8:45 PM
Author: Big Corner

Linked this article: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jasminnahar/only-an-adventurous-eater-has-tried?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bfsharefacebook&bfsource=bfocompareon&quiz_result=120306287_357050362&fbclid=IwAR2GarbLLbQA3o6gXakDVR1xabc9Om_czvmUX0f4U9fCCerZ-QFqEqxsNng#120306287

"54! Yum!

One of the reasons I loved growing up in NYC & have a diverse set of friends. & while I continue to love NYC. 😊💚

There were about 3 to 5 I will avoid eating again, though. Not a fan of frog legs."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39462318)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 7:28 PM
Author: At-the-ready godawful

37/54 for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39670100)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 9:45 PM
Author: poppy hideous wrinkle public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39473653)



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Date: February 5th, 2020 2:46 PM
Author: Big Corner

https://i.imgur.com/QVFqnL3.jpg

"Because I can't remember how much the pink diamond at Asprey cost, I think this is the most expensive piece of jewelry I've worn.

Guess how much! 😀

Tiffany & Co. ring with a 4.10 carat cushion cut (my favorite shape) D/IF (the salesperson told me it's "the perfect stone for the perfect person!" 😀) center.

In the store, I loved the uniqueness of the design. Looking at it again now, it reminds me of an stovetop range. 😂😂😂 Not that I don't still covet it! 😅 #luxury — at Tiffany & Co."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39547588)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 7:29 PM
Author: At-the-ready godawful

Lol, even her hands are disgusting to look at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39670103)



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Date: February 5th, 2020 2:47 PM
Author: Big Corner

#JeNeSuisPasUnVirus #IAmNotAVirus

#CoronaVirus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39547593)



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Date: February 5th, 2020 2:51 PM
Author: Bateful alcoholic halford marketing idea

you're going to marry an azn chick at some point anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39547616)



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Date: February 5th, 2020 2:53 PM
Author: Iridescent

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39547630)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:23 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40060824)



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Date: February 7th, 2020 5:19 PM
Author: Big Corner

Here's a weirder one:

https://i.imgur.com/VLxXGAW.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/neGjQGQ.jpg

An excellent morning at the Harvard Club this week.

A civilized & leisurely breakfast followed by a talk on Brexit 2020: Opportunities, Strategies, Regulations, and Timelines.

“'It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future."

~ Yogi Berra

An unamed economist's forecast:

-- Riots in Northern Ireland

-- Scotland votes to leave the UK

-- Wales tags along

Other highlights:

Globalization drove the growth rate during Thatcher's reign

WIth Brexit, does the role of the UK change?

4 Pillars of Europe:

Goods + Services + Capital + People

Transition period will last until 31 December 2020.

2 parts:

--> 1. Withdrawal agreement

a. Money

b. Citizen rights

c. Dispute resolution

d. Future arrangements

e. Transition period

--> 2. Political declaration

a. Non-binding

b. Future trading

c. Vague terms

Irish Issue => Good Friday agreement

London leads in designing computer games; big in media, in general

Service industry takes off at the expense of manufacturing goods

UK issues to consider:

-- Infrastructure

-- Regulatory Issues => Banking moved to Frankfurt & Paris

-- Insurance

-- Funds

-- Certification

-- EU Institutions => 38 Agencies including medical and banking

-- Environment

UK is the 5th largest economy in the world

Investment considerations:

-- Logistic

-- HR

-- Property => Quality + Commute

-- Payroll Tax => Employees + Employers

-- Quality of Life => Cultural + Standard of Life

-- Schools

-- Taxation => Corporate + Indirect + Employment + US/UK tax treaty

-- Reverse charges

-- Capital gain on exit

-- No withholding tax on dividend

-- Transferring pricing

-- Structure investments

-- VAT (or IPT)

-- Custom duties (tariffs)

-- US/UK residency => Global mobility + Exemption

-- Relocation

-- Border restrictions

Cutting taxes would increase growth

Proven many times worldwide

Manufacturing will likely suffer most, but it's not that important in the UK

UK's future is in services

London will continue to prosper

Not so certain for the rest of the country

Banking will probably be the least impacted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39559182)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 6:33 PM
Author: alcoholic violet principal's office

...she (1) took these notes and (2) typed them up for her Facebook friends?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39590758)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 1:54 PM
Author: Sooty contagious philosopher-king

"4 Pillars of Europe:

Goods + Services + Capital + People"

this is the single most neoliberal sentence ever typed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39695587)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 1:55 PM
Author: Big Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39695590)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:24 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40060828)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Major hurdle mid-December & #NWbird was not the person that I needed my partner to be. I finally ended it today.

