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How much money did you make this year? ($$$)

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aqua exhilarant stage
  12/18/25
710K
Orchid Space Partner
  12/18/25
lawyer?
aqua exhilarant stage
  12/18/25
yea
Orchid Space Partner
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
aqua exhilarant stage
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
dark shrine
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
yellow business firm
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
dark shrine
  12/18/25
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Stimulating Claret Hall Legal Warrant
  12/18/25
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Offensive Karate Cuckoldry
  12/19/25
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chest-beating trailer park laser beams
  12/19/25
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dashing balding cruise ship chad
  12/19/25
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Glittery Church Building
  12/20/25
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Hairraiser lilac home
  12/21/25
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Boyish dysfunction
  12/21/25
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Excitant impertinent base
  12/21/25
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ruddy stubborn school cafeteria electric furnace
  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
idiotic quadroon library
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
aqua exhilarant stage
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
idiotic quadroon library
  12/18/25
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Offensive Karate Cuckoldry
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
curious hospital
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
tantric heady chapel giraffe
  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
curious hospital
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
aqua exhilarant stage
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
Overrated Electric National Security Agency
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
curious hospital
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
Flushed Cuck Ratface
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
Flushed Cuck Ratface
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
Flushed Cuck Ratface
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
Motley spot death wish
  12/18/25
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Orchid Space Partner
  12/18/25
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Mind-boggling market coldplay fan
  12/19/25
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adventurous national
  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
Offensive Karate Cuckoldry
  12/19/25
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talented university
  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
contagious bespoke stead fat ankles
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
Flushed Cuck Ratface
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
contagious bespoke stead fat ankles
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
Splenetic aggressive headpube deer antler
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
contagious bespoke stead fat ankles
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
Trip whorehouse
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
Offensive Karate Cuckoldry
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
charismatic mustard corner
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
Offensive Karate Cuckoldry
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
provocative violet stage
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
Mind-boggling market coldplay fan
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
kink-friendly obsidian theater stage affirmative action
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
Thriller Geriatric Resort Pistol
  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
Motley spot death wish
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
Maniacal personal credit line
  12/18/25
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Dun plaza
  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
contagious bespoke stead fat ankles
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
aqua exhilarant stage
  12/18/25
I am atty.
contagious bespoke stead fat ankles
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
aqua exhilarant stage
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Flushed Cuck Ratface
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Razzle ruby marketing idea party of the first part
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Razzle ruby marketing idea party of the first part
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Floppy Gay Wizard Ape
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
federal den pisswyrm
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Razzle ruby marketing idea party of the first part
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
brass bossy station
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
Offensive Karate Cuckoldry
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
Floppy Gay Wizard Ape
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
brass bossy station
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
contagious bespoke stead fat ankles
  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
brass bossy station
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
contagious bespoke stead fat ankles
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
Floppy Gay Wizard Ape
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
Hairraiser lilac home
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
contagious bespoke stead fat ankles
  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
plum indirect expression
  12/22/25
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plum indirect expression
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
plum indirect expression
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
brass bossy station
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
Motley spot death wish
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
Dun plaza
  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
Motley spot death wish
  12/18/25
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dashing balding cruise ship chad
  12/19/25
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Offensive Karate Cuckoldry
  12/19/25
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plum indirect expression
  12/22/25
not enough.
Mind-boggling market coldplay fan
  12/18/25
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stirring trust fund
  12/20/25
little under $6M
pearl razzle-dazzle voyeur gas station
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
Flushed Cuck Ratface
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
dark shrine
  12/18/25
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Indigo comical famous landscape painting sanctuary
  12/18/25
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provocative violet stage
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
pearl razzle-dazzle voyeur gas station
  12/19/25
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vivacious amber travel guidebook
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
Soul-stirring rehab windowlicker
  12/18/25
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Stimulating Claret Hall Legal Warrant
  12/18/25
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Mind-boggling market coldplay fan
  12/18/25
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cracking milky center
  12/20/25
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Excitant impertinent base
  12/21/25
-$184K
snowy exciting parlour
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
shimmering lettuce
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
multi-colored disrespectful tank
  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
chest-beating trailer park laser beams
  12/19/25
low-200s
