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Who popped the question
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180, congrats! Livestream of ceremony for xo? Just make s...
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i'll even be respectful and mute my phone
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We all need to know. How fat is she?
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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant fat ankles chapel

I've been with her for 8 years now.

We're going to do a courthouse wedding in early December, to maximize tax benefits.

She's going to sell her house, pay off mine and we're both going to retire this next year. This will be her last year of teaching, and my last year of spending half the year away at work in the arctic.

Life is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49308043)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Pink Stubborn Mad-dog Skullcap Den

If you worked harder in your 20s you would be fine. Whatever though best outcome for a 30s mo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49308044)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant fat ankles chapel

She's 46 and I'm 52. Not too shabby since I lost everything in my divorce a little over a decade ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49308058)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: domesticated crotch

Gen X: The Poast

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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2025 10:01 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2025 11:53 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:17 AM
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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:24 AM
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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:50 AM
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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:53 AM
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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant fat ankles chapel



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:35 PM
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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: slap-happy brunch people who are hurt



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: useless chest-beating gaping range



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Date: October 25th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Arousing Lavender Site Filthpig

Who popped the question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49308046)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant fat ankles chapel

I never actually proposed. I just told her over the phone, "so, I bought that ring, we should probably do this before year end."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49308061)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Arousing Lavender Site Filthpig

Alpha and romantic

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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant fat ankles chapel

I emailed her the email of the ring purchase and she replied: "I accept :)"

Second marriages are generally less romantic and more pragmatic. I haven't felt butterflies since my twenties.

Even though it sounds sad, I'm actually really happy and content.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49308247)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: racy property mental disorder

That's sweet but a little bit of effort once in a while goes a long way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49308527)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:01 PM
Author: Maize library

180

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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:27 PM
Author: Talking Rehab Boltzmann



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: provocative liquid oxygen

180

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: Jade adventurous box office double fault



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Apoplectic diverse boiling water whorehouse

expected TSINAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49308050)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Bearded associate



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Awkward dull striped hyena

He and the HOG will be perpetual "fiances" like the black people he disdains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49308193)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Apoplectic diverse boiling water whorehouse



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:09 AM
Author: Bearded associate

Some autist good at searching this shitbort should make a "FAILED TURNING POINTS OF TSINAH'S ENGAGEMENT" thread. Their wedding and babby has been six months away for three years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49308641)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: Marvelous resort nowag

180

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: Jade adventurous box office double fault



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Violent khaki senate

180 congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49308056)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant fat ankles chapel

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49308064)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: Jade adventurous box office double fault



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: green bawdyhouse feces

180, congrats!

Livestream of ceremony for xo? Just make sure it’s not during an EPAH hearing or ragnus job interview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49308062)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant fat ankles chapel

There's not even going to be a ceremony. We're probably just going to have a BBQ and have a few friends over. Far more pragmatic than romantic at our ages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49308069)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: green bawdyhouse feces

Ok fine just turn your ring camera to face the bbq.

Serious congrats - hope things are good all around. Your kids in HS now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49308075)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant fat ankles chapel

I have a freshman and and a junior. I'll be retiring as the older one is graduating and the younger is entering junior year. Both of their college accounts are fully funded. The youngest has eyes on service academies. She was running DII college times as an 8th grader in track, but you just never know what's going to happen to girls bodies as they develop. Her genetics are narrow hips and small boobs. Great for a runner, not great for giving me grandbabies one day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49308244)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: blathering coiffed plaza clown

congrats. and brother, respectfully, she sounds plenty capable of giving you grandchildren. service academies seem like an interesting environment for a woman, too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49308830)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: Jade adventurous box office double fault



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy amethyst garrison

i'll even be respectful and mute my phone

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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: Hideous death wish parlor

Congrats?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49308065)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant fat ankles chapel

She's really excited about the wedding, I'm excited to retire. We keep running the numbers and scenarios and we don't see why we're still working.

I do love her, and she loves me, but it's more about compatibility and compromise. She takes care of me and is really fun to be around.

We're looking forward to traveling in the winter for months once my youngest graduates in two years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49308072)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: green bawdyhouse feces

Can’t really go through something much worse than you did, so she passes the test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49308076)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Apoplectic diverse boiling water whorehouse

this is one of the saddest things ive ever read

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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: racy property mental disorder

As someone happily married for over 20 years, sounds 180 cr to me.

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: wild charismatic bbw set

Do you ever buttfuck her?

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: cerise sweet tailpipe

you need to review the lore tab on the zozo iOS app

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: wild charismatic bbw set

I thought I remembered him saying he did, or at least he had

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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant fat ankles chapel

First date anal. She's my little anal sex turtle. She showed up in her ratchet motorhome.

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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: wild charismatic bbw set

how fat is she? she's just kinda thick, right, and not really fat?

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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant fat ankles chapel

She played D1 college soccer and was the Gatorade soccer player of the year in hs. She has skinny wrists and ankles, but a little bit of a gut. I was once a really good athlete, but nobody would ever guess that looking at me now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49309158)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: hairraiser kitty

Man you got me catching feeling rn with that sweet talk

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: stirring nursing home

Congratulations, brother! Excellent news! So happy for you!

