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sticky trust fund lodge
  06/10/17
Gay abortions: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2042...
obsidian double fault
  06/10/17
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sticky trust fund lodge
  06/10/17
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Free-loading garrison becky
  06/10/17
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Sienna Pit Legend
  06/11/17
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pink swollen parlor prole
  12/16/17
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grizzly tanning salon
  09/17/20
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obsidian double fault
  06/27/23
Retard in MBA class: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
obsidian double fault
  06/10/17
MOAR!
stirring codepig
  06/10/17
I know this is written by a quotemo not evan, but it was pit...
stirring codepig
  06/10/17
sup
milky office water buffalo
  10/02/17
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stirring codepig
  12/22/17
Mario Bros. castle: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
obsidian double fault
  06/10/17
MOAR!
stirring codepig
  06/10/17
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stirring codepig
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stirring codepig
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Comical mad-dog skullcap
  06/10/17
I remember writing it while sitting on the couch, half-aslee...
obsidian double fault
  06/10/17
No offense but You were right.
Sienna Pit Legend
  06/11/17
How dare you
obsidian double fault
  02/02/22
"Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial g...
Cheese-eating Market Azn
  10/26/20
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stirring codepig
  06/10/17
Lmfao Ever thought of trying to get a job at the onion?
Arousing maroon factory reset button
  06/10/17
the onion hasn't done this high level of writing in a decade
stirring codepig
  06/11/17
I'm debating whether they should be longer. Might be lame if...
obsidian double fault
  06/11/17
try it the gay abortion one was a little longer and that ...
stirring codepig
  06/11/17
First Trump parody: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
obsidian double fault
  06/10/17
lol at the prescience of the Trump one
Cobalt mother theater stage
  01/19/20
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Henna shitlib
  01/21/23
evan39 is our orwell
walnut background story partner
  06/10/17
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stirring codepig
  10/30/17
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obsidian double fault
  06/11/17
where's the one about the Irish court procedures?
Deranged Poppy Antidepressant Drug Kitchen
  06/11/17
Tochmae Brannochbaen: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?threa...
obsidian double fault
  06/11/17
God's work. I remember clicking the wiki link actually expe...
Deranged Poppy Antidepressant Drug Kitchen
  06/11/17
yeah that one was good, and also the one about the Koreans w...
stirring codepig
  06/11/17
Chaebong Hyung: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3...
obsidian double fault
  06/11/17
ty
stirring codepig
  06/11/17
German man claims Antarctica http://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
red thriller dysfunction
  06/17/17
The mother of all Trump posts http://www.autoadmit.com/th...
stirring codepig
  06/22/17
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Henna shitlib
  09/12/23
where's the more recent one about the tech industry in Afric...
Well-lubricated Faggotry Party Of The First Part
  06/22/17
Somali and Sudanese engineers http://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
stirring codepig
  06/22/17
ty
Well-lubricated Faggotry Party Of The First Part
  06/22/17
MIT lingustics http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=34...
stirring codepig
  06/22/17
Woman chattering away http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
stirring codepig
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stirring codepig
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topaz stimulating senate
  12/16/17
Retard in business school: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
obsidian double fault
  12/22/17
College dreams come true: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
obsidian double fault
  12/22/17
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obsidian double fault
  04/30/18
You need to write for a living, friend
Maniacal Ticket Booth
  04/30/18
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Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe
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stirring codepig
  06/19/18
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&fo...
stirring codepig
  06/19/18
Holy shit what a goldmine of a thread
cyan hall liquid oxygen
  08/18/18
Even I was surprised at how that one turned out. I remember ...
obsidian double fault
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stirring codepig
  08/18/18
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stirring codepig
  10/19/18
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110344&mc=38&am...
stirring codepig
  10/20/18
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stirring codepig
  12/22/18
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069137&mc=72&am...
stirring codepig
  06/09/19
I love that one. There was another one about how Japanese ar...
obsidian double fault
  06/09/19
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obsidian double fault
  09/24/19
where’s the one about British elections that featured ...
Onyx soggy base queen of the night
  09/24/19
A content machine.
Cheese-eating Market Azn
  09/24/19
amazing
Maniacal Ticket Booth
  09/25/19
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cracking range
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obsidian double fault
  12/31/19
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Maniacal Ticket Booth
  01/19/20
evan could seriously make his own onion/babylonbee website a...
Cobalt mother theater stage
  01/19/20
or shit at least a twitter account
Cobalt mother theater stage
  01/19/20