I'm single again."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39590688)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 6:27 PM
Author:  canary cuckold community account

i cant believe the female jjc is single again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39590739)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 6:37 PM
Author: snowy nudist set boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39590777)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 6:40 PM
Author: Big Corner

Sad one today.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/feb/27/a-dirty-secret-you-can-only-be-a-writer-if-you-can-afford-it?CMP=share_btn_fb&fbclid=IwAR3aAIJiZhWuRDggKct98WSs2MLEEpN2BnSk6IA7uKxxWOmm_TCWwCglfd0

"This is why both of my books are LATE.

It's more urgent that I find a job to cover my dental needs ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39669917)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:30 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40060838)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 6:41 PM
Author: Big Corner

https://www.forbes.com/sites/maggiemcgrath/2020/02/26/introducing-forbes-50-over-50-highlighting-women-shattering-age-and-gender-norms/?fbclid=IwAR1apTm8oXckYWjmTRVA3nz9Vu1eD2efPVFBFQTY2LCb09taJjEVni7UXFU#5d9d04ee1a72

"I missed 30 Under 30, so I'll aim for 50 Over 50.

Coincidentally, spent all night working on my new business cards. Stay tuned...

#goals"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39669920)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 7:02 PM
Author: Salmon indirect expression

Never stop poasting these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39670020)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 7:12 PM
Author:  fantasy-prone tattoo hissy fit

this is what i thought mattered when i was 19 years old i cant imagine in my mid 40s...LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39670055)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 7:21 PM
Author: Big Corner

What's really unbelievable to me is this thread is almost five years old, and has posts that are almost 7 years old, and essentially NOTHING has changed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39670082)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 1:57 PM
Author:  Pink Police Squad

What was she doing with the business cards? How do they possibly take more than 20 min of typing your name and contact, selecting font, and adding logo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39695607)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 12:35 AM
Author: Big Corner

"Last night, 12 activists (including me) wrote 186 postcards urging registered Democrats in Wisconsin to help elect Jill Karofsky, a progressive Judge running against a Trump and Republican-backed opponent.

[Friend's] next postcard party will be on Monday, March 23rd -- Let us know if you'd like to join!

#government #politics"

Oh also she participated in this event with a Vietnamese chick literally named, not flame, Bich-Nga.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39692807)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 12:40 AM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life

So she wrote like 13 postcards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39692815)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 12:48 AM
Author: Big Corner

If that!

https://i.imgur.com/IfBnkOt.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39692836)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 1:57 PM
Author: Sooty contagious philosopher-king

Hello Fellow Voter!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39695609)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 2:15 PM
Author: up-to-no-good pocket flask lettuce

The compulsion to include her Dartmouth ring in every photo fascinates me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39695714)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:58 AM
Author: light titillating gay wizard university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39776374)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:31 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40060843)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: Big Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40070844)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Me: Someone lost their gold ring!

[Friend]: Was it Gollum?

😂🤓😂 Geeky friends are awesomesauce!

#MyPrecious #LordOfTheRings

If you lost this ring at South Street Seaport today, I left it with staff at McNally Jackson."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39695510)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 2:17 PM
Author:  canary cuckold community account

jesus christ i feel bad for her :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39695728)



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Date: March 17th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: Crawly Vigorous Abode French Chef

If only her ring would be lost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39792203)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:04 PM
Author: Big Corner

"I'm aiming to announce my new venture on St. Patrick's Day. 💚😀

Business cards ordered last night. Stay tuned...