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Grizzly stag film

180, can we get a stance on Palestine?

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Mewling Crusty Station

Laughed out loud but not unreasonable to request

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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant fat ankles chapel

Personally, I don't care about Palestinians or arabs in general, but what Israel is doing and has done is nothing short of evil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49308236)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Maize library



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: slap-happy brunch people who are hurt



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Date: September 30th, 2025 6:50 AM
Author: Boyish arrogant abode turdskin



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Arousing Lavender Site Filthpig

Also is she even overweight anymore

You know you could just put her on ozempic

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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: green bawdyhouse feces

She wasn’t even that big before tbh. His ex is/was fucking hot, so the bar was set extremely high.

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: Sticky stimulating ratface locus

180

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed bonkers national security agency coldplay fan

180 congrats!

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: Spruce elite temple blood rage

180, man, congratulations. That’s an absolute batch of good news all at once. Things falling into place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49308147)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: exciting mother

Congrats!

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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Contagious lettuce

Are you cancer free?

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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant fat ankles chapel

5 years cancer free

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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:30 AM
Author: trip cumskin voyeur

180

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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Contagious lettuce

180

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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: aquamarine sanctuary



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: maniacal sienna partner



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Awkward dull striped hyena

DON'T DO IT.

I'm 100% fucking serious. You fell for it once, don't do this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49308195)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Hideous death wish parlor



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant fat ankles chapel

Meh, if it fails, I'll be fine. She can only get what she brought into the marriage and we have a prenup. If it fails, I'll just move to Thailand and live like a king.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49308240)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Motley national sandwich



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: racy property mental disorder

Congratulations!

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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Talking Rehab Boltzmann

Congrats!

Net worth? I'm getting closer to my net worth exceeding 33x my annual spend, but feel nervous about that being enough to retire.

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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant fat ankles chapel

Combined, roughly 5 mm with free healthcare. It's tough to value inflation adjusted pensions though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49308307)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: laughsome henna elastic band

How did you get to 5mil as an oil rig worker? I'm thinking for me 5mil might also be the retirement number. At that level could live off qqqi and btci

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49308633)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: blathering coiffed plaza clown

in the same vein, is this like 4/1 her/you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49308835)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant fat ankles chapel

I'm worth about 3.5, she's worth about 1.5. We each have million dollar homes with mortgages around 250 each. Homes purchased much cheaper around 2010. She has a teacher's pension of $4,200 a month, my Tax free VA disability check is $4,500. I'm guessing her pension is worth around 1.1mm, and my VA is about 1.5 mm. My 401k is currently around 1.4 mm. I probably have 600K in vehicles, boats, guns, etc. Neither of us have any debt, and we both have free healthcare. Kids college is paid for. I'm sure I'm missing something, but we're fine and can live on the pension income alone. I know I'm just an oilfield worker, but I've averaged about 250-300K a year for the last decade. Certainly not wealthy, but it's afforded me a really good lifestyle.

If anyone can think of a reason why I shouldn't retire, let me know. I get zero satisfaction from working and would be much more fulfilled by enjoying my hobbies. Fat GF will probably substitute teach whenever she feels like it. I'm not sure how we stack up to many other retirees, but I'd imagine we're in the top 10% of all retirees. I'm literally the dumbest poaster to ever contribute here, so I don't know how I ended up with a top 10% outcome.

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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: green bawdyhouse feces

Just do it and live life. The people who are miserable in retirement are those who have no hobbies or are alone. You are neither of these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49309190)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant fat ankles chapel

I agree. People at work think I'm crazy to give up an easy 250K job where we only work half the year. I just tell them that I'm good financially, and I'm ready to start living. The two big issues most people have retiring early is the 10% penalty for 401K/IRA withdrawals and healthcare cost. I have neither of those worries.

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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: laughsome henna elastic band

Do you work days 14on/14off?

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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant fat ankles chapel

Yes, but I also get 3 weeks of PTO a year, so, I actually only end up working about 4.5 months a year

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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Heady parlour pisswyrm

Seems difficult to give up this form of a sinecure at that salary and your gf is presumably accustomed to the living arrangement

But you should retire, congrats

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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant fat ankles chapel

We will have more disposable income in retirement than we currently have, after combining households. Sinecure be damned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49309508)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Exhilarant Swollen Cuck

He's not alone now because his kids are still in school and living under his roof.

The day is quickly coming where this will no longer be the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49309416)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant fat ankles chapel

I have a rich inner life

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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Exhilarant Swollen Cuck

I sure hope so because you get a certain amount of socialization from your work too. That's gonna be gone.

Kids gone, coworkers gone. Just you and your fat wife.

The trouble with retiring early is that you might realize that your lack of productivity is causing problems but you're going to be *extremely* hesitant to go back to work. Because working does in fact suck. And you're not going to want to go back because you're not going to make as much because of dat resume gap.

