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How much money did you make this year? ($$$)

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Bateful Keepsake Machete Forum
  12/18/25
710K
excitant associate
  12/18/25
lawyer?
Bateful Keepsake Machete Forum
  12/18/25
yea
excitant associate
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
Bateful Keepsake Machete Forum
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
Costumed underhanded set
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
Aromatic Low-t Factory Reset Button Feces
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
Costumed underhanded set
  12/18/25
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Charcoal Lascivious Twinkling Uncleanness
  12/18/25
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mind-boggling useless brakes
  12/19/25
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Splenetic station knife
  12/19/25
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Stubborn piazza
  12/19/25
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judgmental voyeur toilet seat
  12/20/25
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mauve out-of-control pisswyrm parlor
  12/21/25
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copper toaster gunner
  12/21/25
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hideous rehab antidepressant drug
  12/21/25
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bronze appetizing senate new version
  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
well-lubricated menage corn cake
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
Bateful Keepsake Machete Forum
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
well-lubricated menage corn cake
  12/18/25
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mind-boggling useless brakes
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
Concupiscible Disturbing Partner
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
Provocative Gay Tank Brethren
  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
Concupiscible Disturbing Partner
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
Bateful Keepsake Machete Forum
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
Clear hairless sound barrier whorehouse
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
Concupiscible Disturbing Partner
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
Razzmatazz site kitty
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
Razzmatazz site kitty
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
Razzmatazz site kitty
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
emerald lettuce base
  12/18/25
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excitant associate
  12/18/25
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soul-stirring cheese-eating goal in life
  12/19/25
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Cerise locus
  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
mind-boggling useless brakes
  12/19/25
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Lime french chef
  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
lake indirect expression hairy legs
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
Razzmatazz site kitty
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
lake indirect expression hairy legs
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
Cobalt razzle-dazzle theater stage
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
lake indirect expression hairy legs
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
Racy Light Tanning Salon
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
mind-boggling useless brakes
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
bright multi-colored skinny woman pit
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
mind-boggling useless brakes
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
Crusty adventurous candlestick maker
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
soul-stirring cheese-eating goal in life
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
Aggressive maniacal abode
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
french principal's office party of the first part
  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
emerald lettuce base
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
Cocky motley dragon weed whacker
  12/18/25
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Lemon cumskin
  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
lake indirect expression hairy legs
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
Bateful Keepsake Machete Forum
  12/18/25
I am atty.
lake indirect expression hairy legs
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
Bateful Keepsake Machete Forum
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Razzmatazz site kitty
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
plum flickering people who are hurt depressive
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
plum flickering people who are hurt depressive
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Sadistic Prole Pervert
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
At-the-ready foreskin
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
plum flickering people who are hurt depressive
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
talented bat shit crazy market
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
mind-boggling useless brakes
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
Sadistic Prole Pervert
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
talented bat shit crazy market
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
lake indirect expression hairy legs
  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
talented bat shit crazy market
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
lake indirect expression hairy legs
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
Sadistic Prole Pervert
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
mauve out-of-control pisswyrm parlor
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
lake indirect expression hairy legs
  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
spectacular olive cuck famous landscape painting
  12/22/25
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spectacular olive cuck famous landscape painting
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
spectacular olive cuck famous landscape painting
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
talented bat shit crazy market
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
emerald lettuce base
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
Lemon cumskin
  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
emerald lettuce base
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Stubborn piazza
  12/19/25
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mind-boggling useless brakes
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spectacular olive cuck famous landscape painting
  12/22/25
not enough.
soul-stirring cheese-eating goal in life
  12/18/25
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Comical Roommate
  12/20/25
little under $6M
hot trip nursing home
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
Razzmatazz site kitty
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
Costumed underhanded set
  12/18/25
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Slap-happy immigrant field
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Crusty adventurous candlestick maker
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
hot trip nursing home
  12/19/25
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Submissive home son of senegal
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
hairraiser hyperventilating hall
  12/18/25
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Charcoal Lascivious Twinkling Uncleanness
  12/18/25
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soul-stirring cheese-eating goal in life
  12/18/25
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scarlet liquid oxygen lay
  12/20/25
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hideous rehab antidepressant drug
  12/21/25
-$184K
sinister stock car place of business
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
rose degenerate meetinghouse
