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"SeaTTTle Grocery Manager Under Evaluation After Refusing to Eat Cake" (KOMO)
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 02/26/26 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 02/26/26 |
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Date: February 26th, 2026 5:16 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) KOMO News Seattle — February 2026: "SeaTTTle Grocery Manager Under Evaluation After Refusing to Eat Cake at Mandatory Staff Event"
SEATTLE —
A local grocery store manager is facing an internal review after what corporate HR described as "non-participatory behavior" during a company-sponsored appreciation mixer.
"He just stood in the corner holding a plate," said one Zoomer employee. "He didn't even take a bite."
Local HR representative, Tabitha, confirmed a formal evaluation has been scheduled. "Team building is not optional," she said, adjusting a party hat.
The manager's paper plate was later found in the trash, cake untouched and intact, with a sticky note reading "Clause 9.2."
(This is a developing news story). |
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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:08 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838724&forum_id=2),#49698400) |