Out-of-control Bisexual Faggotry
  12/18/25
0
Dead box office
  12/18/25
like 2 million
duck-like coiffed dilemma jap
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
insecure meetinghouse community account
  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
Outnumbered Slap-happy Tattoo Keepsake Machete
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
hot racy toilet seat son of senegal
  12/19/25
Shrew'd
Outnumbered Slap-happy Tattoo Keepsake Machete
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
ruddy stubborn school cafeteria electric furnace
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
hot racy toilet seat son of senegal
  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
kink-friendly obsidian theater stage affirmative action
  12/19/25
thank you
hot racy toilet seat son of senegal
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
Purple friendly grandma
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
Light Histrionic Abode
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
pungent location
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
Big twinkling casino
  12/19/25
what happened
chest-beating trailer park laser beams
  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
Big twinkling casino
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
dashing balding cruise ship chad
  12/19/25
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aqua exhilarant stage
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
Slippery Lodge Pocket Flask
  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
talented university
  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
Fragrant rough-skinned roommate
  12/20/25
~$900k
charismatic mustard corner
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
charcoal indian lodge circlehead
  12/19/25
Wow.
stirring trust fund
  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
Mind-boggling market coldplay fan
  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
charcoal indian lodge circlehead
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
Mind-boggling market coldplay fan
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
charcoal indian lodge circlehead
  12/19/25
lol
crimson knife theater
  12/19/25
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Mind-boggling market coldplay fan
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
kink-friendly obsidian theater stage affirmative action
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
rusted hilarious clown temple
  12/19/25
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kink-friendly obsidian theater stage affirmative action
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
federal den pisswyrm
  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
chestnut supple legend blood rage
  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
Lemon galvanic bbw jewess
  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
chestnut supple legend blood rage
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
rusted hilarious clown temple
  12/21/25
You sound poor
ruddy stubborn school cafeteria electric furnace
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
cracking milky center
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
swashbuckling regret
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
Unholy aphrodisiac theatre therapy
  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
swashbuckling regret
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
Outnumbered Slap-happy Tattoo Keepsake Machete
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
swashbuckling regret
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
Orchid Space Partner
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
plum indirect expression
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
swashbuckling regret
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
pearl razzle-dazzle voyeur gas station
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
Unholy aphrodisiac theatre therapy
  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
stirring trust fund
  12/20/25
...
aqua exhilarant stage
  12/20/25
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Orchid Space Partner
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
Glittery Church Building
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
insecure meetinghouse community account
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
Diverse sneaky criminal native
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
Diverse sneaky criminal native
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
Diverse sneaky criminal native
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
Vigorous mood
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
Nofapping Parlor
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
Vigorous mood
  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
aqua exhilarant stage
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
contagious bespoke stead fat ankles
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
Vigorous mood
  12/21/25
...
contagious bespoke stead fat ankles
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
chestnut supple legend blood rage
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
Splenetic aggressive headpube deer antler
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
Opaque ticket booth
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
Floppy Gay Wizard Ape
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
contagious bespoke stead fat ankles
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
Floppy Gay Wizard Ape
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
contagious bespoke stead fat ankles
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
aqua exhilarant stage
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
Floppy Gay Wizard Ape
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
aqua exhilarant stage
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
Floppy Gay Wizard Ape
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
aqua exhilarant stage
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
Floppy Gay Wizard Ape
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
aqua exhilarant stage
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
Floppy Gay Wizard Ape
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
aqua exhilarant stage
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
Floppy Gay Wizard Ape
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
Spectacular carnelian kitchen main people
  12/21/25
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Boyish dysfunction
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
saffron pit degenerate
  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
Razzmatazz rose heaven
  12/21/25
180 last note
brass bossy station
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
Nofapping Parlor
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
Floppy Gay Wizard Ape
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
contagious bespoke stead fat ankles
  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
Floppy Gay Wizard Ape
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
tantric heady chapel giraffe
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
Nofapping Parlor
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
Blathering toaster
  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
Titillating hairy legs
  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
Excitant impertinent base
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
Orchid Space Partner
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
chestnut supple legend blood rage
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
Blathering toaster
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
stirring trust fund
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
Orchid Space Partner
  12/23/25
cap gains
federal den pisswyrm
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
Orchid Space Partner
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
stirring trust fund
  12/25/25
~$500k
Opaque ticket booth
  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: aqua exhilarant stage



