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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Embarrassed To The Bone Nofapping Jew Senate
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
effete contagious antidepressant drug
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
effete contagious antidepressant drug
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
thriller trump supporter
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
effete contagious antidepressant drug
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
thriller trump supporter
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
effete contagious antidepressant drug
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Embarrassed To The Bone Nofapping Jew Senate
  01/05/26
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Embarrassed To The Bone Nofapping Jew Senate
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
effete contagious antidepressant drug
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
Embarrassed To The Bone Nofapping Jew Senate
  01/06/26
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Thirsty jet ceo meetinghouse
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
effete contagious antidepressant drug
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
Buck-toothed pearly deer antler
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
Blathering abnormal goyim
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
Frisky regret
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
effete contagious antidepressant drug
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
ruddy pit
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
effete contagious antidepressant drug
  01/06/26
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provocative nursing home stain
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
Frisky regret
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
effete contagious antidepressant drug
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
ruddy pit
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
effete contagious antidepressant drug
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
ruddy pit
  01/06/26
Lmao
Embarrassed To The Bone Nofapping Jew Senate
  01/06/26
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Filthy National Security Agency
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
poppy selfie tattoo
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thriller trump supporter
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Nofapping Jew Senate

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: effete contagious antidepressant drug

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: effete contagious antidepressant drug

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: thriller trump supporter

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: effete contagious antidepressant drug

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: thriller trump supporter

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: effete contagious antidepressant drug

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Nofapping Jew Senate

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Nofapping Jew Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: effete contagious antidepressant drug

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Nofapping Jew Senate

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Thirsty jet ceo meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: effete contagious antidepressant drug

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Buck-toothed pearly deer antler

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Blathering abnormal goyim

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Frisky regret

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: effete contagious antidepressant drug

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: ruddy pit

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: effete contagious antidepressant drug

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: provocative nursing home stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Frisky regret

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: effete contagious antidepressant drug

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: ruddy pit

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: effete contagious antidepressant drug

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: ruddy pit

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Nofapping Jew Senate

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Filthy National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: poppy selfie tattoo

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: thriller trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2),#49566761)