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
fishy frum hissy fit hominid
  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
Splenetic station knife
  12/19/25
low-200s
Demanding Ebony Stead Philosopher-king
  12/18/25
0
obsidian awkward newt shitlib
  12/18/25
like 2 million
diverse free-loading crackhouse
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
medicated university juggernaut
  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
Soggy henna blood rage organic girlfriend
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
orchid national security agency
  12/19/25
Shrew'd
Soggy henna blood rage organic girlfriend
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
bronze appetizing senate new version
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
orchid national security agency
  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
Aggressive maniacal abode
  12/19/25
thank you
orchid national security agency
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
glassy heady chapel
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
Exciting carmine sanctuary
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
Laughsome Garrison Really Tough Guy
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
brindle orchestra pit quadroon
  12/19/25
what happened
Splenetic station knife
  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
brindle orchestra pit quadroon
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
Stubborn piazza
  12/19/25
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Bateful Keepsake Machete Forum
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
Tantric codepig
  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
Lime french chef
  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
white plaza cuckoldry
  12/20/25
~$900k
bright multi-colored skinny woman pit
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
filthy bull headed faggotry
  12/19/25
Wow.
Comical Roommate
  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
soul-stirring cheese-eating goal in life
  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
filthy bull headed faggotry
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
soul-stirring cheese-eating goal in life
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
filthy bull headed faggotry
  12/19/25
lol
cruel-hearted stage
  12/19/25
...
soul-stirring cheese-eating goal in life
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
Aggressive maniacal abode
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
Vibrant school cafeteria regret
  12/19/25
...
Aggressive maniacal abode
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
At-the-ready foreskin
  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
Contagious Institution
  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
Useless lodge
  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
Contagious Institution
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
Vibrant school cafeteria regret
  12/21/25
You sound poor
bronze appetizing senate new version
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
scarlet liquid oxygen lay
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
violent office
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
Dark sick church community account
  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
violent office
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
Soggy henna blood rage organic girlfriend
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
violent office
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
excitant associate
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
spectacular olive cuck famous landscape painting
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
violent office
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
hot trip nursing home
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
Dark sick church community account
  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
Comical Roommate
  12/20/25
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Bateful Keepsake Machete Forum
  12/20/25
...
excitant associate
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
judgmental voyeur toilet seat
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
medicated university juggernaut
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
odious peach kitchen
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
odious peach kitchen
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
odious peach kitchen
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
Lilac thriller church building
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
magenta nofapping headpube
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
Lilac thriller church building
  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
Bateful Keepsake Machete Forum
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
lake indirect expression hairy legs
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
Lilac thriller church building
  12/21/25
...
lake indirect expression hairy legs
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
Contagious Institution
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
Cobalt razzle-dazzle theater stage
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
ungodly cruise ship jewess
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
Sadistic Prole Pervert
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
lake indirect expression hairy legs
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
Sadistic Prole Pervert
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
lake indirect expression hairy legs
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
Bateful Keepsake Machete Forum
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
Sadistic Prole Pervert
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
Bateful Keepsake Machete Forum
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
Sadistic Prole Pervert
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
Bateful Keepsake Machete Forum
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
Sadistic Prole Pervert
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
Bateful Keepsake Machete Forum
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
Sadistic Prole Pervert
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
Bateful Keepsake Machete Forum
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
Sadistic Prole Pervert
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
thirsty unholy parlour
  12/21/25
...
copper toaster gunner
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
big-titted swashbuckling fat ankles stag film
  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
Claret Supple Mad Cow Disease Queen Of The Night
  12/21/25
180 last note
talented bat shit crazy market
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
magenta nofapping headpube
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
Sadistic Prole Pervert
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
lake indirect expression hairy legs
  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
Sadistic Prole Pervert
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
Provocative Gay Tank Brethren
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
magenta nofapping headpube
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
Cerebral Lavender Trailer Park Death Wish
  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
sapphire arousing digit ratio
  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
hideous rehab antidepressant drug
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
excitant associate
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
Contagious Institution
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
Cerebral Lavender Trailer Park Death Wish
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
Comical Roommate
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
excitant associate
  12/23/25
cap gains
At-the-ready foreskin
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
excitant associate
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
Comical Roommate
  12/25/25
~$500k
ungodly cruise ship jewess
  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Bateful Keepsake Machete Forum



