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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
rough-skinned gunner
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
Razzle-dazzle Pea-brained Voyeur
  07/31/16
Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,...
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  08/01/16
lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious
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amber therapy
  08/02/16
Sounds like you are fucked bro
Maroon insanely creepy kitchen
  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
rough-skinned gunner
  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
Maroon insanely creepy kitchen
  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
rough-skinned gunner
  07/31/16
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
ebony cowardly dragon hairy legs
  07/31/16
That poztartar
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  07/31/16
he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
rough-skinned gunner
  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
ebony cowardly dragon hairy legs
  07/31/16
are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
rough-skinned gunner
  07/31/16
gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
ebony cowardly dragon hairy legs
  07/31/16
lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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amber therapy
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LMAOOOOOOOOOO Let me tell you about my food service exper...
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My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd. Se...
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So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your o...
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  08/04/16
the people on this site are deranged
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  07/31/16
how so?
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  07/31/16
youre a fucking idiot bro. "complaining about poo...
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lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and ...
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  07/31/16
yea i was thinking this too.
ebony cowardly dragon hairy legs
  07/31/16
is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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  07/31/16
cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before ...
rough-skinned gunner
  07/31/16
either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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  07/31/16
cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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youre not alpha or 6'0. and lol @ "im thix foot, a...
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your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've b...
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lol'd hard at xiaofeng
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LOL
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180 the gorgon
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It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself&quo...
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lmao. Please link if you can
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like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?
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ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.
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Alcoholic?
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: rough-skinned gunner

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Pea-brained Voyeur

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: khaki jewess hell

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: exciting personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Razzle carnelian den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Contagious apoplectic people who are hurt

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Contagious apoplectic people who are hurt

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: amber therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Maroon insanely creepy kitchen

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: rough-skinned gunner

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Maroon insanely creepy kitchen

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: rough-skinned gunner

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Shimmering odious school cafeteria keepsake machete



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: ebony cowardly dragon hairy legs

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: soul-stirring glassy dopamine newt

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: rough-skinned gunner

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: ebony cowardly dragon hairy legs

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: rough-skinned gunner

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: ebony cowardly dragon hairy legs

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: khaki jewess hell

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: amber therapy



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: outnumbered orchestra pit hissy fit

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: irradiated translucent boltzmann

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Bull Headed Alcoholic Meetinghouse

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Pea-brained Voyeur

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: irradiated translucent boltzmann



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: twisted violent national security agency

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Pea-brained Voyeur

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: rough-skinned gunner

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: arousing foreskin locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Avocado hyperventilating indirect expression son of senegal

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: opaque property

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Pearl new version codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Chestnut pit masturbator

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: ebony cowardly dragon hairy legs

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: khaki jewess hell

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Dull fragrant site

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: rough-skinned gunner

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: khaki jewess hell

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Chestnut pit masturbator

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: rough-skinned gunner

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Chestnut pit masturbator

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: opaque property

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: khaki jewess hell

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Chestnut pit masturbator

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: khaki jewess hell

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Dull fragrant site

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: khaki jewess hell

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Sick state lettuce

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Chestnut pit masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: khaki jewess hell

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: vibrant locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: vibrant locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Sable talking senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Low-t Skinny Woman Market

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Maroon insanely creepy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: pungent umber roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: motley effete gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Impressive ticket booth fortuitous meteor

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: irradiated translucent boltzmann

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Chestnut pit masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Walnut spot generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Pearly big rigor station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: talented parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: marvelous stag film factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: ultramarine heady nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: lascivious hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: dashing messiness stead



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: marvelous stag film factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Hot Self-absorbed National Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Hot Self-absorbed National Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: bipolar swashbuckling marketing idea persian

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Pearl new version codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Orange indian lodge degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Sick state lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: coiffed zombie-like home wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Impressive ticket booth fortuitous meteor

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: narrow-minded mind-boggling resort potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Hot Self-absorbed National Mad-dog Skullcap

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Shivering Sooty Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: khaki jewess hell

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: mischievous depressive ratface

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: khaki jewess hell

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Dull fragrant site

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: khaki jewess hell

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: citrine deep address

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Chestnut pit masturbator

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Sick state lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Impressive ticket booth fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: milky domesticated milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Beta sapphire principal's office twinkling uncleanness

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: hairraiser iridescent sneaky criminal

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: exhilarant purple area

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: ebony cowardly dragon hairy legs

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Titillating Crystalline Dilemma Puppy

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: multi-colored ruddy philosopher-king institution

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Chestnut pit masturbator

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Dull fragrant site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: exciting personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Dull fragrant site

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: sepia duck-like filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Claret reading party death wish

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: confused kitty cat house

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: costumed dysfunction cuck

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: ebony cowardly dragon hairy legs

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: costumed dysfunction cuck

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Dull fragrant site

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Claret reading party death wish

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: saffron vigorous range

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: amber therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Chocolate kitty library

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Impressive ticket booth fortuitous meteor

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Awkward Space

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: carmine place of business selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Dull fragrant site

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Spectacular Rose Gaping Location

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: sticky ceo



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Dull fragrant site



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Topaz coffee pot



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Contagious apoplectic people who are hurt

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: bateful point



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Low-t Skinny Woman Market



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: garnet brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Dull fragrant site



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: bateful point



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Dull fragrant site



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Low-t Skinny Woman Market



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Dull fragrant site



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Cobalt parlour ape

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Low-t Skinny Woman Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: multi-colored ruddy philosopher-king institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Dun violent rehab sandwich

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: vibrant locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Chrome Pistol

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Chrome Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: infuriating electric center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: exciting personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Low-t Skinny Woman Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: slap-happy faggotry set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Sable talking senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Pontificating Faggot Firefighter

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: grizzly field hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Dark internal respiration double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Pontificating Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Pontificating Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Smoky Chapel Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: grizzly field hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: sexy theater stage

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: rough-skinned gunner

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: racy theater half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: trip nowag heaven

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Ivory beady-eyed useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: vibrant locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: vibrant locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Sable talking senate

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: multi-colored ruddy philosopher-king institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Lavender cerebral cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: chartreuse hyperactive police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Stimulating cuckold

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: vibrant locus

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: appetizing mediation bawdyhouse

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Ruby aphrodisiac mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Low-t Skinny Woman Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Low-t Skinny Woman Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Ruby aphrodisiac mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: aromatic aquamarine casino

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Provocative Light Shitlib Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: jade cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Maize comical lodge immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: garnet brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: slap-happy faggotry set

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: diverse violet affirmative action abode

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Ruby aphrodisiac mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: frozen floppy black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Low-t Skinny Woman Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: frozen floppy black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Spectacular Rose Gaping Location

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: bespoke bat-shit-crazy gas station chad

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: gold slippery lay

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: marvelous stag film factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Burgundy international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: gold slippery lay

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Burgundy international law enforcement agency

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: gold slippery lay

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: gold slippery lay

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Ivory beady-eyed useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: stirring coldplay fan alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Low-t Skinny Woman Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Razzmatazz regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Curious School Sweet Tailpipe

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: ultramarine heady nursing home

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Adventurous magenta stage haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: chartreuse hyperactive police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Coral Thriller Tanning Salon

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: canary vivacious main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: pink deer antler corner

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: grizzly field hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: metal passionate genital piercing

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: charismatic crusty native roast beef

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Razzle carnelian den

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: chartreuse hyperactive police squad

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2),#49363699)