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Orchid Space Partner

710K

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: aqua exhilarant stage

lawyer?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Orchid Space Partner

yea

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: aqua exhilarant stage

Biglaw?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: dark shrine

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: yellow business firm

Lawyers?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: dark shrine

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Stimulating Claret Hall Legal Warrant



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Offensive Karate Cuckoldry



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: chest-beating trailer park laser beams



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: dashing balding cruise ship chad



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Glittery Church Building



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Hairraiser lilac home



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Boyish dysfunction



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Excitant impertinent base



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: ruddy stubborn school cafeteria electric furnace



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: idiotic quadroon library

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: aqua exhilarant stage

Trash or legal fees?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: idiotic quadroon library

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Offensive Karate Cuckoldry



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: curious hospital

$130k in shitlaw

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: tantric heady chapel giraffe

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: curious hospital

AssociaTTTe

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: aqua exhilarant stage

why dont you go solo?

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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Overrated Electric National Security Agency

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: curious hospital

Nigger voicemail$

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Flushed Cuck Ratface

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Flushed Cuck Ratface

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Flushed Cuck Ratface

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Motley spot death wish

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Orchid Space Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Mind-boggling market coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: adventurous national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Offensive Karate Cuckoldry

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: talented university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522385)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: contagious bespoke stead fat ankles

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Flushed Cuck Ratface

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: contagious bespoke stead fat ankles

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Splenetic aggressive headpube deer antler

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: contagious bespoke stead fat ankles

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Trip whorehouse

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Offensive Karate Cuckoldry

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: charismatic mustard corner

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Offensive Karate Cuckoldry

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: provocative violet stage

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Mind-boggling market coldplay fan

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: kink-friendly obsidian theater stage affirmative action

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Thriller Geriatric Resort Pistol

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Motley spot death wish

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Maniacal personal credit line

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Dun plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520207)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: contagious bespoke stead fat ankles

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: aqua exhilarant stage

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: contagious bespoke stead fat ankles

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: aqua exhilarant stage

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Flushed Cuck Ratface

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Razzle ruby marketing idea party of the first part

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Razzle ruby marketing idea party of the first part

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Floppy Gay Wizard Ape

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: federal den pisswyrm

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Razzle ruby marketing idea party of the first part

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: brass bossy station

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Offensive Karate Cuckoldry

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Floppy Gay Wizard Ape

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: brass bossy station

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: contagious bespoke stead fat ankles

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: brass bossy station

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: contagious bespoke stead fat ankles

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Floppy Gay Wizard Ape

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Hairraiser lilac home

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: contagious bespoke stead fat ankles

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: plum indirect expression

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: plum indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: plum indirect expression

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: brass bossy station

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Motley spot death wish

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Dun plaza

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Motley spot death wish

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: dashing balding cruise ship chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Offensive Karate Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: plum indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531594)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Mind-boggling market coldplay fan

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: stirring trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524556)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: pearl razzle-dazzle voyeur gas station

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Flushed Cuck Ratface

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: dark shrine

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Indigo comical famous landscape painting sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520585)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: provocative violet stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520702)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: pearl razzle-dazzle voyeur gas station

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: vivacious amber travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525741)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring rehab windowlicker

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Stimulating Claret Hall Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520502)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Mind-boggling market coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520594)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: cracking milky center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524786)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Excitant impertinent base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528564)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: snowy exciting parlour

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: shimmering lettuce

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: multi-colored disrespectful tank

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: chest-beating trailer park laser beams

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Out-of-control Bisexual Faggotry

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Dead box office

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520555)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: duck-like coiffed dilemma jap

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: insecure meetinghouse community account

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Outnumbered Slap-happy Tattoo Keepsake Machete

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: hot racy toilet seat son of senegal

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Outnumbered Slap-happy Tattoo Keepsake Machete

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: ruddy stubborn school cafeteria electric furnace

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: hot racy toilet seat son of senegal

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: kink-friendly obsidian theater stage affirmative action

