ITT: List of things that "don't work" but actually work
| pale giraffe brethren | 04/15/20 | | hairraiser ticket booth | 04/15/20 | | pale giraffe brethren | 04/16/20 | | heady onyx immigrant | 04/16/20 | | Swashbuckling awkward trust fund | 04/16/20 | | irradiated insecure regret center | 04/16/20 | | Cyan Ape | 04/16/20 | | thriller hunting ground | 04/16/20 | | Boyish Mentally Impaired National Security Agency House | 04/16/20 | | razzle base dingle berry | 11/21/22 | | Cowardly Twinkling Uncleanness | 11/25/22 | | apoplectic home | 12/17/22 | | dashing travel guidebook chad | 12/17/22 | | Provocative Pit | 10/17/23 | | hairraiser ticket booth | 10/17/23 | | Cowardly Twinkling Uncleanness | 08/14/24 | | Cowardly Twinkling Uncleanness | 02/04/23 | | godawful razzmatazz sanctuary | 02/04/23 | | Tripping wonderful hall weed whacker | 02/04/23 | | hairraiser ticket booth | 04/06/23 | | Big-titted round eye | 04/06/23 | | Garnet business firm | 04/06/23 | | Fear-inspiring Market | 08/16/23 | | hairraiser ticket booth | 10/16/23 | | godawful razzmatazz sanctuary | 10/16/23 | | Cowardly Twinkling Uncleanness | 08/14/24 | | fragrant faggot firefighter | 08/14/24 | | Swashbuckling awkward trust fund | 08/14/24 | | Pumonymous | 10/13/25 | | aggressive parlour | 04/16/20 | | Bistre abode | 04/16/20 | | Lime galvanic meetinghouse hairy legs | 04/16/20 | | heady onyx immigrant | 04/16/20 | | at-the-ready heaven windowlicker | 04/16/20 | | dashing travel guidebook chad | 12/17/22 | | dashing travel guidebook chad | 08/16/23 | | Trip Main People Philosopher-king | 04/16/20 | | Smoky aphrodisiac preventive strike dilemma | 04/16/20 | | domesticated offensive background story clown | 12/17/22 | | Lime galvanic meetinghouse hairy legs | 04/16/20 | | Cracking sneaky criminal hissy fit | 11/25/22 | | Ocher glittery gunner wagecucks | 04/16/20 | | Free-loading beady-eyed national ceo | 04/16/20 | | Amethyst Station | 04/16/20 | | fragrant faggot firefighter | 11/21/22 | | mustard range boistinker | 02/04/23 | | Fishy Knife | 04/14/23 | | fragrant faggot firefighter | 08/14/24 | | Light boltzmann | 04/16/20 | | Electric bossy sex offender church building | 04/16/20 | | domesticated offensive background story clown | 12/17/22 | | comical bespoke circlehead roommate | 04/16/20 | | comical bespoke circlehead roommate | 04/16/20 | | Startling Garrison Jap | 04/16/20 | | Diverse chapel | 04/16/20 | | stimulating roast beef principal's office | 04/16/20 | | pale giraffe brethren | 04/16/20 | | Orange insane ladyboy | 04/16/20 | | hairless stain | 11/21/22 | | dashing travel guidebook chad | 12/17/22 | | hairless stain | 08/16/23 | | pale giraffe brethren | 04/16/20 | | irradiated insecure regret center | 04/16/20 | | pale giraffe brethren | 04/16/20 | | Lascivious field | 04/16/20 | | aggressive parlour | 04/16/20 | | Lime galvanic meetinghouse hairy legs | 04/16/20 | | aggressive parlour | 04/16/20 | | Lime galvanic meetinghouse hairy legs | 04/16/20 | | Vengeful adventurous friendly grandma codepig | 04/16/20 | | Light boltzmann | 04/16/20 | | dashing travel guidebook chad | 12/17/22 | | up-to-no-good shrine | 04/16/20 | | useless demanding striped hyena hell | 04/16/20 | | zombie-like lake coffee pot | 11/22/22 | | aggressive parlour | 04/16/20 | | zippy carmine hospital | 04/16/20 | | Hilarious Address Sandwich | 04/16/20 | | Hilarious Address Sandwich | 04/16/20 | | blue medicated mad cow disease brunch | 04/16/20 | | Flatulent Fuchsia Private Investor | 04/16/20 | | blue medicated mad cow disease brunch | 04/16/20 | | Flatulent Fuchsia Private Investor | 04/16/20 | | pale giraffe brethren | 11/21/22 | | Frum Bright Therapy Wrinkle | 11/21/22 | | hairless stain | 11/21/22 | | amber stag film toaster | 11/21/22 | | hairless stain | 11/21/22 | | hairless stain | 11/21/22 | | appetizing abnormal international law enforcement agency plaza | 06/08/23 | | Maroon Parlor Coldplay Fan | 11/21/22 | | hairless stain | 11/22/22 | | Cracking sneaky criminal hissy fit | 11/25/22 | | appetizing abnormal international law enforcement agency plaza | 06/08/23 | | pale giraffe brethren | 11/22/22 | | Garnet business firm | 11/22/22 | | Garnet business firm | 04/06/23 | | pale giraffe brethren | 11/25/22 | | hairless stain | 11/25/22 | | Azure greedy locus cuckoldry | 11/25/22 | | hairless stain | 11/25/22 | | Cowardly Twinkling Uncleanness | 02/04/23 | | pale giraffe brethren | 11/25/22 | | hairless stain | 12/17/22 | | Sepia azn french chef | 12/17/22 | | transparent site kitty cat | 12/17/22 | | amber stag film toaster | 12/17/22 | | slate racy double fault tanning salon | 12/17/22 | | hairless stain | 02/04/23 | | Cowardly Twinkling Uncleanness | 02/04/23 | | Cowardly Twinkling Uncleanness | 08/14/24 | | maniacal laughsome pervert | 04/06/23 | | Saffron property genital piercing | 04/06/23 | | Big-titted round eye | 04/06/23 | | Saffron property genital piercing | 04/06/23 | | Saffron property genital piercing | 04/06/23 | | grizzly exciting partner public bath | 04/06/23 | | Saffron property genital piercing | 04/06/23 | | Saffron property genital piercing | 04/06/23 | | rambunctious institution boiling water | 10/16/23 | | Garnet business firm | 04/06/23 | | Saffron property genital piercing | 04/06/23 | | Big-titted round eye | 04/06/23 | | cerebral gas station place of business | 04/06/23 | | Scarlet Legend Library | 06/07/23 | | Mahogany Native Queen Of The Night | 06/07/23 | | sable odious kitchen | 10/16/23 | | Cowardly Twinkling Uncleanness | 08/14/24 | | Saffron property genital piercing | 04/07/23 | | Saffron property genital piercing | 04/07/23 | | pale giraffe brethren | 04/14/23 | | Saffron property genital piercing | 04/14/23 | | hairraiser ticket booth | 06/07/23 | | Sooty Thirsty Sound Barrier | 06/07/23 | | Sooty Thirsty Sound Barrier | 06/07/23 | | Sooty Thirsty Sound Barrier | 06/07/23 | | Crystalline Mischievous Orchestra Pit Legal Warrant | 06/07/23 | | Cowardly Twinkling Uncleanness | 08/14/24 | | rusted temple filthpig | 06/07/23 | | Walnut exhilarant newt menage | 06/07/23 | | Talented elastic band locale | 06/07/23 | | Talented elastic band locale | 10/16/23 | | Charismatic burgundy stage | 10/17/23 | | marvelous chartreuse mexican marketing idea | 10/16/23 | | Pink bonkers nibblets tattoo | 08/16/23 | | Pink bonkers nibblets tattoo | 08/14/24 | | Turquoise degenerate | 10/16/23 | | abusive tantric volcanic crater theater | 10/17/23 | | domesticated offensive background story clown | 10/16/23 | | Bateful Goal In Life School | 10/17/23 | | hairless stain | 08/14/24 | | Cowardly Twinkling Uncleanness | 08/14/24 | | hairless stain | 08/14/24 | | British Upgrade | 10/13/25 |
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Date: April 15th, 2020 2:24 AM Author: pale giraffe brethren
Fat shaming
Walls
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Date: April 15th, 2020 2:26 AM Author: hairraiser ticket booth
torture
pullout method
prayer
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Date: April 16th, 2020 4:41 PM Author: aggressive parlour
going for it on fourth down
the triple option
doing sales
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Date: April 16th, 2020 4:56 PM Author: useless demanding striped hyena hell
Walking out of the dealership after you make your best deal, just to get another $500 off MSRP on new 2020 Silverados.
