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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
concupiscible impertinent set police squad
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
Filthy lemon stage associate
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
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  03/02/24
...
arousing theater weed whacker
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
Insecure Church Building Potus
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
Filthy lemon stage associate
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Insecure Church Building Potus
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
Filthy lemon stage associate
  03/02/24
lmao
Underhanded ruby useless brakes
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
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  03/03/24
...
Ivory Mind-boggling Elastic Band National
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
autistic chapel
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
concupiscible impertinent set police squad
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
Judgmental Sick Liquid Oxygen Locus
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
concupiscible impertinent set police squad
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
Judgmental Sick Liquid Oxygen Locus
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
Talented Khaki Knife
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
Heady black woman
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
smoky marvelous library turdskin
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
Sapphire violent reading party theater stage
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
jet-lagged principal's office chad
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
Comical mood
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
appetizing rusted native philosopher-king
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
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  03/02/24
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  03/02/24
...
white home roast beef
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
chestnut kitty cat
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
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  03/02/24
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  03/03/24
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  03/11/24
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  03/02/24
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concupiscible impertinent set police squad
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
harsh diverse foreskin house
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
concupiscible impertinent set police squad
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
harsh diverse foreskin house
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
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  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Insecure Church Building Potus
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
concupiscible impertinent set police squad
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
Supple Parlour
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
concupiscible impertinent set police squad
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
sticky bipolar state
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
Tan Incel
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
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  03/02/24
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  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
Sapphire violent reading party theater stage
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
Heady black woman
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
appetizing rusted native philosopher-king
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
Talented Khaki Knife
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
appetizing rusted native philosopher-king
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
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  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
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  03/03/24
"shit"
Comical mood
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
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  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
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  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
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  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
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twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
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  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
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  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
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  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
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  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
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  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
concupiscible impertinent set police squad
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
Maroon laughsome goal in life
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
concupiscible impertinent set police squad
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
Judgmental Sick Liquid Oxygen Locus
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
concupiscible impertinent set police squad
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
autistic chapel
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
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  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
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  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
concupiscible impertinent set police squad
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
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  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
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  03/11/24
...
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  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
Talented Khaki Knife
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
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  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
appetizing rusted native philosopher-king
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
appetizing rusted native philosopher-king
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
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  03/11/24
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  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
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Ivory Mind-boggling Elastic Band National
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
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  03/12/24
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  03/12/24
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  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
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  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
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  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
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  03/13/24
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grizzly slimy private investor
  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
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  03/13/24
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arousing theater weed whacker
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
puce half-breed dilemma
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
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  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
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  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
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  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
Crimson stain plaza
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
Maroon laughsome goal in life
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
grizzly slimy private investor
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
concupiscible impertinent set police squad
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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  03/13/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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Lol’d at your moniker tyft
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  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
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Wishing you the best bro
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: concupiscible impertinent set police squad

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Filthy lemon stage associate

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: free-loading exhilarant queen of the night newt

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: arousing theater weed whacker



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Insecure Church Building Potus

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Filthy lemon stage associate

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Insecure Church Building Potus

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Filthy lemon stage associate

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Underhanded ruby useless brakes

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Electric market

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Ivory Mind-boggling Elastic Band National



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: autistic chapel

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: concupiscible impertinent set police squad

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Judgmental Sick Liquid Oxygen Locus

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: concupiscible impertinent set police squad

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Judgmental Sick Liquid Oxygen Locus

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Talented Khaki Knife

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Heady black woman

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: smoky marvelous library turdskin

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Sapphire violent reading party theater stage

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: jet-lagged principal's office chad

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Comical mood

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: appetizing rusted native philosopher-king

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Vibrant pearl locale factory reset button

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: chestnut kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: white home roast beef



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: chestnut kitty cat

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: white home roast beef

the lack of answer is the answer

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Underhanded ruby useless brakes



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: hairraiser shivering striped hyena piazza



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: emerald bisexual milk lodge

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: concupiscible impertinent set police squad

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: harsh diverse foreskin house

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: concupiscible impertinent set police squad

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: harsh diverse foreskin house

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: boyish violet skinny woman

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Insecure Church Building Potus

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: concupiscible impertinent set police squad

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Supple Parlour

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: concupiscible impertinent set police squad

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: sticky bipolar state

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Tan Incel

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: concupiscible impertinent set police squad

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Citrine Nubile Casino Nowag

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Sapphire violent reading party theater stage

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: Heady black woman

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: appetizing rusted native philosopher-king

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Talented Khaki Knife

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: appetizing rusted native philosopher-king

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Jade adventurous mexican

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Navy ticket booth volcanic crater

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Comical mood

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Indecent titillating keepsake machete

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: Charismatic dingle berry

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: bull headed idea he suggested voyeur

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: charcoal stead mental disorder

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Navy ticket booth volcanic crater

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Disgusting tripping space

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Crimson stain plaza

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: peach 180 step-uncle's house

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Dun macaca rehab

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: concupiscible impertinent set police squad

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Maroon laughsome goal in life

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: concupiscible impertinent set police squad

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Judgmental Sick Liquid Oxygen Locus

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: concupiscible impertinent set police squad

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: autistic chapel

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Navy ticket booth volcanic crater

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: dark histrionic famous landscape painting fortuitous meteor

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: concupiscible impertinent set police squad

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: dark histrionic famous landscape painting fortuitous meteor

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: concupiscible impertinent set police squad

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Copper trip legend den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Talented Khaki Knife

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: garnet contagious feces

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: appetizing rusted native philosopher-king

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: appetizing rusted native philosopher-king

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: jet-lagged principal's office chad

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: garnet contagious feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: dark histrionic famous landscape painting fortuitous meteor

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: hateful rough-skinned mad-dog skullcap

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Ivory Mind-boggling Elastic Band National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47487296)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: concupiscible impertinent set police squad

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Corner Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: curious yellow coffee pot organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: concupiscible impertinent set police squad

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Sapphire violent reading party theater stage

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: puce half-breed dilemma

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: grizzly slimy private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: aqua startled coldplay fan

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: arousing theater weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: puce half-breed dilemma

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: garnet contagious feces

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Cordovan Hairy Legs

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Disgusting tripping space

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Crimson stain plaza

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Maroon laughsome goal in life

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: grizzly slimy private investor

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: concupiscible impertinent set police squad

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Heady black woman

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: maize offensive psychic hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: vigorous jew telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47492214)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Provocative box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47492237)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Copper trip legend den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Bearded Lime Heaven Degenerate

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Sapphire violent reading party theater stage

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: concupiscible impertinent set police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47492131)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: puce half-breed dilemma

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: concupiscible impertinent set police squad

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: claret swashbuckling gaming laptop

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Heady black woman

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: chest-beating brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: concupiscible impertinent set police squad

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: arousing theater weed whacker

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Copper trip legend den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: crystalline new version

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Translucent beady-eyed lay cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47499332)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Exciting Kitchen

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Avocado international law enforcement agency

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Talented Khaki Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47499904)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Crimson stain plaza

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Sadistic Circlehead

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Corner Sweet Tailpipe

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Topaz big travel guidebook

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: aqua startled coldplay fan

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: dark histrionic famous landscape painting fortuitous meteor

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: stimulating twisted location son of senegal

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2),#49545077)