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: excitant associate

710K

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Bateful Keepsake Machete Forum

lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49519912)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: excitant associate

yea

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Bateful Keepsake Machete Forum

Biglaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49519931)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Costumed underhanded set

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49519915)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Aromatic Low-t Factory Reset Button Feces

Lawyers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520498)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Costumed underhanded set

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Charcoal Lascivious Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520500)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: mind-boggling useless brakes



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Splenetic station knife



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Stubborn piazza



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: judgmental voyeur toilet seat



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: mauve out-of-control pisswyrm parlor



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: copper toaster gunner



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: hideous rehab antidepressant drug



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: bronze appetizing senate new version



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: well-lubricated menage corn cake

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Bateful Keepsake Machete Forum

Trash or legal fees?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: well-lubricated menage corn cake

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: mind-boggling useless brakes



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Concupiscible Disturbing Partner

$130k in shitlaw

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Provocative Gay Tank Brethren

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Concupiscible Disturbing Partner

AssociaTTTe

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Bateful Keepsake Machete Forum

why dont you go solo?

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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Clear hairless sound barrier whorehouse

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible Disturbing Partner

Nigger voicemail$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523830)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz site kitty

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49519948)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Razzmatazz site kitty

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz site kitty

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: emerald lettuce base

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: excitant associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: soul-stirring cheese-eating goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Cerise locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: mind-boggling useless brakes

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: Lime french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522385)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: lake indirect expression hairy legs

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz site kitty

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: lake indirect expression hairy legs

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Cobalt razzle-dazzle theater stage

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: lake indirect expression hairy legs

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Racy Light Tanning Salon

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: mind-boggling useless brakes

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: bright multi-colored skinny woman pit

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: mind-boggling useless brakes

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Crusty adventurous candlestick maker

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: soul-stirring cheese-eating goal in life

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Aggressive maniacal abode

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: french principal's office party of the first part

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: emerald lettuce base

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Cocky motley dragon weed whacker

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Lemon cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520207)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: lake indirect expression hairy legs

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Bateful Keepsake Machete Forum

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: lake indirect expression hairy legs

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Bateful Keepsake Machete Forum

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Razzmatazz site kitty

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: plum flickering people who are hurt depressive

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: plum flickering people who are hurt depressive

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Sadistic Prole Pervert

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: At-the-ready foreskin

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: plum flickering people who are hurt depressive

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: talented bat shit crazy market

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: mind-boggling useless brakes

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Sadistic Prole Pervert

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: talented bat shit crazy market

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: lake indirect expression hairy legs

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: talented bat shit crazy market

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: lake indirect expression hairy legs

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Sadistic Prole Pervert

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: mauve out-of-control pisswyrm parlor

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: lake indirect expression hairy legs

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: spectacular olive cuck famous landscape painting

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: spectacular olive cuck famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: spectacular olive cuck famous landscape painting

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: talented bat shit crazy market

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: emerald lettuce base

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Lemon cumskin

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: emerald lettuce base

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Stubborn piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: mind-boggling useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: spectacular olive cuck famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531594)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring cheese-eating goal in life

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: Comical Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524556)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: hot trip nursing home

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Razzmatazz site kitty

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Costumed underhanded set

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Slap-happy immigrant field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520585)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Crusty adventurous candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520702)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: hot trip nursing home

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Submissive home son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525741)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: hairraiser hyperventilating hall

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Charcoal Lascivious Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520502)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring cheese-eating goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520594)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: scarlet liquid oxygen lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524786)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: hideous rehab antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528564)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: sinister stock car place of business

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: rose degenerate meetinghouse

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: fishy frum hissy fit hominid

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Splenetic station knife

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Demanding Ebony Stead Philosopher-king

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: obsidian awkward newt shitlib

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520555)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: diverse free-loading crackhouse

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: medicated university juggernaut

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Soggy henna blood rage organic girlfriend

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: orchid national security agency

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Soggy henna blood rage organic girlfriend