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4552352&mc=8&...
Maniacal Ticket Booth
  06/05/20
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4558762&mc=36&am...
Maniacal Ticket Booth
  06/12/20
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wonderful zippy box office
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obsidian double fault
  06/29/20
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Maniacal Ticket Booth
  09/17/20
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obsidian double fault
  09/17/20
Evander Holyfield a huge Nirvana fan http://autoadmit.com/t...
bistre nursing home
  09/17/20
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stirring codepig
  10/13/20
Israel-Trinidad peace deal http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
Maniacal Ticket Booth
  10/26/20
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out-of-control rigpig
  12/15/20
Trump mocks fat kid http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
obsidian double fault
  12/15/20
Ty for ur service
flirting deer antler
  12/15/20
Plague doctor: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=45...
obsidian double fault
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obsidian double fault
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Maniacal Ticket Booth
  05/04/21
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obsidian double fault
  05/15/21
Orlando residents discover libraries http://xoxohth.com/thr...
Maniacal Ticket Booth
  08/21/21
Migrants flee images of Portland http://xoxohth.com/thread...
Maniacal Ticket Booth
  08/25/21
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Naked school
  01/14/25
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Submissive abode cuck
  02/18/26
Building collapses in Nigeria http://xoxohth.com/thread.php...
Maniacal Ticket Booth
  09/01/21
Larry Elder Reparations bill http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Maniacal Ticket Booth
  09/07/21
Eating pussy causes cancer: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
obsidian double fault
  09/29/21
Texas death row: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
obsidian double fault
  09/29/21
Obituary mistake: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
obsidian double fault
  09/29/21
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obsidian double fault
  11/11/21
A literal bort treasure. A TREASURE.
Cheese-eating Market Azn
  11/11/21
Sotomayor oral arguments http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Maniacal Ticket Booth
  12/01/21
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Claret mexican
  12/12/21
Marco Rubio household finances http://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Maniacal Ticket Booth
  12/12/21
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obsidian double fault
  12/23/21
Principal spanking cheerleader: https://xoxohth.com/threa...
obsidian double fault
  01/02/22
Fat lady at Cinnabon: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
obsidian double fault
  02/10/22
Negative ad during MPM: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
obsidian double fault
  04/08/22
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Maniacal Ticket Booth
  04/21/22
Why HRC didn’t go to Wisconsin http://xoxohth.com/thr...
Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe
  06/28/22
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Henna shitlib
  09/12/23
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Henna shitlib
  02/19/26
Asian baby's first word is Harvard: http://xoxohth.com/th...
obsidian double fault
  10/08/22
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electric bbw wrinkle
  10/08/22
Donkey Kong Country: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
obsidian double fault
  10/09/22
He's going hard in the paint.
laughsome hunting ground school cafeteria
  10/19/22
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obsidian double fault
  10/19/22
Emmett Till Missile Defense system efficacy questionable htt...
Cobalt mother theater stage
  10/19/22
Freddy Krueger files for unemployment: http://xoxohth.com...
obsidian double fault
  10/24/22
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cocky exciting state old irish cottage
  01/14/25
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Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe
  03/03/26
Therapist learns about our board: http://xoxohth.com/thre...
obsidian double fault
  11/11/22
Buttigieg tops new poll: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
obsidian double fault
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electric bbw wrinkle
  12/06/22
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obsidian double fault
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Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe
  12/28/22
Revised LSAT http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=535153...
Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe
  06/12/23
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Motley lime police squad
  06/12/23
Stockton Rush in Hell: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
obsidian double fault
  06/26/23
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obsidian double fault
  07/15/23
Directional State U http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe
  09/03/23
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obsidian double fault
  09/03/23
Warren Buffett http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398...
Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe
  09/03/23
John Grisham sequel http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe
  09/06/23
¡Yeb!’s parents meet Columba http://xoxohth.com...
Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe
  09/12/23
Burning Man holocaust museum http://www.xoxohth.com/thread....
Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe
  09/14/23
Female birdbrain mentality: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
obsidian double fault
  09/15/23
Teenager steals Chris Christie’s DQ http://www.xoxoht...
Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe
  10/01/23
NATO goes woke: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
obsidian double fault
