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bat-shit-crazy dragon school cafeteria
  12/18/25
710K
mentally impaired parlour
  12/18/25
lawyer?
bat-shit-crazy dragon school cafeteria
  12/18/25
yea
mentally impaired parlour
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
bat-shit-crazy dragon school cafeteria
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
territorial spot
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
Pink Pisswyrm Fat Ankles
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
territorial spot
  12/18/25
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Motley Senate
  12/18/25
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Adulterous crackhouse
  12/19/25
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Light Toilet Seat
  12/19/25
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Curious theater stage
  12/19/25
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  12/20/25
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bat shit crazy base
  12/21/25
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  12/21/25
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  12/21/25
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silver talented mood degenerate
  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
Titillating legal warrant mad-dog skullcap
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
bat-shit-crazy dragon school cafeteria
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
Titillating legal warrant mad-dog skullcap
  12/18/25
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Adulterous crackhouse
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
Trip mental disorder black woman
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
Irradiated piazza gaming laptop
  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
Trip mental disorder black woman
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
bat-shit-crazy dragon school cafeteria
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
Obsidian step-uncle's house generalized bond
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
Trip mental disorder black woman
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
cyan main people cuck
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
cyan main people cuck
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
cyan main people cuck
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
Concupiscible grizzly psychic incel
  12/18/25
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mentally impaired parlour
  12/18/25
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erotic preventive strike
  12/19/25
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  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
Adulterous crackhouse
  12/19/25
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fighting filthy property hairy legs
  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
spectacular messiness internal respiration
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
cyan main people cuck
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
spectacular messiness internal respiration
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
Demanding useless cruise ship friendly grandma
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
spectacular messiness internal respiration
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
Arousing henna digit ratio heaven
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
Adulterous crackhouse
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
drab box office
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
Adulterous crackhouse
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
Vermilion State Old Irish Cottage
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
erotic preventive strike
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
Canary church building karate
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
marvelous khaki area
  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
Concupiscible grizzly psychic incel
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
Magenta Idiotic Azn Laser Beams
  12/18/25
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aqua razzle-dazzle stag film sneaky criminal
  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
spectacular messiness internal respiration
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
bat-shit-crazy dragon school cafeteria
  12/18/25
I am atty.
spectacular messiness internal respiration
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
bat-shit-crazy dragon school cafeteria
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
cyan main people cuck
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Awkward crawly menage
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Awkward crawly menage
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Internet-worthy Deep Police Squad
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Milky half-breed
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Awkward crawly menage
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
shivering onyx pit
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
Adulterous crackhouse
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
Internet-worthy Deep Police Squad
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
shivering onyx pit
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
spectacular messiness internal respiration
  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
shivering onyx pit
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
spectacular messiness internal respiration
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
Internet-worthy Deep Police Squad
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
bat shit crazy base
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
spectacular messiness internal respiration
  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
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  12/22/25
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heady bbw goyim
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
heady bbw goyim
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
shivering onyx pit
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
Concupiscible grizzly psychic incel
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
aqua razzle-dazzle stag film sneaky criminal
  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
Concupiscible grizzly psychic incel
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Curious theater stage
  12/19/25
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Adulterous crackhouse
  12/19/25
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heady bbw goyim
  12/22/25
not enough.
erotic preventive strike
  12/18/25
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Buck-toothed sound barrier
  12/20/25
little under $6M
lascivious chad national
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
cyan main people cuck
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
territorial spot
  12/18/25
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Vermilion State Old Irish Cottage
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
lascivious chad national
  12/19/25
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alcoholic lodge pozpig
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
Effete confused immigrant
  12/18/25
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Motley Senate
  12/18/25
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erotic preventive strike
  12/18/25
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Exhilarant Set
  12/20/25
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ebony parlor corn cake
  12/21/25
-$184K
purple beady-eyed indian lodge macaca
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
slate space
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
glittery abode codepig
  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
Light Toilet Seat
  12/19/25
low-200s
disrespectful useless brakes
  12/18/25
0
Appetizing flushed theater boistinker
  12/18/25
like 2 million
Floppy Site
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
Wonderful locale jap
  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
Medicated partner mad cow disease