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Date: November 21st, 2022 8:01 AM Author: hairless stain
Saturn emulation
Online dating for men with middling phenotypes
Japan’s economy
.380 auto
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4509460&forum_id=2),#45524008)
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Date: November 22nd, 2022 9:44 AM Author: Garnet business firm
Satanism
Occult Magick
Poisoning Shitpits
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4509460&forum_id=2),#45529190) |
Date: November 25th, 2022 9:00 AM Author: hairless stain
Skipping college
Pulling out
Starting a fake hedge fund
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4509460&forum_id=2),#45542429) |
Date: December 17th, 2022 9:46 AM Author: transparent site kitty cat
cheating on gfs/wives
not paying taxes
stealing ~35% of your items in a self-checkout lane for your labor fee
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4509460&forum_id=2),#45646330) |
Date: December 17th, 2022 9:53 AM Author: slate racy double fault tanning salon
cardio
vegetarianism
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4509460&forum_id=2),#45646352) |
Date: April 6th, 2023 10:14 PM Author: maniacal laughsome pervert
10,000 steps a day
flies
getting up at 05:00
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4509460&forum_id=2),#46154740) |
Date: April 6th, 2023 10:29 PM Author: Saffron property genital piercing
Abstinence as a contraceptive method
Tariffs
Occasional tobacco use
The search function on autoadmit
Calling customer service
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4509460&forum_id=2),#46154822) |
Date: April 6th, 2023 10:32 PM Author: Big-titted round eye
white supremacy
sexism
antisemitism
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4509460&forum_id=2),#46154838) |
Date: April 6th, 2023 10:32 PM Author: Saffron property genital piercing
Nofap
Edging
Faking orgasm
Psychodynamic therapy
Ignoring your dental hygiene
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4509460&forum_id=2),#46154839) |
Date: April 6th, 2023 10:37 PM Author: Saffron property genital piercing
Suicide
Terrorism
Marriage
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4509460&forum_id=2),#46154861) |
Date: April 6th, 2023 10:39 PM Author: Garnet business firm
Rife machines
Orgone machines
Rain Dancing
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4509460&forum_id=2),#46154873)
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:39 PM Author: Saffron property genital piercing
Flirting with coworkers
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4509460&forum_id=2),#46154877)
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Date: April 6th, 2023 10:40 PM Author: Big-titted round eye
banning pornography
banning psychiatry
banning usury
executing masturbators
burning witches
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4509460&forum_id=2),#46154882) |
Date: October 16th, 2023 5:18 PM Author: Turquoise degenerate
Propaganda
Censorship
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4509460&forum_id=2),#46943319) |
Date: August 14th, 2024 10:05 PM Author: hairless stain
Smoking to lose weight
Winning an election by Hiding and faking polls
Going to Law School
Choosing something you hate but which makes money as a vocation
Beating women
Beating children
32X Taisen Cable
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4509460&forum_id=2),#47967228) |
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