  10/06/23
Curb Your Enthusiasm S9 E1: The Grocery Store Clerk http://...
Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe
  10/12/23
Frasier reboot: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
obsidian double fault
  10/13/23
Jeff Garlin canned from TV show http://www.xoxohth.com/thre...
Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe
  10/21/23
Toyota trucks: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
obsidian double fault
  11/19/23
Intergalactic NOWAG: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
stirring codepig
  11/30/23
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Claret mexican
  11/30/23
Kissinger in Hell: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
obsidian double fault
  11/30/23
Home Alone: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=49933...
obsidian double fault
  12/06/23
Gore Vidal's stint writing for SHAZAM (DC Comics): http:/...
laughsome hunting ground school cafeteria
  12/06/23
George Costanza goes to Harvard: https://xoxohth.com/thre...
obsidian double fault
  12/18/23
Cave drawings reveal prehistoric "me too" movement...
Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe
  01/15/24
Despacito: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=36492...
obsidian double fault
  01/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Maniacal Ticket Booth
  01/26/24
DOJ sues Apple http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe
  03/22/24
Perfect Strangers: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
obsidian double fault
  04/02/24
Bill Cosby stamps: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
obsidian double fault
  05/27/24
Judge Merchan's Choose Your Own Adventure http://www.xoxoht...
Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe
  06/02/24
Disco Fries book review: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
obsidian double fault
  08/14/24
Secret Service agents: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thr...
obsidian double fault
  08/17/24
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niggerstomper59
  04/25/26
Scholarship addict: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
obsidian double fault
  08/22/24
Kramer likes black women: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
obsidian double fault
  09/20/24
The West Wing: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4...
obsidian double fault
  12/14/24
Steve Winwood's Broccoli: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
obsidian double fault
  12/19/24
Last Sears location: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
obsidian double fault
  12/26/24
Chad fucks an employee at my store: http://xoxohth.com/th...
obsidian double fault
  01/14/25
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Naked school
  01/14/25
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Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe
  01/16/25
Evan has a threesome: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?threa...
obsidian double fault
  01/16/25
Fraud Incorporated: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
obsidian double fault
  01/19/25
Trebuchets http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671...
Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe
  01/28/25
Birdbrain pilot lands on wrong carrier: https://xoxohth.c...
obsidian double fault
  02/09/25
Elon Musk punishes liberals: https://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
obsidian double fault
  02/14/25
Kramer works for DOGE: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thr...
obsidian double fault
  03/01/25
Jurassic Pajeet: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
obsidian double fault
  03/26/25
Colonial shrew: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
obsidian double fault
  04/01/25
Birdbrains love science: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
obsidian double fault
  04/15/25
Trump tariffs: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
obsidian double fault
  04/18/25
Clarence Thomas: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
obsidian double fault
  04/19/25
Pope Francis: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=57...
obsidian double fault
  04/22/25
Invasion of Puerto Rico: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
obsidian double fault
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Female helicopter pilot: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
obsidian double fault
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Cave accident: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
obsidian double fault
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Halloween candy: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
obsidian double fault
  05/03/25
India-Pakistan conflict: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
obsidian double fault
  05/08/25
Angels In The Outfield remake https://www.xoxohth.com/threa...
Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe
  05/28/25
Birdbrain due process: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thr...
obsidian double fault
  06/19/25
Mormon Starbucks: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
obsidian double fault
  09/02/25
Scared straight: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
obsidian double fault
  11/24/25
Birdbrain conference call: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php...
obsidian double fault
  12/29/25
Trump threatens war with Norway over Nobel Peace Prize: htt...
Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe
  01/19/26
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Aromatic Adulterous Really Tough Guy Sound Barrier
  02/18/26
any good ones from the season where he was straight?
Submissive abode cuck
  02/18/26
Newsom identifies with black voters: https://xoxohth.com/...
obsidian double fault
  02/22/26
Chris Rock makes fun of illiterate students: https://xoxo...
obsidian double fault
  03/07/26
Female Air Force pilot: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
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azure disgusting orchestra pit athletic conference
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:08 AM
Author: sticky trust fund lodge



