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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM Author: Brilliant Titillating Roast Beef Stage https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49565003) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM Author: fluffy codepig they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49565021) |
Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM Author: fluffy codepig this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:
https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20 |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM Author: useless fishy liquid oxygen uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49565020) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM Author: fluffy codepig Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49565022) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM Author: useless fishy liquid oxygen what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49565024) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM Author: fluffy codepig I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49565025) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM Author: Brilliant Titillating Roast Beef Stage Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro. Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth! |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM Author: Brilliant Titillating Roast Beef Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566633) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM Author: fluffy codepig They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566680) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM Author: Brilliant Titillating Roast Beef Stage Tons of blow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566714) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM Author: carmine charismatic native messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566959) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM Author: fluffy codepig After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49565140) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM Author: fantasy-prone walnut therapy lettuce "About this account ... Connected via India Android App" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566641) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM Author: Fear-inspiring excitant trailer park h1b indians would never make this mistake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566643) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM Author: Sooty buck-toothed base this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566656) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM Author: fluffy codepig Do cons still think this doesn't matter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566669) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM Author: Electric Deranged Death Wish School the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566675) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM Author: fluffy codepig (JD, Fordham University) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566684) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: irradiated massive associate mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566729) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM Author: Sooty buck-toothed base succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"
this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw. |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: fluffy codepig gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566694) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: Electric Deranged Death Wish School it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566734) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: fluffy codepig Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: Electric Deranged Death Wish School well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.
does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal? |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: Brilliant Titillating Roast Beef Stage Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566716) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: bateful skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566722) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM Author: Diverse ocher house turdskin This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566732) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: useless fishy liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566761) |