#CloverCanalConnect ðŸ€"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39707448)



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Date: March 9th, 2020 11:40 AM
Author: Big Corner

"Fantastic Friday! This afternoon, I met with bestselling author & international keynote speaker (He's given over 500 and works with many Fortune 500 clients) Petr Ludwig. Over two hours, we discussed critical thinking, writing, business, procrastination, purpose, entrepreneurship, mental health, money, friendship, and philanthropy. He autographed a copy of his book (in English -- His book has been translated into more than a dozen other languages (He's Czech, like my favorite novelist, Milan Kundera (The Unbearable Lightness of Being))) for me. 🤓"

[pastes his bio from his website here]

Interesting/cool note: He wears an uncommon silver ring that he made in high school that is very similar to one I bought years ago -- Maybe during high school. It's a square ring with a circular hole."

https://i.imgur.com/nrARr91.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39722366)



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Date: March 10th, 2020 2:37 PM
Author: Big Corner

Naturally, she linked the JJC-bait WSJ article about dating at elite business schools. No comments, sadly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39730231)



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Date: March 10th, 2020 2:41 PM
Author: elite underhanded location clown

jjc ... why don't you get in on this? she's (amazingly) still single!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39730245)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 7:41 AM
Author: elite underhanded location clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40060553)



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Date: March 10th, 2020 2:43 PM
Author: saffron internal respiration

how old is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39730254)



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Date: March 10th, 2020 2:55 PM
Author: Big Corner

Not sure but I'd guess about 45.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39730312)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 3:27 PM
Author: Crawly Vigorous Abode French Chef

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39780802)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 11:21 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Yesterday, I learned that Gotham Grill was closing, now 'The Palm Too, which had been open for nearly 47 years in Midtown East, closed just this week.'

That's where I developed my love of NY steakhouses. So many great nights there, as well as the other locations. I once had a plan to eat in every location in existence."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39775671)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 11:25 PM
Author: Big Corner

"I'm surprised we haven't seen MANY corporate branded masks already. It would be super popular swag??"

https://i.imgur.com/hUpwoOq.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39775703)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:58 AM
Author: snowy nudist set boistinker

She's disgusting in every conceivable way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39776372)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:54 AM
Author: Big Corner

"Emma -- feeling alone at Manhattan, New York.

March 13 at 5:29 PM · Manhattan, New York ·

"Bueller? Bueller?

#DatingProblems

#ForeverAlone (More cheese for me! 😂

Bumble guy I'm chatting with won't see me (first date) until the pandemic is over."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39776349)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 1:00 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39776378)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 1:04 AM
Author: excitant judgmental den

does she get any comments on these sad posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39776414)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 1:22 AM
Author: Big Corner

Besides the standard smattering of likes, a person commented “Omg, my date offers have trickled to a damn stop and I’m pissssed.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39776500)



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Date: March 17th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: Sooty contagious philosopher-king

More cheese for me! 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39791045)



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Date: March 17th, 2020 4:57 PM
Author: excitant judgmental den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39791029)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 2:06 PM
Author: Big Corner

"This week, I made great progress in figuring out how to execute my business book layout *myself* (Relying on several others was an utter disappointment)!!! Finally!!! It was a *massive* hurdle for my writing.

Stay tuned. 🤓"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39808989)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 2:09 PM
Author: Big Corner

"I bought a loaf of bread a few days ago & I don't think I've ever been able to finish one myself before it would mold, so I pushed myself to use it sooner rather than later. The tomatoes @ Whole Foods didn't look great, so I went without.

Toasted whole wheat bread with New York cheddar. Deli-made potato salad that I topped with cranberries (which you'll be seeing a lot of because I have 3 bags in the freezer & they add color to my dishes so easily) & sprinkled with chia seeds. Accompanied by Lovely Break by Kusmi Tea (Not pictured). My first meal of the day @ 7:30pm.

Used my sandwich tray for the first time. Not the pattern I would have chosen but it's 'the best-selling dinnerware pattern in the world, the Old Country Roses pattern is practically synonymous with the name Royal Albert and a long-standing testament to timeless style and elegant craftsmanship.'"

https://i.imgur.com/4YAN3CW.jpg

A friend comments: "You chose a pattern you didn’t like because it’s popular?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39809005)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 2:57 PM
Author: Sooty contagious philosopher-king

underrated detail here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39809357)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 2:14 PM
Author: Big Corner

"I do not feel safe. Especially because I have terrible allergies that make me look sick.