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:10 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

Gay abortions:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2042886&forum_id=2#23142766

Disabled girl on swim team:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2157105&forum_id=2#22531339

Asian chick witnesses terror attack:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999219&forum_id=2#21128872

Fat pride:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129278&forum_id=2#22165891

ARE Reptile:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149541

Congo space program:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2506325&forum_id=2#25128076

Evan's startup:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2304075&forum_id=2#23573866

Putin mocks Obama:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2687211&forum_id=2#26419775

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#33520232)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:13 AM
Author: sticky trust fund lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#33520233)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:23 AM
Author: Free-loading garrison becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#33520238)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 8:16 AM
Author: Sienna Pit Legend



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Date: December 16th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: pink swollen parlor prole



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:28 AM
Author: grizzly tanning salon



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Date: June 27th, 2023 11:13 PM
Author: obsidian double fault



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:25 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

Retard in MBA class:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3626933&mc=33&forum_id=2#33399344

Texas death row:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3593745&forum_id=2#33146892

British election:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3641098&mc=102&forum_id=2#33508074

Robby Mook:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3480470&mc=39&forum_id=2#32292834

Travel ban:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512718&mc=83&forum_id=2#32527570

Evan the rock star:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3519255&forum_id=2#32575371

Jew lawyer's online world:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3324512&forum_id=2#31325990

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:29 AM
Author: stirring codepig

MOAR!

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: stirring codepig

I know this is written by a quotemo not evan, but it was pitch perfect and *about* evan so I'm just going to leave this here for safe keeping:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2958598&mc=106&forum_id=2#28519375

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Date: October 2nd, 2017 5:08 AM
Author: milky office water buffalo

sup

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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:46 AM
Author: stirring codepig



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

Mario Bros. castle:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496815&forum_id=2#32412765

Trump the genius:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3416500&forum_id=2#33170908

Indian spelling bee:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3514430&forum_id=2#32537245

Pee Wee Herman:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3525851&forum_id=2#32620138

Sonya Sotomayor:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2555255&forum_id=2#25470344

Milk too spicy:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1941958&forum_id=2#25080667

Rubio is broke:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885866&forum_id=2#27937011

Suze Orman:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210128

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:40 AM
Author: stirring codepig

MOAR!

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Date: June 10th, 2017 12:08 PM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:50 PM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: Comical mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#33522786)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: obsidian double fault

I remember writing it while sitting on the couch, half-asleep. Didn't even think it was that good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#33522789)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 8:17 AM
Author: Sienna Pit Legend

No offense but You were right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#33526747)



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Date: February 2nd, 2022 7:49 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#43891403)



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Date: October 26th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Market Azn

"Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.

"I told ya over and over to check your FICO score and keep track of the credit card debt. But did ya listen? No! And now we're all payin' for it, and we'll be payin' for it for years to come," she said. "God, I need to eat some pussy," she added."

Unbelievable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#41189660)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: stirring codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#33520918)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: Arousing maroon factory reset button

Lmfao

Ever thought of trying to get a job at the onion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#33522689)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: stirring codepig

the onion hasn't done this high level of writing in a decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#33526163)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

I'm debating whether they should be longer. Might be lame if I made them too long and complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#33526172)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: stirring codepig

try it

the gay abortion one was a little longer and that worked great

I suspect you will know perfectly what the right timing is and how not to overplay an idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#33526182)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: obsidian double fault

First Trump parody:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

Lawyer starts pest control business:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2149290&forum_id=2#22343296

Rachel Jeantel scholarship:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3004268&forum_id=2#28863714

Japanese lawyers:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628804&forum_id=2#33413603

Obama's Kenyan relatives:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1427&forum_id=2#9339

Prole wins F-16 jet:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3455565&forum_id=2#32108956

KKK on Eric Garner:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2747319&forum_id=2#26860768

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#33523238)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:24 AM
Author: Cobalt mother theater stage

lol at the prescience of the Trump one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#39454027)



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Date: January 21st, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Henna shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#45821589)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: walnut background story partner

evan39 is our orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#33523254)



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Date: October 30th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: stirring codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#34563055)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:06 AM
Author: obsidian double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#33526156)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: Deranged Poppy Antidepressant Drug Kitchen

where's the one about the Irish court procedures?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#33526167)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

Tochmae Brannochbaen:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2817166&forum_id=2#27386985

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#33526176)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Deranged Poppy Antidepressant Drug Kitchen

God's work. I remember clicking the wiki link actually expecting to find more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#33526180)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: stirring codepig

yeah that one was good, and also the one about the Koreans who don't do military service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#33526177)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:12 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