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: hot racy toilet seat son of senegal

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Purple friendly grandma

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Light Histrionic Abode

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: pungent location

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Big twinkling casino

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: chest-beating trailer park laser beams

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Big twinkling casino

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: dashing balding cruise ship chad

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: aqua exhilarant stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Slippery Lodge Pocket Flask

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: talented university

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Fragrant rough-skinned roommate

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: charismatic mustard corner

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: charcoal indian lodge circlehead

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: stirring trust fund

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Mind-boggling market coldplay fan

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: charcoal indian lodge circlehead

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523174)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling market coldplay fan

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: charcoal indian lodge circlehead

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: crimson knife theater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling market coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531645)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: kink-friendly obsidian theater stage affirmative action

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522815)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: rusted hilarious clown temple

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49522960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: kink-friendly obsidian theater stage affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523114)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: federal den pisswyrm

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523288)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: chestnut supple legend blood rage

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523407)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Lemon galvanic bbw jewess

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: chestnut supple legend blood rage

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525630)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: rusted hilarious clown temple

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49529038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: ruddy stubborn school cafeteria electric furnace

You sound poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523499)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: cracking milky center

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524790)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling regret

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523808)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Unholy aphrodisiac theatre therapy

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523866)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling regret

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523884)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Outnumbered Slap-happy Tattoo Keepsake Machete

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524660)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: swashbuckling regret

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525097)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Orchid Space Partner

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525701)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: plum indirect expression

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525737)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling regret

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49526155)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: pearl razzle-dazzle voyeur gas station

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Unholy aphrodisiac theatre therapy

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525050)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: stirring trust fund

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: aqua exhilarant stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525129)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Orchid Space Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525700)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: Glittery Church Building

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49523890)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: insecure meetinghouse community account

I paid just under that in taxes this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525732)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: Diverse sneaky criminal native

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524680)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Diverse sneaky criminal native

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524683)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Diverse sneaky criminal native

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49524686)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Vigorous mood

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525770)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Nofapping Parlor

How do you get your taxable income lower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525966)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Vigorous mood

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49526021)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: aqua exhilarant stage

Creative but nothing fraud tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49526159)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: contagious bespoke stead fat ankles

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527453)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Vigorous mood

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528026)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: contagious bespoke stead fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528065)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: chestnut supple legend blood rage

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525872)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Splenetic aggressive headpube deer antler

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49525997)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Opaque ticket booth

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527285)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Floppy Gay Wizard Ape

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527322)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: contagious bespoke stead fat ankles

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527331)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Floppy Gay Wizard Ape

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527344)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: contagious bespoke stead fat ankles

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531713)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: aqua exhilarant stage

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527341)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Floppy Gay Wizard Ape

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527346)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: aqua exhilarant stage

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527349)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Floppy Gay Wizard Ape

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527357)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: aqua exhilarant stage

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527369)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Floppy Gay Wizard Ape

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527372)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: aqua exhilarant stage

are you still pozzed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527430)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Floppy Gay Wizard Ape

undetectable brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527434)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: aqua exhilarant stage

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527443)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Floppy Gay Wizard Ape

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527490)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Spectacular carnelian kitchen main people

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527325)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Boyish dysfunction



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: saffron pit degenerate

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527340)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Razzmatazz rose heaven

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527544)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: brass bossy station

180 last note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49532880)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Nofapping Parlor

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49527645)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Floppy Gay Wizard Ape

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528240)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: contagious bespoke stead fat ankles

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528342)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Floppy Gay Wizard Ape

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528390)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: tantric heady chapel giraffe

just do discreet affairs bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49528356)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Nofapping Parlor

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49538515)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Blathering toaster

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49540547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Titillating hairy legs

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531487)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Excitant impertinent base

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531946)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: Orchid Space Partner

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49533223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: chestnut supple legend blood rage

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49531986)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Blathering toaster

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49532876)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: stirring trust fund

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49532879)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: Orchid Space Partner

whats the other 35%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49533222)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: federal den pisswyrm

cap gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49539832)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Orchid Space Partner

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49540017)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: stirring trust fund

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49540047)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: Opaque ticket booth

~$500k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2),#49538879)