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
zippy casino
  12/19/25
Shrew'd
Medicated partner mad cow disease
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
silver talented mood degenerate
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
zippy casino
  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
Canary church building karate
  12/19/25
thank you
zippy casino
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
Sapphire hot kitchen background story
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
self-absorbed shrine athletic conference
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
sooty party of the first part legend
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
Orchid bateful striped hyena roast beef
  12/19/25
what happened
Light Toilet Seat
  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
Orchid bateful striped hyena roast beef
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
Curious theater stage
  12/19/25
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bat-shit-crazy dragon school cafeteria
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
House-broken Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Roommate
  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
fighting filthy property hairy legs
  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
primrose charismatic national security agency
  12/20/25
~$900k
drab box office
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
Cocky smoky station candlestick maker
  12/19/25
Wow.
Buck-toothed sound barrier
  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
erotic preventive strike
  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
Cocky smoky station candlestick maker
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
erotic preventive strike
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
Cocky smoky station candlestick maker
  12/19/25
lol
Exciting white native
  12/19/25
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erotic preventive strike
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
Canary church building karate
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
bronze field shitlib
  12/19/25
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Canary church building karate
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
Milky half-breed
  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
Metal Cuckold
  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
Pale thriller death wish
  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
Metal Cuckold
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
bronze field shitlib
  12/21/25
You sound poor
silver talented mood degenerate
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
Exhilarant Set
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
multi-colored feces trailer park
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
laughsome godawful lay coffee pot
  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
multi-colored feces trailer park
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
Medicated partner mad cow disease
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
multi-colored feces trailer park
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
mentally impaired parlour
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
heady bbw goyim
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
multi-colored feces trailer park
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
lascivious chad national
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
laughsome godawful lay coffee pot
  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
Buck-toothed sound barrier
  12/20/25
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bat-shit-crazy dragon school cafeteria
  12/20/25
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mentally impaired parlour
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
racy mauve sanctuary
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
Wonderful locale jap
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
adventurous ladyboy juggernaut
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
adventurous ladyboy juggernaut
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
adventurous ladyboy juggernaut
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
Emerald cheese-eating locus jew
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
Garnet Hyperventilating Nowag
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
Emerald cheese-eating locus jew
  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
bat-shit-crazy dragon school cafeteria
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
spectacular messiness internal respiration
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
Emerald cheese-eating locus jew
  12/21/25
...
spectacular messiness internal respiration
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
Metal Cuckold
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
Demanding useless cruise ship friendly grandma
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
massive doctorate
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
Internet-worthy Deep Police Squad
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
spectacular messiness internal respiration
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
Internet-worthy Deep Police Squad
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
spectacular messiness internal respiration
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
bat-shit-crazy dragon school cafeteria
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
Internet-worthy Deep Police Squad
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
bat-shit-crazy dragon school cafeteria
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
Internet-worthy Deep Police Squad
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
bat-shit-crazy dragon school cafeteria
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
Internet-worthy Deep Police Squad
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
bat-shit-crazy dragon school cafeteria
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
Internet-worthy Deep Police Squad
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
bat-shit-crazy dragon school cafeteria
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
Internet-worthy Deep Police Squad
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
Impressive dopamine
  12/21/25
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soul-stirring dun dilemma foreskin
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
Flickering school kitty
  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
chartreuse pungent office
  12/21/25
180 last note
shivering onyx pit
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
Garnet Hyperventilating Nowag
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
Internet-worthy Deep Police Squad
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
spectacular messiness internal respiration
  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
Internet-worthy Deep Police Squad
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
Irradiated piazza gaming laptop
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
Garnet Hyperventilating Nowag
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
Ocher slippery hell stock car
  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
big brass mediation bawdyhouse
  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
ebony parlor corn cake
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
mentally impaired parlour
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
Metal Cuckold
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
Ocher slippery hell stock car
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
Buck-toothed sound barrier
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
mentally impaired parlour
  12/23/25
cap gains
Milky half-breed
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
mentally impaired parlour
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
Buck-toothed sound barrier
  12/25/25
~$500k
massive doctorate
  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy dragon school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49519900)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: mentally impaired parlour