Chaebong Hyung:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439099&forum_id=2#31981964

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#33526185)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: stirring codepig

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#33526194)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: red thriller dysfunction

German man claims Antarctica

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649819&mc=13&forum_id=2#33579075

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#33579719)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: stirring codepig

The mother of all Trump posts

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3450395&mc=65&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#33618173)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: Henna shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#46787896)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Faggotry Party Of The First Part

where's the more recent one about the tech industry in Africa?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#33618206)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: stirring codepig

Somali and Sudanese engineers

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512718&mc=96&forum_id=2#32527570

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#33618251)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Faggotry Party Of The First Part

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#33618274)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: stirring codepig

MIT lingustics

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451372&mc=37&forum_id=2#33532430

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#33618571)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:51 PM
Author: stirring codepig

Woman chattering away

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3692291&mc=140&forum_id=2#33915688

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#34428616)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: stirring codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#34917179)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: topaz stimulating senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#34934416)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:47 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

Retard in business school:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3626933&mc=33&forum_id=2#33399344

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#34981652)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

College dreams come true:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604840&mc=91&forum_id=2#33232401

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#34981676)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: obsidian double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#35948254)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:47 AM
Author: Maniacal Ticket Booth

You need to write for a living, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#35948376)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 4:27 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#35948443)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: stirring codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#36270560)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: stirring codepig

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#36270559)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: cyan hall liquid oxygen

Holy shit what a goldmine of a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#36640771)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 4:35 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

Even I was surprised at how that one turned out. I remember writing it back in 2011, thinking it was a ridiculous idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#39453962)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: stirring codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#36640736)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: stirring codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#37059384)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: stirring codepig

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110344&mc=38&forum_id=2#37055876

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#37060584)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: stirring codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#37455246)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 8:19 AM
Author: stirring codepig

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069137&mc=72&forum_id=2#29368429

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#38361699)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 8:20 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

I love that one. There was another one about how Japanese are constantly trying to "save face" but I can't find it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#38361701)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 9:46 AM
Author: obsidian double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#38877548)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 10:50 AM
Author: Onyx soggy base queen of the night

where’s the one about British elections that featured a character named “Thomas Crappington”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#38877869)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 10:52 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Market Azn

A content machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#38877885)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 8:30 AM
Author: Maniacal Ticket Booth

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#38882590)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 2:35 AM
Author: cracking range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#38882229)



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Date: December 31st, 2019 11:43 AM
Author: obsidian double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#39355241)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 3:07 AM
Author: Maniacal Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#39453912)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:19 AM
Author: Cobalt mother theater stage

evan could seriously make his own onion/babylonbee website and get a fair amount of click-based revenue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#39454024)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:20 AM
Author: Cobalt mother theater stage

or shit at least a twitter account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#39454025)



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Date: June 5th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: Maniacal Ticket Booth

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4552352&mc=8&forum_id=2#40352249

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#40352316)



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Date: June 12th, 2020 8:17 PM
Author: Maniacal Ticket Booth

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4558762&mc=36&forum_id=2#40403074

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#40406548)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: wonderful zippy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#41552992)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: obsidian double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#40515320)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:18 AM
Author: Maniacal Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#40933690)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:51 AM
Author: obsidian double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#40933705)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 5:40 AM
Author: bistre nursing home

Evander Holyfield a huge Nirvana fan

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623583&mc=17&forum_id=2#40911763

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#40933741)



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Date: October 13th, 2020 11:25 AM
Author: stirring codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#41102650)



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Date: October 26th, 2020 11:22 AM
Author: Maniacal Ticket Booth

Israel-Trinidad peace deal

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4661189&mc=14&forum_id=2#41183268

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#41189584)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:07 PM
Author: out-of-control rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#41552844)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: obsidian double fault

Trump mocks fat kid

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539072&forum_id=2#40249064

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#41552834)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: flirting deer antler

Ty for ur service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#41552905)



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Date: February 10th, 2021 10:10 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

Plague doctor:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4565172&forum_id=2#40455243

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#41919736)



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Date: March 10th, 2021 7:02 PM
Author: obsidian double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#42082175)



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Date: May 4th, 2021 10:32 AM
Author: Maniacal Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#42398184)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 5:14 AM
Author: obsidian double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#42465406)



