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Jamie Dimon IMPLORES Gen Z to get back in the wage cage
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Date: April 28th, 2026 4:01 PM Author: smoky police squad base https://youtube.com/shorts/6glAn-Gj9LM
You owe corporate America your CREATIVITY and UNDIVIDED ATTENTION. Give your best years of your life to feeding this machine. This company needs to GROW you miserably faggots! |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:05 PM Author: Vibrant kitchen prole isnt he complete correct? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2),#49849276) |
Date: April 28th, 2026 4:52 PM Author: cordovan crotch He's spiritually jewish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2),#49849235) |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 4:52 PM Author: Honey-headed center (born Hymie Diamond) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2),#49849240) |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:03 PM Author: smoky police squad base Welcome to Athena, my friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2),#49849270) |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:07 PM Author: chest-beating pervert dont think you needed the word "spiritually" friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2),#49849281) |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 4:54 PM Author: spectacular french chef Lol at those 15yo pics. Show his current aids-riddled mug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2),#49849247) |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:06 PM Author: chest-beating pervert cant stand that godawful faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2),#49849279) |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:25 PM Author: smoky police squad base Why not? He's just trying to grow his bank. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2),#49849335) |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:55 PM Author: chartreuse milk He's not prestigious at all. He's an embarrassment. Almost as embarrassing as Solomon running GS into the ground. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2),#49850148) |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 11:04 PM Author: smoky police squad base I've hit a nerve with the ibankers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2),#49850166) |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:31 PM Author: obsidian effete hell LOL at this fucking loser hypercapitalist freak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2),#49849342) |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:38 PM Author: smoky police squad base He REPRESENTS the WILL of the SHAREHOLDERS
Look at this: NYSE: JPM
In 2022 it was worth a THIRD of what it is now. They 3x their investor's money. That's Jamie's job. He gets paid 43 mil every year to grow the value of the stock for investors. How are people supposed to get rich if Jamie doesn't force his shitployees to work hard? Hmm? |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:40 PM Author: obsidian effete hell Yeah how are rich people supposed to keep gobbling up all the wealth if the kids don't put the right Jewish numbers in the future machine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2),#49849366) |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:45 PM Author: smoky police squad base I ask myself this every morning when I click buy on Nvidia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2),#49849372) |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:46 PM Author: irate chocolate school cafeteria becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2),#49849378) |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:46 PM Author: irate chocolate school cafeteria becky Greeks, Turks and Indians are much worse than Jews irt greed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2),#49849380) |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: odious hall telephone (((Bankers))) live in constant fear that somewhere, someone out there is happy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2),#49849405) |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:53 PM Author: smoky police squad base his business model is very fratty and chill. he just hangs on to cash and waits for other banks to fail by being to risky and then snaps them up. he's just bailing out his bros time and again! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2),#49849415) |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:01 PM Author: pea-brained love of her life point he's clearly a sociopath and also completely correct (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2),#49849444) |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:07 PM Author: smoky police squad base 100% cr
I would NEVER work for JP Morgan. I would live in poverty and beg for alms before putting in a day for this guy. That being said, as a SHAREHOLDER I demand that THEY get up and put on a suit and go work as hard as possible every day to grow my GREEDBUCKS. LOL! Get in the wagecage! |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:39 PM Author: pea-brained love of her life point it's boomer mentality to the max and I can say as someone who has been WFH for over a decade that this shit is toxic on a personal level.
the onerous though should be on him to prove and quantify the value of being in person. carting your ass an hour each way means you spend roughly 17 days per year commuting that you could spend being a more productive employee. forcing people into NYC offices means higher salaries. there's the cost of real estate and maintaining these offices.
end of the day wfh is probably saving JP morgan $$ but boomer jews like Dimon are just clinging to the old days. |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:50 PM Author: smoky police squad base My boomer dad defends in person work to the hilt. It's all these people have left. It's the suit and tie. It's grabbing lunch from the falafel cart. It's being able to lord it over somebody to their face. It's crucial imo. It's critical that you know your place in the hierarchy. If Dimon didn't have any peasants to stunt on what would he do?
Also boomers OWN the real estate. If they let everybody leave it wouldn't be worth anything. They will NEVER let you simply 'do NYC' somewhere else. |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 7:45 PM Author: hairless double fault No. People should spend their lives playing Call of Duty instead of working and growing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2),#49849710) |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 9:11 PM Author: Trip depressive "semi-diseased shit" is right tbh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2),#49849911) |
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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:14 PM Author: fragrant dun halford parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2),#49850074) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:49 AM Author: cordovan crotch He badly wanted to call it "this faggot work from home zoom shit" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2),#49850969) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:50 AM Author: appetizing pungent library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2),#49850974) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:36 AM Author: smoky police squad base Arpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2),#49851039) |