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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: pink shaky set affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851221) |
Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM Author: blue box office 3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851229) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM Author: pink shaky set affirmative action You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851237) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM Author: blue box office Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857429) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM Author: Nighttime hilarious church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857978) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: Pungent queen of the night gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851269) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: pink shaky set affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851296) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: Nighttime hilarious church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858174) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: Flesh school party of the first part the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851271) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM Author: Territorial Pocket Flask School Cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852359) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM Author: Nighttime hilarious church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857979) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM Author: 180 Stag Film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM Author: massive senate foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858147) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: massive senate foreskin you forgot the WOC paralegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858148) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM Author: Nighttime hilarious church Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858159) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM Author: Territorial Pocket Flask School Cafeteria https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0
:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week. |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM Author: Nighttime hilarious church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49860161) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM Author: pink shaky set affirmative action Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852210) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM Author: Flesh school party of the first part Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852219) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: pink shaky set affirmative action Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852289) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: Nighttime hilarious church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852293) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM Author: Sable domesticated really tough guy office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852307) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: Fluffy orchestra pit circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852622) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM Author: Territorial Pocket Flask School Cafeteria 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852357) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: Pungent queen of the night gay wizard hell yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852981) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: pink shaky set affirmative action Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.
There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: talented crawly jap What happened to the pallets? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854603) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: pink shaky set affirmative action He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854623) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM Author: Titillating market What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856810) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM Author: pink shaky set affirmative action To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.
Additional facts in my favor : my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM Author: Titillating market How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856911) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM Author: pink shaky set affirmative action To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856950) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM Author: grizzly sadistic state Post your closing argument text (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857030) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM Author: pink shaky set affirmative action Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857095) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM Author: Titillating market I initially read this as “prancing around the house” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857244) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: Nighttime hilarious church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858175) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM Author: grizzly sadistic state How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49859824) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM Author: Titillating market I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM Author: Nighttime hilarious church The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858176) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM Author: Sable domesticated really tough guy office 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856953) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM Author: Pungent queen of the night gay wizard 180. I love forklift cases (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857530) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: adventurous insecure personal credit line incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854604) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: Beady-eyed university skinny woman How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854522) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM Author: Beady-eyed university skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856799) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM Author: diverse lake parlor just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM Author: pink shaky set affirmative action My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857452) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM Author: Titillating market Do you ever think you'll go private? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: pink shaky set affirmative action Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857972) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: Nighttime hilarious church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857974) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM Author: Titillating market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM Author: Nighttime hilarious church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858108) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Comical Business Firm Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858160) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Nighttime hilarious church Shalom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858162) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: massive senate foreskin congrats! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858149) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM Author: Sable domesticated really tough guy office Ginger tea with honey! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858150) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM Author: Nighttime hilarious church 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858156) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: pink shaky set affirmative action Looking forward to this, ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858226) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: Nighttime hilarious church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858227) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Comical Business Firm Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858161) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: Nighttime hilarious church Okay, I lol’d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858173) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM Author: Territorial Pocket Flask School Cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49860163) |