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Date: August 21st, 2021 9:36 AM
Author: Maniacal Ticket Booth

Orlando residents discover libraries

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4904388&mc=16&forum_id=2#42985238

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#42985440)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: Maniacal Ticket Booth

Migrants flee images of Portland

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4905653&mc=59&forum_id=2#43000245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#43004999)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:25 AM
Author: Naked school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#48551479)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Submissive abode cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#49679520)



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Date: September 1st, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: Maniacal Ticket Booth

Building collapses in Nigeria

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4912039&mc=8&forum_id=2#43044616

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#43045312)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 1:01 PM
Author: Maniacal Ticket Booth

Larry Elder Reparations bill

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4915948&mc=10&forum_id=2#43075881

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#43076299)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: obsidian double fault

Eating pussy causes cancer:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653845&mc=18&forum_id=2#33607236

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#43195878)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 12:38 PM
Author: obsidian double fault

Texas death row:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3593745&mc=80&forum_id=2#33146892

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#43195939)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: obsidian double fault

Obituary mistake:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276120&mc=30&forum_id=2#38220321

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#43196437)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: obsidian double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#43426781)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 6:42 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Market Azn

A literal bort treasure. A TREASURE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#43426815)



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Date: December 1st, 2021 9:42 PM
Author: Maniacal Ticket Booth

Sotomayor oral arguments

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4976532&mc=25&forum_id=2#43540045

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#43542932)



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Date: December 12th, 2021 9:45 AM
Author: Claret mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#43596380)



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Date: December 12th, 2021 9:41 AM
Author: Maniacal Ticket Booth

Marco Rubio household finances

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885866&forum_id=2#27937011

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#43596369)



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Date: December 23rd, 2021 3:26 PM
Author: obsidian double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#43664491)



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Date: January 2nd, 2022 11:13 PM
Author: obsidian double fault

Principal spanking cheerleader:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4998014&mc=18&forum_id=2#43709431

Tommy Turdskin:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4998101&mc=18&forum_id=2#43709973

Jeff Garlin got fired:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4986215&mc=79&forum_id=2#43619211

House of Evan:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&mc=32&forum_id=2#33453710

Technology in urban schools:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4597766&mc=26&forum_id=2#41771905

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#43719419)



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Date: February 10th, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: obsidian double fault

Fat lady at Cinnabon:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5028980&mc=9&forum_id=2#43945962

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#43946102)



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Date: April 8th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

Negative ad during MPM:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4991936&mc=33&forum_id=2#43662502

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#44301829)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: Maniacal Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#44377769)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 4:35 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe

Why HRC didn’t go to Wisconsin

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5141308&mc=9&forum_id=2#44757342

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#44757593)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: Henna shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#46787892)



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Date: February 19th, 2026 12:52 AM
Author: Henna shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#49679564)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 6:46 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

Asian baby's first word is Harvard:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939572&mc=73&forum_id=2#20607250

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#45299234)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 6:46 AM
Author: electric bbw wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#45299235)



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Date: October 9th, 2022 4:27 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

Donkey Kong Country:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4381378&mc=42&forum_id=2#45294157

Gore Vidal comics:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5208431&mc=13&forum_id=2#45301885

Ukraine shrews:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207186&mc=38&forum_id=2#45293401

Biden nuclear war:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207418&mc=27&forum_id=2#45293499

Emmett Till missile system:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5215267&mc=10&forum_id=2#45355000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#45303375)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:36 AM
Author: laughsome hunting ground school cafeteria

He's going hard in the paint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#45355046)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:34 AM
Author: obsidian double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#45355031)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:35 AM
Author: Cobalt mother theater stage

Emmett Till Missile Defense system efficacy questionable http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5215267&forum_id=2#45355000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#45355039)



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Date: October 24th, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

Freddy Krueger files for unemployment:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4880925&mc=30&forum_id=2#42805242

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#45380393)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 5:19 AM
Author: cocky exciting state old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#48551569)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#49713693)



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Date: November 11th, 2022 11:00 PM
Author: obsidian double fault

Therapist learns about our board:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5009500&mc=76&forum_id=2#43801845

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#45480742)



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Date: November 25th, 2022 1:07 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

Buttigieg tops new poll:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5178444&mc=57&forum_id=2#45056415

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#45542107)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 6:38 AM
Author: electric bbw wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#45592426)