People are illogical & violent."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39809030)



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Date: March 24th, 2020 9:16 PM
Author: alcoholic violet principal's office

*2 days later, takes 24 pics she feels are worth posting while strolling around the biggest city of the country alone*

so unsafe!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39855392)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 10:09 AM
Author: Big Corner

She went exploring an empty Manhattan yesterday, then stocked up on supplies:

https://i.imgur.com/QXh64kB.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/wUa6UgD.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/JE0VBT6.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/XlFyRRb.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/d6m96pZ.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/WOqiYVM.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/qgyy23K.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/DdOMfK3.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39824114)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 10:14 AM
Author: up-to-no-good pocket flask lettuce

8/8 on the Dartmouth ring being included.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39824126)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 10:16 AM
Author: Big Corner

Tbf the original album was about 24 pics and only half of them had The Ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39824133)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Bateful alcoholic halford marketing idea

She should leave the Annie’s mac for ppl with kids. What a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39824138)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 10:26 AM
Author: Sooty contagious philosopher-king

a 45 yo woman whose only cooking skills are Annie Mac

and she obviously considers herself a gourmand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39824164)



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Date: March 24th, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: alcoholic violet principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39855382)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:48 PM
Author: Rambunctious Magenta Rigor Coldplay Fan

She appears to have the diet of a shrew crossed with a six year old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39825627)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 2:01 PM
Author: aromatic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39834033)



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Date: March 24th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: doobsian antidepressant drug

Stop stalking this poor girl already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39855291)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:02 AM
Author: Overrated Place Of Business

it's like the early-mid 1990s Doom videogames but with a birdbrain shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40060596)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:34 PM
Author: 

This thread is incredible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39825501)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 8:08 PM
Author: excitant judgmental den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39828795)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 12:44 PM
Author: excitant judgmental den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39833400)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: up-to-no-good pocket flask lettuce

By the way chuck, time for a second thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39833796)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 8:19 PM
Author: Big Corner

I feel it’s stronger as a single compendium.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39837553)



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Date: March 22nd, 2020 9:09 PM
Author: up-to-no-good pocket flask lettuce

Very well then. My mobile browser shall just have to toil under the weight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39838026)



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Date: March 24th, 2020 9:22 PM
Author: mewling domesticated school cafeteria love of her life

Ms. AZN Megashrews Comedies, Histories, & Tragedies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39855442)



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Date: March 30th, 2020 8:42 PM
Author: excitant judgmental den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39903064)



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Date: April 1st, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: excitant judgmental den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39917244)



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Date: April 1st, 2020 3:23 PM
Author: Big Corner

Surprisingly little recent COVID-posting from her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39917302)



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Date: April 7th, 2020 9:17 PM
Author: Big Corner

New cover photo is exactly what you'd expect:

https://i.imgur.com/P647gmV.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39965050)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 6:27 PM
Author: Navy

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40071998)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 10:45 PM
Author: excitant judgmental den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39973133)



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Date: April 10th, 2020 6:28 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Had the most professionally productive 24 hours since mid-March.

1. Scheduled a call for tomorrow afternoon, in response to an inquiry about publishing my business book.

2. Applied to be an entrepreneurship mentor who may be flown to the MiSK Global Forum in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia the week of October 18th, 2020.

3. Spoke with a recruiter based in London about a Head of PR position for an established cryptocurrency company.

4. Interviewed by [Person + Title] at Harvard University. I spoke about dating online as a person of color, & I might be quoted in the eventual book published in conjunction with Harvard.