710K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49519904)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy dragon school cafeteria

lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49519912)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: mentally impaired parlour

yea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49519925)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy dragon school cafeteria

Biglaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49519931)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: territorial spot

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49519915)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Pink Pisswyrm Fat Ankles

Lawyers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520498)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: territorial spot

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Motley Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520500)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Adulterous crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522136)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Light Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522234)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Curious theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522244)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: racy mauve sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524723)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: bat shit crazy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528367)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: soul-stirring dun dilemma foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528449)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: ebony parlor corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528567)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: silver talented mood degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531910)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Titillating legal warrant mad-dog skullcap

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49519929)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy dragon school cafeteria

Trash or legal fees?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49519933)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Titillating legal warrant mad-dog skullcap

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520159)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Adulterous crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522139)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Trip mental disorder black woman

$130k in shitlaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49519936)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Irradiated piazza gaming laptop

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49519937)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Trip mental disorder black woman

AssociaTTTe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520075)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy dragon school cafeteria

why dont you go solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Obsidian step-uncle's house generalized bond

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522472)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Trip mental disorder black woman

Nigger voicemail$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523830)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: cyan main people cuck

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49519948)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: cyan main people cuck

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: cyan main people cuck

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Concupiscible grizzly psychic incel

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: mentally impaired parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: erotic preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Provocative Gas Station Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Adulterous crackhouse

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: fighting filthy property hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522385)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: spectacular messiness internal respiration

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: cyan main people cuck

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: spectacular messiness internal respiration

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Demanding useless cruise ship friendly grandma

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: spectacular messiness internal respiration

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Arousing henna digit ratio heaven

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Adulterous crackhouse

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: drab box office

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Adulterous crackhouse

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Vermilion State Old Irish Cottage

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: erotic preventive strike

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Canary church building karate

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: marvelous khaki area

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Concupiscible grizzly psychic incel

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Magenta Idiotic Azn Laser Beams

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: aqua razzle-dazzle stag film sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520207)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: spectacular messiness internal respiration

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy dragon school cafeteria

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: spectacular messiness internal respiration

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy dragon school cafeteria

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: cyan main people cuck

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Awkward crawly menage

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Awkward crawly menage

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Deep Police Squad

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Milky half-breed

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Awkward crawly menage

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: shivering onyx pit

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Adulterous crackhouse

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Deep Police Squad

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: shivering onyx pit

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: spectacular messiness internal respiration

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: shivering onyx pit

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: spectacular messiness internal respiration

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Deep Police Squad

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: bat shit crazy base

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: spectacular messiness internal respiration

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: heady bbw goyim

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: heady bbw goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: heady bbw goyim

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: shivering onyx pit

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Concupiscible grizzly psychic incel

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: aqua razzle-dazzle stag film sneaky criminal

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Concupiscible grizzly psychic incel

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Curious theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Adulterous crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: heady bbw goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531594)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: erotic preventive strike

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: Buck-toothed sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524556)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: lascivious chad national

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: cyan main people cuck

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: territorial spot

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: contagious puce indirect expression garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520585)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Vermilion State Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520702)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: lascivious chad national

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: alcoholic lodge pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525741)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Effete confused immigrant

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Motley Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520502)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: erotic preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520594)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Exhilarant Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524786)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: ebony parlor corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528564)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: purple beady-eyed indian lodge macaca

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: slate space

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: glittery abode codepig

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Light Toilet Seat

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: disrespectful useless brakes

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Appetizing flushed theater boistinker

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520555)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Floppy Site

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Wonderful locale jap

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Medicated partner mad cow disease

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: zippy casino

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Medicated partner mad cow disease

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: silver talented mood degenerate

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: zippy casino

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: Canary church building karate