Not saying you shouldn't quit that oilfield stuff because that doesn't seem like something that a reasonably wealthy aging cancer survivor should be beating himself up with. But I do think you should give a ton of thought as to how you can do things that will maintain a sense of accomplishment. And unless you're going to dive pretty hard into volunteerism, that means work.

IIRC you have an accounting background. Maybe hang a shingle and do tax? The weather is fairly shit from January to April so it's not like you're gonna spend a ton of time outside

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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant fat ankles chapel

I'm never going to work another day in my life.

Between Men's beer league hockey, men's night golf, fishing trips, skiing, apres skiing, and traveling, I don't think I'll want for any more socialization than I already get. My home is on a very social lake where we're basically drinking at the fire/pontooning every evening and playing on jetskis and ski boats all day.

Fat GF and I also have a pretty deep bucket list of things we want to do: Spring training AZ & FL, Kentucky Derby, Fenway, sailing, etc.

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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Hideous death wish parlor

If you’re smart that is not even remotely hard to do during a time period where the stock market 5x’d

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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Hideous death wish parlor

Lmao, tell us more about losing everything

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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Aromatic Bistre Circlehead

Congratulations, Dirte. Come visit in Phoenix in the winter. Oh, if it doesn’t work out Tommy T will be waiting for you in Thailand. You can replicate that first date anal experience.

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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Sick electric organic girlfriend



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: hairraiser kitty



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant fat ankles chapel

Friend, I would love to meet up with you. GF and I were just talking about heading to AZ for some spring training games. Also, my cousin is dating a star on the Diamondbacks, we thought that would be a fun time getting to meet him and catching a game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49309189)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Aromatic Bistre Circlehead

Email me if you come to town. We are usually there in Jan-mid April and a little in Nov-Dec. Moniker@gmail



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant fat ankles chapel

awesome! Got it!

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Date: September 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: concupiscible headpube shrine

We all need to know. How fat is she?

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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: hairraiser kitty

I believe he has referred to her on many an occasion as an "absolute unit"

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Date: September 27th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: blathering coiffed plaza clown



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Date: September 27th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: scarlet area

Can't wait for your swinger arc

How's the sex life? Any kinky stuff? Your stories of getting laid in Hawaii were the best

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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: titillating school stock car

Was that really 8 years ago??!!

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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: sickened white brethren



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: green bawdyhouse feces

:( time flies. Those posts were great reads. And now that woman he tagged on the Maui hotel balcony has been married for 8 years.

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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant fat ankles chapel

Fat GF found the postcard from that trip in my junk drawer and had a lot of questions. I'm never getting rid of that postcard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49309204)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Motley national sandwich

remind us what it says

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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant fat ankles chapel

Something about "Hey! My name is Annie, I'm in room X, your kids are adorable, if you want to hang out, my number is xxx-xxx-xxxx."

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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: blathering coiffed plaza clown



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Motley national sandwich

ah yeah

classic xo

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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: crawly chrome stage

180

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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Odious community account forum



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Date: September 30th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Boyish arrogant abode turdskin

zomg i remember that

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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:15 AM
Author: laughsome henna elastic band

Post pic of fat gf and exwife

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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Sick electric organic girlfriend

Happy for you, brother

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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: swashbuckling personal credit line ladyboy

what's his name??

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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Talented federal dilemma azn

Congrats man. You realize you're going to start spending infinitely more time together once you're both retired? That could change the dynamic quite a bit. Good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49308813)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: hairraiser kitty

How often do you reminisce over fucking her ass within an hour of meeting her?

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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant fat ankles chapel

Not too often. During my Tinder days, it became a common occurrence. I lost a lot of respect for women in general that few years.

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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: blathering coiffed plaza clown

are you just that big of a chad? heavy drinking? a little of both? like how do you even do this

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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant fat ankles chapel

I'm not even attractive. For some reason, I've never struggled with women and have always outrun my coverage. Maybe it's aura, maybe it's confidence, maybe it's just dumb luck, I'm not sure. None of my close friends get it either. I think mostly it's because I'm not a pussy, and I'm not afraid to approach women. Rejection has never phased me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49309513)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: blathering coiffed plaza clown

cr, ty

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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Motley national sandwich

bravo

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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: clear sexy ape marketing idea

how often do you fuck your gf's ass now?

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Date: September 29th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant fat ankles chapel

Rarely. Maybe a couple times a year when we're both really hammered.

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Date: October 1st, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: clear sexy ape marketing idea

how does this even come up? You two get hammered and then she asks your to fuck her ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49317623)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: hairraiser kitty

Your my hero and I am glad you are well. Are you staying in Alaska permanently?

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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Boyish arrogant abode turdskin

congratulations!

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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant fat ankles chapel

Thanks

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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: slap-happy brunch people who are hurt

180

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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: turquoise dragon

Congrats brother, you know where to go for the honeymoon!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49312851)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant fat ankles chapel

For sure! Are you back there, or are you still lawing?

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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: razzle lay

congrats man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2),#49312905)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: insanely creepy fragrant fat ankles chapel

Thank you, brother

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Date: October 1st, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: effete bright school cafeteria

How fat is she really / how bad does her pussy smell

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