5. Continuing to deal with dental needs. Follow-up phone call next week.

6. Responded to a blockchain/VR contact's offer about getting client referrals through her company.

Next (concurrent) big project should be adding a page to my new website to highlight my blockchain & crypto work..."

https://i.imgur.com/NsmR9WP.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39986344)



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Date: April 10th, 2020 7:16 PM
Author: ebony razzmatazz partner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#39986707)



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Date: April 17th, 2020 2:46 PM
Author: wonderful bat shit crazy bawdyhouse

dying at the idea of her mentoring anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40035555)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 3:54 PM
Author: cheese-eating theatre

what the fuck does this person actually do for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40041763)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 5:47 PM
Author: wonderful bat shit crazy bawdyhouse

titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40042342)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:04 AM
Author: Sooty contagious philosopher-king

"I spoke about dating online as a person of color"

cr with the string of successes archived ITT, who wouldn't want her advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40060604)



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Date: April 17th, 2020 2:43 PM
Author: excitant judgmental den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40035534)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 8:55 AM
Author: jet roast beef

This is fascinating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40060722)



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Date: April 21st, 2020 9:37 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40060868)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Planning on watching a movie with the boyfriend during quarantine.

Please suggest a good boyfriend. 🤡"

Fat bald dopey guy responds "I volunteer freely" and gets a Laugh rating in response.

Another friend suggests getting a puppy.

"Ideally comes with BF. I can't take care of one myself."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40070864)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 3:51 PM
Author: excitant judgmental den

This is actually really sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40070963)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:01 PM
Author:  scourge upon the earth

this is just mean at this point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40071039)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:17 PM
Author:  canary cuckold community account

wow :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40071142)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:32 PM
Author: Dun Abnormal Gaping

can you post pics of this chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40071234)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 5:09 PM
Author: Big Corner

I'd rather not, sorry. That would be a bit too much. But let's just say her appearance clashes with what she sees fit to demand from a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40071549)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 5:13 PM
Author: excitant judgmental den

can you share another one of her recent poasts that isn't so sad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40071570)



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Date: April 24th, 2020 2:21 AM
Author: aromatic trailer park

There was link at some point ITT. She's an objective 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40082309)



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Date: April 24th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: Brass hall

https://i.imgur.com/XT1tol9.jpg

her facebook is linked earlier in the thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40082333)



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Date: May 4th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: opaque geriatric



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40149602)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 6:15 PM
Author: Clear yarmulke

we all know who the fat bald dopey guy is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40071903)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 5:30 PM
Author: Big Corner

Emma is feeling motivated.

Yesterday at 3:26 PM ·

Earlier today, [friend] asked her network about erratic productivity levels. I felt that, as someone who has long lulls of marinating her thoughts (which look to others as "doing nothing") before bursts of intense productivity. I'm currently in the execution wave...

Last night, I accepted the invitation to apply to a private Forbes Women group.

This morning, I had a good call with a PR veteran who has been in the industry for over 40 years.

Over Messenger, I caught up with [another friend] to get an update on his book. He's a MUCH faster writer than I am, having already reached 40,000 words.

On LinkedIn, a possible collaborator set-up a call for us tomorrow. Same day, I will call a former colleague from the VR/AR world to discuss her proposal we work together.

Early evening, I will see my Dartmouth Club of New York Board members, including [various people].

Afterwards, it's my first Zoom party with a 7 Sisters group.

Then possibly an online session as a beta tester for a friend of [person] -- Still waiting for email instructions.

Throughout the day, I'll be responding to messages on a handful of platforms. As I explain in my latest Thrive Global article, [title]

How are you staying connected to your professional work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40071662)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 5:51 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40071761)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40071874)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 6:40 PM
Author: Big Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40072090)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 9:21 PM
Author: wonderful bat shit crazy bawdyhouse

healthy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40073042)



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Date: April 24th, 2020 2:23 AM
Author: aromatic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40082316)



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Date: April 23rd, 2020 8:04 PM
Author: Big Corner

"I am done for the day! It's been such a grueling 48 hours that I am too tired to even make ramen in a bowl where you just add boiling water. The only thing I've made today (early afternoon) is a spicy coconut vanilla (yum!!) smoothie with apples & bananas before everything went bad. I've already lost several apples & a potato. Food-wise, I had three mediocre (at best) pre-made sandwiches, & an oatmeal cookie pumped full of preservatives.

Yesterday, I worked 13 hours. Three Zoom calls almost back to back, book-ended by two phone calls.

