irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767336&forum_id=2),#49220740)

Scandal erupted in 2023 when Orrin Smith, an elder in the LDS church, was arrested with three open cans after leaving a so-called "dirty soda" stand in Provo. Smith, 21, plead guilty to the charges and agreed to attend counseling sessions on the dangers of caffeine.

http://deseretnews.com/articles/smith-case-reminds-teens-dangers-of-caffeine.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767336&forum_id=2),#49220754)

iirc for Mormons the fatwa isn't on caffeine but on "hot beverages" or something equally inane, likely cooked up on the trail to save J. Smith a couple ledger entries on the trail west

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767336&forum_id=2),#49220786)

Source: I used to work for a company headquartered in SLC. They had coffee makers in the SLC office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767336&forum_id=2),#49232933)

I think Provo is the big conservative Mormon place and SLC is more like Romney cafeteria style Mormonism

SLC is also bizarrely clean with lots of friendly people iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767336&forum_id=2),#49232941)

SLC is generally clean but has one glaring issue: horrible air quality. The city is surrounded by mountains, which traps all the smog/pollution/etc. in the city. When I visited SLC, I drove down to Bryce Canyon one weekend. On the drive back, I thought something was wrong with my car as I entered SLC because it started to smell so bad. Turns out that's just what stale smog smells like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767336&forum_id=2),#49232949)