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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: supple blue goal in life



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: well-lubricated stag film

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: supple blue goal in life

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: supple blue goal in life



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: supple blue goal in life



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: supple blue goal in life



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: provocative submissive haunted graveyard



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: supple blue goal in life



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: White Cracking Meetinghouse

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: buff fanboi

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: supple blue goal in life

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: supple blue goal in life



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: supple blue goal in life



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Motley coiffed hall

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: supple blue goal in life

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: supple blue goal in life



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: supple blue goal in life



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: bateful national coldplay fan



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: supple blue goal in life

!!!

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: supple blue goal in life

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: supple blue goal in life

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Sienna old irish cottage twinkling uncleanness

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: supple blue goal in life

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Sienna old irish cottage twinkling uncleanness

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: supple blue goal in life

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: crusty heady forum cuck



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: seedy magenta hairy legs house



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: supple blue goal in life



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: supple blue goal in life



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: hilarious sticky gas station gaping

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: supple blue goal in life

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: pearly infuriating potus step-uncle's house

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: supple blue goal in life

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: supple blue goal in life



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: supple blue goal in life



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: supple blue goal in life



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Onyx cerebral police squad

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: supple blue goal in life

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Tan travel guidebook

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: pearly infuriating potus step-uncle's house

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: supple blue goal in life



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: supple blue goal in life



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: supple blue goal in life



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: supple blue goal in life



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: rusted field

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: supple blue goal in life



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: supple blue goal in life

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: supple blue goal in life

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: provocative submissive haunted graveyard



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: supple blue goal in life



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: supple blue goal in life



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: supple blue goal in life



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: supple blue goal in life



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: supple blue goal in life



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Vibrant Home

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: supple blue goal in life

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: supple blue goal in life



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: supple blue goal in life



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: rusted field



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: supple blue goal in life



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: rusted field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: supple blue goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: supple blue goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: supple blue goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: supple blue goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: supple blue goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: supple blue goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: abusive wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: supple blue goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy theater psychic

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: supple blue goal in life

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy theater psychic

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: supple blue goal in life

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy theater psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: supple blue goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: supple blue goal in life

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy theater psychic

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: supple blue goal in life

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: supple blue goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: supple blue goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: aromatic lime telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: supple blue goal in life

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: supple blue goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: supple blue goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: supple blue goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: supple blue goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: supple blue goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Guy Debord

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49720164)