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Date: December 25th, 2022 1:01 AM
Author: obsidian double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#45689672)



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Date: December 28th, 2022 12:58 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#45704179)



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Date: June 12th, 2023 2:01 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe

Revised LSAT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351532&mc=47&forum_id=2#46397780

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#46417143)



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Date: June 12th, 2023 2:21 AM
Author: Motley lime police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#46417156)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 4:03 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

Stockton Rush in Hell:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363054&forum_id=2#46473970

John King talking about Evan and Boom:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5229937&mc=23&forum_id=2#45459487

Whites are the master race:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5364174&mc=11&forum_id=2#46482355

New shopping app:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3730375&mc=32&forum_id=2#34200696

Founding Fathers:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5314839&mc=34&forum_id=2#46112141

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#46473984)



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Date: July 15th, 2023 12:02 AM
Author: obsidian double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#46549529)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe

Directional State U

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301214&mc=123&forum_id=2#24174904

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#46750143)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 5:31 PM
Author: obsidian double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#46750922)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 5:59 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe

Warren Buffett

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398871&mc=26&forum_id=2#46749329

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#46751002)



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Date: September 6th, 2023 2:01 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe

John Grisham sequel

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5400618&mc=7&forum_id=2#46761141

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#46761237)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:55 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe

¡Yeb!’s parents meet Columba

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5404572&mc=12&forum_id=2#46787677

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#46787884)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 10:49 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe

Burning Man holocaust museum

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5399050&mc=10&forum_id=2#46769358

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#46795853)



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Date: September 15th, 2023 8:22 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

Female birdbrain mentality:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5405095&mc=52&forum_id=2#46791535

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#46799978)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 4:17 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe

Teenager steals Chris Christie’s DQ

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416563&mc=12&forum_id=2#46867706

Gavin Newsom appoints a senator

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416529&mc=5&forum_id=2#46867607

Lonely lawyer sued for taking Olive Garden's "When you're here, you're family"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416518&mc=4&forum_id=2#46867645



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#46867817)



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Date: October 6th, 2023 7:06 PM
Author: obsidian double fault

NATO goes woke:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5216107&forum_id=2#45360769

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#46894871)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 4:15 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe

Curb Your Enthusiasm S9 E1: The Grocery Store Clerk

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3552621&mc=95&forum_id=2#32825680

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#46923177)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 3:22 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

Frasier reboot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021381&mc=71&forum_id=2#36391706

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#46928716)



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Date: October 21st, 2023 3:07 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe

Jeff Garlin canned from TV show

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4986215&mc=82&forum_id=2#43619211

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#46963933)



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Date: November 19th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: obsidian double fault

Toyota trucks:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5353893&mc=24&forum_id=2#46413645

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#47075938)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 10:05 PM
Author: stirring codepig

Intergalactic NOWAG:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2533244&mc=25&forum_id=2#25307364

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#47118971)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 10:07 PM
Author: Claret mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#47118982)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 11:29 PM
Author: obsidian double fault

Kissinger in Hell:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5452447&mc=9&forum_id=2#47115612

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#47119285)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 8:27 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

Home Alone:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993393&mc=42&forum_id=2#43673975

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#47138811)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 8:29 AM
Author: laughsome hunting ground school cafeteria

Gore Vidal's stint writing for SHAZAM (DC Comics):

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5208431&forum_id=2#45301885

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#47138821)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:14 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

George Costanza goes to Harvard:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5471194&mc=21&forum_id=2#47269646

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#47183791)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 3:29 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe

Cave drawings reveal prehistoric "me too" movement

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475552&mc=15&forum_id=2#47285301

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#47288790)



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Date: January 22nd, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

Despacito:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649296&mc=27&forum_id=2#33570800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#47316607)



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Date: January 26th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: Maniacal Ticket Booth

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=7&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#47334134)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe

DOJ sues Apple

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507578&mc=15&forum_id=2#47516823

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#47517084)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 5:58 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

Perfect Strangers:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5069522&mc=15&forum_id=2#46374106

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#47547603)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 8:55 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

Bill Cosby stamps:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533096&mc=2&forum_id=2#47694613

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#47694636)



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Date: June 2nd, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe

Judge Merchan's Choose Your Own Adventure

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5535791&mc=3&forum_id=2#47712509

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#47712630)



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Date: August 14th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: obsidian double fault