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: zippy casino

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Sapphire hot kitchen background story

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: self-absorbed shrine athletic conference

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: sooty party of the first part legend

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Orchid bateful striped hyena roast beef

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Light Toilet Seat

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Orchid bateful striped hyena roast beef

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Curious theater stage

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy dragon school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: House-broken Hyperactive Orchestra Pit Roommate

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: fighting filthy property hairy legs

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: primrose charismatic national security agency

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: drab box office

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Cocky smoky station candlestick maker

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Buck-toothed sound barrier

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: erotic preventive strike

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Cocky smoky station candlestick maker

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523174)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: erotic preventive strike

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Cocky smoky station candlestick maker

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Exciting white native

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: erotic preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531645)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Canary church building karate

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522815)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: bronze field shitlib

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Canary church building karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523114)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Milky half-breed

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523288)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Metal Cuckold

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523407)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Pale thriller death wish

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Metal Cuckold

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525630)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: bronze field shitlib

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49529038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: silver talented mood degenerate

You sound poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523499)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Exhilarant Set

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524790)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: multi-colored feces trailer park

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523808)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: laughsome godawful lay coffee pot

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523866)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: multi-colored feces trailer park

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523884)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Medicated partner mad cow disease

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524660)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: multi-colored feces trailer park

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525097)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: mentally impaired parlour

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525701)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: heady bbw goyim

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525737)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: multi-colored feces trailer park

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49526155)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lascivious chad national

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: laughsome godawful lay coffee pot

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525050)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Buck-toothed sound barrier

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy dragon school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525129)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: mentally impaired parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525700)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: racy mauve sanctuary

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523890)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Wonderful locale jap

I paid just under that in taxes this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525732)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: adventurous ladyboy juggernaut

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524680)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: adventurous ladyboy juggernaut

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524683)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: adventurous ladyboy juggernaut

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524686)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Emerald cheese-eating locus jew

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525770)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Garnet Hyperventilating Nowag

How do you get your taxable income lower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525966)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Emerald cheese-eating locus jew

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49526021)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy dragon school cafeteria

Creative but nothing fraud tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49526159)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: spectacular messiness internal respiration

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527453)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Emerald cheese-eating locus jew

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528026)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: spectacular messiness internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528065)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Metal Cuckold

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525872)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Demanding useless cruise ship friendly grandma

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525997)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: massive doctorate

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527285)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Deep Police Squad

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527322)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: spectacular messiness internal respiration

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527331)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Deep Police Squad

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527344)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: spectacular messiness internal respiration

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531713)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy dragon school cafeteria

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527341)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Deep Police Squad

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527346)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy dragon school cafeteria

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527349)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Deep Police Squad

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527357)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy dragon school cafeteria

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527369)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Deep Police Squad

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527372)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy dragon school cafeteria

are you still pozzed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527430)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Deep Police Squad

undetectable brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527434)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy dragon school cafeteria

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527443)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Deep Police Squad

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527490)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Impressive dopamine

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527325)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: soul-stirring dun dilemma foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528452)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Flickering school kitty

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527340)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: chartreuse pungent office

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527544)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: shivering onyx pit

180 last note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49532880)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Garnet Hyperventilating Nowag

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527645)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Deep Police Squad

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528240)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: spectacular messiness internal respiration

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528342)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Deep Police Squad

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528390)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Irradiated piazza gaming laptop

just do discreet affairs bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528356)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Garnet Hyperventilating Nowag

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49538515)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Ocher slippery hell stock car

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49540547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: big brass mediation bawdyhouse

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531487)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: ebony parlor corn cake

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531946)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: mentally impaired parlour

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49533223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Metal Cuckold

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531986)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Ocher slippery hell stock car

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49532876)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Buck-toothed sound barrier

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49532879)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: mentally impaired parlour

whats the other 35%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49533222)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Milky half-breed

cap gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49539832)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: mentally impaired parlour

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49540017)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Buck-toothed sound barrier

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49540047)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: massive doctorate

~$500k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49538879)