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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: soul-stirring rough-skinned son of senegal

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
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Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Mauve aphrodisiac station hominid

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Transparent mentally impaired nursing home

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor

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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: idiotic hissy fit corn cake

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: idiotic hissy fit corn cake

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Comical goal in life

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: violet den halford

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: slimy organic girlfriend affirmative action

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: violet den halford

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed gunner codepig

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor

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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: beady-eyed gunner codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: lavender low-t striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Big stain step-uncle's house

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Big stain step-uncle's house

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Big stain step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Big stain step-uncle's house

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: ruddy effete site generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: idiotic hissy fit corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Know-it-all center faggot firefighter

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Know-it-all center faggot firefighter

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Know-it-all center faggot firefighter

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: white maniacal newt legal warrant

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: wine fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49776406)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Emilio Estevez circa 2032



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49911902)