Disco Fries book review:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5575674&forum_id=2#47963986

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#47966302)



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Date: August 17th, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: obsidian double fault

Secret Service agents:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5555614&mc=16&forum_id=2#47974960

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#47976893)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 9:21 PM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#49843136)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: obsidian double fault

Scholarship addict:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5580539&mc=15&forum_id=2#47991617

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#47996531)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

Kramer likes black women:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=3&forum_id=2#48111856

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#48111902)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 8:13 PM
Author: obsidian double fault

The West Wing:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4951339&mc=11&forum_id=2#48449167

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#48449228)



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Date: December 19th, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: obsidian double fault

Steve Winwood's Broccoli:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5651756&mc=13&forum_id=2#48466651

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#48467739)



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Date: December 26th, 2024 11:15 PM
Author: obsidian double fault

Last Sears location:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5653619&mc=11&forum_id=2#48480858

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#48490398)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:23 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

Chad fucks an employee at my store:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663590&mc=6&forum_id=2#48551450

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#48551475)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:25 AM
Author: Naked school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#48551477)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#48556988)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

Evan has a threesome:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663664&mc=24&forum_id=2#48554120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#48556939)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 2:51 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

Fraud Incorporated:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665645&mc=5&forum_id=2#48564772

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#48564822)



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Date: January 28th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe

Trebuchets

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671576&mc=11&forum_id=2#48596799

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#48599922)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

Birdbrain pilot lands on wrong carrier:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5016607&mc=24&forum_id=2#48638129

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#48638144)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: obsidian double fault

Elon Musk punishes liberals:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5681083&mc=5&forum_id=2#48661859

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#48661875)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: obsidian double fault

Kramer works for DOGE:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099&mc=6&forum_id=2#48706547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#48706553)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 12:14 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

Jurassic Pajeet:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699406&mc=6&forum_id=2#48779796

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#48782712)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: obsidian double fault

Colonial shrew:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702438&mc=18&forum_id=2#48798134

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#48805077)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: obsidian double fault

Birdbrains love science:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5710720&mc=18&forum_id=2#48848214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#48851327)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

Trump tariffs:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711423&mc=19&forum_id=2#48851886

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#48859653)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: obsidian double fault

Clarence Thomas:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713269&mc=17&forum_id=2#48863371

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#48863379)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

Pope Francis:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713790&mc=42&forum_id=2#48865884

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#48869849)



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Date: April 24th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

Invasion of Puerto Rico:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714331&mc=19&forum_id=2#48872876

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#48876095)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: obsidian double fault

Female helicopter pilot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717188&mc=54&forum_id=2#48885711

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#48885819)



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Date: April 30th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

Cave accident:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717928&mc=17&forum_id=2#48889635

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#48892585)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: obsidian double fault

Halloween candy:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4669574&mc=36&forum_id=2#41241759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#48902188)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: obsidian double fault

India-Pakistan conflict:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5721401&mc=27&forum_id=2#48910213

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#48915918)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe

Angels In The Outfield remake

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730413&mc=9&forum_id=2#48966493

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#48966809)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: obsidian double fault

Birdbrain due process:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736688&mc=22&forum_id=2#49010355

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#49033584)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: obsidian double fault

Mormon Starbucks:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767336&mc=11&forum_id=2#49220754

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#49232502)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:17 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

Scared straight:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4367589&mc=39&forum_id=2#46591448

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#49455444)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 3:28 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

Birdbrain conference call:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692786&mc=31&forum_id=2#49543826

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#49546540)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 3:40 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Aquamarine Giraffe

Trump threatens war with Norway over Nobel Peace Prize:

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823780&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#49600388)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: Aromatic Adulterous Really Tough Guy Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#49679497)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Submissive abode cuck

any good ones from the season where he was straight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#49679519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: obsidian double fault

Newsom identifies with black voters:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837370&mc=5&forum_id=2#49687951

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#49687964)



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Date: March 7th, 2026 1:17 AM
Author: obsidian double fault

Chris Rock makes fun of illiterate students:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836024&mc=63&forum_id=2#49679646

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#49722791)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: obsidian double fault

Female Air Force pilot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844858&mc=24&forum_id=2#49738780

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#49738785)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: obsidian double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#49790656)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:41 AM
Author: azure disgusting orchestra pit athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2),#49790657)