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: bronze appetizing senate new version

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: orchid national security agency

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: Aggressive maniacal abode

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: orchid national security agency

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: glassy heady chapel

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Exciting carmine sanctuary

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Laughsome Garrison Really Tough Guy

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: brindle orchestra pit quadroon

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Splenetic station knife

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: brindle orchestra pit quadroon

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Stubborn piazza

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Bateful Keepsake Machete Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Tantric codepig

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Lime french chef

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: white plaza cuckoldry

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: bright multi-colored skinny woman pit

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: filthy bull headed faggotry

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Comical Roommate

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: soul-stirring cheese-eating goal in life

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: filthy bull headed faggotry

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523174)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring cheese-eating goal in life

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: filthy bull headed faggotry

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: cruel-hearted stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring cheese-eating goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531645)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Aggressive maniacal abode

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522815)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Vibrant school cafeteria regret

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Aggressive maniacal abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523114)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: At-the-ready foreskin

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523288)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Contagious Institution

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523407)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Useless lodge

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Contagious Institution

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525630)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Vibrant school cafeteria regret

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49529038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: bronze appetizing senate new version

You sound poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523499)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: scarlet liquid oxygen lay

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524790)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: violent office

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523808)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Dark sick church community account

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523866)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: violent office

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523884)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Soggy henna blood rage organic girlfriend

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524660)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: violent office

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525097)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: excitant associate

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525701)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: spectacular olive cuck famous landscape painting

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525737)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: violent office

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49526155)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: hot trip nursing home

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Dark sick church community account

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525050)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Comical Roommate

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Bateful Keepsake Machete Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525129)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: excitant associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525700)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: judgmental voyeur toilet seat

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523890)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: medicated university juggernaut

I paid just under that in taxes this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525732)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: odious peach kitchen

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524680)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: odious peach kitchen

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524683)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: odious peach kitchen

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524686)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Lilac thriller church building

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525770)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: magenta nofapping headpube

How do you get your taxable income lower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525966)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Lilac thriller church building

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49526021)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Bateful Keepsake Machete Forum

Creative but nothing fraud tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49526159)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: lake indirect expression hairy legs

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527453)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Lilac thriller church building

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528026)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: lake indirect expression hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528065)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Contagious Institution

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525872)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Cobalt razzle-dazzle theater stage

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525997)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: ungodly cruise ship jewess

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527285)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Sadistic Prole Pervert

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527322)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: lake indirect expression hairy legs

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527331)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Sadistic Prole Pervert

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527344)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: lake indirect expression hairy legs

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531713)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Bateful Keepsake Machete Forum

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527341)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Sadistic Prole Pervert

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527346)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Bateful Keepsake Machete Forum

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527349)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Sadistic Prole Pervert

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527357)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Bateful Keepsake Machete Forum

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527369)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Sadistic Prole Pervert

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527372)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Bateful Keepsake Machete Forum

are you still pozzed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527430)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Sadistic Prole Pervert

undetectable brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527434)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Bateful Keepsake Machete Forum

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527443)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Sadistic Prole Pervert

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527490)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: thirsty unholy parlour

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527325)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: copper toaster gunner



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: big-titted swashbuckling fat ankles stag film

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527340)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Claret Supple Mad Cow Disease Queen Of The Night

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527544)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: talented bat shit crazy market

180 last note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49532880)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: magenta nofapping headpube

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527645)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Sadistic Prole Pervert

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528240)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: lake indirect expression hairy legs

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528342)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Sadistic Prole Pervert

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528390)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Provocative Gay Tank Brethren

just do discreet affairs bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528356)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: magenta nofapping headpube

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49538515)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Cerebral Lavender Trailer Park Death Wish

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49540547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: sapphire arousing digit ratio

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531487)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: hideous rehab antidepressant drug

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531946)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: excitant associate

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49533223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Contagious Institution

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531986)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Cerebral Lavender Trailer Park Death Wish

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49532876)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Comical Roommate

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49532879)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: excitant associate

whats the other 35%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49533222)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: At-the-ready foreskin

cap gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49539832)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: excitant associate

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49540017)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Comical Roommate

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49540047)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: ungodly cruise ship jewess

~$500k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49538879)