Today, I started my day with a pleasant two hour business call, followed immediately by a Zoom session with two salespeople who tricked me into a 30 minute sales call."

https://i.imgur.com/lQ7kYiM.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/Lyai284.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/2HeiLQQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40080108)



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Date: April 23rd, 2020 8:07 PM
Author:  scourge upon the earth

charles please stop this and block this woman on facebook. she is clearly mentally deranged and should be pitied more than anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40080130)



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Date: April 23rd, 2020 8:29 PM
Author: startling sick



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40080276)



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Date: April 25th, 2020 6:48 PM
Author: disgusting pontificating

how will bald lawyers be able to pity her if charles doesn’t poast her statuses on xo though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40092986)



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Date: April 24th, 2020 2:18 AM
Author: Bull Headed Appetizing Property Pervert

couldn't finish reading this thread and i don't even have to deal with women. imagine it must have been profoundly depressing for the 3% of poasters who do lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40082304)



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Date: May 20th, 2020 8:17 PM
Author: Frisky yellow digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40245635)



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Date: April 25th, 2020 6:44 PM
Author: Big Corner

"Today was a complete FAILURE in the kitchen. I didn't make -one- thing that was acceptable. Additionally, I burnt my hand with hot oil, & almost cut my self twice with an old knife. Yikes.

Even plating was a disaster. I gave up & had cereal for dinner.

The first attempt at scallion pancake (cut into triangles) weren't thin enough because the raw vegetables kept popping out during the flattening process. The second batch (uncut) was slightly better only because I cooked the scallions to soften them before adding to the dough. Smelled great, but too burnt on the edges.

The donut plate. UGH. I can't even. I was just trying to use up ingredients before they went bad. Apple sauce was way too watery.

Maybe going back to fish tomorrow. Or a bean heavy chili.

Now, I need a snack. A really good snack. 😔"

https://i.imgur.com/KsSwu92.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/9PnHSmu.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/3fGaJ2i.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40092970)



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Date: April 25th, 2020 6:48 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40092988)



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Date: May 4th, 2020 10:00 PM
Author: excitant judgmental den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40149435)



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Date: May 14th, 2020 3:56 PM
Author: Big Corner

"I miss the club!"

https://i.imgur.com/m8uW6DB.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40209550)



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Date: May 20th, 2020 8:18 PM
Author: Frisky yellow digit ratio

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40245640)



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Date: June 2nd, 2020 7:57 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40333053)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:13 PM
Author: Big Corner

Today she shared these "anti-racism resources"

https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1BRlF2_zhNe86SGgHa6-VlBO-QgirITwCTugSfKie5Fs/mobilebasic?fbclid=IwAR31wPXUCYnHsuEhenF446WkRADI1XD_UOwdn6pYk74YsiweX9k90xfutE0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40339177)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:14 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40339184)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:15 PM
Author: Big Corner

"I had a very optimistic post planned at 2:30pm. My morning writing session went well. My friend surprise visited me & treated me to an organic, fair trade iced coffee while I gave him a bag of apples & face masks. The weather was lovely. I picked up fresh fruits & vegetables from Whole Foods -- No line to get in. Had lunch with a lovely view. Found new material for my next presentation. Received a present in the mail. Made new international friends. Started talking to someone on Bumble. Etc. Etc.

I was home by 6pm. Curfew was announced. Then, KA-BLAMO!!! The world outside went (more) NUTS. I feel guilty going to sleep. I'm also afraid of what might happen while I'm sleeping. Someone advised me to stock up on for for NINETY days. I really want to go take photographs. I know I shouldn't."

https://i.imgur.com/HBFSrxF.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40339190)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:16 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40339202)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:27 PM
Author: green really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40339294)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:27 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40339298)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:28 PM
Author: Big Corner

I've been running this thread for *five* years now and I don't understand it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40339302)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: Buff insane cuckoldry

I strongly suspect it involves financial support from her parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40340081)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:41 PM
Author: Citrine Low-t Hairy Legs Indian Lodge

we need a shot of the dartmouth ring foregrounding looted rubble, corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40339401)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:16 PM
Author: Big Corner

LMAO XO will love this:

"I'm usually all about being extra, but there's something soothing about this minimalist design. I like it."

And then linking this post: https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatAreNotAesthetic/photos/a.1540393015972326/3388643704480572/?type=3&theater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40339205)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:28 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40339304)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: Dun Abnormal Gaping



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:33 PM
Author:  scourge upon the earth

lol

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Date: June 3rd, 2020 2:41 PM
Author: Citrine Low-t Hairy Legs Indian Lodge



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Date: June 6th, 2020 10:52 AM
Author: Big Corner

LMAO some bitch trying to go after the megashrew for insufficient wokeness. She linked this video in a recent post:

https://www.facebook.com/lingting.wok/videos/10102249276319300/

Friend 1: "I refuse to be sad about a place when Black people are killed, elderly are pushed to the ground, and students are dragged from cars."

Friend 2: "agree. This is the wrong thing to be sad about in my opinion...I don’t feel sadness for boarded up stores. I feel sadness for black lives lost.

Emma: "I feel sad for both."

Friend 1: "I guess it's different for you. I barely go near most stores in Soho because I have experienced overt racism in the stores. It wears on my soul. I'll always pick humans over things."

Friend 2: "so true. Being followed around stores, believed not to be able to afford things. I don’t care one little bit about those stores.

"Also, Emma, I wanted to go a little deeper into 'feeling sad for both.' I realize I’m getting angrier and angrier after I reread your comment. To me it’s like saying you feel bad for the victim of domestic violence and also the husband for breaking a finger while he bashed her face in. When you feel sad for both, you’re putting the lives of real people on the similar level as the destruction of property. As if black people and property are synonymous. Well guess who had the same feeling? Slave owners."

Emma: "I didn't say I feel sad to the same degree/similar level for both. I am deeply upset by what is happening to people.

But I won't lie & say I'm not sad about other destruction."

Friend 2: "So Emma I want you to know as a prominent Dartmouth alum voice, people listen to you. You say you’re deeply upset by what is happening to “people” but your posts seem to indicate the opposite. Now I believe in cold hard facts (blame MIT and Dartmouth) so I took the time at near midnight this evening to go through your most recent posts (n=25). Out of those 25 posts, 12 were looting-related, 9 were “other” (e.g. future husband posts), 3 were about food, 1 was about anti-racism resources and ZERO expressed any condolences related to George Floyd or any other black persons death.

So please consider if that is the right ratio to express your sadness."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40361900)



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Date: June 6th, 2020 2:26 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy forum boiling water



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Date: June 20th, 2020 11:38 AM
Author: Big Corner

"Confession: One of the first meals I taught myself to cook was pasta. I have never liked cleaning, so I'd make the pasta (properly al dente thanks to proper guidance from my Italian friends in high school) & then add sauce to the same pot after draining out the excess water. I liked this method because it meant one less item to wash, the sauce adhered better, AND more importantly, everything is the same temperature. I'm particular about the temperature of my food & drinks.

Then came Instagram, so I switched to the restaurant style of adding sauce after plating the pasta. I currently don't have a giant fork to make a big spiraling mound.

However, yesterday's dinner was inspired by a friend's rant: For the love of GOD!!! Please don’t serve bare pasta with sauce on top! The purpose is for the pasta to absorb all this yummy flavors and hold the sauce, not to carry it over it’s shoulders and try to look cute. Take your al dente pasta, and add to your sauce which should have been heated separately in a deep skillet, mix in a little pasta water and let the magic happen, finish with a touch of EVOO.

Would you put your clothes on top of your head and say you’re already dressed? Geeezzzz!!

😂😂😂"

https://i.imgur.com/drOA4di.jpg

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Date: July 10th, 2020 8:00 PM
Author: slippery incel

MODS DELETE

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Date: July 13th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: ruddy macaca

LONG LIVE SHREW THREADING

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Date: July 15th, 2020 10:12 PM
Author:  faggot firefighter



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Date: July 15th, 2020 10:30 PM
Author:  faggotry generalized bond

Still dying at the August 7th 2018 poast, several years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#40615326)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 5:42 AM
Author: Brass hall



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Date: September 13th, 2020 5:44 AM
Author: Frisky yellow digit ratio

im gay

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Date: June 7th, 2021 11:19 AM
Author:  balding mad-dog skullcap

Reminder: after rudolph/obeezy outed charles, this thread was sent to the azn megashrew with no censorship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#42586799)



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Date: April 30th, 2022 7:48 PM
Author:  shitlib



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Date: July 10th, 2023 12:33 AM
Author: Cerise organic girlfriend



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Date: July 10th, 2023 12:35 AM
Author:  faggot firefighter

lollercausting HARD ITT

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Date: July 10th, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: Cerise organic girlfriend



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Date: July 10th, 2023 1:43 AM
Author: Unholy messiness

Anyone know her @, need to put a face to all these stories

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Date: July 8th, 2024 7:48 PM
Author: Brass hall

https://www.facebook.com/gothamgreen212

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Date: July 10th, 2023 1:49 AM
Author: Cerise organic girlfriend



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Date: July 9th, 2024 10:31 AM
Author:  wild

She’s like Patrick Bateman if he was an azn megashrew

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Date: September 22nd, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: Unhinged senate codepig

https://about.me/gothamgreen212

Lisa Green Chau

Public Speaker, Social Media Manager, and Writer in Manhattan, New York

Alpha Vert Enterprises offers consulting services in social media strategy, public relations and content marketing. Lisa Chau will help your company increase brand awareness via community management and advocacy programs. She will promote your corporate initiatives via on/offline campaigns. Skilled in writing and editing, she will generate tight copy for your website, using her experience writing for Forbes, Huffington Post and US News & World Report. Her background also includes guest lecturing undergraduates and MBA students at NYU’s New School and Baruch College. Additionally, she taught a seven week course at MIT which covered the use of social media to enhance professional networking.

Lisa is an international marketing and public relations professional with a highly competent, results-oriented attitude and over 8 years of experience in the field, including 5 years of experience in Ivy League administration. She served as an Assistant Director at the Tuck School of Business at Dartmouth College. Versatile qualifications include logistics, social media and finance. She is familiar with Cision, Meltwater and Campaign Monitor.

She has excellent written, verbal and presentation skills with demonstrated competencies in client contact, business development, project management and event planning. She applies her supervisory experience to utilize leadership and build teams that meet/exceed goals.

Lisa holds degrees from:

Wellesley College, AB Economics

Dartmouth College, MA Creative Writing

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* Website: http://AlphaVert.wordpress.com

* Email: AlphaVertEnterprises@gmail.com

* Telephone & Text Message:

(347) 903 - 8378

(347) 903 - VERT

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Date: September 22nd, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: Unhinged senate codepig

http://www.youtube.com/kRWeiM4dT9w

http://www.twitter.com/Lisa03755

http://CloverCanal2020.wordpress.com

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Date: September 22nd, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: Unhinged senate codepig
Subject: 1000!



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: ,...,.,.,.;,.;,.;.,..,.;,...,.,,.,;;.,.;,.,


Crucial lore update: https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770658&mc=31&forum_id=2

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Date: September 8th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Pumonymous

I’ve done some research on her age as this was in doubt earlier in the thread.

Her LinkedIn says she went to Wellesley undergrad and Dartmouth master’s. There is an interview with her from her time as a Dartmouth grad student in which she says she is from NYC:

https://www.dartmouth.edu/library/rauner/archives/oral_history/community/transcripts/Chau_Lisa_Interview.pdf

Her name, with “New York, New York” next to it, is listed in the 1997 Wellesley commencement program:

https://repository.wellesley.edu/_flysystem/fedora/2023-12/WCA_1VC_Commencement_1997.pdf

So if we assume she was around 22 when finishing undergrad, she would have been born around 1975, making her about 50 now and between 40 and 45 in the photos that Charles posted from 2015 to 2020.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#49245554)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: ,...,.,.,.;,.;,.;.,..,.;,...,.,,.,;;.,.;,.,


Also means she'd be in her mid to late 30s while at Dartmouth when she made it a gigantic part of her "personality."

Off the charts mental illness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2879008&forum_id=2),#49246138)